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Well, dat iz teh poynt, izn’t it!
congrats anni
oh noes, stoopy wierdpress tellz me “slo down” tehn showz mai post anywayz – sawree for teh repeetingness
U duzn.t hab to `pollyjize fur WP! We awl haz had prollemz wiv it!
congrats anni awn teh top spot! I kin do teh happy hoppy dans for u?
*step step step to teh left*
*twiirrrl*
*step step step to teh right*
*twiirrrl*
*hop hop left*
*hop hop right*
*juuuump twist land*
*courtsey*
Thx hcr. Dat wuz a wunnermuss dans!
ur welcum!
u has some berry quick paws, Ifinkso!
Oh, hcr, ai DOOO laik that littlol “courtsey” at teh end!!! SOOO cyoot!
ouch, i just realised -orto… orthe… othrgr… spelling fings right, Iz doing it rong!
But donut worri, tehre can be no rong spellingz on ICHC – awl teh spellingz is RITE
Yep eben ifnn u rite right write!
o u are so wright!
sry ai iz a soufpaw
Ai aer amfibyuss!
yu cans uz boff finz? taht iz kool
U swimz wif bof hans ?
Noe, Ai can smoek an drink at teh saem tiem! (oar Ai cud – doan’t smoek naow)
Mi niver, nott sins 85. Gud fing tu !
An inna minnit, ai’m going to bee overwrought!
Ai think ai laik this eggs tenshun!
“Ai just wrought a letter to mai bruther.” It awlmoast werks!
it’s set in iron?!?
hard wurk for a letter…
hard wurk furr teh postmenz!
In one of the Asterix books there’s a lovely scene where the village wimmins are all happee because the noo catalogue for some shop is arriving – and you see the poor postman lugging around huge mounds of stone tablets
Meta-humour at it’s best!
Tihs be sum sought of rort?
Congratz anni
But – at leest this kitteh izn’t carpit colored!!
this kitteh… iz colored just like mai kitteh! :O
what breed iz this? i thots mai kitteh wuz a mutt!
It luks laik a kwartette this moarning!
annipuss (an HAO duz she doo it???)
miniminsmum
JCH4K
honeycakerabbit
Ai aern’t sayin! (Duz enniwun noe ware Ai can get a noo F5 buttin?)
*gigglolz* noep sry ai dun know
On teh F5 freeway ….
F5 butt in??? Yoo meeen- there reellee IS a sekrit????
kwartette? Iz playing teh viola part! oar we b singing?
Pleez to nawt be making me sing – awl teh cheezfrenz wud runawaywivakwikness aifinkso
dis b cheezland! ebbrybuddy b singer here! I missed teh cheezstock ;-(, i cuddn’t b here, butt I readed it later, and nao I haz a mewsical infekshun! I even writed a song for teh cheezstock (a while ago)…
hcr – if yoo wrought a song fur teh cheezstock, yoo cud go there an stick it in sumwhere! Reelee, yoo cud!
Then it will awlwaiz bee there! Part ov teh hissteree!
ifn u reely fink so? will try tomorrow. i wroted it on papur teh berry day i made my nawtsekkund commint here. butt of course teh papur is at home and iz not…
Oh yes!!! Ai do!! Yoo shud do it. It will be in teh ICHC Legends an Lore.
Just becuz yoo cudn’t bee there at the wright taim duzznt meen yoo cant be part ov it!
Iz ok – wen Ai sings wii sez it souwnds liek kyotees howling.
OooOooOoooooo!!!!!
Hrmph, wen ai singz the kyotees runawai adn hyde!!!!!
LOL!!! Wehn ai singz, ai get payed sum munnies.
Mee too, ai get payd munniez to pleeeeeeez stawp singing!
Teh czech iz in teh mayl, mmm!
Hmmm, fank yu PB
*hahahahha ebil lafter*
mai get-ritch-kwik-trik is wurkin!
*hcr trying to sing*
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪
can yoozing ‘ober teh hill adn far away’?
Yep, Ai can do dat
*bring in teh hubbehcats sekret moosecaek frum teh uder lol*
Iz gud tu sharz wif eberybunneh
Thx Klwu ! * nom nom nom yummi ! *
iz funneh cauz ai posted dis an den reeded teh uder lol… we can has GMTA
(taek liddel byte ub caek) mmm iz bery cwemmy an chokolaty an teh oreoreoreo krust iz gud an kruchie.
Oh winnerful!!
*grind grind grind*
*broo broo broo*
*boil boil boil*
*steep steep steep*
There! Fresh cawffee an tee fur ebreewun!!
nufin bedder den caekncawfee othx JCH4K
*sipsip nomnom* soooo gud!
Ummm! Thks! Ai neeeded tath caek! Deleeshooz!
*nomnomnom*
delishus adn nootrishus – fang kyo KLWU hubbehcat
is it by enny chance relatied to choclatt moose?!?!
cos that is may faborite in de hole wurld!!!
ahhh ai lub taht!! iz kanadian moose? we ony uz lokal ingreedeeants
Donut step awn teh kitteh pleeez
Oar yu will feel teh pointy enz
Anna WHOOPSIEE!!1 Wun borked hooman.
o noes, tahtz teh sekund one dis weekweekweek!
Ai hav TWO carpit colored kittehs hoo doo this!! Ai reelee hav to be careful awn teh stares!!
mebbe u has a kitteh-colord carpet? dis kitteh gonna fix it foar u!
mebbe not?
Ooooo – trai again. That wun wuz a 404 er!
LOL!! Wehn ai furst traid to tern bloo, awl ai cud get wuz teh dredded 404!!
my long-lasting inabilitee to post a linkee -let me show u it… try agin
Dat iz law ub teh kitteh aifinkso
it werked!!!! it werked!!! my berry nawtsekkund werking linkee, let mi show u it!!!!
:lol::lol:
*hop hop hop twiiiiirl*
*jump jump twist jump*
*hop hop hop*
*shake shake shake*
yay!
sorree, iz getting carried away, ifinkso
(eet always was teh “. dunnot unnerstand, butt ifn I type it myself and nawt copi frum our cweenmj, it werks. I has a confuzzled)
*joyns HCR in teh happytayl dansdans*
teh inturnetz coed, let meh teech yu it
Do nawt traii to be undastandin teh wurkinz ov teh ‘pooterz oar teh intertoobz, tehy haz a mynd ov their own!!
Yur doin grayte wiv teh linkeez (adn teh dansdansdans too)
)
*wispurrs*
dunnot tell ennyone, butt Iz werking wif puters all teh time. programming, I does it! kinda, ennyway. duzznt halp wif unnerstanding teh puters AT ALL! oar teh intertubes, for that matter…
Ai AWLWAIZ has a confoozled!
But ai hav notissed that there ar menee things taht yoo cannawt copee, but if yoo taip in teh verree sayme thing, it werks!
But ai hav NO idea wai!
Oh – hcr – maek shur there iz awlwaiz a space between yur colons fur teh smilees. they dont werk if tehy ar up against sumthing else.
Iz glad u has tried teh same copy-fing and it didn’t werk either. nao i feel less stoopee! mebbe someday someone cums hu noes! i wud liek to noe.
fanku foar teh smilies hint, nao i noe…
shud have noen awlreddee, butt forgotted…
aifinkso iz teh way teh ” comz owt. Sumtymes tey points tu teh left an sumtyms dey point tu teh rite an if dey nawt pointinz teh rite way it nawt wurk.
ooh, dere cums da puter eggspert! fank u! Teh odd fing is, that on my puter, teh ” all look teh same. Butt if they dunnot look teh same in teh cween’s blog (on other puters), then that b a purrfeckt eggsplanation!
I awlways type it now – and I never have the “s – you donut need them!
Iz wanning to b that kitteh…
wil probablee trip yu awp!
mai Lincoln speshulizus en dis. hii iz alwais kurlen awp tu legz! as sone az yu muef, trip trip trip yu bii doin!
*blinks* Dey posteds tu lols? Dey reely aer beins sneeky
Dat iz sumfing dey do moast Furzedais.
reely? ai wunder wau awn furzedais
Furrs-dai iz teh bestest dai fur snorglin teh floofeh kittehs!
Neber cud get teh hang ob Fursdais…
*whisprrrrr* Itz teh 2nd LOL awn Thorsday. Tehy awlwaiz bring bak a klassik wif a favorite button – an rite after taht – teh regularlee sshedooled wun.
*gigglolz* jus wens ai fink ai gots dis awl figerd owt, dey springs sumfin nu awn meh
iz gud tu keepz meh awn mai toezies
It wuzn’t awlwaiz laik that – an prollee wont awlwaiz bee.
Wunce upawn a taim, wunce a week we wud hav a funnee non-animal-lol! They were verree funnnee, an we laiked them a lot.
I wuz just thinkin abowt those teh udder day. They no has them ennymoar!
my kittehboi teaches a masstur class in
trying to kill peoplelaying in your path!Ai worri sumtimz dat OP wont knot get fur nough nway frum mai char. Ai runned o ber mai owen heelz a cuppola timz an iz a powrfal chair. Sew mai neeborz here meh *Nee-naw! Nee-nah! Where are you?*
Amber has taykun to wynding herseff rown mai crutches. At teh tawp ob teh stayrs! Ai keeps telling her “If yu brake Mummeh yu no can has sumwun to feeds yu an pets yu an let yu sleep unner teh doovay!” An she sez “Meh!” an danses rown mai feets as Ai com dounstarys – Dot, carri,dot,carri,dot,skwish MEEEOUCH!
Iz enywun else nawt ables tu go intu dere profial?
Ai hadd teh trublol wiv it b4 butt(!) itz o-key nao!
Iz nawt getting in either!
Ai jus hed tu re rugistar. Den it letz meh in. Gud ting tew! Ai tink dey waz monsturz triian tew get ouz!
re rugistar liek getin new akount?
No…Ai mIssIed Up! Hadd tew log- in aneu, TWICE, noa! Sumpthin shmells like gushifud, fish kinnd!
NAO, !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ET want meh tew do et again! Der ARE monsturz at wurk! De mos inseedeeous uf awl kindz! *whispers* the wuns ewe no see……………..
No no. Tri tu log owt and tehn log in agin. It lebes cookeys (nawt fud) on ur pyoota adn tihs mai halp.
Cookies? It left me a cookie butt it tooked it awai again?
It hadd gurl jermz ….
*snerk*
Iz dat littlol floofeh chick bein cheekee?
It was Nenne wot strated it
Hmm dat’s rite, blaym sumwon else!
nawo it wunt let meh lawg in
Ai hadz prublims b4. Lawgin nidz teh emayo nawt yur naym.
Sims 2b cays sinsitif two.
Iz berri slo toonit butt(!) ai hav loggered owt adn in miself ebentshally.
jus duzznt iek meh tudai aiguesso
okai aifink ai gots mai blue bak
Iz starteen to get on mi nerves.
aifinks the kitteh is lookies at hooman coming up stares wif big baskit lawndrey.
Kitteh tinks ‘hmmmm tis be interesting sichuashon’
Tukkseedo Kitteh
sleepz wayrebburr himz wawntz.
Hewminz deelz wiffz it!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
wuz gawnna sleepz awn Windo
Sill. Dis amz sawftturr!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
juss needz himz Teddee~Bayur
2 maykz Napz cumpleet!
Jack.
bery niec JD, ai lieks teh tedde~bayer iz tu kyoot
Mai sustrz kitteh Frank, him carriz himz tedde~bayer upi-starz at nite an bek doon ina mording!
Awwwwwwwww
*splort*
oh noes!!! Africat iz down!!!
send help!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Africat in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Fankees fur teh nine-elebenty Catena an teh luverlee reskew Nennepus! Mmmm, hot choklit, donutz an “Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir”! sip nom sip nom sip!
Ai Feelz sponible! Ai sew glad Neeepus wus dar! Getz out Marcus Welbi dictafun. Mek noti tew seef, needa tek CCC trainun sun.
{{{Op_sMama}}} Yu nawt sponsible! Eet wus jus a momunt ov weekness an teh kewt image ov teh kitteh karryin hims teddy! O, teh kewt!!! Alls well dat endz well!
Taht sez it awl Jack!
* Hao duzzi dooit? *
Jack awlwaiz sees teh whirrled wif teh aiez of a poet. Ai hav offen wished ai cud see waht Jack sees.
Britenz mai dai !
mebbe hii wil shayr his nip wif yu soe yu ken sii eet tu!
hey guys whats up?
Furst caek, den poetries, *sigh* noaw awl a gurl needz iz a…….
Bi-ci-cal. *an a kitteh, uf coorsa!~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Ai lik Dat!
Gloreeah Steinhum ref FTW!
♪sommtimez wi need good dreeam 2kontinu..♪
my hooman cannot sleep goodz so he wunc tri go to bed an plays Frank Sinatraz, lites canduls, use eye mask, lavendah oyl etc. which goes OK till ai jump on him and sez “HEY HOOMAN WACHA DOING?”
Yay for new Smudgie Blog post. T’was funny!
Indeed! Butt(!) Ai is NAWT lettin Amber reed it – she mai get ideers!
hellooo
well at leezt ai cans post againz but ai losted mai blu
Awww, don bii blu! … noe wait…
Kerri:
Copi tihs
ht tp://cheezburger.com/profile.aspx?username=kerri-luv-wif-u
adn payst it intu a nu kawmint in teh website feeld
then dilete teh space adn poast a kawmint
ai reloggded intu wurd pres an gots mai blu bak… still nawt gettins in mai profiel butt(!) ai kans uplowd piks usin the lol buildr
can eny ub yu see mai profeil?
Nope, iz triin to lode butt juss duzznt manij!
R u clikkin on yur blooy or on My Profile buttin?
We kan clik on yur blooy naym oar typ in the linky adress.
If u stil hab prublims, log out. Clear cookies adn log in agen.
Ware tu clear cukkies depenz on browza. Wot browsa u using?
Sorree! Ai ment to sai Yesh. Jus sloooooo……
*gigglolz* aifinkso yu iz puder guru tu
Ai runded teh diskleenup an taht nawt halp, ai kan du eberyfing butt c mai profiel it comz up wif teh “sumfing bad happened” paeg.
OK. Taht iz fwom http error 500 witch iz a 60 sekkund timeowt uzualee.
Ai fink it juz bestest to stay loggd in adn tri l8ter.
Teh burgers too slo foar teh custimaz tonit.
*whiskerpurrs to Klwu*ai saw ur bideo uv Whiet Bunneh and felt verrie onnored–a gud job ifinso! Yu kan be mai muse frum now on.
othx, ai wud beh honhurd tu beh yur muse…doez ai gets ferrywyngz tu
*Swish of majik wand* Ta-da! Ferrywyngz!
*flutterz hur nu wingz*
Oh dey aer soo niec tu, awl silber an sparklee.. Othx MM dey are byootful wyngz
*flutterz roun teh cheeztown spredins ferrydust an inzpurrashunz awn eberyfing*
I get dis messij wen ai trys to go to mai profyle
“Something bad happened, but people have been notified and are working on fixing it. ”
wiv a kyoot lol ov kitteh teknishun, oar drtinycat.
Praps ai shud trii to cleer cookies (hmm shame, woz lukkin foarwud to a cooky)
Aha! It wuz yu Tim Tam-Purring! Ai nyoo itt!!
Hahaha tim-tam-tam-purrer stryks again – ware are dose tim tams anywayz?
Dey be messin an mekin itt budder again! Nao dem faborites uf udders iz HHUUGGe wit out ewe push view. But dem needa haf “Unner Cornstrucshun” sighnz. “Spect Delayz” (specully in Texass- soowee)
ummm wut?
Kerri, iz nao wurking fassed fur mi. Ai fink tehy cort up.
* Ai got tu slepe nao. Bai! *
nyte nyte PoussinBoi
Slepe tite!
so wens yu luk at oderpeplz faboritez dai aer full sized insted ub tumnailz?
(iz still nawt abel tu see teh profielz, eberyfing butt(!) teh profielz)
Stayrway to hevven . . .
Ooup-> heaben
<-dowwwn= BasementCat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This behbeh is sleepin lyke such an angel, I wuz shor it wuz on itz way up teh stayrs.
Nuthin sez happehniss to me lyke a sleepin, smiolin kitteh. (No, yoo kant see teh smiol bekawz itz blooked by a paw; but I just noes this kitteh is smiolin.)
I almost (almost!) bot a signe at teh fayr teh uther nite. It sed:
Heaven is the place where all the cats you’ve ever loved come to greet you.
awww… sumwun shud maek lol ub taht!
Whut a grayt idear! Shuld be sumwun with a pikshor of lots of cats of awl cullurs . . .
I has a pikshor in mah own mynd of whut it looks lyke. Wun tyme when Grem wuz near teh end of hiz dayz, we went kamping in a van. Mah huzbing-in-trayning (nawt kwite huzbing yet) took Gremlin owt on a leash to walk on a lovely grassy trail. They went pretty far, then they turned arownd, and mah huzbing sed . . . Kawl hiz naym.
And I did. Gremlin! And he ran . . . just ran to me with a big happeh look on hiz fayz, as fast as himz pawz culd karree heem. That wuz such a luvving look. And he wuz in such a hurree to git bak to me!
Thatz whut hevven looks lyke to me.
*sits down and kries; just kries*
awww dat iz soo sweet!
*gibs grem big hugz wif her nu ferrywyngs*
{{{{gremlin}}}}
ai dun hab kitteh piksur liek taht butt ai doez has sunset piky dat mite luk niec… ai haz new wun butt(!) teh uploadr iz nawt wurkin for mi naow
diz is gettin werd… it sayz it cants upload pikture but dens wen ai luks at mai piksurez, dere it iz
Oh gremlin dat iz such a lubbly storee, butt donut beez sad adn kryingz, iz a happee happee memree furr yu.
*hugs gremlin adn kries a bit too*
{{{{{{{{gremlin adn gremlin-kitteh}}}}}}}}
{{{gremlin}}} have a shamwow
taht is a sweet memoree! FangQ for sharing it!
*sits with gremlin and remembers a wonderful kitteh*
Sawree. I wuz OK and then suddinly . . . well, yoo noes. Thatz why I didn’t buy teh sign abowt hevven. I figgered every tyme I lukkt at it, I mite kry. And then I wuld git nuthing dun awl day long.
Fankees for teh hugs. {{mah cheezies, hoo understands}}
{{{gremlin}}}
fanku foar sharing such a lovly memry!!! *wipes leeky eyes* what a wonderful kitteh!!!
Dat looks liek my babeh…who seeps teh same wayz.
I wants to sit on teh stayrs free steps down an play wif taht sof white leg an floofy blak tayl. If yu duz it jus nise and rite, teh kitteh wil stre-e-e-e-e-e-ch the leg an make starfish paws wif his toeses.
i luv it, ‘starfish paws’!!
lol mah kitteh, Tinkerbelle does that ..
{{{nennepuss}}}wut a wunnermus recobereh
proseedyur for africat. ai red a lotof grate comments tunait, butt yurs is-aifinkso-teh wildebest
uv all!!!