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bui yu drink fur yur sole…
oph congarats catena yu haz a solo!!!!
niec wun tu catena
Othx
ai awlreddy sold mai sole to 2 kalikos…
Ohai{{{{uniquity}}}} me tu wif da dubbul calleez.
{{{{grmawgs}}}} mai boi sold hiz sole to orinj Eva-teh-Diva, but ai lubs mii teh kalikos!!!
sold mai sole tu teh kompanee stoyr
(mai aj, let mii show yu eet)
ernie f FTW
Belleh up to da bar!
ebery nite ai am heer until closings.
Dee Itteh Bitteh Kitteh Klub is were its happenin
AIFINKSO
Um …. ai liv heer.
*giggle*
Weer gunna hurre a wiiiiiiino, tu decoratz hour homez!
BC haz dem GUD lions down pat
cheezez twice iz a lyon gidintehcar
whuts yer sign?
habs wee met beefour?
Akwareeus
Bak en fif minyetz
Com awn en, dorz awpen!
Dont wawk en gras
Eggsit
F…
Fwee laydees nite
Grate tu meat u
Howsbout diz crazee wethur?
I…
I tink Iz in luv
Juzt a gigalol
Kan ai maek yu brekfazt?
L…
Okai…liynz nawt siynz. bot wurk.
yew remynd mii ov teh kitteh
wot kitteh?
teh kitteh wif teh powur
wot powur?
teh powur ov hoodoo
hoodoo?
yew du
eye du wot?
remynd me ov teh kitteh
wot kitteh?
teh kitteh wif teh powur….
Hoo doo??
Lemmingaid 5 cents
Make Lubs Nawt Wor
No Parkingz
O…
Opun 9-5 (afta ourz iffen yu noe teh paswurd)
Pusch (noe, nawt pull, sais ‘pusch’….kent yu rede?)’
Quiyut! (en libraree awr kittehz slepeun)
Remuv shoz befour enturen (adn mayk suyr feetz iz klene!)
Stawp!
T….
Too way streeeet
U-tern alloud
Very Big Bump!
Warning! Bridj aot!
X-rated moobies
YNG Crawssing
Zero percent financing heer!
Ta-da!
Sweet abatar, mezzomom!
Lukz lik heffen iz missun en anjul!
Mai ai bui yu eh drink?
Nede sum help wif dat?
O….
mek myn teh dubblol !!
Gurlcat sez, “Watt’z mai sine? ‘DO NAWT ENTER!’”
“stop”
“Wrong Way”
Him: wut sine wuz u bornded under?
Hur: Hospitlol
“Falling rocks”
Da BCs are takin ober cheezland tonite. B afrade!
Wai B afrayd? BCs are snorggloly
I gots 2 snorggloly BC’s. I lub dem bof.
U shur? Aifinkso rhsb wuz gunna pai U a bisit tunite.
I keeped dem insyde tunite.
I haz 2 tew (!) and lubs dem!
B fraid dey so snorgley you mite splort.
*Putz googles back on*
*Finx ob baseball stats*
*Handz pj a tackz form
Plz tu putting ur ink um on line 4
Multi ply bai 00.723
Add elebenty.
If deh nomber iz moar dan ur age, adding ur wate
If deh nomber iz moar dan atomic wate uv argon, plz tu subtrakting ur muzzer maiden name.
Do not pass Go.
Do not collect $200.
Oh, fanx, cweenmj, dat waz a close un.
Blah blah blah! inkom tax forms. Pleh.
Wudn’t want u splorting so late in deh day….. u mite langwish fur owerz wif ur braynez splorted awl ober…. Den dey wud drying owt and needing deh re~hide rafying….. berry risky!!!
Whut’s a nice gurl liek u
Doin’ inna plaece like this?
Whut’s a nice gurl liek u
Doin’ inna plaece like this?
I reely don think that u’ll liek it heer
Teh potatoe chips r soggee
An dey watur teh beer.
Whut’s a nice gurl liek u
Doin’ inna plaece like this?
bai teh wai
tahts a nyz hat
an teh smyol sew hawd 2 rezizt!!
sew wots a nyz gurl liek yew dewin innayplayz liek diss??
iz been so lawng since I seen dis vershun of Alice in Wunnerland, I donut reminder teh sawng lyrics furry well.
I tink I reminder teh cheshire lolcat songded liek Louis Armstrong.
arg ai taut teh nex lol wuz at 9 *gigglolz*
Midus kitteh haz gowlden aiz
iz dis teh lazt lols ub teh niet? or iz dere wun moor?
Much much later, dat wun. Middol of the nite fer me, so I never sees it!
Dis be teh last wun fur 10 howrs, aifinkso.
ahhh wichizit
I’m Pacific time… but I think the lols are:
3am (video)
6am
9am
12pm
3pm
5pm
dhere b wun @ 12am (midnite) Cheeztime.
Dat b 6am Eestern tymez.
Dhen dey kumz ebbree three owerz until 12pm (noon) Cheeztyme.
Dat b 6pm Eestern Tymez.
Eggsept weekendz and hollydayz wen dey kum ebbree 4 owerz.
Den dere b wun @ 2pm Cheeztyme, witch b 8 pm Eestern.
If datz my wife on da phone, I’m nawt hear.
iz ceiling cat.
wotz dat? kent here yu…
NORM!!!
aibee tinkin Lilith fur sum reesun
Bebe Neuwirth on Cheers, so ufny!
Lilith waz my fave character on Cheerz.
mine tu!
LOL i r teh 23 pwnzing comment
What a byootimus kitteh that iz!!!
Ai gunna say nitey-nite nao an hop off puter — gotta wurk tumorro, an need tu be in bed awn thyme, unlike last tu nytes.
Luvs yu! Has dreems uv cyootniss an catnip, an ai see yu soon!! Schmooos!
*turns attenshun tu defending her supper uv toona sammiches frum teh hordes uv berry innerested small kittehs*
nyte nyte PK
Ai hoap u iz in dreemland by nao.
He must be leaning against the bar waiting for his cheezburger.
Conversashunul kitteh iz beein conversashunul.
bai guise – yew awl haz ah nise nite!
schmooes………… “-D
schmooes………..
Gud nite, Willy Boy (albeit a bit layte)
How YOU doin?
*snerk*
Joey Kitteh!! FTW!!!!
smooth kitteh is smooth
“What’s your sign babi?”
“Do not enter.”
Ai allwais leiked “Do not back up. Severe tire damage.”
GMTA, Chessie!
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Didja C da LOLcat I mayded dat lukz liek Chessie?
not yets Aahz
Another one:
him: “How do you like your eggs in the mornin?”
her” “unfertilized”.
Oar dis:
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Him: “Wanna come back to my place?”
Her: “I dunno — I’ve never been under a rock before.”
Handsumm Tawm Kitteh
habz lawtza diffruntz fur, butz
itz luukz shynee blakk!
Handsumm Tawm Kitteh
nebburr habz prawblummz wiff t3h
Prittee Gurl Kittehz
Handsumm Tawm Kitteh
awllwayz prefurrz t3h Flooffee
Callee~ko Kittehz!
Jack.
*sigh*
Kitteh Cafe!
I loves goin there!
I have to go to bed now. I luv cheezeland much better than facebook. there are things on there I don’t want to know about.
Me too, 3KM. Sweet dreems!!
There ar??
LOL. BC iz a pick up artist. eeeek!
kommon lines of BC:
1. Kan I bought u several catnips?
2. Yur basement? or mai basemint?
so… fo futur refference, ai kiipe sweet cappuccino♪
Hi, a good pic. Thanks for sharing it.
I am so happy to see it posted! Of course it’s all gone to Draginoth’s head and now he expects even better service!
)
Awn ICHC? Y yesh, ai cum heer offin…
*gigglol*
*ammost swoonz*
*smak self inna fais*
Get a hold uf ussef! Izza Baismint Kitteh! Kin nawt b fawling fur himz! ‘Sept iffin u hazza eggstra sole, adn nawt teh shoe kind.
O.o – butt (!!) he’s so dark an hansum… an floofeh an snorglablol!
Adn hii noes it adn iz nawt ashaimt tu uze it!
Do Want!!!
Do Want!!!
Him: Ware haz u bean awl mai lief?
Hur: Waal, fur teh nawt sekund haff, Ai wuzn’t eben borned!
How bizarre. Yesterday my black cat was on the floor next to his margarita water glass with his right paw extended in the same position as in the picture. I did not have a camera to photograph, but I came up with the same caption. My wife’s name is Kathie.
Too funny. He hasn’t sat like that before or since, just that one day… so we snapped a photo. And yes, something about the name cathi that predisposes you to liking cats!
I livs herez!!!! XD
Sorry honey…
It would never work out ;D xD