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kwik go getem!
Congrats, Kerri!
Othx annipuss
yu tu, we habs a 5 way ty aifinkso!
W00t!! w000t!!! Off tu deh Ty Boo Teek!!! I heer dey b habbing lotsa Cheezstok sue ben earz!!!
Tee hee!! GMTA, to say teh leest!!
(an gud marketing, too!!
cheezis sliced1!!
**dere iz …..sordid baikd guds…..inna brakerume***
suchaz:
Alolmund bizcawtea
Bananner bred
Cheezcaek
Dubblol chawklit brownees
E…
Entemannz chokit frostud donuts!
Frutecayk (fur propen dor opun)
Ginja snapz
H…
Hawt crawzed bunnehs
Iceskream caek
Just baekd kookies
Lemun blooberri bred
M…
yay fur uz!
keeri ledz teh conga!
conga conga congaaaaaaaaaa
conga conga congaaaaaaaaaa
awf we conga to see wot sue ben earz we can haz furr teh rememberingz ov teh graytest peece adn lubs festibal ov all taem – cheezstawk
Yay fur Kerri-luv-wif-u at teh tahp!!!!
an then
catena
annipuss
miniminsmum
AND
carosue
Wud yoo laik to go to teh TY BooTEEk!! Ai think awl teh left ober TY DY shurts ar there!
An tehn ebreewun com bak heer an we’ll. . . .hav sum cawfee an elderberree PI? Leeza-b sed tehy had it at teh PI Stawl today!!
Yay furr the elderberree pi adn cawfee!
Ravvur has da yunger berry pi. ai awlredy has da elder.
Yay Kerri – conga rats on yur fastness!!
tanks
I tink carosue getz teh win fur bestest komint doe
Ai sekund taht!
o kay ai has tu taek teh Baileygogz fur kwik wakie, ai BBS *smoos tu awl yuz*
yur turn tu chais dem!
Aer u shore?
Noa, I’m JD. Shore iz ober inna shopping maul getting drinkies.
paullie? iz hims still alibe?
Follo tehm!
don eet me! eeet them!
Butt(!) yew iz green, adn yew soylently luk delishus (tew uh burd N-E-way).
NC66!!! u iz bloo!!???!!!!
Yah, stoopy litening rod mishap.
**bangs rod awn grownd**
*BzzzZZzz* *bzzZZ*
*shake shake*
**fiddles wif rod sum moar**
NC’s noo theem sawng
Ai wander iffn teh BF gnoez ob uh gud wand repair shop ai can git dis fing looked at?
Who iz teh BF?
Teh Burfday Fairy. I wuld ask cweenmj, butt(!) ai doan need tew be pregger wif otters.
Teh cween be makin eberywun pregnint agin?
**Mayks noat to stay away frum teh cween**
Dat’s teh LAST fing I need!
:snerk:
Didn’t ur momma tell u not tu fiddlol wif ur rod??
Birday fairy?? ?Iz that yoo???
meybea iz Tinkerbelol ?
Clappity clappity for tinkerblol adn for sabingz awl teh uvver fare-iz
ai doe beleff een ferries!!! ai doe ai doe ai doe!!!
Shhhh! Yu be gibbing me away! I mayz hab tu nom yu foar dat!
Mmmm…keylime pi…!!!
Discoe! Discoe Bug!
adn itz Stayun Aliff! Stayun Aliff!
ah-ah-ah-ah
LOL!!! O mai!!! Ai think there’z gonna be a lot ov singing going awn fur a wile!!
dems neggs LBT Produkshun shuld bee a musiklol?
Musiklolz am teh bestest!
wii can has teh club wif mirra bawl?
An belbotumhiphuggan bloojeens wit toobtopz an flipiflopz!
plahtfurm chooz!
wif spangulz.
Dass ok fur dem az haz hips werf huggin!
Ifen weez kan haz chokolit wif-out kaloriez an alkohul wif-out gettn teepsi, y we can hab dem hugabl hipz? Ai finksew, uz kan! Ewe weel luk sew purdi dem boi kittehs weel whishhel!
OP whisheelz wen hur shleepz, butt ewe haz tew bee vebi qui-at tew here et.
awl cheezpeeps awr werf huggin!!!
Donut tred on meh — go gettem!
**goes and gets treded donut and puts dem awn NS**
*roll roll roll roll roll roll*
Beddur a tredded donut tehn a ….*gulp*…..GLAZED wun!
**shuddur, shuddur**
Wuz dat tredded donut a chawklit wun?
WRr!
I nawt seen u in adjis! Ware u been?
I hazza freezin. U has enny eye-deaz how I can warms up?
(play) Airplane and runz around da Starboks?
Butt yer hed inta da wll
Crawl likee a bare
D…
Dash owtsied ware iz warmur
Eet lotsa fud
Flayl arown lyk a munkee
G…
Grab an guy an snuggle
Have hawt….um chockolite? (or whatever)
Ingest warm likuids
J………
*Sends self tu da NB*
**tryes to mufflol laffin**
Git a floofee blankee
Hug a Cheezpeep
Indian fudz, eet sum
J…..
Grind yur owen beans
Hikik…twirl…hikik
In jest hawt cawfee producks
Jump upn daon
K…
Ai wuz awn teh seakrit baycashun wif no innurwebz!!
ai saw teh liddlol piece burdiez adn nommed dem wif gingur saus
U wuz awn teh sekrit bakayshun?!?!
**hazza intreeged**
So, wut can u tayle us abowt it? Ennyfing?
Stool mantis
**goez up 2 NC an hedbonks him**
Ohai, fren! How u doin?
Feline bloo today?
Ohai Red. I wuz uh liddlol earlier, butt(!) teh cheezpeeps cheered meh up. Nao ai iz jes feeling sheepish frum teh litening rod aksident ai had uh cuppla lols back.
I wuz refurrin to ur noo abatar.
I has been inna weerd(er) den yooshual mood latelee. Nawt shur why, tho.
I can has hug, plz?
Yesh yesh. Abatar turned bloo wen the litening rod malfunctioned. Nawt sure hao tew get it tew turn back. Bin tinkering wif teh rod awl day tryin’ tew finger it owt.
Oh…and her ya go…
{{{{{{{{{red}}}}}}}}}
Fanks, bud.
**heds to NB finkin abowt NC tinkerin wif himz rod**
**Red pokes hed in**
Ohai! I’m doin teh “WiFi Crooz” until I can has innernets at hoam. Shud happin Fryday!
Ai iz gladd fer ewe! Ai culdnet mek dis compuder werk fer wun hole weak an ai misssssssssssd cheezpeepz. Ai godda gedda buk onem.
Stoopy werk nawt lyk me bisitin heer, even durin lunsch! Butt, I sneek awn ebery wunse in a whiel.
dem mus no reed de impotent stoodi dat sez hapi cheezpeepz iz mo pro.. pro.. doez mor wurk.
Ooh ooh ooh!
**touchez nose**
BINGO!
Dats wut ai hab bin tellin’ foaks ‘rownd here foar days.
Gud fing ai gawt control ob our web filter bak, which ai summarily trashed teh negst day. Ai told fellow managers, “Pyooter iz nawt bebbeh sitter. If yew gawt employeez dat spend tew mush tiem awn interwebs oar go tew wrong places, den yew gawt bigger prawblem dan network access issue. Iz beddur tew let dem hab access, den yew can tell hoo has propen…prowpin…tendency tew abuse eet.”
I has sum gud noos.
I’m goin to luuk at KITTEHS awn Thurzday aftur werk.
Where yu gonna go luk at kittehs?
A fren of a fren has sum kittehs dat hur has reskyooed so I’m goin to hur howse.
Ooooooooh! Ewe weel bee sew lucki tew get wun, ur too!
Caleez? **hassa hoapful**
U meen calikoes? Nope, hur nawt has enny.
My noo nayburs has 2 cow-kittehs. Mebbe I shud jes YOINK dem insted?
Nawt Yoink teh nayburs kitteh…offur tu watch dem if naybur goes onna trip. Den U can haz 2 kitteh famblies tu lub…urs adn teh nayburs!
Gud eyedea.
I mite has to axk dem to watch my kitteh ifn I go awn anuthur “tawp sekrit” bakayshun.
Mii noo babbeh kittehz bee cow kittehs!! No YOINKin demz!!! You gunna getz too soo dey haz a frend ta pway wif wiles yous goned??
I haz 3 but dey nawt play wif each otter. Dey just hiss an growl an roll obber an go bak tu sleeps.
Lucy playz wif yoo.
Mebbe ifn I nawt find kitteh at dis wun playse, I go luukin foar a floofy BC. I kno ware wun libs…
Hyme will keep yu warms. Yu nawt can has tho. Nawt furgit I haz hyme microchipped!
Well, otter kittehs nawt play wif her, shii wuld soo play wif dem.
Lucy plays wif mii, nawt otter kittehs tho.
Eh, mikrochip, smikrochip….
Az lawng az I nawt try to skan him at Krogur, I shud has no problum.
*wunners wat wuld happen iffin yu scanned a kitteh at kroger.*
Wayle, ifn u skanned him 2day, u shud get Seen-yur diskownt!
Dem onlee wurks if hur luks wif teh chippy reeding masheen.
Um…iz ennywun eles seein teh animaytid Toyota ad awn teh top of teh skreen?
Iz MY CAR dat pops owt frum unnerneeth teh old beet up wun!
**luuks owt windo, to mayk shur teh Yaris is still dere**
Yup.
DANG, iz cold in heer!
I finkso I bettur go get my jakkit outta teh car.
Ai got Op tullan meh iz suppa tima in dis houz. Hab a gud nite, an staa warmm!
Fanks, O_M.
Iz so cold, u cud hang meet in heer, I finkso!
Where iz yu stealin, um I meen borrowin WI-FI?
Starbucks.
Hmm. Nawt tu much coffee biifour bedtyme or else yu’ll have to offset if wif likker.
Oh, darn.
BTW, teh Lynchburg Lemminayd I had last nite wuz gud.
Dat iz sew u nawt wantz tu stai awl dai adn plai awn demz free inturwebs
Prolly so.
I doughnut habs dat adz. You likee ur Yaris? Wut Kolor did u getz?
I LUBS my Yaris!
Hur iz Passifik Bloo Metallik. Berry purty.
3km has seen it.
YEP! Veri purty car an color. Bloo iz myne faborite color tho.
Mien too.
noe…bawt ai kepe gettun dat vidyo gaym ad wif teh beeg knokaz rite en mai fais. brayn wash!
ugh. adn nauw derez eh grose ‘pawp teh blista’ won.
Ewwww….
So glad I uzes deh FyreFawkz wif deh adblokker.
I must be alot sweetur tehn alot of peeplols finkso.
Teh ’skeeturs LUB me!
heer haz dis bug zappy lite. will halp keep teh skeeturs awai.
Fanks.
Duz I run teh rizk of turnin bloo ifn it malfunkshunz?
Oh, an shud I ware it ‘rown my nek?
No put it in teh windoes at hoem so u nawt get lawst when U go hoem at nite.
Whut?
Ai nawt sez ennyfing about using teh red lites.
I told my co-wurkers dat teh reezun I had to moov wuz bekawse teh cowntee wuz complaynin abowt teh traffik bakk-up at mahm an dad’z howse.
ahahahahahh too funny