Comments on: Space Cat One, ready for teleportation

By: SMM

SMM — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 03:22:04 +0000

Energize

By: anom

anom — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 04:52:46 +0000

anyone but me remember the “space cat” children’s books from the…oh, musta been the 1960s? space cat found a red (fire-engine red!) cat on mars!

By: puddinpop

puddinpop — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 20:52:09 +0000

OoO *gasp* So dats how Ceiling Cat gez to be evry werz at ons!!!! XP

By: AversionTherapy

AversionTherapy — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:38:02 +0000

If I could give this 37 cheeseburgers I would.

By: BobJenkins222

BobJenkins222 — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 21:28:02 +0000

Beam meh down, Snotty. And plz, don’t put mah trawsers awn backwurds.

By: Jsop

Jsop — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 18:25:00 +0000

hey, itz mister biggleswerf wif no fur frum ostin powerz

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 16:27:30 +0000

Ob corse! Ai nawt liek sauerkraut wen ai wuz uh berry yung kidlet, butt(!) muh daddeh sez, “Yew WILL lurn tew liek it.” Ai lurned tew like it wif uh quickness, and ai lurned tew liek awl kinds ob stuff liddlol kiddlets nawt liek such az picklold herring and picklold pigs feet, wurst, spargel, Klöße, horseradish. Now ai eat jes about N-E-fing (oar at leest try eet).

By: tessm

tessm — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 16:10:51 +0000

oooh, ai lubs sauerkraut! u use caraway seedz in urs?

By: Queen Crabby-Panties

Queen Crabby-Panties — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 14:28:58 +0000

Kitteh reminz me of koneheds

By: carotte

carotte — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 12:45:19 +0000

clooze my eye. breatniig, ok …mais whear ai go? huuuuuuuuuuum cloose my ai, brefinng,　kafee♪ 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

By: OtterAbroad

OtterAbroad — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 11:39:00 +0000

“Beam me up, Ceiling Cat!”

By: rodney dill

rodney dill — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 10:06:50 +0000

…missed it by Thaaaat much

By: Jeremy

Jeremy — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 09:24:08 +0000

*duz Beavis imitashun* hehehehe….yu sayed “borg”

/Beavis off
Akshully, ai hassa scared uf Teh Borg. Ai nawt want tu be assimilatified.

By: VIRZAN TILLWEED

VIRZAN TILLWEED — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 07:40:39 +0000

Plz, Set teleportayshun to France!

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 07:18:15 +0000

O wel. Sleep wel, Cheezpeeps!

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 07:12:50 +0000

Ai bees heer, sorda kwyitlee semmee-lerking, free-ay-em Loltario tiem. Mai koff (ai godda coald) kiiping mii awaeks. Enneebunnee els stil heer?

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 06:52:38 +0000

Dats wut wii yoost tu sae abowt sum guise inn teh ohaiskool – ‘He sew dumm, he godda bees nekkid tu cownt tu twennee-wun’.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 06:18:57 +0000

*lukz rownd* nobuddy heer Guess itz time fur mii tu go. Mite az well go owt dansing..... Muzik, Mai Stro Plz!! ♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪ Mii adn mai sha~a~ad oh tappity tap tap Strolling down deh abenoo, tippity tappity tap Mii and mai sha~a~ad oh tappity tap tap Nawt a sole tu tell ower trubblolz tu tippity tippity tap Adn wen itz twelb o'klok, tappity tap tap Wii klime deh stare, tippity tappity tap tap Wii neber nok, tappity tap tap Fur no buddy'z dhere tippity tippity tappity tap Just mii adn mai sha~a~ad oh tappity tap tap Awl alone adn fee line bloooooooo!!! tappity tap tap tippity tappity tap tap tippity tippity tappity tap JAZZ HANDZ!!! Gud nite ebbree buddy!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 05:47:54 +0000

Fankeez, LungDoc.

Just mite making wun addendum:
Deh Ow!! b berry lowd, like OW!!! and berry long. Like 3 oar 4 owerzez. Adn den deh ultrasownd tek tryz tu pushing deh ultrasownd hed frew deh ribcaig.

mai pain, let mii telling u it!!

BTW, I b ler gic tu pain: It maikz mai iiz red and mai noze run.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 05:42:23 +0000

Fanks LD. Srysly, no worriez.
Aifinkso it bii over wif ‘fore ai gno eet.
G’nite awl.

By: Lungdoc

Lungdoc — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 05:37:15 +0000

Oahi cween adn nc66! Taht wazza loveli concise deskripshum of how the gallbladderz hurtz, cweenmj! Aidontfinkso teh Sir Jury Nurse Edjucatorz coulda put it any bettr! Ai hopes your trubble can has an all better soon, nc66.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 05:35:14 +0000

*waivez floofy pawz tu deh souf

Gnite, NC66!! Schmoooooo.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 05:35:06 +0000

Lemme try dat again.

Oh well. Ai guess ai gotta git dis ~~owld~~ classic bawdee awf tew bed. G’nite

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 05:33:49 +0000

Well lets jes hoap teh gubmint duzzn kom up wif uh cash foar geezerz program den. Oh yeah. Dats wut teh public health plan iz. *shrugz*

Oh well. Ai guess ai gotta git dis ~~owld classic bawdee awf tew bed. G’nite~~

By: anom

anom — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 05:32:27 +0000

you called??

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 05:26:06 +0000

:snerk: I finso wii iz just like deh carz: az wii gitz older wii not az ee fish unt, adn it takingz moar gas tu keep us going!!!

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 05:19:47 +0000

**whispers so no one else will hear**
butt(!) where duz awl dat gas kom frum?
sum cheezpeeps fink dat ai has fondness foar fart jokes
butt(!) deez daze sumtiemz
iz ownlee frame ob reference ai hab
TMI aifinkso

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 05:14:41 +0000

Yup, lotza greese makingz deh gall bladder try tu pump owt deh gall. but den deh stonez git stuk in deh duk. makez it say OW!!!

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 05:11:37 +0000

*nods* Yesh yesh.
Mummeh and maternal grampa bof had it remoobed at my age.
Last 2 attacks were foar Peetsa Hut deep dish wif/xtra cheez and dubblol halpings ob cheezcake after fish and chips.
Bof tiemz ai fot ai wuz gunna birf uh kitteh owt my side.
Ai iz pretty shur Dr.TinyCat won’t hab tew fink about it tew mush.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 05:03:23 +0000

Wen I wuz in deh mergen sea ruum i telling deh Dr.TinyCat,
“I finso I b habbing deh gall bladder attak.”

Dr.TinyCat: Wut makez u finso?
mii: I haz pain rite heer in mai rite side.

Dr.TinyCat: wut did u eeting last?
Mii: I hadded a BLT wif lotsa yummy pepper Bakin fur supper.

Dr.TinyCat: Duz ennywun in ur fambly haz a histry uv gall stonez?
Mii: Mai muzzer and awl hur bruzzerz adn sisterz had dere gall bladderz removifyinged wen dey wuz bowt mai aig.

Dr.TinyCat: Oh, stop, ur making dis tu eezee fur mii!!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:56:45 +0000

Oh yes, deh gall stone pain b awl gone az soon az u waking up…. Adn dehy gibbing u lubblee pillz fur deh pain frum deh cutting…. Itz awl gud…. oooo dotz….

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:51:25 +0000

Prodably 2 foar the grabity fings adn 1 foar teh ~~tracking device implant~~ cutifying fing. Ai doan mind free holes (wish dey wuz gunna bii free), az lawng az dey pull the pain owtta at least wun ob dem.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:43:51 +0000

I hadded mai gall bladder removifyinged mumblty yrz ago. deh sir jury wuz deh “make deh tinyholez” kind. kant eben seeing deh skarz enneemoar. dey maded 3 holes: wun at deh belly buttin, adn tew up bai deh ribz. Kan’t rember now wai it tooked 3 holez, but it did.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:37:43 +0000

*schmoo* STDLTBBB

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:36:52 +0000

Dis teh nawt sekkund tiem ai iz gunna see Dr. TC foar eet mai GB. Ai hoap dat hii will say hii can arraynj foar eet tew kom owt tout de suite.

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:33:26 +0000

**joins cweenmj in NB**
After awl the bloo man group ain’t gawt nuffin awn meh after ai saw wut wuz there wen ai tuk DK’s dad’s advice.

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:32:28 +0000

An sweet dreemz to yoo, too!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:31:13 +0000

*Waivez tu 4.5 adn Janet*

G’nite gurlz!!! Sweet dreeemz!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:30:15 +0000

Thank yoo fur awl teh hugs an schmooz. It reelee halped a lot!

Ai think ai’ll – since LCB menshuned teh ovalteen, ai think ai’ll hav sum Horlicks an go to bed, too!

So ai will say gud nite. An ai’m so glad yoo ar awl in mai laif!!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:28:37 +0000

*waivez g’nite tu LCB adn BDM*

NC66 – plz tu not thunking deh gall bladder ennemoar. Wen iz it kumming owt??

By: BuddyDitzmores Mom

BuddyDitzmores Mom — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:25:23 +0000

*waves floofy paw* Ohai and bai, LCB! Nyt nyt cheez frens. 5 am korms tew erlee inna am!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:25:11 +0000

Nite nite!! Ai think ai’ll prollee taek sum Horlicks an go to bed, too!

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:24:51 +0000

Tu cweenmj: It wuz aksident. Ai fell awf the ottoman laffing at “daisy chain” adn landed rong.

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:23:09 +0000

NC66 — y u thunk ur gall bladder??

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:20:51 +0000

itz deh menz’z fawlt!!! WRr adn NC66 saying fingz dat makez mii finking bowt deh Nawty bitz.

(putz tung furmly in cheek)
Ebil menz. Datz wut dey ar!!

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:20:49 +0000

WE had that troll??? Ai guess it wuz wehn ai wuz travelling, buz ai toad alley mist it.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:19:40 +0000

Ok. I is off to bed for reals this time.

U guise can go to thestraightd-o-p-e.com (minus teh “-”s) and search for “merkin” to see whut I was trying to show u.

kthxwhoputthishuffhere

By: JanetCanHas4Kittehs

JanetCanHas4Kittehs — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:19:07 +0000

To DK.
Well, ai thot ai mite test just waht cud pass throo teh moderashun!!
An it WUZ rite there awn teh site LCB wanted us to luk at!

By: nativeca66

nativeca66 — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:19:06 +0000

*THUNK*

ow my gallbladder

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 04:18:08 +0000

There was a vry nasty troll whut had d-o-p-e in its name, Janet. Over on FailBlog u cannot say “image”, I think for teh same sort of reason.