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beam meh up skotty wif mai cloths
GMTA kerri & NS :LOL:
Tripplol GMTA — but eech spelled diffrentlee! *snerk*
*gigglolz* ya butt(!) ai wuz moor orginal STN!
*luks arownd* wut, didz ai sai sumfin wrung?
*linez up deh Conga Ratz fur KLWU, Willy boy and Night shayde!!
Awl deh ratz b wairing deh shinee silbery space sootz adn duing deh moon walk.
Dans u liddlol ratz, dans!!
oh oh can ai sai teh luks kyooot in tehr costumez. Can teh danz tu teh funneh Star Trek sawg, ai kant tink ob teh nam
Umm teh ratz nawt waring kostuums. dem is onlee waring teh furz dem waz borned wif.
no teh cween saids dey wearing shinee silbery space sootz
deze b deh Conga Ratz!!! dey AWLWAYZ wairz kostoomz wen dey dans, dans, dans!!
*wunderz just how furry WRr is*
*Sendz sef tu nawty barn*
*snerk*
don’t yoo snerk at mii, yung ladey!! U noze dat u wuz wondering dat tuu!!!
*Grabz NS adn dragz hur intu deh Nawty Barn, tuu.
Followz da cween an NS to da NB …. I wuz finkin itz twoo …
I can go to da NB too? I habs hadda question fer a long time butt! Is nawt sure if I can ask.
It’s about da “merkins”
go ahed and ask….. she sed leedinglee.
I wanna no if ebryone nose or nobody nose. Is SO ufni…
*scrittichs hed* Huh … whaa??? “Merkins” hoo???
*haz a ponderz*
Oh, jess, wii noez deh dik shun airy daffy nishun uv “merkin” :snerk: I prefer fu kawlling citizenz uv deh USA “a merry canz”
So – hav ai fund ebreewun?
An yes, pj perry. ai think ebreewun knows.
Ai’m nawt shure ebreewun USED to noe, but – about a yeer ago awlreddie, at leest -becuz, ov corse, we ar sumtaims cawled – well – Merkans
– teh subjekt cayme up an wuz discust at SUM lenght!
LOL!! Yes!! Teh cween iz rite. Since tehn, we hav tended to purrrrrful being cawled Merry Cans. In ene event, it sounds laik we ar much happier an jollier!
There is a word…it hazza nother meening.
Look it up in da urbaan dictionary…if you dare!
Sum peepz kawlz deh Americans “merkins” Klikk tu seeing wut it b
**NC suddenly remembers he is bloo awl ober**
**pulls frunt ob shorts owt adn czechs hiz merkin**
::shock::
Ai doan wanna luk unnerneef.
Uh-oh. Elsa_Mama flipped her wig!
tu Elsa_Mama:
Well, wii wuz talking bowt furry ratz …..
Wun duz wunder . . .hao it stayz awn. Glooo???
There is a Dr. Mirkin around here who is also on teh radio. I wented to see him elebenty years ago about… hair loss.
On my hed, guise. On my hed.
(teh hairs has since growed back)
Butt. . .Ratz a furree awl ober!
An – LOL!!! – suddenlee awl ov cheezland iz heer!
Yur Dr Merkin soundz familiar! Were yoo – LCB – there wehn we had teh long discusshun about this???
I dunno. Was I?
Twoo twoo — I no haz no problem wif dem “per se” butt I nose wants ta BEE WUN!!! I wuz jest fonkin aboot da part dat sed “attachified to da vulba” Nawt mine theng-kew beery much!
This is he:
Gabe Mirkin
*snerk* “Burning on Urination May be STD Infection ” Oar — ame bee yer Merkins too tite!!!
Hee hee, az Princess Mu sez!!
“Faster Runners Have Longer Strides” Ai just red teh articlol!! It sounds laik a “gimme,” but ov corse, there’s moar to it.
But – he did yur hare?? He seems to be a fitness doktor.
He is/was/plays-on-tv a dermatologist. He halped somebuddy I worked wif whut hadded teh alopeesha and so when I hadded some prollems wif a balding patch on toppa my hed I wented to see him and he halped me too.
Oh, and E_M: u has to be teh very careful if ur merkin catches on fire. U should read this, specially down near teh bottom whare Cecil talks about giving a “merkin” to a fren:
I loves me some Uncle Cecil
Not sure what I did, but if ICHC doesn’t want me to post anymore I will be very very sad.
Fine. Trying to share something funny and no nawtier than whut’s alreaddy been sayed, but I is being moderated. Phooey, I say.
*stomps off to bed in a huff*
wut you talkin about der LCB??? Hoo no wans you ta postify eenee morez??? Wut happined???????
Ummm what??? Wai shud ICHC nawt want yoo to bee heer???
But it wudn’t bee neerlee so fun wiffaut yoo heer.
Hav ai mist sumtning?
Yoo did sumthing?
Ai’m nawt shur waht yoo meen, but since yoo ar far an away teh moast popular purrrson heer – well, yoo an teh cween, maybee!
Bye Bye LCB — I hopes yer huff iz comfie!! Iz sowwy WP beein stoopy!! Iz goin ta bedz one less dan free. Aktaully Ifinkso I weel go an reed inna da baftubz …
Nooooooeeess! Donut go, LCB!
*throws self on LCB adn holds awn to her huff*
Ai’ve bin moderayted wunz in a wile – an ai nebber noo wai. Hoo iz doint teh moderayting??? Purrhaps tehy ar verree noo an dont kwite understand us yet???
**hurlz self awn DK and holds “huff” (wutaeber dat iz) daisy chain style tew keep LCB here**
ifnkso shee jest bee goin furr da niteynitenite, nawt furr foureberaneberaneber …
Teh ironic fing ’bout trying tew moderate ICHC iz dat ai kin say secksy, butt(!) nawt es ee ex why, etc.
Oh LCB!!! Doan go way mad!!
Or, if u duz, plz tu b mad at WP adn not us.
U noez dat Ebbreewun haz a tern beeing mad at WP!!
*Glarez at Weird Pretzel fur aggrov8ing LCB.
*oof! crash*
Hay, u guise made me spill my
nightcapOvaltine!Go to my profile pics to see 2 of my repressified comments. Teh link might be teh prollem but I don’t know why. Try this
Hmmm… teh link has teh word d-o-p-e innit and I seem to recall that there was a particularly nasty troll one time wif that word in it’s name.
If that’s teh case, I take back most of teh nasty things I thought about teh moderators/WP.
Well. ai traied to do both ov those things – but ai cudn’t find yur represst commints.
Ai DID find this, tho!
Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
A: Because sheep can hear zippers.
Yup. That was it. U can say “vulba” and u can say “daisy chain” but u cannot say d-o-p-e.
Stoopy trolls.
Sumtymez itz hard tu noe wut set uv letterz setz off deh ‘gotcha’ filter on ICHC adn sendifyingz deh commint tu deh moder8erz. *sigh*
Oh mai!! Yoo ar rite. Ai just sed teh “d” werd, an ai am in moderayshun.
Taht iz VERREE stranj. itiz a purrrrfektlee awll rite werd!
There was a vry nasty troll whut had d-o-p-e in its name, Janet. Over on FailBlog u cannot say “image”, I think for teh same sort of reason.
To DK.
Well, ai thot ai mite test just waht cud pass throo teh moderashun!!
An it WUZ rite there awn teh site LCB wanted us to luk at!
Ok. I is off to bed for reals this time.
U guise can go to thestraightd-o-p-e.com (minus teh “-”s) and search for “merkin” to see whut I was trying to show u.
kthxwhoputthishuffhere
WE had that troll??? Ai guess it wuz wehn ai wuz travelling, buz ai toad alley mist it.
NC66 — y u thunk ur gall bladder??
Tu cweenmj: It wuz aksident. Ai fell awf the ottoman laffing at “daisy chain” adn landed rong.
*waves floofy paw* Ohai and bai, LCB! Nyt nyt cheez frens. 5 am korms tew erlee inna am!
*waivez g’nite tu LCB adn BDM*
NC66 – plz tu not thunking deh gall bladder ennemoar.
Wen iz it kumming owt??
Thank yoo fur awl teh hugs an schmooz. It reelee halped a lot!
Ai think ai’ll – since LCB menshuned teh ovalteen, ai think ai’ll hav sum Horlicks an go to bed, too!
So ai will say gud nite. An ai’m so glad yoo ar awl in mai laif!!
Dis teh nawt sekkund tiem ai iz gunna see Dr. TC foar eet mai GB. Ai hoap dat hii will say hii can arraynj foar eet tew kom owt tout de suite.
Star Trekkin’? (I like this version: choose “Missions” and go to Episode 5) Stone Trek
dat wuz awwsum PK
Ai luvs teh redshirt cownt. ROFL
Ohai, PK!! Hao yu is?
Ohai, Jeremy! Tyred, but otay.
A nap berried in small purry kittehs duz wunners fur mood!!! Hao iz yu?
Ai is gud….mai Jewel letted me pet hers fur todai!!!…maeked teh purrs and awl.
1hr later, though, ai sawed her awn teh flor, so ai went to pet hers agin. She maeked teh hisses and ran unner teh bed. Butt(!) ish mayjur progress…her also eetin moar fuds and drinkin teh watur ai maeks foar her.
Ohai,{{{{{ mai cween}}}}} Fankz fur snaik sorty. wuz hi larry us.
i thot it wuz funneh too!!
OHAI
dem cheezburger peeps killified dat troll
anni gawt hymns remoobed frum da posts !!!
gadda goe hoam nao – bai awl
Wat r u talkin about? Seriously!! Wat did I miss?
jus teh cache bideo gui taht wud kawment awn teh lolz under teh furzt replie him kud an hims linkie wens tu page fur sum program fur cachein bideos… him neber stay an talk jus maek kawmin in rong pace an datz it sow wuz hard tu see himz nawt kawment awn teh conbersation, himz wuz kawmentinz awn teh lol… himz wuz kawzin kunfuzion prudy much
Oh, ok. I started to fink it mite b dat guy, (butt)!! don’t a lotta people do dat?
hims wuz purdy obveeus.. We tried tu tells him tu make hims own kommint but himz nawt lizen… himz just post-n-poof
It b ok tu haz ur name b a linkee tu ur site. But if deh only reezun u b posting iz tu b gitting peepz tu klikking ur name (az free adbertizing) adn putting it az hi up in deh thred az u kin, dat not b kosher.
hims wuz ignormin uz an taht iz nawt niec so hims break teh goldun rool
If ennywun misst it erleeur, ai postid tu foster-kittee bideos (ai has GOT tu get foster blog caught up!!!)
Ben-Ben, Stella, an teh toi skwirrl
Archie’s Evning Restling Wif String Theory
*blows a razberry at adbertising peeps coz ai gibing links but tehy be relebant tu intrists uv frenz*
{{{{{{PK}}}}} Wii noez u b tryin tu halping deh kittehz, PK. And not b tryin tu makin munney off uv dur webby site. Not dat u not WANTING tu make munney….. but u noez wut i meenz…..I hopez….ooooo dotz…..
Ai gnoes.
An peeps seem tu be lyking teh bideos, so ai keeps telling when ai haz gnu wun! Ai gunna haz nuvver wun inna minnit, Angel an foster-grrl Stella (onlee we fink we gunna rename her Nasreen, it meens “wild rose” an iz more nyser fur a Bengally-lukking grrl) having likliks. Was soooo cyoot!!!
Oh PK! Duz u haz a baby-name book so u kin kumming up wif namez fur awl deh kittehz?? Oar iz u just berry smartz??
Ai collekt bebbeh-name books. LOL Iz useful fing fur a riter… eben if ai nawt reellee riting thees days, an haz mostlee gibbon up awn trai-ing tu get publishd. Ai just let mai frenz haz. But ennyway, iz useful fur naming teh kittehs, tu! Also, iz a handy site when ai tu lazee tu luk fur books: 20000 Names, Special Categories
Maybe she just finished getting her furs done at the salon?
Beem meh up, Scottee!
can we hab sum cumfurt fuds to sillybrat? Ai hads lawng dai, nawt tu bads, jus bery lawng
wat yu guyz liek fur cumfurt fuds?
Chiken n dumplins
Hamburger grayvee n smashed tatows
raosted beeph wiff taters
doez sown purdy gud aksully?
Hoo maikd da elderberry pi awn prebius fred? Ai du nawt want elderz. wantz youngerz! ai can awlredy has owld.
*goes to da younger mounger* *makes youngerz pi for grmawgs*
Enjoy! Nawt want elderly pi ? Me eveer!
beem meh up scotti
I can haz mass quantitiies?
GMTA, pj!
yu tu winz fur orginalitiez tu ai liek it
CONEHED KITTEH!
Consoom mass kwantitees of gushifuds.
yup win win!
toasting ur bunz…… ur dueing it weird!!
“To yer bunz!”
“Cheez”
*gigglolz* oh ai aumust mizt dis wun, aifinkso iz fur keepins meetz warm…. Smrt kitteh kneows hims way round a kittchen.
“How are the cones of silence?”
“What?
“How are the cones of silence?”
“What?
Wuld yew beleeb uh cylinder ob solitude? No?
How about uh pyramid ob privacy? No?
Maybe uh cube ob quiet, No?
OK, then shurly uh spherical shell ob shut teh heck up?
Ifikso kitteh is jest trin on herz Cone Hed costume furr Hallowchie weenie … I wunner who will beez herz Parental Units?
*narrow eyes*
Awr yew trying to tell meh sumfing?
shirley!!!!! *huggles shirley* yor luking gorjus az eber!
**eyes widen**
Fanks LM. Dat doez dubblol furr yew. {{{{LM}}}}
…missed it by Thaaaat much
**wunners if iz warm ware kitteh iz**
SKOOT OVUR, floofball!
Beam mii otta heer Scotty, earth bii a mess.
beam mii up, Scotty, dere iz no intelligent life heer!!
**luuks arown Frankfort**
Nope, nun heer ethur.
Donut boder lukins in Kanadaz… Derez nun ifin yu nawt kount teh cheezepepz
Nawt hyoomin intellygint lyf… lawts uv teh felyne kind tho!
Ohai PK!!!!!!!!!!!! I nawt haz gitted tu tawlk tu yu in forebber! How iz da many kittehs uf yur lyfe an seanya doin. I readed da post bout hyme lukkin fur Cory Bear an laffed an laffed! thank hyme fur mii fur da uplifting mood.
Ai will.
Ai gno, ai been arown a lil irregyoolarlee lately. Waz trai-ing tu nawt bring mai sumtiems berry hard days heer, but ai got yelld at fur that.
Awl teh kittehs in mai lyf be duing otay, eksept Trick sumtiems haz a growlee abowt teh ekstra kittehs. Got 8 foster-kittehs, awl helfy an reddy fur fureber homes.
Seanya be duing preddy gud, him enjoying teh kittehness most days aifinkso… altho is inneresting at nyte, wif so menny menny kittehs sharing teh bed wif us!!!
Teh Noo awtomatyed free at a tyme desplortur masheen.
oh tahts niec wun!
@@@@@!
Frenz, I finkso I bettur hed westwerd to hoam befoar my teefs start chatturin.
See y’all laytur!
*Waivez floofy paw
Bai-bai! Haz a gud nite!
bai red. sowree ai misted yew!
CC does nawt lyke himz new hat!
Kitteh, whare bii awl da noms those lites supposed tu bii keepin warm?
Ai maded u sum noms. But ai heeted & eeted dem.
*Snerk!*
Sownds lyke da mens in my life. “Oh, yu wuz hungree an wanted tu eet sum of dat?”
Kitty wants a purrrm.
@@@@
ai member seeingz doze old purmant fingys when ai was a litle kidlet.
icky smellz.
gud fing dis nawt a babeh.
dose pinkee noes…………..
da pinkee towsis…………………
dem purty grene eyez……………
oh mai! da splorts dere wood bee
yesh, yesh…dis iz a berri roundiful kitteh
*putz on protectibe googles*
*titens da charger fingey*
*finx about pleh litter box*
Wai duz CC needz transporderz?
Wai duz CC needz a collar?
nono, iz diamund neklace
Iz berry beautimoous!
wun collar tu rule tem awl….
as long it dont end up liek spaceballz…
rownd heer wii awll b spaice bawlz
Vacume tuyb kitteh
Awaytz deliveree tu
Downstarez saylz kounta
mai awld aij, let mii show yu eet!
ai member doez, dey wur funneh
ai rememembers dem tu. Twas at Pennys adn Buster Brown shoe storez.
Eye wuz theenkin mebbe thuh LOL wuz uhbowt duhlishuss Chyneez fuds dat wee awl noes haz nebber contaynd enny LOLcat ingreedeeuntz, no mattur whut teh urrbun lejundz sez.
Don’t go kitty!
Ohai! *wew* Ai haz madededed eet tew cheezland! Ai haz had da teknolojee problims fur da last tew dais! Mah werk kormputer had been wypeded tew gud and cudnt get onna innertoobs, an gotted hom tew fynd dat mah puter skreen is BORKED!
.
Ai haz a gnu werk puter dat ai can borg hoem, and haz eet konexted tew da innertoobs nao! YAY!
.
*luks arown* Sew, what haz ai misseded?
OMCC!!! U mist deh Cheezstock Consert yesterday!!!! It wuz awsum and full uv deh win!!!! Deh CheezTownCryer.com haz deh linkeez tu it!
Well, ohai!! Ai thotted ai wuz teh awnlee wun heer!! It wuz spookee again!
Did yoo see – awn teh wun where joan e mitchlol appeers, gibbocat popped in fur a commint??? But he duzn’t eben stay long enuf fur sumwun to replai or enething.
*psi* ifn onlee sumwun cud sab me frum RLS!
Ai’m so glad yoo maed it – but there duzn’t seem to be enewun heer but mee!
Yoo havn’t bin heer fur teh past few DAIZ???? Tehn yoo mist CHEEZSTOCK!!!
It started at noon EST awn – Munday – yesterday – an went awn fur THREE LOLs an had sumthing laik 1000 commints total! After we hit teh 500 mark awn teh first wun, teh GRATE BURGERS IN tEH SKYE browt in teh neggst LOL a hol hour urlier so we had sum plaice to go an nawt bork teh site!!!
An awlmoast awl day today, peeple hav bin tawking about it – an Mary0 an sum odders came an sang summoar sawngs!!
Other thant that –
nawt so much!! 
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I beez heer!! An Ifinkso da Cween and PK unless dey justee left!!
Ai heer!!!
*jumps up an daon wildlee*
*trips ober elebenty small BCs an tabbehs*
*fawls ober an disapeers unner a pyle uv kittehs*
*voyse comes frum pyle* “Ai ment tu du that!”
Whoo!!! Glad yoo ar heer! Itz reelee verreee spookee to find wun iz teh awnlee wun heer. It haz awnlee happeened to mee a cuppla taims – but – it wuz reelee straynj . . . laik ai wuz teh awnlee purrrson left in teh hole whirrrld!
*luks under pyle0′kitthehs*
OHAI, pk!!
Mai, taht iz a lot ov tineee BCs yoo hav there!
Akshullee, ai shud NAWT be here. Ai hav a HOLE bushel ov lima beens ai need to shell. An a bushel ov ripe peeches to peel an freeze.
But – rite nao – ai just want to bee heer.
aiz heer butt naow ai iz goin tu bedz, nite nite cheezpeepz
*Flufz pillowz
*Tukz KLWU up in Cheezpeepz map blankee
Schmoooo!!!
*gets wun arm free tu wave nite-nite tu Kerri*
Haz sweet dreems uv purrs an kittin-floof!!!
NS adn I b up deh fred ^^^^ hanging owt in deh Nawty Barn.
OH??? Itz reelee dark aut there! Shud ai put awn teh lite???
Ai’ll just com up an see waht’s going awn.
Wanting tu be heer iz gud reezun, aifinkso!
*sigh* Ai’m reelee missing mai Mom rite nao. Ai’ve got this big bushel ov lima beens to shell – an – ai’ve neber dun it awl bai maiself befoar. There wuz awlwaiz sumwun heer to halp.
Oar, akshoolee, ai guess ai wuz teh halper!
But – it iz just so stranj – still – to bee heer bai mice elf.
{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}
U b kumming up on deh annibersary uv ur mom’z deth. It b berry hard tu git frew dis tiyme. U jsut staying heer wif us fur a wyle. wii will keeping u kumpany.
*sniff* thanks. Sumtaims itz harder tahn ai thot it wud bee. An yes – just two weeks to go. Ai think – ai hoep – wunz teh wun yeer haz passt – an itz no longer “teh furst taim wiffaut. . .” it mite bee sumwhat eezier.
It duz gitz eezier.
but if deh lima beanz bring bak tuu menny memreez and it b tuu hard fur u, u kud gibbing dem away tu a naybur, oar a homeless shelter, oar sum uzzer charity dat b needing deh fuudz. Itz ok.
{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}
and…
{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}
and…
{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}
Awwwww thanks, nc66!! Amazing hao that duz maek mee feel bedder!
{{{{{{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}}}}}}
Annibersaries be hard… but we be heer fur yu, wif luvs an hugs an tishoos, eben if we nawt can halp with teh lima beens.
{{{{{Janet}}}}}
Cheezland reminds me of my mom sometimes..in a good way.
There is unconditional love and support and everyone treats you like you’re perfect in their eyes. At least the impression I get.
It does get easier; some day you will be able to see the lima beans as a sweet reminder…and smile slightly at the memory.
{{{{{{Janet}}}}}}
Thankz yoo guize. Ai noe it iz sillee, an yet it iz not. Moast ov teh taim ai’m fine.
An teh lima beens
nao it maeks mee laff! Tehy ar important! Mai famblee iz a lima been luving famblee – teh Fordhoks, nawt teh babee wuns. An tehy ar hard to find in teh stoars – an anyway, much bedder wehn yoo hav the akshool farm fresh wuns.
Tehy ar eben hard to find heer frum teh farms – mai Ant Patsy (mai Mom’s yunger sister) found teh farm tath had these an told me hao to get there.
So – ai need tehm fur teh famblee dinners. Ai just dint tnink it wud – ai wud feel this way wif them.
Iz nawt silli. Iz impor tant. (((Janet)))
{{{{{JCH4K}}}}}
it’z bin over ate yeerz and sumtymes ai still miss mai dad reelee bad. but moastly naow ai haz teh fond memorees, when sumfing remindz me uv him oar mai mom.
{{{{{Tessm}}}}}
Ai guess we will awlwaiz miss tehm wif a feerce. But ai noe it duz get eezier. Ai’m just nawt awl teh way there yet.
Iz bin..
**counts awn fingers**
**counts awn toes**
**need wun moar digit, butt merkin iz cubbering it**
…21 years and ai still blubber liek uh baby wif happy tears weneber ai maik uh batch ob sowerkrowt.
Dat didn kom owt right. Ai meant happy memory tears.
oooh, ai lubs sauerkraut! u use caraway seedz in urs?
Ob corse! Ai nawt liek sauerkraut wen ai wuz uh berry yung kidlet, butt(!) muh daddeh sez, “Yew WILL lurn tew liek it.” Ai lurned tew like it wif uh quickness, and ai lurned tew liek awl kinds ob stuff liddlol kiddlets nawt liek such az picklold herring and picklold pigs feet, wurst, spargel, Klöße, horseradish. Now ai eat jes about N-E-fing (oar at leest try eet).
*hedz bak tu nawty barn.*
WOW. Da cween has bean tew da nawty barn tmice an dis LOL.
itz deh menz’z fawlt!!! WRr adn NC66 saying fingz dat makez mii finking bowt deh Nawty bitz.
(putz tung furmly in cheek)
Ebil menz. Datz wut dey ar!!
Dats wut wii yoost tu sae abowt sum guise inn teh ohaiskool – ‘He sew dumm, he godda bees nekkid tu cownt tu twennee-wun’.
WOW. Dat musta bead sum par TAY!
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Ai haz a big sad dat ai haz mist eet, butt (!) glad dat mah cheez frens had the fun and thymes was full ub win an awesumis!
Oh BDM – yoo must go an reeed tehm awl. Itz still fun – an yoo can throw in a commmint, too – just as tho yoo had bin there – but ov corse, prollee no wun will answer.
Oh Janet, ai donut no wai, butt teh last part ob ur comment maded me laff!
Adn it is NAWT sillee tath doing teh lima beens gibs yoo a sad. It R perzacklee in life’s “littlol” day-to-day moments tath wii misses owr lubbed wuns teh mostest!
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Well, akshoolee it maed mee laff, too!
teh lima beens. LOL!!
It IZ odd – teh littlol things taht suddenlee grab us bai teh throat.
Izt – such a BIG bushel!! Ai had a bushel an a peck! But teh peck iz awl shelled – an just typing this is maeking me laff!
Ai guess ai’m awl bedder again. Thanks to awl of yoo!
Waol, as mai Dad used to sai, keep ur pecker up!
Nite-nite to awl yoo speshul cheezfrends – speshul inna GUD wai! Schmoos!
Nite nite!! Ai think ai’ll prollee taek sum Horlicks an go to bed, too!
*Waivez tu 4.5 adn Janet*
G’nite gurlz!!! Sweet dreeemz!!
An sweet dreemz to yoo, too!
*schmoo* STDLTBBB
**joins cweenmj in NB**
After awl the bloo man group ain’t gawt nuffin awn meh after ai saw wut wuz there wen ai tuk DK’s dad’s advice.
I hadded mai gall bladder removifyinged mumblty yrz ago. deh sir jury wuz deh “make deh tinyholez” kind. kant eben seeing deh skarz enneemoar. dey maded 3 holes: wun at deh belly buttin, adn tew up bai deh ribz. Kan’t rember now wai it tooked 3 holez, but it did.
Prodably 2 foar the grabity fings adn 1 foar teh
tracking device implantcutifying fing. Ai doan mind free holes (wish dey wuz gunna bii free), az lawng az dey pull the pain owtta at least wun ob dem.Oh yes, deh gall stone pain b awl gone az soon az u waking up…. Adn dehy gibbing u lubblee pillz fur deh pain frum deh cutting…. Itz awl gud…. oooo dotz….
Wen I wuz in deh mergen sea ruum i telling deh Dr.TinyCat,
“I finso I b habbing deh gall bladder attak.”
Dr.TinyCat: Wut makez u finso?
mii: I haz pain rite heer in mai rite side.
Dr.TinyCat: wut did u eeting last?
Mii: I hadded a BLT wif lotsa yummy pepper Bakin fur supper.
Dr.TinyCat: Duz ennywun in ur fambly haz a histry uv gall stonez?
Mii: Mai muzzer and awl hur bruzzerz adn sisterz had dere gall bladderz removifyinged wen dey wuz bowt mai aig.
Dr.TinyCat: Oh, stop, ur making dis tu eezee fur mii!!!
*nods* Yesh yesh.
Mummeh and maternal grampa bof had it remoobed at my age.
Last 2 attacks were foar Peetsa Hut deep dish wif/xtra cheez and dubblol halpings ob cheezcake after fish and chips.
Bof tiemz ai fot ai wuz gunna birf uh kitteh owt my side.
Ai iz pretty shur Dr.TinyCat won’t hab tew fink about it tew mush.
Yup, lotza greese makingz deh gall bladder try tu pump owt deh gall. but den deh stonez git stuk in deh duk. makez it say OW!!!
**whispers so no one else will hear**
TMI aifinkso
butt(!) where duz awl dat gas kom frum?
sum cheezpeeps fink dat ai has fondness foar fart jokes
butt(!) deez daze sumtiemz
iz ownlee frame ob reference ai hab
:snerk: I finso wii iz just like deh carz: az wii gitz older wii not az ee fish unt, adn it takingz moar gas tu keep us going!!!
Well lets jes hoap teh gubmint duzzn kom up wif uh cash foar geezerz program den. Oh yeah. Dats wut teh public health plan iz. *shrugz*
Oh well. Ai guess ai gotta git dis
owld classic bawdee awf tew bed. G’niteLemme try dat again.
Oh well. Ai guess ai gotta git dis
owldclassic bawdee awf tew bed. G’nite*waivez floofy pawz tu deh souf
Gnite, NC66!! Schmoooooo.
Oahi cween adn nc66! Taht wazza loveli concise deskripshum of how the gallbladderz hurtz, cweenmj! Aidontfinkso teh Sir Jury Nurse Edjucatorz coulda put it any bettr! Ai hopes your trubble can has an all better soon, nc66.
Fanks LD. Srysly, no worriez.
Aifinkso it bii over wif ‘fore ai gno eet.
G’nite awl.
Fankeez, LungDoc.
Just mite making wun addendum:
Deh Ow!! b berry lowd, like OW!!! and berry long. Like 3 oar 4 owerzez. Adn den deh ultrasownd tek tryz tu pushing deh ultrasownd hed frew deh ribcaig.
mai pain, let mii telling u it!!
BTW, I b ler gic tu pain: It maikz mai iiz red and mai noze run.
*duz Beavis imitashun* hehehehe….yu sayed “borg”
/Beavis off
Akshully, ai hassa scared uf Teh Borg. Ai nawt want tu be assimilatified.
Weel — I letted mii Lady Jane goggie snurffle da kitties todai. Wood nawt beez a problemz esseptin dat mii goggie fionk dat kittie snurfflin inolbez da open mouf and da likkies an den pushin and barkin!!! Affer Jazzey snurlled Pebbols she wuz cubbered in goggie spitz frum hed to tale!!
I doh nose why but Peebles and BamBam – dey no fink dat dat iz da rite way to bee snurfflin dem!!
Sew — goggie an kitties – dey nawt libbin tageffer jest yet … sigh
Dont werree! a’m shur it will happen. It awlmoast awlwaiz duz!! An teh kitteh iz still reelee noo.
ai fink iz wun day at a tyme yup, iz gud to nawt rush anyfin aniwayz… dem will gets usded tu the kitteh smellz an sowns an awl dat aifinkso
It takes kittehs tyme tu get used tu nuu fings… an a goggie whu duz sniffsniff so aktivlee be ravver invasiv tu kittehs nawt used tu goggies! Aifinkso tehy will adjust.
Mebbe yu cud get kittehs tu sleep awn towl oar blankee, an goggie awn diffrint wun, tehn swap tehm? Halp eech tu get used tu teh smells uv teh uvvers?
Oh yea — dey bean swappin smellz…. I jest jokin aboot nawt knoin y kittehs no likee da vigorous snufflin — LOL.. Da goggies fink da kittehs bee toss about tois … Wii bee werkin on da goggies lernin to nawt chase adn grabify da kittehs –
E-M, I was finkin ob you wen I watched da “mean kitty” video. Hab you seen it? I especially lyke da oven mits part. It’s on da utube in case youv’e neber seen it.
Finks ub mii wen seez MEAN kiity bideo…?…. *haz a harumpfff, goes to finde dat bideo….*
Hrmmmmsss… der bee LOTS ub bideos ub Sparta da “Mean Kitty”
OOhhhhh….. Dooz you meens cuz mii BamBam noms da fingies wen hee feelz snooglie??? I cud ooze sum oben mittz furr dat … tee hee
Him nawt reely mean…juss lykes to chew on himz person.
yepperz — likee mi BamBam hoo iz naw called Mr. BamBam Chomperz — Chomperz bean hiz lastee name!!
Missy Pebbols growled reelee meanee atz heem and swatted heem hed dis mornin wen hee tried to take a nibbol ub herz mousie ….
*runsawaiwiffablushiefromda NB*
Mebbe missy pebbol shud go to da NB fer growlin bad werds at bambam.
Ai reelee wish Ai gnu awlmeh passwerdz… Ai ar at meh aunt and uncle’s and kant rememememember liek ennee ob meh passwerdz… oh well….. Ai’z goin’ hoem in a phew days…..
Teh whirrld be run awn passwurds thees days. *sigh*
Izzint yu spost tu be in skool soon? An hao Eva taking yu being away?
Skool starting negst toosday…… iz akshully much earlier than usual….. It’s alsew usualy awn a Thursdai…
Az fer teh Diva, I hoep shii doezn’t fink Ai arr abandoning hur…. Wii waz at teh fair awl dai sunday den mundai mornin Ai caem up here…. Den Ai gets back Thursdai oar Fridai….. Kant wayte tuu seeing hur agen…
Eva will furgibbing u fur beeing away ….. ebenshully.
{{{Plasticat}}}} I gib u hugz kuz I hazn’t seeinged u in a whylez.
Yesh, Ai ar nawt awn much enneemoar…..
We misses yu, tho!!! {{{{{plasticat}}}}}
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Ai’ll try tew kum awn moar if Ai kin!
an teh passwerds…. Ai borrows meh uncle’s compyootur tew check websiets Ai ar members ob butt Ai kant member meh passwerds…. almos pointless…
Re passwerdz. Ai hav a Word phyol wif awl mine. An ai print it aut an taek it wif me when eber ai go eneware.
An – dooo com wehn yoo can! It z awlwaiz so nice to see yoo.
Aishdget a buuk wif meh passwerds in it…… Cuz sum ob dem Ai honestlee don’t remememember ennee ob den
Tonight at elebenty: Feline will examined, determined it won’t.
An eggspearimint tew cawntrol kitteh’s mind goes horribly wrong wen it iz discubered dat teh will ob uh cat duz nawt follow normal laws ob fizziks.
Soon after dis picture was taken, teh same area contained uh mile wide craytur wif kitteh sitting in the middlol.
ennywun egg spekting catz tu follow deh lawz uv fizzikz, oar ennee uzzer lawz shud haz dere hed egg zamined.
*setz up stand*
*waytes fur peepz tew get dere heds eggzamined*
Doo wee needz our heds eggzamined oar our eggs hedzamined??? *haz a confoozoled*
Wii duz bulf at teh foot paw zaminurationyareaplaysefingwiffcheez!
*Putz up sine*
WOW — dat soundz likee a, like a, hmmm, well – It soundz like sumfin!!
Anom tu teh powr uv elebenty!!!!!
An awn taht note (altho nawt reellee a note, mebbe a memo, oar sumfing) ai gunna hed fur bed. Seanya promiss me neck-an-sholder rubs if ai reeds owt loud whyle him duz it, an taht be a berry hard fing tu say du-nawt-want tu!!!
Ai sees yu tumorro, altho ai nawt gunna be abul tu be awn much, ai reellee HAZ tu du howse cleenings. *sigh* But ennyway!
Gud nyte, mai frenz! Dreem uv happeh purrs an budderflies!!!
Schmoooooz!!!
Ai finkz Ai goes tuu bed nao tuu. Gud nite ebereewun!
*Waivez floofy pawz tu deh eest.
Nite-nite, Cat uv deh Plasteek!
*smilolz*
nite-nite! *wayves plastic paw bakk west*
you called??
Noobs an der kitteh xperiments. Will they never learn?
*lukz rownd*
nobuddy heer
Guess itz time fur mii tu go. Mite az well go owt dansing…..
Muzik, Mai Stro Plz!!
♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
Mii adn mai sha~a~ad oh
tappity tap tap
Strolling down deh abenoo,
tippity tappity tap
Mii and mai sha~a~ad oh
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Nawt a sole tu tell ower trubblolz tu
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Adn wen itz twelb o’klok,
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Wii klime deh stare,
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Wii neber nok,
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Fur no buddy’z dhere
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Just mii adn mai sha~a~ad oh
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Awl alone adn fee line bloooooooo!!!
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JAZZ HANDZ!!!
Gud nite ebbree buddy!!
Ai bees heer, sorda kwyitlee semmee-lerking, free-ay-em Loltario tiem. Mai koff (ai godda coald) kiiping mii awaeks. Enneebunnee els stil heer?
O wel. Sleep wel, Cheezpeeps!
Plz, Set teleportayshun to France!
“Beam me up, Ceiling Cat!”
clooze my eye. breatniig, ok …mais whear ai go? huuuuuuuuuuum cloose my ai, brefinng, kafee♪ 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。
Kitteh reminz me of koneheds
hey, itz mister biggleswerf wif no fur frum ostin powerz
Beam meh down, Snotty. And plz, don’t put mah trawsers awn backwurds.
If I could give this 37 cheeseburgers I would.
OoO *gasp* So dats how Ceiling Cat gez to be evry werz at ons!!!! XP
anyone but me remember the “space cat” children’s books from the…oh, musta been the 1960s? space cat found a red (fire-engine red!) cat on mars!
Energize