
hmmm..lets see, standard master lock yeah, I can pick this.
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hmmm..lets see, standard master lock yeah, I can pick this.
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gud – theres bamboo behind there!!!
Ohai Nenne. Congaratz.
* Hao wuz yur meetin? *
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORINGGGGGG!
Thanks for asking – it just finnished!
gud thing it’s a “live meeting”-meeting, meening I sits in my chair at my desk listening alot an can do otter wurk and “wurk”….
ya ai lubs “wurk”
Han me a bobbee pin
Ohai, anni! Waz dey gibben awai ani gud shtuff atta suppermorket?
Nope, nuffin wuz free! Costid me 15 munneez!
Just panda tu mi, plzthx
we kan eskape!
hum – I’m so hungreh that i didn’t occur to me that they were eggskaping…. all I could think of was fud!!
me too!
and ifinkso we is more condishuned to think of burgling here, u knows….
Ai wunner wye dat iz!?
Coz LCB is sew poplah eben doh shi iz a bergla adn ebreebuddy nose shi iz hard wurkin cheezefrend.
Doz tat mayke cents?
Noe, but LCB duz (maek cents, dat iz)
hm, maek cents? not sew shure.
more like, ‘taek cents’, ifinkso
Dats haow her maeks dem!
Hmm yesh taht mayks scents!
ai’d rader mayks dollhurz maiself
LCB iz a kounterfitterz??? Duz shee onlee makee da cents oar sum dollarz two???
Ai think she moastlee awnlee maeks scents!!
Hrm — smelly scentz??? Sheez too sweety unner herz mask?
Shii is a sweety, aifinkso!!!
Yesh — shii iz — sew shee musta bee makin sweety scents — LCB iz smelly likee candee!! Yea, wii figured it out!!!
Cud itt bee teh lock tu teh gurl panda n-kloshya?
NeWay, tehy gots tu kepe teh bamm boo sumwarez !
pandas gone bad!
Panda-lollium breaks out!
OHI Grem! I loved ur jail house rok sawng I’m still humming it
So to cut to teh chase,
thankees for saying yoo likinged it. Teh pinkee toepads dantz wuz mah fayvrit part.
Ai LUVED teh pinkee toepads part!! An ai thot yoo were just grate!
An ai furrgotted LCBs pair 0 dee!! Ai’m nawt shur if maybee it’z awlreddee there – but ai think purrrhaps we need a hole nuther secshun awn teh Cryer just fur sawngs – an anuther fur pomes.
An indexed!!
So tehy wud bee eezee to find.
{{Mu}} {{J4K}} I wuz thinking teh sayme thing abowt trying to mayk a liszt of teh sawng parodiez sumwhar on teh Cryer. LCB is gud at noeing wher awl that stuffs is kept and keeping trak. Mebbe we culd sujjest it to her. And menneh of teh best song parodies wer dun by LCB, ennyway!
Ai used to hav LOTS ov tehm Bukmarked! But Ai’m way behind nao. But it wud bee a shayme fur tehm to languish all furgotten!!
Becuz luk – fur eggsampul – waht ai just found at teh verree bottom ov laszt nite’z LOL!!
cweenmj says:
September 1, 2009 at 8:18 pm
*lukz rownd*
nobuddy heer
Guess itz time fur mii tu go. Mite az well go owt dansing…..
Muzik, Mai Stro Plz!!
♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪
Mii adn mai sha~a~ad oh
tappity tap tap
Strolling down deh abenoo,
tippity tappity tap
Mii and mai sha~a~ad oh
tappity tap tap
Nawt a sole tu tell ower trubblolz tu
tippity tippity tap
Adn wen itz twelb o’klok,
tappity tap tap
Wii klime deh stare,
tippity tappity tap tap
Wii neber nok,
tappity tap tap
Fur no buddy’z dhere
tippity tippity tappity tap
Just mii adn mai sha~a~ad oh
tappity tap tap
Awl alone adn fee line bloooooooo!!!
tappity tap tap
tippity tappity tap tap
tippity tippity tappity tap
JAZZ HANDZ!!!
Gud nite ebbree buddy!!
Ai haz such a prowd tath we can has a cween laik this!!!
Nawt to menshun – awlmost ebreewun else!!
But – this cud hav just sat there at teh bottom furebber, an no wun wud eber seeit. An it is sooo CYOOT!!!
It is verreh kyoot! Just teh cween and her shadow, tippity tapping arownd and having a liddol solo partay in teh kwiet space at teh end of teh lol.
Cween – tayking yor partay with yoo, yor doin it rite!!!!
sumtiymez deh end uf deh last fred uv deh day iz deh bestest part……awl kwiet and peesful wen awl deh merry canz iz sleeping….. datz how deh Nite Watchman started…
We kawt yoo dantzing!
But yoo is teh cween, and so if yoo wuntz to dantz, yoo just go rite ahed and dantz!
I members a storeh abowt teh Cween of Ingerlund. She sed she lykes to dantz to Abba’s Dantzing Cween song. Summat lyke: “I’m teh cween and I lyke to dantz to this song, and so I duz, STN.” I lubbinged that!
And so nao, I pronownces yoo – teh Dantzing Cween!
And of korse we awl lubbings teh Nite Watchman storehs . . .
Teh storeh of teh Dantzing Cween I menshuned:
h t t p://www.monstersandcritics.com/people/royalwatch/news/article_1412177.php/Queen_Elizabeth_s_dance_moves
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Ai’m nawt shur she akshoolee KNOWS where teh things ar – but she duz noe hao to find them. Jamamakitty iz reelee gud at that az well. Ai watched hur do it wehn ai wuz visiting hur in See Yattle.
Corse, yoo hav to know they ar there furst befoar yoo noe to lukk!
ewe kan no pickz ewer nose!
My bilt-in bandit mask and burglur skillz… let me show you them.
EEP! LCB has some competishun!
LolPandaBurglar? But, but, but LPB… we will get all confuzzled whu we tawking abowt!!!
Howzabout LolPandaTief?? Dat bee LTB — sumwutz differenz
Nenne, PB, Anni, Carosue, Princess MU, op_sMama (did I miss anyone?) –
Congratz!
*Marching band marches in, with the flag-wavers waving flags, and at least 76 trombones tromming away. Baton twirlers twirl flaming batons! *
They are here to lead the parade to the Tie Boutique, and then to NOM! for some noms.
Let’
s go!
*lines up behind Q and the band, ready for marching*
Thanks Q – som retail fearapie an some fud will be purrrrfekt!
ai think I’ll buy some cheezstock t-shurts and a BLT anna glass of whyte whyne at NOMs
Ai neber ben tu dis place! *hurries to get her coin-purse and tie a scarf around her hair* Lettuce driv de cunvortabl an du a parade wav tu de throngz uf hoominity!
Joyns Q to congratulmalate teh ty brayders. Hmm dis beez a berri lawng Q, dese brayers muss be egg stream lea pawpuler aifinkso.
*waives flags ov awl countrees to sillibrate multee-nashunal ty*
* Joynez Q wiv ubberz *
*drips into fred, shayks so king wet hare*
iz pooooring owt dere adn ai forgotted mai umbrelly
Donut let tehm git owt, dere wil be panda-moanyum
Ai fele sik! Iz dere a pandamic goen roun?
Cud bee, butt ICHC iz a panda-cea furr teh mid-week blooz
Yoo seam to hab opind Pandara’s bockx ..
Oh nao yu hav me bamboozled!
mmm ! On teh booze! At tihs tym?
* Oh! Yu ment confuzzloled! *
Pandaz hyde behynd tehre masks, ifinkso !
Hey! Eberywun hyde! Doan u c teh camera haz panda-round to catchez you!
Oh ai awlwaiz wantd to be a moobee starr
*fluffs up hare adn putz on beeg commershul smylol*
mee, mee, pleez discubber mee!!
Iz taht teh CC-TV?
Good wun!!! elebenty burgers to you!
Teh CC-TV seez awl!!
Can it channil mai forts?
* finking, finking, finking berri harrd ..*
Sawry rong channil!
Tihs channil iz shuttin doun four teh nite …
Nyte Nyte Cheezfrenz.
Dooz ICHC hab a map ub wear ebery buddy libs — likee da flail boggers do?
Iz awn cheeztowncryer.com
Rayne hazn’t got 2 Lundun yet…..
Aim fiksin mai hows gutters nao. Jus inkase it raynz.
does that meen taht tehrs akshuall rayn coming ur way?!?!
A littlol bitt. On Caturdai mai neffyoo got 15 mil ob rayn

adn mi hows gott 15 drops.
Tahs hao it iz wiv teh pleh clymet chayng !
Aifinkso it camed down from Lundun
We ownlee hadd a splash dis mornin – hazn’t rayned much fur dais!
Hmm dat’s st-rain-ge, wunder ware it came from
Lol, I actually have a cat that big, and the same colors too! He’s a norwegian forest cat
Cool! Duz yoo has pikshors of yor kitteh? I hears they ar grayt qats!
yu can has funneh bideo ai lold at taht wun!
Oshun’s elebenty. Grand larceny, panda-stihl!
Panda on left: OK, but I gitz to play teh Jeorj Clooney role . . .
*gets sheepish dreamy grin on face*
jorge – i will lub him and snorglol him and call him – ehm – jorge…
dey is abowt as kyoot…
‘yahbutt(!) Tess doesn’t split nine ways’
Yoo git teh feline Tess is a gurl hoo wuntingz it awl fur hearse elf. Inklooding Andy Garcia . . .
Altho mah fayvrit Andy Garcia movie is either The Untouchables with Kevin Costner Sean Connery (ooh, that scene with the baby buggy going down the stairs amid the shootout!), or Hero with Dustin Hoffman and Geena Davis.
The Untouchables, staircase scene. Pleez to note ther is gunshots and violinz and sum bad wurds in this klip, kthx:
There are some lols that are worth it… and this is one of them. Thanks
This iz indeed a grate wun! An they ar fun. But we can has fun wif awlmoast enething!
. . . lyke kittehs!
Ooh look, a toy! *leaps and pouwnces, runsawayfast*
Teh hole whirrld be toys, tu kittehs!!!
Grayt Beeg Panduh Bayrz
habz lawng Poyntee Endz dat canz
oapunnz enneefeeng
Grayt Beeg Panduh Bayrz
coodz jusst pullz t3h lawk andz haspz
awffz andz getz froo Doar
Grayt Beeg Panduh Bayrz
goez Koo~Koo 4 Bamboo Shootz
andz dayz wawntz dem NAOW!
Jack.
Yeah JD!! Clappity clappity! Ai lykez teh “Koo-Koo 4 Bamboo Shootz” part. Appaws! Appaws!
Those look like two smart pandas.
*wanners in lukking towsuled an sleepee*
Gud moarning. Ai had a big obersleeping… uv corse, waz up late coz waz heer, an tehn getting kittehs settuled fur teh nite but kittehs nawt wanted tu settul, tehy wanted tu find havok an reek it. An Seanya falled, trai-ing tu stop teh havok, coz him waz trai-ing nawt tu step awn Trick… fank CC him nawt hurted self bad, but him haz a big soreness tihs moarning! Mai eksiting nite, du nawt want!!!!
Iz gud fing ai nawt wurk tuday, but ai wanted a erlee start awn howsewurkings. Oh well… Seanya in bed still, had moarning meds, an iz berried in kittehs nao tehy haz had brekkyfast. Ai aloan in libing room wif just a sleeping Ben-Ben an wun uv teh black twins.
Find havok and reek it, FTW! Izznt that teh way of teh kitteh!
Prysma, yoo wuld lyking wut I bot at teh fayr last nite. Ther is a stand every yeer of 2 peepuls from Florida hoo sellings prizms of awl kullurs. I bot a nice wun and hung it in my orfiss at wurks. It is nao sending raynbows awl over mah rhum.
Walking on sunshine, aym doing it!
Ooooh…. Taht sown byootimus!!!!
Oh — a moarning (oar uvver propriate thyme uv day) smilol fur yu.
Kitteh Luvs
Ahhhhhh sew kyoot!! Atz da endz it luks likee Angel iz insistin awn finishin upz da baf and leetol Stella (STEEELLLLLLLLAAAAAAAA!) beez trin ta getz awai …. tee hee
Aww, wich ob teh un-Sneezees is dat?
Teh onlee grrl
Her in teh bideo wif Benny an teh toy skwirrl, tu. Her berry video-genic!!!
Her name Stella, but tehy awl haz dum nayms (Stella an Codie fur Bengalish wuns, Archie fur uvver tabbeh, Taylor an Alvin an Bart fur teh BCs) an ai considering uvver nayms. Essept “Taylor” whu be Boomer coz him haz purr taht mesure awn richter skale!
Oh thanks prysma-kitteh!! That DID giv mee a big smyol fur teh day! an teh purrrrrrs!!
Wunnerful! Yor beeg orinj floof-ball is a gud bath giver and a grayt kitteh!
Angel be ebreewun’s momcat, aifinkso!!! Big golden hart, her haz wun!!!
Nuvver smilol for yu. Taked this last nyte. Tehy tu tabbehs be bois frum diffrint litters, nawt related… teh Bengally wun stretched owt, tehn teh uvver wun arranjed self close (tehy awl lyk having compnee tu sleeps), an tehn Ben-Ben invited self intu teh pyle! Ai almost splorted befoar ai cud get teh camra… an wif awl tehse kyoot kittehs arown, ai nawt haz much brayns left tu splort!!! (Ai hope this wurks!!!11!!!)
drat… image nawt come fru. Hmph. Ai puts in mai profyle, otay?
Heer we go: Tabbeh Cuddle Puddle
OMCC- splort!
yew no – dis panda iz abowt the syz of great tabby cat that coms into OUR garden. We have bin instrukted to use non-lethal force by our hooman. he jus says we don feed it but it coms in anywayz. We nos it lives rownd te corner frum us.
ohai – mebbe panda is a leeeetle bit bigger than tabby…..
Ohai! …jus a leeeetle… yesh!
Nawt feel like zajjeration in teh middul uv teh nyte when tehy walking awn yu an putting elebenty tymes hole wayt awn eech paw witch alwayz awn an internal organ!!!
Gud fing iz nawt kombinnashun lok. Den pandah wud hav trubble.
bad pandas,
bad pandas,
wucha gonna do?
wuch gonna do
when they cum for you …
i iz feeling a bit strange napping wile lissning to hooman OLD records… what is tis straynge songz?
Pretty Kitteh Lolcat sitting
Pretty kitteh committee in a row
(ooh ooh ooh ahh ahh hahh ooh ooh ooh)
See kitteh fly like lolcat in te sky, see how they run
I’m meowing I’m meowwwwww-ow
Semolina toona climbing up te garden bower
Psychadelic moggie barking for his dinner
Man you shuld have seen them woofing for his Bonio
I am the Kitteh. They are the Kitteh
I am the Moggie
Meow meow meow – meow-wow
Meow meow meow
Wow Wow Wow
Peace and Luv maaaannn!
Grayt sawng! *puts eben moar flowrs in mah hayrs*
**Red pokes hur hed in**
Ohai, frenz!
I jes feeled lyk sharin dis linkee wif y’all.
Enjoi!
Pandaz are evun bettur than hyoomins at gettin into fings cus dey has six fingers on tehr front feets.
HA-HA! Pandas are the smartest!
o how ai lurv teh pandaz!!!!
I’d shoot that panda right between the eyes. Take that bad boy down old yeller style.