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ai can has floofy!
Congrats, Kerri. U leed teh dans 2 teh tye booteek!
iz 5-way ty or shud ai calls it a braid? Iz awl gud an congrrratez
Iz hard nawt tu splort wif such byootiful floofiness, jus luk at teh tail *putz awn moor dukytayp on hur CHRG*
Ai dun kneow bowt yu gaiz butt(!) ai kneows wut ai iz gettins at teh booteek
I can has it!
hmm try dat again
Nice! I orderd that on amazon dot com last week and just got a notiss that it shippt! Hooray!
And congrats to yoo, Kerri – tawp of teh heep!!! Woot woot! Drinkies? Dantzes? Noms?
drinkies wud beh niec… ai suprized ai ebun getz heer in wun peice.. iz nawt gud to splort allober mai neu buk… gud ting iz glosie, ezer tu kleanz teh braynz off
ai jus lub teh “bewar of menni danjurs!” pikture in teh frunt ob it
iz funneh
Maybee teh Conga Ratz cud do a ree peet ov teh BUK dans fur yoo??
Tehy did luk SOOO cyoot in there Ingerlish skook kid clothiesz!
We yooshullee cawl 2 a tye, 3 a brayde and moar dan 3 a macrame!
ahh othx annipuss, iz niec lukin macrame yup
Iz a MACREMAE!! — tie tie tie; knotknotknotknot; addz pritty beeds an flippity it ober — tietietie fancyknot fancyknot fancy knot — *ohhh its twistin*** tie tie knot knot — adds lots ub beeds …
*standz bak and tippies hed* der – is dunned.
Itsa bebbeh otter – furr da wall ub da braekrum!
ohnoez iz awlmost tu kyoot EM, iz gud pace tu puts it aifinkso!
derzsum udder macramae inn der two — a pwant holders (wif a nip plant init) and ifinkso a lyon….
nip iz must hab an teh lyon iz fur tu proteks us frum the trollz rite
Ai maiked a macremae kitteh wonce! Lots of teh tie tie tie, knot knot knot and teh pritty beedz for teh iys (day wad bloo). Also teh macremae froggeh.
Ohai Kerri! Conga ratz U loshunz!
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Ifn dere iz jess 2, it jess uh ty. Ifn dere iz 3 (oar mebbe 4), itza brayd. Ifn dere iz 5 oar moar, itza makrumay. Butt (!) wichebber wun it B, evvywun gitz 2 B teh gowin 2 da Tybooteek. N dere iz awlwaiz da sillybrayshunz wif dreenkeez, nomz, n dansinz.
Shux — evvyboddee beetid me tuit … I startid mai poast, butt (!) I hadded 2 dew sum reel werkz n stept awai b4 I wuz teh finishted…
*gigglolz* iz awl gud, ai cans nawt furget it naow
Oh grate adn wundermus Lord Aahz, u now b on deh map!!!! wii iz now at 399!!
Ohai n mytee majistee teh cween, fanky 4 ur inkloodin me uhmong ur royul subjix!
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(I wuz hoapin 2 B nom-burr 400, butt (!) 399 iz teh gud wif teh lukkee nom-burrz)
oh Aahz! 399 iz a troolee GRATE numbrrrr!!! Yoo ar MOAST fourchoonit!!
** pounces on JCH4K **
O hai Janet!
Yoo surprized me there! Ai wuz luuking fur YOOO!! Ai wuz gonna do teh pouncing!
So – hao hav yoo bin??? An – dooo yoo hav ENE extree taim – becauz awn Moonday, at teh start – well – akshoolee, teh preparashuns were going awn on teh 2nd LOL.
But awn the 3rd LOL – we had CHEEZSTOCK!!! An it wuz majical! Teh furst (3rd) LOL had ober 500 commints in about 2 hrs, so teh BEEG CHEEZEZ in teh Skye browt in the neggst wun Urlee!
Awl in awl, terhe were moar than 1000 commints – so menne grate sawngs an teh a caterlillolerrayce an tents an fuds an ebreething ene wun cud want.
But yoo can still go an lukk at it an hav teh fun, too! An peeple ar STILL singing sawngs frum taim to taim!!
Ohai JPAQC! Haow n da whirled R U?
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I musta misted da caterlilloler rayse – wich LOL wuzzit awn?
Cheezstock! an I missed it!! jest like in ’68…
Which LOL should I look at to read it… oar should I wait for the movie to come owt?
heh heh… I’m lookin at teh “idiot frends” commints now! I used tew do stage managing at a folk festival in Ontario 25 yrs ago or so… this all seems strangely familiar. In fact, hitching to the festival, I was picked up by one purrfectly matching the one described by Pd’Beeker!
hey why do you all talk like that
Floofee belleh needz mah snorgles!!!
*hans NS a snorgle snorkol* Day belly floof luks deepz — yous gonna needz da longerer snorkol tube!!
maibeh yu needz tank *hanz NS tank wif no label cauz iz reely teh funneh gaz* heer yu go
Mai tern! *grabs snorgle snorkol adn tank adn titens CHRG*
I’m going in!!
*gigglols*
Doo yous guys heer dat??? Sumfin iz talkin inna reelee HI skweekie voise …itz cummin frum da kittehs belleh … *luks wifakloseness* ders a snorkol in der and sumwuns inn der too , butt Y dey sounds likee a chipped monk?
*luks suspishusly at EM* Dids yu go chaneg mai tank ub laffin gaz wif helyum EM??
*wissolz* Huh! Wat?? You talkin ta mii? I sowwee, I jest being heer mindin mii own bizzie ness …
Gets in line to snorkle wif “speshul” tank…
Hmmm.. Ifinkso wee needz ta sendz inna rescoo teem furr Mezzomom — sheez been inder kwite a longee tyme. An awls I kin heer is high pitched giggolz cummin outta da floof …
*taps chin* hoo iz der is cheezland dat iz certifiable inn da belleh floof extrakshuns?
*dialz 911
hello? wii needz fyremenz.
No, nuffing on fyre.
Wii needz dem az a distrakshun fur Mezzomom.
bee kerrfullz — da belleh floof iz fulled ub gas sewww no smokin oar matches — wii nawt wan teet to goes BOOM
An lukk kyoot doin it!
iz teh hed tilt, bery preddy
ai awlwaiz tink dez ar bein gurl kittehz wif all taht floof.. but aifinkso teh boiz luk liek taht tu rite
Snorgle snorkel! Aym goin in!
da floof iz spandible
oar shrink to the available spays…
Waz gunna say taht… tehy can shrink tu fit intu teh most stonishinglee small opnings an spaysis….
is nawt teh shrink hu duz teh “spays”, is teh V-E-T
Maybe dis iz wut happened tew teh Evony ad gurl.
*snerklol*
Dis nawt jes bii kitteh rule #2, dis be the unibersal kitteh rule.
Aftur awl the uniberse iz expanding, iznt it?
Iz awl kitteh’s fault tew.
iz teh wai ub teh Celin Cat
ai xpanded mai belleh sew dere iz mor 4 u 2 rub.
Man, I hopes tehre’s a whoal shelf full of snorgle snorkles, cuz everbody who sees dis belleh is gonna wanna dive in!!!! Woo-hoo, is wun whipt-creem delite!! (an mebbe sweetie fase meens it’s not a pointy-ends trap!)
an teh pawz… jus luk at dem pawz… awl lukin so kyoot liek taht! iz bery dangermus kitteh *putz awn hur goggiegogglz*
aifinkso dis iz bein 9.9 awn teh kyootness skale
kitteh haz:
…………… deap breffs……….doan luk atta floof……….
pinkee noesis……….chek
phloofy bunneh feats…. chek
dat kewt fais….chek
cignifikint, magifiginourmus, elebenty deeps FLOOF …chek
daon luk at da bunneh feats………….dat fais…………..
…..Oh Noes!………………… SPLORT !!!
oh noes! A cheezpeep is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Willy boy in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
*luks awl seryus* No wun kan surbibe a 100 awn teh kyootness skale.. yu iz bery luky WB
fanks nenne!
whew..dat wuz clothes! yur rite kerri – iffin dis had bean a babeh kitteh din wood bee a lebel 100 or eben hunerdnelebenty
oooh…Donuts!
ohai duffy, seemd for a wile liek yoo wuz still habbing teh flashbakks to cheezstokk, hope yooz feeling better now! (or mebbee yoo wuz feeling better tehn!
)
Um…whut? Oh, rite. *blushes*
I is fine, fanks, onleee…ennybudy noe whuze shirt dis is? An whut mitea happend to mien? It had a pikshur of teh Milkee waye wif an arroe an a sign reedin “Yu ar here.”…
(Parrently I wuznt there for a whiel)
Dunno iffn enniwun els iz az daft az me – Ai cawt maiselb rubin teh kiteh’s belleh wiv teh cursur poyntur!
Embarrasin trooths, we admits them here!
Mah huzbing sez: what ar peeplol doing on teh Internets; dontcha think sum of them is haffing affayrs!
I sez summat guiltily: aym watching peeplol’s kittehs givvin eech uther baffs on Yootoob! *rolls eyz at self*
kitteh pr0n, yoo seez it!
Wait, kittehs likliking eech uvver iz kitteh pr0n? Ai gilty uv kitteh pr0n postifaiing?!?!
that’s… distirbing.
yew r sew thotfull NC
um, mr. nc66, iz it just me or iz yoo bloo? not yor name but yor face too? (mebbee dis iz old; i just kleerd my bowser cash dis morning so i not seed it before)
i wented an did it just so i culd say i did
culd almost feel teh floof throo teh poynter!
Hiya PK… aifinkso ai taek awl teh kuddle puddle plzkthxbai!! *runzawaiwifakwiknezz wifawltreekittehz*
Waz soooo cyoot, watching teh Ben-Ben rigglol himself intu/ontu teh middul!!!
iz awlmust tu much wif teh kyoot bellehz.. ai kud gets lawst in teh floofy… iz wun ub dem a bengalz kitteh? himz kinda luks liek wun
Him lukks much lyk wun, an him sister sumwhat lyk wun… but teh bruvver be black (Boomer) an teh mama izza dilute tortie, ai beeleev, no idea whu iz teh daddy.
** pounces on P-K **
O hai, Prysma! Hows things in K-town?
Prysma lives in my hoam-town. I kinda misses it, espeshully as I fownd owt this week taht my Mom and Dad are going to move soon… I kinda feel rootless oliver sudden…
Ohdeer, taht wud be hard, speshullee wif yu so far away nao. {{{Fnark}}}
K-town be nawt so bad currintlee. Had sum hothot days, nao iz cooler agen fank CC. Awl teh usual summer toorists an fings, an teh stoodints be starting tu mooving in nao. Just fings as normul.
Yeah, tehy been in taht howse for abowt 50 years. (a few kittehs have come an gone in taht time!) Even though I have spent moast of my adult life away, its still my home. (Akshully, moast of my books are still there. hmm… this is a conun.. a comumdrum.. a comdun.. a bit of a problem.)
Hmm, yeshyesh, it wud be a problem indeed. Yu can haz storaje fur books? Ai nawt can offer, ai nawt haz ruum fur MAI buuks!!!
Iz a berry long thyme tu live inna playse an tehn leev it!!!
Mines me uf wen mai mum crossted deh bridg. We had dat houze frum wen ai waz toddler to wen ai waz 38. Mum an deh hauz were a huab fur us. She kept uz ahl in tuch wid wat waz happnin. Ai awlzo stored lottsa stuff der. An den, she got termminahl-sick (not laike u get wen u been at dah cumpyooter tuu much, deh udder kine, wen u kno u goin tu deh bridge suun), an we had tu start movin all our stuff ur get ridda it. I dreamt about dat house fur yeers an yeers after – iz bin 20 yeers nau, an ai wud dreem ai was reelee der. Ai hadda tehl maiself naut tu dreem dat so mush.
tey lieks it weh you do tat.
(rub der belleez)
**********OHAI EBRIBUDDY!!************
Tastee baeked guds inna brakerum!!!11
an wile yer dere pleez tu addmire teh gnu otter makremae bai da Else Mama
*wanners in wif an escort uv elebenty small tabbehs an BCs whu all luv cudduls*
ooh……………….. BABBEHS!!!
kthunk!
Uh, sowree, williboi! Ai haz sum diffikultee thees days mooving ennywhair wifowt teh eskort.
An ryte nao, Benny trai tu nurse frum hims momma Beauty… her akshullee letting him, eksept nao an tehn him must bite a bit coz her complayn. LOL
sokay – ai wil jes stai down hear wif da babehs!
whi du kittehs allwais walkz rite infrunna da feats?
ai finks dey lyks tu laffs et da klutzee hoomin dansin deh meenawtsteppinawnketteh dans
Cud hazza danjerus, being awn same level az so much softee fur an purrs.
Ai duzzint gno whai they du taht, but ai shur tehy fink we slo an clumsee!!!
PK! your becomming a real gud cat herder!?!
They almoast all follololed u in here!!
*picks one kitteh of a tablol at noms, anudder of the fence of the safaree park gates, a furd wun from the trees just by the meddow, afurther 2 from the footpath just as they were crossing Jkh4k bollyward and 3 oar 4 from the recubbery lounge where they were playing with the chrgs or snorgling inda blankits*
jupp – good herding!!!
Ai no can moov wifowt kittehs unnerfut tehse dayz.
Ohai p-k. Ai klikkied on teh linkee to Angel (ai not reeded taht it orlso be Cory-bear cos teh Ingerlish be mai sekkund langwich tihs mornink) nd aifortso, hoo be taht bewtimus BC Angel be liklikliking. Neerly fayntified wehn reelised it be Bebbeh Cory-bear!
Hin gorjus… but ai keep lukking at him an wundring whair mai teeny bear went! LOL
Ohai, p-k!
U evvur find teh floofy orinj kitteh u wuz luukin foar teh uthur day?
Cory an Stella finded her… oar her finded tehm, an gibed bof uv tehm a baff! Ai putted teh bideos awn UToob, yu need linkees? Also, ai maked a lol frum a pic taht will making yu splort, wif a Ben-Ben innit.
See? I nawt steeled hur….
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dat u bein aware of.
*not seez teh trol, tehn realizzes dis iz in refrense to owr old pal mr. lololololllololllololololl nekst commint down*
putted da warnin bov et tu tri skwishifien da lololtroll
Ai think maybee we shud just smyol an say “oh, itz just lolololetc bein stoopee again! Nuthin to get egg sited about!
Du u fink him wull ebber chaynj?
wunse him akshully liked sumfing, i had ohai hopes for him, but sadly tehy haz not comed to frooti – frooshin – um, him haznt chayjed an prolly neber will.
Ooh yiss, Ai `membur dat! Sadlee wuz juss a wun-off!
Ai dont think enething madders, becuz ai dont think he/she ebber coms bak to see if we notissed waht he/she sed oar not.
Altho, ai mus say – ai think ai pittee him/hur! Waht a Terribul terribul thing it must bee to live wif so much rancor insied. HAO verree unhappee this poor thing must bee. To be so bitter an haetful awl teh taim. Sad. Reelee sad.
*sloe sad hed shake*
Pore trolleewollee.
Awl mizzablol awlla tyme.
so sad.
Well,
it IZ sad!!! ROFL!!! 
*dissolvez in uncontrollabul laffter an fawls awf chayre!*
** pounces on CMJ **
O hai CweenMJ!
* looks under paws *
Are you still here?
*Jumpz up and batz at Fnark!!
Oh Hai!!
** rubs ears **
I guess I dezerved that. I’ve been de-served. Nice to see you arownd. Where are you parked these days?
iz probaby moor himz gettin laufs frum it den eny rancor… poor ting, hims mus has neow frens wif taht kinza sens ub humoor. Ai kneao sumwun wif taht kinda humoor, himz lieked tu watch peoplz gettin awl upsets oar angree, wuz liek him fed off it.
Best ting tu du iz eder ignor dem or maek funs an ridiqul dem (ebun bedder ifs yu nawt taek tu dem whal yu does it)…lezt den dey iz lauffin at sumfin aksully funneh an we iz laffin at dem (iz much moor ntertaininz tu)
Ifs yu git angreh at dem an gets awl upsetz an ngage wif dem, den dey iz luvin it so mai ruul iz dun eber gets angreh oar upset at dem…dats wut aifink.
*Gibz Fnark a schmoo on himz forehed*
Wii still b in OryGone…. but soon wii will start hedding souf and eest…. oar eest adn souf…. will spending deh winter in Loozy Anna….
In Loozee Anna????
Ai thot yoo were gonna be in Mini Soda????
I has a new friend and a couple of old friends in Terkey who call Portland home. Butt (mmph!) I don’t know many Lousianans. I remember being at a myuzik festible abowt twenty yrs ago that had a lot of older Cajun myuzishuns and storytellers who still spoke French as their first language. Is that still trew for some people?
Miniburger deleted teh nasty commint taht waz made an sed tu be alerting tehm tu uvver stuffs taht come up.
Iz mai unnerstanding dat dere still b sum kay junz wut speekz deh Fronsh az a nawt sekkund langwidge. Wii will fur shur b habbing sum awndewee and jumbolai adn crawfish Ay too fay.
Janet, wii goez tu MinneeSnowDaze in deh summer, not deh winter. BRR!!!! Nope, no winterz in MenneeSnowDaze wif deh moterhome.
Ohai, mai qween! Ai wanz a bloo name! Ai wanz cheezfrens! How ai gets? Ai haz a profil butt (snerk!) mai name is blak. Help pweez!
ohai, lubsorinjwuns. yoo iz not being ignored, iz just taht evreewun moovded on to teh noo LOLs. if yoo wants to aksing a qwestion, iz best to post on teh nooest LOL. anyhoo, for teh ansers to all yor qwestions abowt blooness an frends an cheezland an evreefing, go to teh cheez town cryer, luk under “halpers an majik triks.” cween haz putted much yooseful informayshun heer. welkom to cheezland!
(but be careful, it culd being a trap!!11!!!1!
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*walks in carrying a larj kayk that is half chonklit with chonklit icing, and half whyt with whyt icing*
Woo-hoo, peeps! Ther’s kayk in teh braykroom! Halp yorselves! And chips and drinks and uther snakkies – enjoi!
ooh – brilliant work anni an grem!
we can all go and nom and admyre the noo makramay EM maded for the walls!
And . . . a “pleez to removify this troll kthx” notiss has alreddy bin sent!
Nao, hoo wuntz a BEEG peec of kayk! Pleez to step forward and halp yorself!
**Takez beeg peeca kake!!!**
I wish deh trollz wud sine up tu b on deh map…..den wii wud noez whair tu thro deh brikz.
I nawtfinksew H-E-dubblehokkystix B awn ur map, cweenmj…
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*cuts little thin slice of cake*
*sets it aside*
*takes rest of cake*
Mmmm — wyt n dark chokklit — mai fayvrit!
Yoo noo, taht trollololololol wuz reeelee a big disapointamint! Teh furst taim ai saw teh nayme, ai thot – “oh lukkit taht nice noo purrrson.”
*shrug* Oh, wells! Moovin rite along – to teh CAEK!!!!!
hmmmmmmm. . . ai think ai will haz to hav a littlol slyce ov eech!
Ai haz bean bakin! Derez lossa caek in teh brakerume!
gud ting dees r verchooil kaloorees
wee seam tu haz an lawts uv baked guds inna brakerum reescently.
ai thot dis wud git bedder wif da startin uf skool
well, mr. lololololllololllololololl iz an old regyoolar trol, haz been arownd foreber. wunse him eben liked sumfing! but taht wuz nasty, eben for him.
he reminderz mii uv deh Grinch wif a hart 2 sizez tew small.
an ole troll? ………………
das sad………….reely reely sad………eben pathetik…………
izzit rong tu feal sorri furr a troll (an ole wun) ????
yah, we wunse had hi hopes for lololollletc. but him haz fayled to libbing up to tehm, sadly.
Ai duz nawt feel sawry. Steps obber troll on way to braykroom- oohh- yummy kayk!
WEET WEEET !!! Nine elebenty Nine Elebenty — Iz sew gladz eberywuns bee heerz — Ders a floof emergensee up da fred. MezzoMom bee lost inna da belleh floof!! Shii haz a snorkol, butt kin nawt findz her wai bak owt!!
We needs a diver teem!! Eenywun heer certifiabol in floof divin and rescoo werks???
Oh an the floof iz filled wif laffin gas and heeleeumz …
ai wud lyk tu halp butt ai haz fallin furr PK’s babbehs an kant git up! da wait ob elebenty babbehs iz two grate furr meh!
yu stai awayz frum mai Benneh!!!!11!!1elebenty!1
jus kiddins ai sharez
Iz ’nuff kittehs tu go rownd, belleev me!!!
Yu haz showd hubbycat teh pixor, an teh bideo wif him an Stella an teh skwirrl?
since t-r-o-l-l-s is so dense, mebbeh wii cn tie a string to teh t-r-o-l-l an yuse it to lowr a resku baskit to Mezzomom?
** pownces on kvngrrl **
O hai, kvnsgrrl… ai finkso we’ve’s met before… if not excuse my forwardness. I has been away from ICHC for a while an I has a happy to be back!
*chases Fnarks tail*
Ai finks wii has met bfor too. Ai nose I has seen yur name, butt maybee jus frum lurking. Welcom bak!
** pulls tale in wifakwikness **
gud to be back. I yam shure we talked. I’m glad there are still so many familiar name arownd. I’m sometimes afraid that if I turn my head, all my friends will run away and hide!
Akshully, dere is a sekret fortse-feeld on teh brakerume dore that decalorifies enny noms that you taek thru it. I has wun of does on teh cubburd in mah howse wher I keep teh Chips Ahoiee an Nillol Waferz.
If ai may ask – WHERE did yoo get it! Ai think. . .no! Ai NOE ai need wun!!
allright, who left the cover off of the septic tank?
StageHandDan, din’t ur momcat tayl U nawt 2 B saiyin teh insultz? Naow pollyjyz 2 da septic tank…
:snerk:
LOL!! NO, no!!! No briks!! Itz just mee!!
Ai just wanted to say hao much ai wud luv to see Dan standing there, hat in hand, long hares hanging down in bak, humblee begging teh septic tanks pardonne!
Ai’ve maed maiself gigglol!!
oops! – cheezburger peeps skwisheied dat troll an popped hymn rite owt da thred
happidansdansdans!
Yay 4 da Cheeziz! Butt (!) — naow dis part uv da fred nawt b teh maykin sintz…
Yes, tath iz mai problim too! An Ai COPEED it – so ai cud maybee stik it bak in in sum disguize – an teh ai furgot ai had it an copied sumthing else.
*bonks hed against teh wall*
Ooo-kay… lots of your nasty comments can be ignored, but this is excessively vicious and really inappropriate. *trots off to bring to the attention of the Head Cheezes*
ai can has speshul kaek fur yu PK.
PK, kan I pleez ask where da troll is/wuz. Iz da comment gone, kaus I eeted lotsa cake, howebber nawt ebber seen da t-r-o-l-l
yeah, I wuz wunderin abowt that too… still, teh cake was tasty!
P-K askt teh cheezes 2 deleet teh narstee messij an dey haz dun dat.
heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Charliecatzey an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday cakes, orinj caeks wif lemmin icing, iskreem, frootsytootsy party punch, noyzmakers, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle all yor favrit songs frum Cheezstokk wen tehy yoyo, ittybitty sekrit diyarees wif sekrit decoder mood ringz, kandee, an fuzzy stikkers taht luk like P-K’s tabby an BC cuddly bebbehs!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all your burfday wishes come troo!
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Oh Hai! U needz tu capturify dat lollollloolol troll adn putting him tu werk!!
*takez a yo-yo*
yo — u maed mii sew berree happee
yo — u maed mii sew berree berree berree
yo — berree berree happee bebbe
yo — ai’m sew glaad u
yo — caem intew mai lief!
KEWL!!!!
oh gosh!! LUkkit that wun! Ar there ene moar laik that???
*rummajes throo teh yo-yos*
ooh – orinj cake with lemming ising!!!
ooh – cheezstock yoyos!!!
ohh – fuzzy kitteh stickers!!!
Thanks thanks thanks!
these are wondermous!!!
*pours som punch – sniffs it..*
erm – BF – there is som “left-overs” from cheezstock in this is there?!?!
Whooo hoo!!! Moar caek!! An happeym happey burfday to Charliecatzey an awl teh otters!!
Hmmmmmmmm teh orinj wif teh limmin icing look kwite eerie sis table!! Thanks, of burday fairy!
An wuz taht yoo oar a cuzzin hoo wuz pointing where sumwun went – wuzzit yesterday???
So which rule is “A cat can shrink sufficiently to get through any opening”?
Those cats can get through insanely tiny spaces.
wel aifinks #3 iz Safety … sew mehbea iz #4?
Ai iz having a happeh-sad momint — iz a Stella-grrl sleeping awn mai chest an in teh curve uv mai arm, purring a lil nao an tehn. Archie sleeping awn Seanya’s lap, awl stretched owt. Benny an wun uv teh black twins be playing beside me awn teh cowch.
Ai luving tehm, an haz a happeh tehy haz a happeh ryte nao, eben tho ai nawt duing what ai needs tu be duing. But at teh same tiem, ai haz a terriblol sadniss an feer fur tehm, becoz ai du nawt gno what will happin tu tehm. Tehy so berry sweet an luving, ai wants so fur tehm tu find fureber hoams where tehy will haz luvs…
{{PK}} Iffin I kuld I wuld so come an adopt awl da lil tiger/bengle kittehs an gib dem forebber homes. They awl sooo purty, I’m shure they will find da homes.
Dun u wish u cud be laike kittehs an onlee tink of wat is happenin rite atda momint? Naut wurree bout deh fuchur and wat hazznt happin yet.
Iz fuchur bedder spehled fyoucher?
*pownces on Jajeh!*
O Hai Jajeh! Long time!
Hai Fnark! Shmoooo!!!!
Guuda c u agin! Hau u b?
mehbe foochur oar phewchir ?
Doze be gud spehlans tu! Ai laike lotsa spehlins fur wurhds! Phewchir maite be wen u tink sumtim bad is gonna happin.
Prysma will be back soon, she is currently buried under a sea of small tabbies that deny her typing ability, drinking ability, even a chance to run to the loo unless it be an emergency. and Corey just came in so the pile might get bigger … I will update you if the pile gets too high and she needs oxygen or any such helps …
talk to you laters
Seanya
*blorp*
*sends speshul multicat snorgle snorkuls thru innertubes*
this be “off libel” er Off label use, but should werks.
Ai haz a free nao! Yu see, ai waz snuggled bai a Stella-grrl, in wun arm, an tehn Archie inbited himself awntu mai chest an snugguled himself intu uvver arm, an ai cud nawt moov atawl!! Ai waz at tehir mersea, wif awl teh purring an cheek-rubbing an nose-nuzzling an ebreefing!!!!
An Benny curled up tite against mai hip, an Cory wannered bai tu see what waz happning… oh, teh purrosity uv it awl!!!
**pownces on 3km**
hai muther of 3 kitties! Long time no sea!
Ai finkso you are right. Those kittehs are so lucky to have prysma luuking after them, they must sertenlee has enough luck to find loverly forever homes.
{{PK and 3km}}
*waves wildly at fnark*
How yu bii tudai? I nawt haz seen yu inna bit.
no, cause I has been VERY bizzy… hollyday in London, hollyday in Paris, a few weeks hangin arownd teh Aegean coast… now I has to werk and I iz not used tewit!
OH! Lyfe haz been hard own yu lately huh?
Terribly… teh life of a teecher overseas! Werk like a nutter for moast of teh year (no Christmas hollydaze), tehn abowt 3 months in teh summer cuz its too hot to do anything except sit in a cafe by the bay and drink beer an watch teh sun crawl across teh sky!
Oh yoo poor, POOR thing!! Hollyday in London – Hollyday in Paris – an then just a fyoo weeks hangin arownd teh Aegean coast??????
At leezt, teh bizzee part sounds rite!
an teh nowt bein uzed to teh werking!!!
**whispers:**
eben when I’m werkin… I tries not to werk too hard!
Hey, I pwnced you up thread butt (mmph!) iz gon now.
*Pownces on 3km twice for good measure*
OMCC, lookit teh floof!
SPLORT!
ohai red yur eerly hear tudai!
oh sorri……….
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts rhsh in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Fankyoo, willy boy.
I lubs teh floof awn dis kitteh.
I can has dis kitteh foar mien own?
Ohai Red. I herd onna radio dat der is a new plaice openin up in Lexington, Ky, is dat neer yew? It’s a pub wiff bug TVs fer wotchin de games, dey’ll had tasty noms: sweet tater fryz an kone caeks, and awl kindsa snakey fud. Dey also plans to hab KarryOKee and trivia and its sposed to be a nyce plaice fer yew and yer famblee er frenz. And beers: Birch, root, ginger, and ginger ale tew. But nuffink stronger. It’s called ‘Bar None’ and it’s a zero proof pub – alky free. Dats like openin a Naughty Barn wif no YNGs. If yer planning to go, best hurry – afore it’s gone.
Ohai, Judson!
Yah, Lex nawt far frum me, abowt 30ish miels oar so.
I jes sended yoo sum funny emayos. Wun of dem has a safetee warnin, jes foar teh mens.
dyd yew sai BUG teebee????
due NAWT want bugteebee1!! ickky…pleh….blech…
awl da res souns grate dough – ai doan drunk alkeehall
opps, wus spellink errer – wuz sposed to be BUGE (counteraction of Big and Huge)
Um, Judson…..u mite wanna be careflol abowt teh contrakshuns u postify heer….
**snikkurs, finkin abowt Teh Grate “Taint” Insidint**
I finkso I’m moar wurreed abowt teh SNAKEY fuds!
Nawt lyk snaykes, even ifn dey be cuuked…
Oh yeah, that sownds lyke a rockin gud tyme. I didn’t thinkso yu were allowed to KarryOKee wifowt alkohaul.
3km – I sended yoo sum funny emayos.
*pownces on … *
WAIT! rhsb is down! MEDIC!!
OK, no flannicking… willy boy is on teh case.
Yew Okeedokee, Red?
Ohai, Fnark!
Yesh, I finkso I’m alrite now.
I’m jes susep…sisapt….eezilee splortin wen I see such floof.
Sooooo red, where yu “borrowin” da innertubes tunite?
Teh uthur Starbuks in Frankfort.
Yess I agree teh above kitteh is very floofarific. I only luuked through sqwinty eyes.
My eies always luuk skwintee, so dat nawt halp me.
Ohai cheezpeeps! heerz eh kuyt vidyo awf eh googie snorglun awn eh kitteh
googie liks kitteh
O Hai!
Ai lurves yur veedeeo. It iz teh kyute. Iz teh kitteh awl wet afterwards?
Adn Ai lurves teh Meezers 2. Iz a foster mama ov Meezers. Ai haz 2 elebenty week old bebbeh meezers nao.
Oh MAI!! 2 babee meezers!! Yoo must bee haff ded frum teh cyoot moast ov teh taim!!
Ohai mamarosa! iz nawt mai vidyo…jus gawt sent teh linkee. iz verree verree kuyt, dough, aifinkso!
Yay fur bebbeh foster-meezers!!! Ai bets tehy iz teh CYOOT!
Mamarosa is ’bout ready to gives owt some bebbeh kitteh lobotomiez.
They iz teh relentless aktivity.
* pours another drinkee *
Here dey iz:
Taht iz so kyoot sud beh nawt legal an dem soooooo preddy kittehz!!!
Hay frenz!
Wii can has partee dis Fryday evenin? I shud has innernets at hoam by den so wii awl can “brake in” teh noo playse!
Dress is berry cashulol, egg-sept foar teh Cheezmens, an y’all’s dress coad is “Clothin Opshunlol”
scary… mebbe you should invite Brewski from Failblog… he seems to go for that sorda thing.
Okay, if I has enough to drink, I can be talked into jest abowt anyfing.
Dere will be adult bevridjes, an dey will be COLD!
My fridj be werkin now! YAY!
Woot Woot!
Hey Dan…..
Did yoo jes dribe by Starbuks in Frankfort? I finkso I jes seen ur car!
Nice camouflage
Did dis doo it? Is mai name bloo? Cheezpeeps is so nice and halpfull!
blurry tail… mus be floofin
Sumwun tikl taht kitteh’s belleh…him will maek rume reel kwik…
Ai seed teh kitteh’s tail wuz blurry, 2. Ai figgrd kitteh NOT WANT piktur taekd. Iffn mai kitteh tail be moovn dat fas, hur haz a mad. But when hur haz a happy oar is kawlm, hur tail moov eze, liek a goggie’s wen it haz a lazee happy. Mai kitteh’s tail almoes nebber bee still.
Ha Ha! I sneeked a snorgle whyle u reeed dis!
Nice pic, he looks like Onslow out Keeping Up Appearance (British)
Ai fink dat Gratis Thuiswerk insulted teh kitteh, but shee is sayin it rite.