Wow Kerri, yu rite up there on tawp, eben after all teh egg-site-mints of teh Cheezstawk consert!
Congrats adn peas adn lubs to awl
{{{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}}
Conga ratz U loshunz, Kerri! Um, R U reelee nawt teh hongree, oar iz dat jess ur kawmint? Cuz ifn U nawt B teh hongree, den haow we gunna sillybrayt ur nawt-sekkund n brayd wif annipuss n catena?
O yesh — I cukz reelee grate chokklit-chip pi n strawdberree roobarb pi (IRL, awlsew )
*rolls out portable dessert bar*
Heer y’ar — awl kindza pi n lawtsa uvver sweet guddeez 2! Happy nawt-sekkund n brayd!
*nomnomnomnomnomnomnom*
oh, an donut forgit teh callypidder rayse on teh “ripe lolcats” LOL (wun before dis), starts rite after elsa_mama’s song. so iz many fings eben for peeples hoo wuznt at woodstokk (i wuznt eben 7, my momma an daddeh wuldnt hab let me go eben if i knowd wut it wuz) or duznt kno teh songs!
Oh hai Red!!! I just gottid deh mail and guess wut wuz in deh mail fur mii!!?!?!??!?!?!?! A lubblee burfday card!!! wif a crown!! I b wearing deh crown rite now!!!! Schmooooooooze tu yooooooze!!! Fankeee!
Ohai Redd! Dey’z awlwaiz uh pardee heer awn ICHC! We haz bin poastin sawngz n stufz sintz nune. Luk at da lastist 2 LOLz n U kin C watt fun we can haz! Da nune LOL gotted obber 500 kawmintz! Butt (!) dat duzzn’t meen U cayn’t poast enny noo sawngz heer — feal free 2 poast awai!!
Iz ‘K, Red — sevrul uv da sawngz poastid nawt b frum da ‘rijinul Wudstok era eevur. I jess poastid uh taykawf uv da Beetlolz’ “Octopus’ Garden” at da ind uv da preebeeyuss LOL, n it wuzzn’t Wudstok-era. Da hole poynt iz 2 b havvin teh funz!
Iz da rase dunned yet? iz tired … cwashes inta ta pool and has a rest!! I dun– no mores *hunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstrayten* furr mii …
Dis is fur awl yu acidkatz… iz small flashbak ob mai sawg
o kay, ai dids dis reeely quik but ai fink iz nawt bads *takes liddle moor nip an jumps awn teh stage*
Teh Baileygogz iz gunna halp me, yu redy Baileygogz *hims nodnodnods*
o kay lets hab sum fun fun fun
*yellow litez ar shinnin awn teh stage an Baileygogz starts acktin owt teh sawng as Kerri singz it*
(peez tu forgibs meh Mr Beetlez an ai hopez yu awl enjoy teh flashbak)
In teh pace taht ai wuz born
libbed a goggeh dat fells aseep
am him dreemed ob a fun wurld
in teh land we kno as cheez
so him wakd aroun teh town
tills him met a purdy cween
an hur laffed beneaf teh starz
abowt a yello L. O. L.
(spellz it owt insteads ub sayin it as a wurd)
We awl laff at
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
We awl laff at
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
An owr frends r awl aroun
many moor ub dem in uddr blogz
an the laffs ar on teh wai
*Q bunneh trumpitz an goggeh drummerz adn teh squurlz hab teh cymbolz adn tey march rown teh stage in funneh yello kostumez*
We awl laff at
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
We awl laff at
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
*Q teh bubblez an teh flutterbaiz an teh dancin furretz*
Az weh lib a lief ub laffs (lief ub laffs)
eberywun ub uz (eberywun ub uz)
iz full ub luv (full ub luv)
skiez ub blu (skiez ub blu)
an feeld ub green (feeld ub green)
an we laff awl thru teh dais
We awl laff at
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
We awl laff at
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
*eberywun dansdansdans togeder awn teh stage*
We awl laff at
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
We awl laff at
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
*eberybuddeh keeps singins as tey march off stage an roun teh crowd tills yu nawt heer dem enymoors*
Whale, sintz dere b Beetlolz flashybax heer, mite az whale flashy anuvver bak:
I’d like to be on ICHC
With my friends and postin’ comments on a thread.
We’d laugh and grin, without an end,
With our friends and postin’ comments on a thread.
I’d ask my friends to come and view
A LOLcat that I made just for you.
I’d like to be on ICHC
With my friends and postin’ comments on a thread.
We’d have a ball (ooh) away from it all, (ooh)
On our little hideaway beneath the LOLz. (ahh)
Sharing some jokes (ooh) with other folks, (ooh)
Postin’ comments on the threads beneath the LOLz. (ahh)
We would sing and dance around
Because we know it don’t make a sound.
I’d like to be on ICHC
With my friends and postin’ comments on a thread.
We might shout (ahh) and splort about (ooh)
The cuteness that lies within the pics.
(Lies within the LOLcat pics)
But there would be (ahh) one with the CCC (ooh)
Who’d care for us and get our poor heads fixed.
(Get our poor heads fixed)
We would be so happy you and me;
No trolls there can tell us what to do.
I’d like to be on ICHC
With my friends and postin’ comments with you.
With my friends and postin’ comments with you.
With my friends and postin’ comments with you.
Yay Kerri!
.
We goez 2gevver
Liek “rama-lama-lama ka-dingy-de-dingy-dong”
2gevver 4 ever
Liek “shu-bop-shu-wadda-wadda-yippy-de-boop-de-boop”
“Shang shang shangiddy-shang-she-bop”
We’ll awlwaiz B liek wun!
if teh orijinul creators donut mind, i wants to bring bakk a klassik frum teh Piggeh: In Conbersayshun show. Az performed by cweenmj, heerz LOLPIGGIAN RHAPSODY:
*deh ruum is pitch black wifowt a single photon tu shedding lite.
*deh peepz murmur amunst demselbez wundering wut iz happening.
*Suddenly, in a blinding flash uv lite,
*Cweenmj materializingz on deh stage
*amid smoke adn a rezownding thunderclap
*leebing deh awed~ee~ens stunned intu silence.
*Deh Cween iz indeed stunning in
*deh hip-hugging bell-bottomed blak lether britchez wif fringes down teh *owtside seamsz and deh pokkitz dekkerated wif shiny silver studz
*adn a wiyte satin blouse wif beaded flowerz front and bak.
cweenmj:
Is tihs teh reel lyfe?
No, is just fantasee
Welkum tu Cheezland
Yur escape frum reeyalitee
Wii sai “Ohai’s”
Flai up in teh skies wib Acmeee…
Man teh Cyoot Crash Cart, ai kneads mai C-H-R-G
Dere’s a gnu LOL, commints? No!
Ai sai “Ohai!”, Nawt Sekkund? No!
Annipuss wus teh fastest, meens wii kin go tu teh…
Ty Boooooteeeeek…
[lolpigburglar plays a solol awn teh peano]
cweenmj:
Scamper… awl arownd Cheezland
Teh Cheezfrends arr awl in bed…
Teh Nite Watchman’s heer insted…
SCAMPER! Wii has LAWTS ob phun!!!
Plz Ceiling Cat donut taek eet awl awai!
SCAMPER!!! OOOoooOOO [dots]
Teh Trolls trai tu maek us crai
but dey won’t be bakk agen tihs thyme tomorrow!
Commint on, yur fayborit LOL… adn snorgle teh bebbeh otters…
Guinness Piggeh:
Mai Cheezfrends, yur so full ob win!
Funneh, sweet adn o, SO kynd,
Teh plezhure, eet’s awl myne!
Goodnite, ebberybodeh! I has to go!
Gotta leebe yu awl behynd adn fais teh trooth…
SCAMPER! OOOoooOOO (she cawls adn teh pig goes)
Ai’m just a Phlonquais!
Ai sumthymes fink ai’ll nebber escaype at awl!
[Scrooge McPig does a Geetar Solol]
cweenmj:
Ai sees a littlol silhouetto ob a pig!
Scrooge McPig, Scrooge McPig, hims wheel nebber be free, No!
LCB adn Mick’s lips, berry BERRY frightening EEP!
Guinness Piggeh, lolpigburglar
Scrooge McPig, teh Cheezland Tour Guide
lolcatburglar, LOLCATBURGLAR! Let dem go-oh-oh-oh
Ai is just a poor pig, ai has no munnie!
Hims just a poor pig, alwais has a hongree!
Spare him sum noms, won, tu oar ELEBENTY!
Guinness Piggeh:
“LCB, ai has tu no, wheel yu let me go?”
* SMACK * Hedbat! “Ai wheel NAWT let yu go”
“let him go!”
* SMACK * Hedbat! “Ai wheel NAWT let yu go”
“let him go!”
* SMACK * Hedbat! “Ai wheel NAWT let yu go”
“LET MEH GO!”
“Wheel NAWT let yu go!”
“Lemme GO!”
“Wheel NAWT let yu go!”
“Lemme GO-oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!”
“NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!”
“lolcatburglar, LOLCATBURGLAR, LOLCATBURGLAR!!! LEMME GO!!!”
“Be-LCB-bub has a debil set asyde fur me…”
“…called Mi-ck…”
“…he’s SI-CK!!!”
[cweenmj brings down teh howse wib an awesome Geetar Solol]
Guinness Piggeh:
So yu finkso yu kin stawp meh frum nomming mai PY?
So yu finkso yu kin rub creem awn mai narrowed EYE?
OWLD… LAY-DEH! Lookit tihs OTTER, is BEBB-EH!
Mick donut POUT! Yur lip’s sticking rite owt tu HEER!
“OH YESH! OH YESH!”
“Mai talk show’s awl taht matters…”
“Aneewon kin sea…”
“…follow teh bebbeh otters…”
“…tu teh stoodio wib watters… (Elebenteeeeee)!”
last chanse to getting yor speshul limitd edishun BOBLOL-LIP MICK AKSUN FIGYURs wif amazing boblol-lip akshun!! yoo haz to see it to beleeve it!! only two munnies, all proseeds go to teh Giness Piggeh Fund to Get Rid Ob Pleh RLS an teh Reform-a-Trol Fowndayshun!! get tehm before theys gone!
*wispers* Ai nawt ‘posed to be up acuz ob minor procejure ai hadded todai, butt ai wanted to post ids.
*DK wanders to staj front adn luks owt at awl teh kool cheezpeeps still frolikking n playing n dansing. Her is waring royal blu corduroy bell boddums wif pink rikrak trim arownd the anklols, adn a tye-dye tee shurt. Her straps awn her red ‘lectric getar.*
Purplol Maize
Purplol maize all in my brain
Latley things just don’t seem the saem
Actin’ funny, but I don’t know teh norm
‘Scuse me while I nom dis corm
Purplol maize all around
Donut noes why it’s comin’ out of the ground
Am i hongree or in maizery?
Whatever it is, that corm put a spell on me.
Hapl mii, halp mii, oh noes!
*Wild frenetic getar solo*
Purplol maize awl in mai eyes
Donut now if it’s day or night
You’ve got me nommin’, nommin mai corm
Is it tomorrow or just teh end ob this morn?
hopeso kimkiwi won’t mind, heerz anovver wun ob her songs (a classik frum teh LOL Songs on teh Cheez Town Cryer): Barf on Yore Chayre (sunged to teh toon of Symon nd Garfunklol’s “Scarborough Fair.”)
Ai iz goink to barf on yore chayre
Gras nd weeds, harbls nd sliem
Merembur pls not to sitz daown tehre
But iffin yew do teh folt not be mien
Ai haz eetid sum bad fuds ai finkso
Frum a tin wot kostid a diem
Aiz not liek hoominz, karnt barf in teh sink so
Moev out da wae cos itz barfink tiem
Otay tehn, ai’ll barf on yore bed
Leev a big patch colored liek liem
Dont luk at me nd shaek yore hed
Iz not liek ai haz dun a criem
Ai iz goink to barf sumweer
Maek a mess in a playse taht is priem
Butt ai noes goink to tel yew wheer
Yew’ll find owt in yore own gud tiem.
Ohai Chessie! I iz teh sorree 2 b heerin bowt ur tummee pleh.
.
I maydid a LOLcat dat rimynz me uv U — hoap it maykz U feline beddurer:
ht tp://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=5083510
(tayk owt da spays)
Teh wurd wur dun bai Meezer Mom an ai taut ai wud tri tu sings it
Up on stage, teh spotliet piks out Meezer Mom in a sparkly miniskurt and staight, shiny hair that she set on oranj juis cans and long bangs ober her eys and lots of eye makeup. Now awl teh lites come up and she’s singing with the Flufferson Hareplane! Ober teh drone uv teh bass she starts their beeg heet—Whiet Bunneh:
This nip makes you larger,
And that nip makes you small.
But the nip your kitty gives you
Means he loves you, and that’s all.
Go ask LC
When she’s at the mall.
And if you go chasing mousies,
And you know you’re going to fall
Tell ‘em a Guinness-sipping guinea pig
Has tripped you in the hall
Go ask LC
If she’ll take your call.
When stoopy pleh real life
Starts to dim your rosy glow
And you’ve just had some kind of LOL fix
And you want to stay mellow
Go ask LC
I think she’ll know –
Where logic and proportion
Have fallen stoopy dead,
And your kids are talking backward
And the housework lies ahead
Remember what the wise Maus said
Keep your head
Right in bed.
ZZZZZZZZZ
Kerri/Grace – Outstanding! Great voice and outstanding lyrics – got a full on LOL out of the “Guinness-sipping guinea pig” stanza. Gonna go take the wise Maus’ advice now:)
Othx guys *gigglolz* didn’t tink tu comes bak an chek fur commints Ai habbent sung in soooo lawng, is tu much fun nawt tu Ai be heer awl day an ai doez taek reqwest
Oh, wow, doods…feelin a littul groggee dis too-brite Awgust mornin … Whut – it bees September? Oh, man … did I miss ennyfing? *sigh*
Wate – whose shurt is dis dat Im wearin?
Im gettin tu old for dis.
I missded teh cheezstock
Butt I writed a song foar it, teh berry nawtsekkund day I posted a commint here. So dis be a song foar luvly lurkers too shy to cum in. And it is dedicated to all those cheezpeeps that gived me a berry warm welcum awn my berry nawtsekkund day here: Upfi, annipuss, Nennepus, Griffyn, Duffy, catena, booklion and Jeremy (Iz hoping I nawt forgotted n-e-one. If I did, pwease 2 forgive me!).
Wif apolologies to Petula Clark…
If ur alone and lief is making u lonely
u can awlways go
to cheezland.
When u’ve got worrys
the cheezpeeps all hurry
try to halp I know
in cheezland.
U kin b watching all their lols
and reading all their commints
trying all teh gushifoods
teh peeplols there be nommins
how can u lose?
Teh light’s so much brighter there
u can talk ’bout ur troubles
and get luvin’ care
in cheeeeezland
things will b greee-heeat
in cheeeeezland
eberyone’s waitig for youhuuuuu
…in cheezland.
Don’t hang around and let ur problums surround u
there are luvly peeps
in cheezland.
Surely I know there is a place where they go
and they nebur leave:
cheezland.
Just listen to teh songs at all teh mewsical advenchures,
go visiting teh naughty barn where quite some people venture
happy again .
Teh light’s so much brighter there
u can talk ’bout ur troubles
and get luvin’ care
go to cheeeeezlaand
that’s where teh nice pees go
cheeeeezlaand
wait’n for u to show
cheeeeezlaand
you’re goona feel alright the-heere
…in cheezland.
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♪ ♬ ♪ ♬ ♪
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♪ ♬ ♪ ♬ ♪
And u will find somebody kind to halp and unnerstand u
someone who is jest liek u who found this happiplace
and lubs to share lols.
I hope that I see u there
we can forget all our troubles
forget all our cares
meet in cheeeeezlaaand
things are jest great
we’re in cheeezlaaand
don’t wait a minute moar
cheeeezlaaand
everyone’s waitin’ foar uu-huuuu
…cheezland.
…cheezland.
ai ain’t taht hungrry
Congrats, Kerri!
Othx annipuss
yu tu!
conga ratz, yu tu!
ooh kerri yew iz leedin the brayd wiff anni & catena!
Woot…woot!
ai wich diz lol wuz ai bideeoh – ai wans tu noe wut da kittehs dyd. Williboi wuld be innit pule butt prolly sink da plait uv gushifuds
Wow Kerri, yu rite up there on tawp, eben after all teh egg-site-mints of teh Cheezstawk consert!
Congrats adn peas adn lubs to awl
{{{{{{cheezfrenz}}}}}
iz nawt ober yet izit? iz ony ben 2 lolz, we suppozed tu do 3 rite?
*ai dun wanna puttz mai nip awayz yet*
Conga ratz U loshunz, Kerri! Um, R U reelee nawt teh hongree, oar iz dat jess ur kawmint? Cuz ifn U nawt B teh hongree, den haow we gunna sillybrayt ur nawt-sekkund n brayd wif annipuss n catena?
aiz nawt taht hungreh tu gets in teh wadder butt ai dun see eny wader heer
K den!! Watchoo gunna can haz?
hmmm less see… ai liek teh chokolyt pi an teh ruubarb pi… ai kneow ai can has boff!
*munchez awn teh pi* yu wanna share wif meh?
O yesh — I cukz reelee grate chokklit-chip pi n strawdberree roobarb pi (IRL, awlsew
)
*rolls out portable dessert bar*
Heer y’ar — awl kindza pi n lawtsa uvver sweet guddeez 2! Happy nawt-sekkund n brayd!
*nomnomnomnomnomnomnom*
OK, heers teh plan: we drinx awl teh warters; tehn we pees in hims shoos; tehn we nom teh gushifuds!
Noe, affer u!
nauw datz wot ai calz gushee
yu fink iz trik tu baff teh kittehz?
Ai fink iz jus tew tek pictur!
dat wud beh gud guezz OM
Ai bet sum oggie wil cumober an nom dis fud. *shakes head vigorously- one two many brownies*
No, after yu Ed.
GMTA mmm!
ooh da ayre bee fresche n kleen in dis lol
yep, i spent teh last two LOLz tryin not to inhale
LM – r yu sayin yew puffed butt dyd nawt inhale?
well, i huffd n puffd during teh callypitter rayse, iz taht wut yoo meen?
swirrleez in 3….2…..1….
Um … wen ai sed “Will swim fur fuds,” ai wuz teezin.
Hmm. Wunner wat kinda punishment da kittehs gonna hand owt tu da owner fu dis “lil joke”.
Ai fink it iz a rottin trikk 2 plai awn teh kittehs. Ai’m shore dat dey wull get ribenj!
waed ing fur dinner???????
**Red pokes hur hed in**
Ohai!
Did I miss teh partee?
Ai fink so. Ai aboydid it `coz Ai noed nuffin `bowt Wudstokk. (Ai wus slitelee preggerz at teh tiem an had uvver fings awn mai mynd!)
Ohai, Anni!
I wuz onlee 2 wen teh ‘ridjinlol wun happind.
Oh wayle, I will has to go reedin abowt it an libs vikaryuslee frew my frenz.
I wuz ownlee siks bak den, butt (!) dat nawt b teh stawpin me frum havvin teh funz wif da rest uvvem 2dai!
Ai reeded sum uv it, but dere wuz so much dat Ai cudn’t keep up!
Dey type fastur den u kin reed, Anni?
Not yooshullee, but Ai haz a tyred an a heddake an doan’t noe much uf teh myoozik frum dat tiem an juss fownd Ai wuz owt uv mai depff!
Sowwy u feline bad, fren. {{{Anni}}}
I iz feline berry unsettlold an restliss, an nawt kno purr-zaklee why.
U juss moobed hoem? Dat iz enuff 2 maek u unsettuld, Aifink.
Nope, I mooved outta hoam! Gots my own playse agin, fank CC.
I jes been inna weerd (alrite, weerdur den yooshual) mood latelee.
Iz still a lief chaynj – fur teh beddur, praps, but still an upheebul!
(eben if yoo dont kno teh songs, yoo kan still laffing at all teh peeps hoo haded too much nip!)
**eers perk up**
Nip? Did sumwun say “nip”?
I can has? **hur axks wif a hoapful**
oh, an donut forgit teh callypidder rayse on teh “ripe lolcats” LOL (wun before dis), starts rite after elsa_mama’s song. so iz many fings eben for peeples hoo wuznt at woodstokk (i wuznt eben 7, my momma an daddeh wuldnt hab let me go eben if i knowd wut it wuz) or duznt kno teh songs!
Sum peepz are gonna be feline reel bad wen tehy wayk up aifinkso
I be feline bad awn moarnins wen I gots to go to werk, butt it yooshulee has nuffin to do wif wut I did oar nawt did teh nite befoar!
Oh hai Red!!! I just gottid deh mail and guess wut wuz in deh mail fur mii!!?!?!??!?!?!?! A lubblee burfday card!!! wif a crown!! I b wearing deh crown rite now!!!! Schmooooooooze tu yooooooze!!! Fankeee!
Ur welkum!
Sowwy it be so layt.
U lyk ur card?
Lubz it!! i shuda noen dat if ennee wun kud find a kard wif a YNG doeing deh Iryning, it wud b u!!! :snerk:
{{{{{{{rhsb}}}}}}}
U shud see teh wun I sended 3km.
Wen I fownded teh YNG card, I thot it wuz teh PURRFEK foar u!
What???? There reelee IZ a card?? Wif a YNG ininig???
YES!!!! Adn I haz it!!! :smug:
Ohai Redd! Dey’z awlwaiz uh pardee heer awn ICHC! We haz bin poastin sawngz n stufz sintz nune. Luk at da lastist 2 LOLz n U kin C watt fun we can haz! Da nune LOL gotted obber 500 kawmintz! Butt (!) dat duzzn’t meen U cayn’t poast enny noo sawngz heer — feal free 2 poast awai!!
Ohai, Aahz!
Dis sawng nawt inna Wudstok era, butt iz teh eerwurm I has been havvin: Red’s eerwurm
Iz ‘K, Red — sevrul uv da sawngz poastid nawt b frum da ‘rijinul Wudstok era eevur. I jess poastid uh taykawf uv da Beetlolz’ “Octopus’ Garden” at da ind uv da preebeeyuss LOL, n it wuzzn’t Wudstok-era. Da hole poynt iz 2 b havvin teh funz!
I’m shur sumwun postid dis wun, butt iz my fabrit frum Wudstok: Linkee
I can even do teh spazmadik dansin lyk Joe duz!
Shuld wii move teh partee tu yur new plaice?
Yesh!
Y’all can come halp me unpak teh elebenty millyun bockses!
Rite now, I’ve runned away to get sum fuds an yoose dere WiFi, cuz I nawt has innernets at hoam yet.
Oh, an I finkso teh nawt-sekkund non-relaytid male in my playse gonna be Senor Cuervo!
Iz hii a friend uf yurs?
Oh, yesh!
I nawt can do bodka (ennymoar), cuz it ABSOLUT-lee has kikked my butt moar den wunse!
Well, I hazza restraynen order gainst Jose, Jack, and Jim. Dey nawt allowed wiffin a hunnert feets uf mii. Wii nawt git alawng.
**eies lite up**
I finkso I has sum Lynchburg Lemminaydez inna fridj! Mebbe I has dem insted of teh Jose.
**hassa pondur**
Mmmm, tahy remindez mii, ai can has sum ob Mister Jameson’s finest elixir sumwhare araond heer…awn teh rawks, yummylishus (hic)1
Jack an ai had a beeeg fite yeerz ago. Jack winned. Ai hazzint talked to him since.
Peech Schnapps is eben werse.
*feels a bit ill just finkin uv Peech Schnapps*
*hunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstrayten**hunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstrayten*
Iz da rase dunned yet? iz tired … cwashes inta ta pool and has a rest!! I dun– no mores *hunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstrayten* furr mii …
*snorez …ZZZZZzzzzzzz….*
ifinkso i ended teh rayse wen i krasheded into (wut wuz at teh time) teh end ob teh last thred.
EM, Ifinkso yu winned!
We is awl winners! Tho Ai finkso we lorst Upfi awn teh wai – ich is lyk, far owt man, cos she lyk rilly is a cattypillar!
ai wuz gigglolin at yu guyz sumfin ferce! it waz tu kyoot fur mah ai amost splorted!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Mmhmm? Wot?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Dis is fur awl yu acidkatz… iz small flashbak ob mai sawg
o kay, ai dids dis reeely quik but ai fink iz nawt bads *takes liddle moor nip an jumps awn teh stage*
Teh Baileygogz iz gunna halp me, yu redy Baileygogz *hims nodnodnods*
o kay lets hab sum fun fun fun
*yellow litez ar shinnin awn teh stage an Baileygogz starts acktin owt teh sawng as Kerri singz it*
(peez tu forgibs meh Mr Beetlez an ai hopez yu awl enjoy teh flashbak)
In teh pace taht ai wuz born
libbed a goggeh dat fells aseep
am him dreemed ob a fun wurld
in teh land we kno as cheez
so him wakd aroun teh town
tills him met a purdy cween
an hur laffed beneaf teh starz
abowt a yello L. O. L.
(spellz it owt insteads ub sayin it as a wurd)
We awl laff at
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
We awl laff at
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
An owr frends r awl aroun
many moor ub dem in uddr blogz
an the laffs ar on teh wai
*Q bunneh trumpitz an goggeh drummerz adn teh squurlz hab teh cymbolz adn tey march rown teh stage in funneh yello kostumez*
We awl laff at
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
We awl laff at
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
*Q teh bubblez an teh flutterbaiz an teh dancin furretz*
Az weh lib a lief ub laffs (lief ub laffs)
eberywun ub uz (eberywun ub uz)
iz full ub luv (full ub luv)
skiez ub blu (skiez ub blu)
an feeld ub green (feeld ub green)
an we laff awl thru teh dais
We awl laff at
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
We awl laff at
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
*eberywun dansdansdans togeder awn teh stage*
We awl laff at
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
We awl laff at
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
*eberybuddeh keeps singins as tey march off stage an roun teh crowd tills yu nawt heer dem enymoors*
taht iz a most egg salad song, kerri!!
Kerri yu sings byootifulmusly – adn teh Baileygogz duz teh akchuns so grayt!
*clappity clappity furr teh yello-ello-ell sawng*
clappity clappity aplolsauce applolsauce! Kerri yu ar ossim adn full of win!
*blushz* Othx MM
iz lawt ub fun an ai lieks meh sum fun yup!
Whale, sintz dere b Beetlolz flashybax heer, mite az whale flashy anuvver bak:
I’d like to be on ICHC
With my friends and postin’ comments on a thread.
We’d laugh and grin, without an end,
With our friends and postin’ comments on a thread.
I’d ask my friends to come and view
A LOLcat that I made just for you.
I’d like to be on ICHC
With my friends and postin’ comments on a thread.
We’d have a ball (ooh) away from it all, (ooh)
On our little hideaway beneath the LOLz. (ahh)
Sharing some jokes (ooh) with other folks, (ooh)
Postin’ comments on the threads beneath the LOLz. (ahh)
We would sing and dance around
Because we know it don’t make a sound.
I’d like to be on ICHC
With my friends and postin’ comments on a thread.
Ah-ah-ah,
Ah-ah-ah,
Ah-ah-ah,
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah,
Ah-ah-ah-ah.
We might shout (ahh) and splort about (ooh)
The cuteness that lies within the pics.
(Lies within the LOLcat pics)
But there would be (ahh) one with the CCC (ooh)
Who’d care for us and get our poor heads fixed.
(Get our poor heads fixed)
We would be so happy you and me;
No trolls there can tell us what to do.
I’d like to be on ICHC
With my friends and postin’ comments with you.
With my friends and postin’ comments with you.
With my friends and postin’ comments with you.
aifinkso dey go togeder purrrfecktly Aahz!
Yay Kerri!
.
We goez 2gevver
Liek “rama-lama-lama ka-dingy-de-dingy-dong”
2gevver 4 ever
Liek “shu-bop-shu-wadda-wadda-yippy-de-boop-de-boop”
“Shang shang shangiddy-shang-she-bop”
We’ll awlwaiz B liek wun!
I iz spryzded dat noewun haz dun “I Iz Da LOLrus” yet…
Let’s get finking abaot taht!
I wantz mai bukkit,
I wantz mai bukkit,
I iz da LOLrus! koo koo ka choo
yay aahz!! taht iz win an awsum!! *clappptiy clappity clappity*
Ai lik dis songg an ai lik singin it wit ewe! Mai OP likz it tew!
Clapitee-clap! Wootie-woot!
egg salad kerri. taht wuz teh greeeaaattt. wow, luk at taht lass werd trail****
if teh orijinul creators donut mind, i wants to bring bakk a klassik frum teh Piggeh: In Conbersayshun show. Az performed by cweenmj, heerz LOLPIGGIAN RHAPSODY:
*deh ruum is pitch black wifowt a single photon tu shedding lite.
*deh peepz murmur amunst demselbez wundering wut iz happening.
*Suddenly, in a blinding flash uv lite,
*Cweenmj materializingz on deh stage
*amid smoke adn a rezownding thunderclap
*leebing deh awed~ee~ens stunned intu silence.
*Deh Cween iz indeed stunning in
*deh hip-hugging bell-bottomed blak lether britchez wif fringes down teh *owtside seamsz and deh pokkitz dekkerated wif shiny silver studz
*adn a wiyte satin blouse wif beaded flowerz front and bak.
cweenmj:
Is tihs teh reel lyfe?
No, is just fantasee
Welkum tu Cheezland
Yur escape frum reeyalitee
Wii sai “Ohai’s”
Flai up in teh skies wib Acmeee…
Man teh Cyoot Crash Cart, ai kneads mai C-H-R-G
Dere’s a gnu LOL, commints? No!
Ai sai “Ohai!”, Nawt Sekkund? No!
Annipuss wus teh fastest, meens wii kin go tu teh…
Ty Boooooteeeeek…
[lolpigburglar plays a solol awn teh peano]
cweenmj:
Scamper… awl arownd Cheezland
Teh Cheezfrends arr awl in bed…
Teh Nite Watchman’s heer insted…
SCAMPER! Wii has LAWTS ob phun!!!
Plz Ceiling Cat donut taek eet awl awai!
SCAMPER!!! OOOoooOOO [dots]
Teh Trolls trai tu maek us crai
but dey won’t be bakk agen tihs thyme tomorrow!
Commint on, yur fayborit LOL… adn snorgle teh bebbeh otters…
Guinness Piggeh:
Mai Cheezfrends, yur so full ob win!
Funneh, sweet adn o, SO kynd,
Teh plezhure, eet’s awl myne!
Goodnite, ebberybodeh! I has to go!
Gotta leebe yu awl behynd adn fais teh trooth…
SCAMPER! OOOoooOOO (she cawls adn teh pig goes)
Ai’m just a Phlonquais!
Ai sumthymes fink ai’ll nebber escaype at awl!
[Scrooge McPig does a Geetar Solol]
cweenmj:
Ai sees a littlol silhouetto ob a pig!
Scrooge McPig, Scrooge McPig, hims wheel nebber be free, No!
LCB adn Mick’s lips, berry BERRY frightening EEP!
Guinness Piggeh, lolpigburglar
Scrooge McPig, teh Cheezland Tour Guide
lolcatburglar, LOLCATBURGLAR! Let dem go-oh-oh-oh
Ai is just a poor pig, ai has no munnie!
Hims just a poor pig, alwais has a hongree!
Spare him sum noms, won, tu oar ELEBENTY!
Guinness Piggeh:
“LCB, ai has tu no, wheel yu let me go?”
* SMACK * Hedbat! “Ai wheel NAWT let yu go”
“let him go!”
* SMACK * Hedbat! “Ai wheel NAWT let yu go”
“let him go!”
* SMACK * Hedbat! “Ai wheel NAWT let yu go”
“LET MEH GO!”
“Wheel NAWT let yu go!”
“Lemme GO!”
“Wheel NAWT let yu go!”
“Lemme GO-oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!”
“NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!”
“lolcatburglar, LOLCATBURGLAR, LOLCATBURGLAR!!! LEMME GO!!!”
“Be-LCB-bub has a debil set asyde fur me…”
“…called Mi-ck…”
“…he’s SI-CK!!!”
[cweenmj brings down teh howse wib an awesome Geetar Solol]
Guinness Piggeh:
So yu finkso yu kin stawp meh frum nomming mai PY?
So yu finkso yu kin rub creem awn mai narrowed EYE?
OWLD… LAY-DEH! Lookit tihs OTTER, is BEBB-EH!
Mick donut POUT! Yur lip’s sticking rite owt tu HEER!
“OH YESH! OH YESH!”
“Mai talk show’s awl taht matters…”
“Aneewon kin sea…”
“…follow teh bebbeh otters…”
“…tu teh stoodio wib watters… (Elebenteeeeee)!”
cweenmj:
Aneewai, teh pig goes:
“pfffffft!”
(pee ess: i wuz not responsiblol for dis, i just finked its win an awsum an deserbs a on core)
on core and on core agin – dis is indeed egg-salad adn awsum – fanks lunarmommy furr shayrin it!
YAY! That iz eggcellent! I missed it teh nawt-sekkund tyme it aired!
Ai has no had dis much laffin an fun ina long time! Des Cheezpeepz!
Ai finkz ewer awl wunnerfal!
last chanse to getting yor speshul limitd edishun BOBLOL-LIP MICK AKSUN FIGYURs wif amazing boblol-lip akshun!! yoo haz to see it to beleeve it!! only two munnies, all proseeds go to teh Giness Piggeh Fund to Get Rid Ob Pleh RLS an teh Reform-a-Trol Fowndayshun!! get tehm before theys gone!
ai liek taht Reform-a-Trol idea… ai gibs yu elebenty munniez fur taht wun!
oahi everywun! sinse ai donut see KimKiwi ennywher around, ai will postify wun uv her Cheezstock songs heer if that’s OK wiv u guise…
Ohai there Cheezypeeps
LOLling at the Cheezstock Festival
Nobody who’s here need worry about their Real Lives
pleh pleh pleh!
Ohai there Cheezypeeps
Sit right back and just enjoy the show
Time is gonna fly because we’ll be having so much fun
There’s lots of yummy fuds and catnip for us to try
But stay away from the orange nip tabs – they’re poison
Ohai there Cheezypeeps
Sing along iffin you know the words
Give each other schmoos and oh,
real life will see
The love we have
for our Cheezyfrends
*Kimkiwi starts to whistle as the musical interlude*
*Runs out of breath*
*Passes out*
*Stage weaslols remove unconscious kiwi to back stage*
fank yoo tessm!! i’z glad yoo postifyed dis for kimkiwiw, wuld hab hated to miss owt on it!
I heerd dis sawng whiel sittin inna drive-thru at lunsch.
Maded me finkso abowt a berry speshul fren….**sighs dreamilee**
Dis wun be teh romantikklol, I finkso.
*wispers* Ai nawt ‘posed to be up acuz ob minor procejure ai hadded todai, butt ai wanted to post ids.
*DK wanders to staj front adn luks owt at awl teh kool cheezpeeps still frolikking n playing n dansing. Her is waring royal blu corduroy bell boddums wif pink rikrak trim arownd the anklols, adn a tye-dye tee shurt. Her straps awn her red ‘lectric getar.*
Purplol Maize
Purplol maize all in my brain
Latley things just don’t seem the saem
Actin’ funny, but I don’t know teh norm
‘Scuse me while I nom dis corm
Purplol maize all around
Donut noes why it’s comin’ out of the ground
Am i hongree or in maizery?
Whatever it is, that corm put a spell on me.
Hapl mii, halp mii, oh noes!
*Wild frenetic getar solo*
Purplol maize awl in mai eyes
Donut now if it’s day or night
You’ve got me nommin’, nommin mai corm
Is it tomorrow or just teh end ob this morn?
Hapl mii, halp mii, oh noes!
*staggers off staj*
*flicks Bic, pops purple corms*
taht iz awsum DK! yoo haz goned abuv an beyond teh call ob doody.
*tukks sawftie blankie arownd DK* now yoo goze bakk to bed an gets yor rest an gets all better!
Mmmm…. sawftie blankie…. fanks LM!!!
*trails off to teh cowch wif a happeh*
*grabz diamund kitteh b4 shii fawlz down.*
kum ober heer adn sitting on deh kumfee chair. I finso u haz had enuff nip fur now!
Butt.. butt… ai hasn’t had ENEE todai! Reely! *aboids lukking directlee at cween*
hopeso kimkiwi won’t mind, heerz anovver wun ob her songs (a classik frum teh LOL Songs on teh Cheez Town Cryer): Barf on Yore Chayre (sunged to teh toon of Symon nd Garfunklol’s “Scarborough Fair.”)
Ai iz goink to barf on yore chayre
Gras nd weeds, harbls nd sliem
Merembur pls not to sitz daown tehre
But iffin yew do teh folt not be mien
Ai haz eetid sum bad fuds ai finkso
Frum a tin wot kostid a diem
Aiz not liek hoominz, karnt barf in teh sink so
Moev out da wae cos itz barfink tiem
Otay tehn, ai’ll barf on yore bed
Leev a big patch colored liek liem
Dont luk at me nd shaek yore hed
Iz not liek ai haz dun a criem
Ai iz goink to barf sumweer
Maek a mess in a playse taht is priem
Butt ai noes goink to tel yew wheer
Yew’ll find owt in yore own gud tiem.
@@@@, taht is tew funneee
(speshully since I stepped in a hairbll last nite)
ROFLMAOTIPIFlannik!
Okai….dat mayd mii LOL.
Srsly.
Jus sang eet tu mai hubbee…
An ai just sang it to mice elf!!!
Thiz ix a GRATE taim to be bringing in awl teh gud sawngs!!
Frenz, I finkso I’m gonna go hoam, sit awn my pat-e-yo, has a breevin treetmint, an get akwayntid wif ethur Jose oar Jack.
Ennywun wanna join me? **luuks arown wif a hoapful**
**heers krikkets chirpin**
Ah well, I’m goin hoam now.
I leev y’all wif dis song.
I woulds join ya buts (hee) I has tummi pleh.
Not quite “Barf on yer chair” but close…
I’ll joyne you just as soon as I escapify from pleh werk!
Ohai Chessie! I iz teh sorree 2 b heerin bowt ur tummee pleh.
.
I maydid a LOLcat dat rimynz me uv U — hoap it maykz U feline beddurer:
ht tp://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=5083510
(tayk owt da spays)
ai hopez yu get teh intertubs in soon Red
Ai has wun moor nipflashbak comin up.. iz nawt mai sawg butt(!) ai lieks it so ai trieded tu do it..
Teh wurd wur dun bai Meezer Mom an ai taut ai wud tri tu sings it
Up on stage, teh spotliet piks out Meezer Mom in a sparkly miniskurt and staight, shiny hair that she set on oranj juis cans and long bangs ober her eys and lots of eye makeup. Now awl teh lites come up and she’s singing with the Flufferson Hareplane! Ober teh drone uv teh bass she starts their beeg heet—Whiet Bunneh:
This nip makes you larger,
And that nip makes you small.
But the nip your kitty gives you
Means he loves you, and that’s all.
Go ask LC
When she’s at the mall.
And if you go chasing mousies,
And you know you’re going to fall
Tell ‘em a Guinness-sipping guinea pig
Has tripped you in the hall
Go ask LC
If she’ll take your call.
When stoopy pleh real life
Starts to dim your rosy glow
And you’ve just had some kind of LOL fix
And you want to stay mellow
Go ask LC
I think she’ll know –
Where logic and proportion
Have fallen stoopy dead,
And your kids are talking backward
And the housework lies ahead
Remember what the wise Maus said
Keep your head
Right in bed.
ZZZZZZZZZ
Kerri/Grace – Outstanding! Great voice and outstanding lyrics – got a full on LOL out of the “Guinness-sipping guinea pig” stanza. Gonna go take the wise Maus’ advice now:)
Elebenty burgers tu you!
Dis wus brilliunt!
an elebenty burgers to MM for the lyrics too!
Othx guys *gigglolz* didn’t tink tu comes bak an chek fur commints
Ai habbent sung in soooo lawng, is tu much fun nawt tu
Ai be heer awl day an ai doez taek reqwest
Dats nawt lolz pitshure, iz sads pitshure.
omg emmzz you did a great job hope you get alot of visters ok well keep up your doing good bye
Teh kittehs leff meh suprize in meh slipprz 4 dis!
bob always goes first…. otherwise… what’s the point of being bob?
Oh, wow, doods…feelin a littul groggee dis too-brite Awgust mornin … Whut – it bees September? Oh, man … did I miss ennyfing? *sigh*
Wate – whose shurt is dis dat Im wearin?
Im gettin tu old for dis.
Lol Duffy! it wuz a grate konsert wasn’t it?
that is actually funny
*rabbit shyly hops on stage*
Ohai!
I missded teh cheezstock
Butt I writed a song foar it, teh berry nawtsekkund day I posted a commint here. So dis be a song foar luvly lurkers too shy to cum in. And it is dedicated to all those cheezpeeps that gived me a berry warm welcum awn my berry nawtsekkund day here: Upfi, annipuss, Nennepus, Griffyn, Duffy, catena, booklion and Jeremy (Iz hoping I nawt forgotted n-e-one. If I did, pwease 2 forgive me!).
Wif apolologies to Petula Clark…
If ur alone and lief is making u lonely
u can awlways go
to cheezland.
When u’ve got worrys
the cheezpeeps all hurry
try to halp I know
in cheezland.
U kin b watching all their lols
and reading all their commints
trying all teh gushifoods
teh peeplols there be nommins
how can u lose?
Teh light’s so much brighter there
u can talk ’bout ur troubles
and get luvin’ care
in cheeeeezland
things will b greee-heeat
in cheeeeezland
eberyone’s waitig for youhuuuuu
…in cheezland.
Don’t hang around and let ur problums surround u
.
there are luvly peeps
in cheezland.
Surely I know there is a place where they go
and they nebur leave:
cheezland.
Just listen to teh songs at all teh mewsical advenchures,
go visiting teh naughty barn where quite some people venture
happy again
Teh light’s so much brighter there
u can talk ’bout ur troubles
and get luvin’ care
go to cheeeeezlaand
that’s where teh nice pees go
cheeeeezlaand
wait’n for u to show
cheeeeezlaand
you’re goona feel alright the-heere
…in cheezland.
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♪ ♬ ♪ ♬ ♪
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♪ ♬ ♪ ♬ ♪
And u will find somebody kind to halp and unnerstand u
someone who is jest liek u who found this happiplace
and lubs to share lols.
I hope that I see u there
we can forget all our troubles
forget all our cares
meet in cheeeeezlaaand
things are jest great
we’re in cheeezlaaand
don’t wait a minute moar
cheeeezlaaand
everyone’s waitin’ foar uu-huuuu
…cheezland.
…cheezland.
*fade out*
*curtsey*
kthanxbai!
*hopsawaywifakwikness*
big big appawwws!!!! woohooo *foxy whissl*
taht wuz grate Honeycake! Wuz beins wurf teh wait yup yup aifinkso! aifink dis beh wun ub mai faborites *happitayl*
Ooh, fanku berry much, Kerri!
{{Kerri}}
Woot~woot~woot! Wunnerfal song! cheeeeeeezlaaaand! LubLubLub!
fanku!!
Eggsalad!
fanku!
*nomnomnom*
mmmm… delishus!
{{{{{hcr}}}}} That wuz GRATE!!!!
An yoo did it JUST rite!
Oh, ai’m so glad yoo told bee yoo had a sawng. Waht a pitteee it wud hav bin had we mist this wun!!!
@@@@@ @@@@@ @@@@@ elbentee!!
fanku so much, Janet! {{{Janet}}}
Iz glad u tolded me to post it!