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gonna drawp!!!!
Congrats, catena!
tankee!
adn conga rats awn teh freewai ty wif yu adn PB!!!
teh ty butik has lawts awf nete stuf lef behin yesturdai…eet bii teh ty consignmun shawp tudai!
K. Ai mai hab tu sift threw teh beedz adn stuf. Ooh! Sum Beetlols recods! Thx !!11!
*whispurrs*
BBC radio 2 has had a Beetlol bank holololyday – lotsa programs wif an about the beetlols on friedegg, caturday, funday and mundane – just klikk onda dates tu find dem! they bee there for 7 days from brood kasting day…
*whispurrs bak*
Thx Nenne. Fownd em !
*sigh* You’re really getting annoying… you’ve been asked politely, multiple times, to please not use reply unless you’re replying to what someone else said. You persistently post very brief comments as high up on the thread as you can, on every thread, just one. My conclusion, you’re simply using it as advertising space.
This is a less polite request. Please stop doing this. The Cheezes collectively are generally pretty responsive to being informed of annoying behaviour.
Ai’m finkin dis poster duzzent ebben cum bak to reed ovver commints wonce he haz posted – mite be gud ideer to put tihs commint on next lol BEFOAR himz posting. Juss a sujeschun
Oar ask teh cheezes to contact him….
Oar, just goes to HIS website and spam HIS message board.
U haz teh topp spot ! Congaratz Catene
Goggie’s hedd iz berry hebby!
Dat cuz goggies ded weigt. Hmf.
(nawt relly)
goggie almoast gott mee.. halp
Fur just wun breef momint, Tabbeh rekunsidered hiz professhunal kawling of being a goggie dental assistant.
gremlin! elebenty!
culdz get wet wifout drool protector.
Whoops! didn’t see kvnnsgrrl alreddy mayde teh drool commint daon below.
As I always say, wun good drool commint deserbs anuther!
Yay! A three-way braid! Conga-rats to catena, anni and PB! I brought some banana nut muffins, coffee and tea for the crowd. Enjoy, then off to the ty booteek with you….
Thx!
TY!
Thx KJ !
* Taykes banananan nutty miffon adn sum cawfee *
* nom nom slurp (oops) sip sip sip sip *
Kitteh push-upz. Deir haz tu b an eeziyur wai!
Teh drool dam is abowt to brake! Run for yur libes!!!
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*hands kvnsgrrl an umbrellah*
*and a shamwow; heck, make it 2!*
thx! Nuther baf todai, do not want!
o.O Eeewwww!!!! Do Nawt Want!!!
*runsawaiwifakwikniss*
Itz ful ob effert adn shtruglol adn shtrain
adn sew menny werdz ai canot xplane …..
And teh frunt pawz holdin on for deer life, whyl teh bak pawz is gittin reddy for teh Bunneh Kix of Deth . . .
Sign this kitteh for the Lolympics weight-lifting team!
Got me a big ol dog down at the store
They said he’d protect me, and what’s more
He’d be a companion for me and my cat
So I took him home, and that was that
Only now we work for him, day and night
He won’t do a thing, wrong or right
And my cat is employed, holding up his jowls
But we’re all fairly fine, and nobody growls
whoo-hoo!
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a bouquet of burgers tu you!!!
*shrug*
you get teh drift
Bouquet so pretty to look at
but must take a bite!
Thanks for the extra cheez
(they won’t last the night!)
Psst…nennepus
Tew halp wif teh ascii art, try putting HTML “code” tags around it.
Like dis:
<code>@ @ @ @ @ @</code>
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<code>v v v v v v</code>
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It will make awl yor characters the same width:
@ @ @ @ @ @| | | | | || | | | | |v v v v v v| | | | | |ooh – thanks!
but how did u know that I wus gonna ask u for a tip?!?!
There were wooden nicklolz in mai pawkits wen ai put awn mai pants dis mornin’? **shrugs**
Ooh!!!! Mini burgers on sticks! Cheezburger appetizers, FTW! *runs by fast; grabs a mini burger* NOM!!!
O hai, guise! Just real quick cuz I is back in teh Real Life today, but I wanna thank errybody who halped make Cheezstock so full of win. Teh musics was above and beyond teh call of groovy, teh fuds was teh nomalicious, and there was no fights and no arrestifications! Yay, Cheezfrenz!
*PB pawses frum wotchin Cheezstock replay*
Yay LCB fore gud directifying wruk !!
Directifier, schmirectifier. Is like herding cats, u knoe? Without all teh attendees, vendors, pro artists, con artists, Port-O-Flannik technicians, ect., Cheezstock could not have been teh success.
Teh concert is being replayed all day today on teh LCB Channel. It starts here, continues here, and winds down here.
kthxbuyatshirt!
*crawls into lol wifasloness*
Oooo mai hed hurts – wowee dat woz sum consert
Conga rats to awl teh arteests furr teh maost fantasticaboolus purr-for-mints tehy put on, furr teh mag-niffy-scent costooms, furr teh imaginashuns adn teh clebberness wiv wurds to re-rite teh golden owldy sawngs, adn furr teh purrfik organisachunlols.
Fanks ebberyboddeh it woz grayt!
Nao ai haz to go an ly down again wiv teh egg-horse-chums.
It was really wonderful, wasn’t it!? I culd only play a liddlol yestiday, but I went back in this morning and read it all. It wuz so fabulous and pfunny – cheezfrenz ar teh best and full of win and awesome!!!! I’m so prowd of everywun. Is hard to pick enny fayvrits, but Elsa_Mama’s song abowt Matt wuz reelly tuching. And teh tribute to Maus, by GP wuz sweet and troo. And Mezzomom’s Feed Me, Pet Me . . . I LOL’ed!!! And so menneh wunnerful uthers, I lost kownt!!!!
I bow at teh amazing kreativity and pfunni-ness of cheezpeeps. *bows low*
Peace and love, cheezfrenz! Yoo ar awl teh best!!!! And thx to LCB and teh groop hoo orgamanizinged it. Woot woot!!!! Hip hip – HOORAY!!!
I gotta give props to my fellow Power-Behind-teh-Mud peeps: GP, Tessm, Skwirrlgrrl, and Kimkiwi.
*hands them all ginormous sunglasses, funny hats, tootle-y horns and other sordid props*
*bows low at teh feets of teh Power-Behind-teh-Mud peeps: GP, Tessm, Skwirrlgrrl, and Kimkiwi; strews flowers awl arownd* Hooray! Hooray!
Fankees to awl ov teh abuv — yu all did a wunnerful jawb ov organamarizing and porviding the stage fur the Cheezpeeps.
I hope Maus sees GP’s tribute to him.
EEP, but but but… all I did was rite two songs!!
It was GP and LCB that did teh hevvy lifting!
And it was hevvy man… really hevvy!
Yu were also teh inspirificayshun, the MUSE, fur a wunnderful tribute sawng from wun ov teh piggeh avatars. Now dat’s reelly hevvy!
aw shux!
*blush*
and u did a grate song too booklion!!
o fankee, skwirrlgrrl. I lyked yr sawngs, too. The pi sawn was so full ov win and awsum… speeking ov which, there wuldnt be enny elederberry tuday, wuld there?
*haz a hopeful*
for you? of corse!!!
*gets out fresh warm peece of elderberrie pi for booklion*
u want whippy cream wif that, rite?
nuffin lyke fresh skwirrl-kicked whippy cream! Fankee!
yesh, it wuz teh gratist ebber! lotsa fyun an a gud disstrakshun frum IRL ickeeniss! a BEEEEEEG fankyew tew GP, Tessm, Skwirrlgrrl, Kimkiwi AN LCB!! nawt tew foargit awl u wunnerful kontribbyouturs! it wuz teh wundermus!
Oh, grem, yr Jailhouse Rock wuz purr-ific, too. I don’t fink I sed so yesterday, so I tells yu tuday. So many gud sawngs, I last count, too. Ebbery tyme Ithot it can’t get bedder than this, sumwun new put up anuvver wun that made it eben bedderer.
Fankee. And I lubbed yor golden starcats song!
Wuz full of win! And so menneh uther grayt songs and pfunny remarks, and teh caterpillor races, aym still smioling!!!!!
Yr Gremlin wz teh goldenest starcat that ebber wz, nd Iz sorry I nebber meeted him. Tho Id prolly haz scars on my arms if I ebber had….
*Luks around nerbously, to see if ennywun else alreddy mayded teh saym commint.*
FAnks! He wuz golden, Ifinkso. Even had teh golden eyz. *has a nostalgia and a happeh/sad feline for teh beeg orinj boy with golden furz and eyz* He ar a starcat nao, thatz for shur. . .
Absolutely, an watching ober yu! {{{{{Gremlin}}}}} Tehy leevs a hole, but iz oh-so-wurf it fur awl teh luvs!!!
An him lukking after hims less-golden namesake tu, aifinkso — him has biiig note awn recobery ruum door that az soon az him dun teh antee biotiks frum after teh tutoring, him haz a barn wayting fur him.
HOORAY!
Wat hur sayz! Hooray! Woot!
I hazza BEEG FANK YEW fur LCB!
In case yew mist it kuz fingz gottid kinda crazy:
LCB haz maded deh Cheez Town Cryer b itz berry own domain!!!!!
it now b cheeztowncryer.com insted uv cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com
Deh old address will still git u dere, but now it will b eezyer tu remember and eezyer fur deh noobeez tu finding!!!
*duz a liddlol happee dans*
Woohoo!!!!!
Aw, congrats, cween! I saw this on teh wun lol yestiday. Yoo has a gnu domain! Woo-hoo! She is cween of effury domain! Woot woot!
Atlus kitteh holdz up da wurld…r mebee jus da goggie.
yooz are sofakaten meh!!!1
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
wuz nappeeng undurr Doggeh’z
chin, butz den itz moobd!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
wawntz Doggeh’z chin bakk wayr itz
wuz and willz getz it!
Strypee Tukkz Kitteh
coodz moob 2 annudurr playss,
butz dat woodz beez rawng!
Catena gawtz a
grayt nawtz sekkund. Mebbee ah
duz a happee danss!
Jack.
Jack, yu r a grayte danser! Yu gots sum gud mooves!
catena wil dans
eef Jack wil dans wif mii een
fife-seben-fife tiym
Okeh, yu seed teh Skuby-Due ballune, now we swaps an I sits on YOR hed for teh rest of teh parade. We hadda deel, remembur?
judo trow in 3…2…1…
Haaaaaaaaaeeeiiiiii-YAH!!
*whump*
mus run awf tu eeyz chek!
gud dai tu yu!
Goggie: “I seem to have something on my chin”
Kitteh: “nope.. I haf somefin stuks to ma hed”
Loose lips seenk ships! Kitteh fears Goggie will spill teh beens abowt hoo REALLY borkt teh lamp!
Atlas kitteh holding up earf goggie
dang! anuvver cayse of typing befooar seeing that sumwun else alreddy sed teh saym fing. Must be the eftereffeks ov Cheezstokk reverbbing in mai hedd.
Just meens yu be tuned in awn same wavlengf as uvver cheezpeeps!
Iz teh GMTA sin drome
We awl suffas from it nao adn agin!
Kitteh, you can dooo eeeet!
Stoopy goggie. Negst tiem yew strayn yor nekk trying tew lick dat “speshul area” ai yam nawt gunna halp yew owt. Hao lawng ai gotta dew dis befoar yew iz beddur N-E-way? My nose itches.
And one, and two, and lift that dog! Come on, you can do it!
Islolmetrics, yor doin’ it . . . goggie style!
And that’s why he’s called Cliff Hanger!
LOL, that was the first thing I thought of.
ribbit-ribbit..excuz mi cann ai help U?
that’s sooo funny!
I took that picture of my kitten and dog, I was surprised to see it on here! Caught it just at the right time.
Ohai Eva. Tahtz a grate foetoe! Ai lubs teh kitteh’s exspreshin! Thxbai !
Sisyphus had a cat?
Ill halp u, itteh bitteh kitteh!!
Anyone who’s read spider-man has seen this one play out.
Oh, hahahah, now thats funny!
LOL!!! THATS SO C-UTE