You okay there, Phil? I was kidding about the face first thing
u shudnt haz bin showing awf again.
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concatululationisms, annipuss. would you like some refreshmints?
Thx, SP Ai cud do wiv sumfing – it’s sum tiem b4 dinnur tiem!
*Runsinwivakwikness, leaving long skid marks in the grass…*
Did sumwun say refreshmints? I’m hungry for my lunch so I brought enough to share:
*Opens ginormous cooler and pulls out a bowl of watermelon, Charentais melon, and mango cubes with some berries in there, too, with Greek-style yogurt to blob on; loaves of lovely Ciabatta bread; sheep’s milk Gouda cheese; thin slices of prosciutto and smoked trout and salmon; iced passion-flower tea; and bottlols and bottlols of Prosecco*
Cheerz! nom, sip
Ooh nom nom nom – Ai won’t haz rume fur enny dinnur!
Caek inna brake rum!!!
git yur caek hear!!! 
yelol wiff dark choklit frawstin
karott caek wiff sour kreem fraustin
enni kinna caek yur hart deesirez wee haz et!
jest ask da halphul brakerum tendent YNG tu brings yur faibrit
Sew jest hoo dew wee reepord dis hitnrun troells tew annihows? dis wuns alober da plais
It has been done – Cheezes aer awn teh caes!
yu iz jes tew kewl furr skool anni!
mmmm karott cake. Too bad ai kin nawt hab N-E. Ai iz goin’ tew Dr. Tinycat tumorrow foar gallbladder attacks. Mai organz iz attaking meh. Gall indeed.
Owie owie owie!! Gud luks wif dat, NCa66! Hoep ur awl heeled soon.
Fanks DK. *schmoo*
Mai simpafee! Dat iz wun uv teh werst panes dere iz. Ai had keehoel sir jury eleben yeerz ago and haz had no moar trubbul an went hoem teh dai affer der remoobed teh uffendin orgun!
Fanks anni. Dats wut mummeh and grampa sez ’bout theirs, and dey didn’ eben hab the laper…lapro…keyhoel sirjuries.
Well, wehn AI haddit wuz befoar teh eezzee way tehy do it nao! An ai thinke tehy neerlee cut mee in too peeces!!
But . . . fur yoo. . . it shud be a peece 0′Caek!! An gud to hav it as sune az pawssibul, becuz those panes ar reelee awful!
Fanks foar teh encurrijmint Janet. Peeps tell meh iz like childbirth. Nao, ai dunno ’bout dat, adn ai kinda doubt eet, butt(!) it duz make wun berry cranky NC, which maiks GF say, “DATS IT! WE AWR HAVIN’ NONE MOAR OB DAT! Yew awr goin’ tew see DTC if ai gotta drragz yew down there maiself.”
Releee!! Yoo will be so happee wehn it iz dun. Becuz teh panes asr no more!! An yoo will be feeline GRATE again.
But reelee – tehiz noo operashun seems to bee so eezee. Mai Ant Daizee had it when she wuz 87!! An she had peepl ober fur bridge teh next day!
Puddy_tat eben dragged me rownd teh soopermarkit awn teh way hoem 24 owerz affer sir jury!
Dat akshully sounds liek uh righteous plan. Then ai can buy awl teh fuds ai kinnawt eat rite nao.
Gud luk, nativeca66. I sez when yor orgins attaks, attak em bak! Hope yoo has releef soon . . .
Fanks gremlin.
Aifink ai will tel DTC tew git awl ninja awn its butt(!).
*pawnders*
Gallbladders gawts butts? Hoo noo?
butt karotts r veggees…
) iz CHEEZ!….
kreem cheez (nawt sourkream
vegges, gud phats n pro teens – dis iz kompleat balanzed fuds!!
jes haz wun teenytinee peace
gud luk wiff dat gallstones fing – Kant dey brake dem wiff da ultrahsouns ore sumfin lyk dat?
**noms uh liddlol karott cake**
*faycepaw*
I furrgawt! In cheezland yew can eet oar drink N-E-fing!
*NOM* *NOM* *NOM*
Fanks WB. I didn’t fink ob dat. Ai will hab tew make shur ai ‘member tew ask DTC tumorrow ’bout teh tsoniks.
Ohai NC66. Ai hadded mah gallbladder owt laprascopiklee bak in 1996 & wuz ravver simplol. It wuz a owtpayshunt procedure. Dey had meh walk a mile teh next day cuz walkin speeds recubbree (dat part wuz nawt so fun but it got eezier eech day).
If u haz bin hazzin attax fur a wile & u haz teh gallstones, u will feel so much beddur wen dey gets teh whole fing outta u!
*nods* I hadded abominal surgeries and they had me walking teh next day, pushing my ivy pole around wif me and stuff.
Teh peeps at teh mall didn’t mind teh ivy pole so much, but there was some uncalled-for comments about my backless horspital gown.
**fawls awf chair, lands awn gallbladder**
*hahaha-ow-hahaha-owch-hahaha-oooooo*
Fank NS & LCB – Cheezpeeps iz alwayz grate at giving owt cheerups. Ai feel mai blooness fading awlreddy.
*runsthroughthecommintwiffakwikness*
*grabs slices of lemmons – uhm mellons*
Fankies Q!
*runsinwifakwiknesstu druin hur lunch breek*
Mmmm mellun an mango an cheez, sowns much bedder den mai ham an cheez samwitch Othx Q
*runsowtagainwifakwikness an yellz Congrrrades tu eberybunneh who gots nawt sekond*
Nativca66. . .do yoo know. . . do you know yoo ar verreee, verree bloo today???? Iz it a mude thing? Oar just. . .becuz yoo can???
Well…ai sorta had an aksident wif the bloo linkee litening rod awn the slide. Butt(!) kom tew fink ob eet, ai yam a liddlol down abowt habbin’ tew go to Dr. Tinycat tumorrow.
OOOOO yum, Q!!! this is lovely!
*rummajrummajrummaj*
hmmmm. i can offer you:
Alpella [cukkiees filled wif cocoa from transylvania, mebbee?]
Bergamot scente’d Erl Grey Tea
Carmelized onion’s cooking on my stove
Dasshe’s off to check teh onyn’s so they do’nt burn
Did you do D with the Dasshe’s off? Okay, I’ll continue with…
Eggs, pickled with beets
Frambois liqueur
Grated applols with raisins, in a horseradish sauce
H…
Hot tamales
Iced Chai
Jello, green
K…
Hunny sweetned grene tee
Iced hawt kokko wif whippy kreame
Jest purrfek sourdowe pancaeks
K…
Karrit Kake wif Kreemcheeze icing
Lemming merang pi
Makarunes
N…
Nuttee bred
Olivez, Italian wif mannee yummee spyeces
PEECH COBBLER
GRRRRRR!!!Sumtaimz. . . *shaeks fist at WP!!!!
On teh odder paw, it cudda bin just mee!
Nuttee bred
Olivez, Italian wif mannee yummee spyeces
PEECH COBBLER – ai hav MOAR – an itz warm!!
Q. . .
an the mud puddle…ooops
yr frenship just went down da tooobs.
ohai Sp
butt it luked like phun… mebbeh I shud try?!!?
Frickshun iz NAWT mai fwend.
Slide?!? My butt! Dey shuld cawl dis fing uh “scrape”.
**picks scabs awf face**
*goez down next* wai iz mai hairz awl standinz up *tuchez sumfin medal* oohnawtgud *ZZzzaaapp!* durn stadik frum playstik slieds…
**grabs bloo linkee litening rod**
*
sliiiiiiiidescraaaaaape**BZZZZZZZZKERPOW!*
Oh noes! Ai feel funny.
Ai gawt anudder idear Phil. Lets ride teh trysicklol down eet.
Tricycle? Don’t be a chicken nc66! Lets ride our skateboards down!
**mimics Marty McFly**
Nobawdy cawls me chikkin
**grabs skateboard**
**stands awn back end at teh tawp ob teh scrape**
**leans forward**
*TUMBLOL* *BOUNCE* *CRASH* *FACEPLANT* *SCRAAAAAAAAPE*
At leest it wuz beddur dan wut ai did awn teh haff pipe teh udder day.
‘coarse, ai doan hab teh benefit ob habbin uh full pipe liek sum cheezpeeps ai gno did yesterday.
whoa… doode… is taht… liek… a cat… awn a slyde…?
OMG!!!! Cheesestok wuz sew mutches fun yesterday!!!!!! i just wanted to say that. GP are u still afected by the marrymint?
Ai gotted moderayted so mush, ai juss sat bakk adn watched teh madness!!!
Ai has tu gib full credit tu teh cheezfrends!!! 1000+ commints ober 3 LOLs adn wii deed nawt eben bork teh serbers!
Lawts ob fankies muss go awlso tu LCB, skwirrlgrrl, tessm, kimkiwi adn ebberywon else hu roted sawngs adn aifinkso a speshul menshun fur kerri fur akshully singing in LOLspeek adn postifying eet awn Yoo Tyoobe!!! Ossim, thy nayme is kerri!
So, is ebberywon acownted fur? ai has a feline wii wheel bii fyding peeps in teh mud fur days!
I just want to say how much fun Cheesestock was! Great job GP and all the organizers! Wonderful songs by everyone, the cheesefriends creativity never fails to impress me, the FB folks sharing the fun with us and just everything! I had to leave well before the fun was over (pouts) but what a fun day!
yesh! yesh! wat tehy awl sed X elebenty! Cheezstock wus ful uv win an awsum!
wi mite nawt haz borked teh site yesserdai but aifink wii mite haz injurid it slitelee, ssshhhuuurrrreeee iiiisss sssllllooo ttttoooodddaaaiiiii
{{{{ awl cheesepeeps}}}}
Rwak awn!
*blushz* Othx pinney gig *smooo fur yu* it wuz bery much fun yup yup
Eberybunneh was jus grate an ai lubed teh caterpillar race, taht kraked me up 
It wuz fantastik! Just marvellus. *klaps floofy paws wildly*
Ai’m so glad yoo ar heer today! Becuz ai, too, wanted to tell yoo an ebreewun else hoo halped put this awn – the organamizers – taht this wuz a MOAST dazzling spektakul!!!
Ai had SOOO much fun! Ebreething wuz purrfekt! Ai akshoolee felt laik ai wuz there! Tho ai’m shur tehy didnt have teh elelolfants, oar teh Bedouin tents maed of silk wif floofee pillos an oriental carpits!
An ai’ll also bet there wuz not teh caterpiller rayce, which wuz wun ov teh funniest things ai’ve ebber scene!
Awl in awl, it was STUPENDOUS!! A monumental acheevmint! An much, much moar.
So – thanks!! {{{{{{{TehWunAnAwnleeGP}}}}}}}}}
yeah… wut all teh otter peepz has been saying. Cheezstock wuz full of win and awesome. we is cleaning the d’Beaker Labs van off (no serious damage done) and waiting for Igor to re-appear.
.
big thanks to the organimzers of the unorganamizable!!
*b’latedlee finks of ‘Chevy Van’ song*
*hums to hurself anyways*
Thanks fur teh ride!! Itz bin a LOOOOONG taim since ai hitch hiked enewhere!
An fur teh “puffs,” too!!
Awlso a verreee long taim ago!
*sigh*
memreeez! It wuz a fantastilol taim! Ai’m so glad ai dint miss it!
Cheezstock … great, man. Absolutely.
An teh caterpiller rayce wuz a reel OHAIlite!!!
nope, yer just hung over from yesterdai!
{{gp}}
Psssst… gnu bideo uv Ben-Ben teh cyootee, an Stella teh Diamond Grrl, an teh toy skwirrl. Benny
awww, wat a cutie! Mai skwirrel! Mine!! aaachoo!
SQQQUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
FangQ for teh videos prysma!
Oh, um… plz tu ware purrtekshuns kthxnawtresponsibulfurlostbrayns
awww teh floofynez an the kyootnezz and teh kyoot sneez …ahh …ahh …SPLORTAWLOBERMAILUNCH*
*runs in wif nawt-sekkund aid kit*
*sweepee sweepee teh brayns intu neet pyle*
*rinse an rehydrate teh braynes wif razberry-flavured sparklee waters*
*caerfully scoop teh brayns back intu teh braynium*
*jigsaw-puzzlol teh braynium peesis back tugevver*
*sn-nap awn teh ekstra-strengf CHRG*
*dukkeetaype dukkytaype dukkytaype wif pink dayglo taype*
*wrap in flooffeh cheezmap blankkit an gib hawt chokklit an chokklit skwirrl fur rebilding teh brayn sells*
Nawt luk at cyoot until yu has recobered, otay?
Hao yu gunna surbibe if him come tu live wif yu???
ai kan builds up a toloruns
an ai nawt has tu immagine teh floofy, teh floofy wud beh heer 
Aiz still tryins tu teeze teh hubbehcat bowt Baileygogz needins a liddle fren cauz him nawt liek goggiez but hims liek kittehz an kittehz ar cheeper *kinda, but ai’ll uz it* an hims rollin hims eyez at meh still *gigglolz*
hims sayz teh floof wud beh eberwar an ai said iz o kay we has 3 vakummz an den he sai teh smellybox an ai sai ifin iz kept kleen iz nawt smelleh an yu can buys deordstuff tu sprinkelz in it
we iz full blown teezerz so iz awl gud. We neber fite dis wai an afinkaiwearhimzdowngud
*giglol* Ai keeps getting bideos an yu keep showing him bideos an him will melt.
How could him be sumwun yu luvs, an nawt melt ober such adorabulolness? Also, him had ruff start tu lyf (yu reeded story bowt Beauty an her bebbehs in foster blog? Has had sooo much unfairness!) an him deserb a safe hoam an luvs.
ohh yesh yesh
an ai tolded him bowt teh big sad yesterdai tu… ai iz warin hims down 
Him iz lidder moar responsiblez den ai iz, himz iz geddin owld 
*naow ai poofs into mai kar tu go bak tu wurk kthxbai*
yesh yesh yesh! litterbox not smelloly if you scoop twice a dai!
how can anyone resist such a kyootee?
wish more peps waz so loving for teh kittyz like you, where in teh world iz you, i iz in engerland zommerset, keep safe and i sendz a pink glow to all your kittyz sourded them wif teh loves muchly, and tell all teh stupid peps to wash the hands, hopes you dont mind mi butting in but i haz always loves the kittyz, mine iz a crazy girl called sparklet batch iddybittykittycomitty xx
Yu iz in gud compnee heer, luving teh kittehs.
Mai menagerie an ai be in Untaryo, VLC (Ontario, Canada). Iz a plesiosaur tu meet yu, and fankies muchlee fur teh wishes!!!
is Benny gonna go live wif Kerri forever???
that’s one sooper cyoot kitteh!!!
Ai can has a dweem? *gigglolz* ai iz tryin tu wearz down mai hubbehkat
Ktown naut taht fars a dribe fur meh
Naow ai godda goez bak tu wurk baibai!
Ai can kinda delay taking him in fur sekkund vaksinayshuns an fings, an keep him sayf heer… HS be up tu harbls in kittins ryte nao, tehy nawt gunna care. An we keep wurking awn Kerry’s hubbycat.
Ai wud lyk tu gno him gunna go live wif a cheezpeep whu gunna luv him!!! Cannawt get awl mai fosters homes wif cheezpeeps, but iz gud when it duz happin!!!
yesh, cause then u know they is going to a GREAT forevver home!
how is you P-K? Hope u is gud!! ♥
Yesserday was bad day… but ai haz frenz an this tiem ai hadda smart an camed heer sted uv hiding an ai feeling bedder nao. Ai shud be duing teh howsewurks, but insted ai uploading bideo uv Archie-kitteh, an gunna upload bideo uv Angel an Stella duing liklikliks. ai DUZ has tu get teh howsewurks dun, tho. *sigh* Juss in case fings get uglee wif bilding nawt-so-sooper, ai wants no way fur him tu complayn.
Hao yu be duing?
gud!! but tired!
I has been cleening leik a crazeh ladeh….. but but but it’s so nice to see my house wif a clean!
trust me.. it’s been a loooooooong tiem!
just taek it one step at a time sweetie!
{{{{Steph}}}}
Have you ever, you noe, rilly lukd at teh skie? I meen, rilly ,luked at it?
yupp, every time I fell over backwards!
but have you ever rillly lukd at yer paw?
Layin on yr bak in teh sand is a guuuud plase to jus luk at things srsly…I wull jus lay here a wile aifinkso.
Charlee, yu hafta taek yur turn anuther time.
I’ll just lay down in tihs dandelion memo!
‘kthnxachoozzzzz
*sigh* tew much RL intruding!
dandelion meadow
“Dandelion memo” wurks too, if ur daydreeming at teh wurk!
Sounds like a John Gresham novel.
Teh sequels wuz named the Chickweed Principle and teh Plantain Affair
Iz dat teh Hugh G Manatee water slyde? Sumhow iz mush smaller dan ai had magined!
An mush dryer, too!
lolled my ass of out there xD
RotFLoL
**Red comez runnin in**
I LUBS DIS TOWN!
Dere wuz abowt 15 Nashunal Gard menz inna Subway, an den I come bak an see teh fyremenz warshin teh twuk, den dey plays wif the hoaz.
**SWOON**
**KA-THUNK onna floor.**
i wood luv that town tew!
Whut town is dis?
*looks for train schedule to heavenly place*
YU NEEDS A KAMERA!!!!111!
*calls fyreman over*
Wud yu gintly splosh rhsb wif teh hose, pls? Oh – ennyfing she duz when she waeks up is nawt mah responsibylitee. Kthxbai.
ohai, how iz evreewun in cheezland dis morning after teh big consurt festibal?? dis plase iz kind ob a mess, but i haz capshured a bunch ob trolz frum teh video LOL (wut iz it abowt teh video LOLz taht bringz owt teh trolz) an now i will put tehm to wurk kleening up cheezland. anywun want to help “motivate” tehm? *hands owt sparkly neon-colured wips*
oh, an tehr are still a fyoo limited speshul edishun mick boblol-lip akshun figyurs, wif amazing boblol-lip akshun, avaylable, only two munnies, all proseeds go to teh giness piggeh fund to end teh pleh rls, an teh reform-a-trol fowndayshun.
*hands over tew monies*
Wun mick doll please.
Fanks BF!
hmm…. u seems to be havin trubble moving those mick boblol-lip figyurs, BF.
*ponders teh many reasons why this cud be*
Lack ob opposblol fumbs?
*BOOPS DK*
I was just finking of u!!
How u is??
*runrunrunPOWNCEbitekikrollrollroll*
Ohai! Ai has bin finknig ob yoo too adn lukking for yoo awn FBk!
Ai has taken teh week orf adn has a happeh!
Are yoo all reddy for yr [camping trip]?
Camping? There’s still lots of leaved-over sleeping bags at teh Cheezstock site. Some aren’t completely mud covered! Halp urself.
leftober sleepybags? We cud has anudder cattypillar rayse!
I had a hunch u’d say that.
Izn’t that a bit ov a stretch??
Yas, gib LCB a ninch, she’ll taek a… waol… she’ll taek ennefing!
Hal mannee ninches duz she hav, ai wunder??
Too many.
So strayten up n fly rite, LCB!
DK!!
ahem. Ifinkso, yes!
Waol, hassa grate thyme!
Ai lubbed ur line “labor n slave-r” yesterdai!
oh dat was harder to rite than I thot it wud be!!
Teh otter song came rather easilee.
**narrows eyez at DK and Leeza**
**hazza suspishus**
Nebermind, ai doan eben wanna gno.
*skampurrs in, appliez anti-wrinklol creem rownd nc66s eyez, skampurrs owt*
Iffn uh kwestjun iz rhetoariklol, shuld yew answer eet?
is u feeling bloo, nc66?
I dunno…ai hadda an issue wif sum statik electricity…awn the slide…in the cawmint above…wif the bloo linkee litening rod…adn ai feel…well…weird.
“Hey Phil! Ai did nawt noes dat u had persian blud in u?!”
A hedder. Phil took wun, Ifinkso.
But… but… hedders is at teh top of teh page. Looks like Phil is at teh bottom.
So whut u should really say is that Phil took a footer. *nods*
Um . . . *luks confuzzled* . . . well, yesh, sort of . . .
But iffn him iz dounsied up…..
Wut if heez downsied up but in teh suvvern hemisfeer. Duz dat maek him ritesied up in teh norvern hemisfeer?
Duuuuuuude. Datz too much finkin. Ai needz to go lie down.
There be a sort uv lojik tu taht…. stranje, indeed, but lojikal nuntheless…
::facepaw::
Been bunnee kickin Word all morning. Footers!
Argh!!!!!!
Aw, there, there. Is teh frustrificating, I knoes. That is why I has a phlonquais to does my word processifying for me.
Has yoo lukked on teh innerwebs? Tath’s where ai usually find teh halps when ai is frustimicated wif Word.
U can alsow arsk dis littlol caterpillar! Is bery profe … prow … gud wif Word.
Me agen! Nuvver cyoot bideo! Archie, this tiem, mai sweet charmer tabbeh! Ware purrtekshuns! Archie’s Evening of Wrestling With String Theory
*gits owt a smawl snorgle snorkel* Aym going in, folks! I kawt a flash of tabbeh belleh on that videyo. . . Ooh, tabbeh floof! We lubs those tabbehs! Archie has teh kyoot!
wat a beyewtifulee cullered kitteh!
Noo cheezland toorist attrakshun- Teh Whirrlds Cayutest Bawl Uv Stringz!
Awwww… Beauty be washing one of Archie’s brothers (both black). And earlier Angel was washing Stella. It’s too bad they can’t all stay, they all get along beautifully (except growly Trick) but 12 cats permanently? No can do!!!
Oh mai! Archie reelee IZ a cyootee!!!
Did yoo maek teh strings??? It awlmoast luks laik hez traiing to uze himself az teh spool an make a string, too!
Yep, I workd awn that fing off an on for yeers as a kid wif no goal in mind. LOL Turns out it make a wunnermus kitteh toy!!!! Uvvers, tu!
Um ai rong or whut? Teh last fyoow postz r trooley REpostz, sins theez pikturs wiff theez kapshunz kan bee seen sumware on teh last one hundrid ICHC paiges. :///