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Burdee bee mai frednn plz thx?
Congrats, PB!
conga rats, yu tu!
aim awf tu wurk!
Hab a gud dai!
Thx Anni! Same tu yoo forr teh ty.
Hao iz yor more ning today?
So far so gud! Startid 2 erlee tho – had a bad nite an stll woek up b4 teh alarm!
Tahtz no gud. Mayks wun slippy layteron.
* doan wanna mayk it habytchual tho *
Moast nites lyk taht foar mi. Mayks mi tyred awl dai. Ai tryed a erbil sleep ade larst nite adn sleeped wel adn woak wel
Horlicks??? Hav yoo traied it??? Ai think yoo can hav az much az yoo laik!
Ohai JanetCH4K! Nott traied taht wun. Prolly hott mlik dirnk wud wurk. Tnks!
Hott milk drinkz werk fur mennee peeple – an teh Horlicks maeks it tayste gud. Mai dad used to just hav teh hott milk – butt ai laik teh Horliks.
But alas – it iz VERREEE hard to find heer in Merryca. Awl ai hav a brout bak wif mee teh laszt taim ai wuz in teh TTI.
OH! Hott milk wif honnee!!! Tahtz gud, too!
OhaiO Janet i hav bin runnin arownd triing to fynd U!! (puff, puff) pulls out trampoline…pulls out martoonies… jumps… drinks…jumps…drinks… There you go! hav a good day, i know i will
LOL!!! {{{{{{thisncat}}}}}}}
Ai’ve bin wanting to see yoo doo that agin fur a LOOOONG taim!!
Tri tihs linkky:
Horlicks in USA
Ai can’t haz Horliks – too much shugr an teh “dyut” bershun iz PLEH!
Ai havnt traid teh “dyut” wun. Lotz of shugr, hmmm.. . . .no wunder it taystes so gud!!
Conga ratz PB an anni da kwik! Happi nawt sekund!
Thx BDM!
Curse dat glass!
feasant unda glas, alas!
Dats why dey call glass a pane.
Itz nott all itz crakkd up to bee.
Yoo so transparent!
Mai ize bee glayzin oaver heer…
Ide bettur wotch owt oar itz curtains forr mi!
No worries; I is not hot-tempered.
Kitteh wuz framed foar teh larst birdee he cat-ched …
Do I detect a tint of defensiveness?
Noe! Jus a problim wiht teh defenestration
Wuzzn’t that a sawng by Carol King?
“Dee-fenestray-shun, your making me wait…”
Later yused in an ad for what to put on cheezburger…or burd.
LOL!!! Nao yoo hav to tell mee waht teh reel werds ar. Maybee ai dint sleep enuf eether! Itz NOT coming!
Aifink teh burd iz tawntin teh kitteh! Ai can awmoast heer him sayin Neener neener neener – u can’t get me!
Ai hadda gold fish laik dat, called him Whiskey. Teh kitteh wud b sittin bye teh fish tank adn teh fish wud onlee b ware teh kitteh iz, ii-in eech udder. Ai’z nawt sure if teh fish new dat teh kitteh cud nawt hurt himz, oar iffin dey wuz hazzing a stairing kompitishun, oar if teh fish wuz jus wun pebblol short uf teh insane aquarium. Prolly teh last wun. Teh fish wud moob teh pebblols arownd in teh nite wen ai’z trying tu sleep, swallow teh snails adn den spit dem awt… Dat wuz wun weerd fish.
Soundsz laik a fun-fish to mee! Cud yoo heer it mooving teh pebblols aroudn??
Yesh! Iz y ai had trublol wif teh sleepy at nite! Den agin, teh fish tank wuz awn mai bedsyd tablol, so iz prolly unnerstandabel dat ai cud heer it.
FUD!
*smak*
Wha-?
*bat bat*
*scratch*
Kin
*scratch*
nawt
*scratch*
reech!
*claw claw claw*
Stoopy forsfeeld!!!
they jest installed the noo forsfeel genemarator… U has to wait for a rift in it
Izza forsfeeld?
*bam*
*scritch*
WANT
*Scritch*
DAT
*scritch*
BIRDIEH!!!!11111oneoneoneoneone
burdee nom nom!
Ohai nennepus! Hao wuz ur playn chrip?
suprisingleh uneventful! which is a furst when trabelling in the rush on fundays…
Going home this afternuun – let’s hoep it’s just as uneventful
Ai wus jus luking at Googlols Mapz. U iz berry longs wayz up norf, ifinkso. Lukky u nawt hab to dwive!
*nod nod*
I’d like to do the journey by train wunce though… takes about 24 hrs – nite train from oslo to trondheim and then after a few hrs a day train to Bodø!
Trayn tripz ar teh BEST!! Ai luv just sitting tehre waching awl teh gorgeous seeneree going bai!
yesh yesh!
HB an I want to take the train accross Kanaidia…
*imajining the number of cheezmeets that could result in…*
There iz a trayn that goes akross Kanaidia??? Ai dint noe that!
Ai used to travel in Yurp bai trayne awl teh taim. Bak wehn it wuzn’t so horriblee egspensive.
Mai sister offen comes frum Salt Laek City to Sheecago awn teh trayne – but ai havn’t dun it yet. Maybe neggst taim ai go!
yesh – u can tayk it from Torontoh tu Vankoovah – an there are cars with the glass ceilings – tu see the syrr… soorr… paysage passing by!
looks cool – taeks bout a week if u stay on it all the thyme… We thought we hop on an off though…
My parental kittehs took it a couple decades ago…they loved the trip…in US, going up and down teh west coast is a great trip. Start in Vancouver, go down to San Diego, and then back up again.
Yoo’ve dun it??
West coast, nawt Canaydia…good to go bof ways, because you see different things, because of nigt time, each way. Mount Shasta by moonlight! Teh ocean near Santa Barabara…the endless veggie fields in southern Cal, the lusher crops in Orygun. When I went, there waz lounge car offering wine tastings, but don’t gno if cost-cutting moves got it… West coast trains much nicer than teh east coast.
I haz, ride frum LA to bankoober eat sunting get bak on trayn go to sandy aygo look roun, get bak on trayn go bak home (LA) Iz eggsald, yoo can get lil room or sits an meets many nice (mostly) peeps (is cheeper to sitz wif otters) tayks ’bout week or so deep endin’ how much offenon yoo do. see lots ob coast an redwoods an stuff ( and, if yooz inerested in that sort of thing, down by S.D. yoo can see lots of YNG *an gurls* chanjin into wetsoots next to the trax
:oops:
Hmm… nao ai hazza hungree. Wut birdee recipees r deir tu choose frum? Lessee…
A…
Wait, wud it b rood tu maek a list?
Yesh, iz prolly rood. PH iz mai frend, u nows, adn ai doan fink ai wants tu upset hur unnesisarilee.
Wi donut hab to imklood payrots ….
Adn sew menny tihngs tayst lyk chikinn …
….
good instinct – not to nom the burdees or the rodints or the bunnehs….
Adn teh chikins? Kin wii still nom teh chikins?
uhm… I think they be inda burdees kategories… speshullee the littlol floofeh boy ones
well – at least offishulleh wee donut nom the chickins…
BUTT – chikkins ar MOAST distinktlee dinosaur dess. . .deicind. . . tehy ar left ober littlol dinosaurs. Ai think we can eet teh dinosaurs???
Jus LUK at teh way they hold tehir heds, an bob up an down – an wawk! Tehy wud eet us wiffaur a sekond thot – if tehy cud.
Iffn CC hadn’t meened us 2 eet chikkins, wye did him maek dem tayste so gud?
Yu r right, Janet, burdieez iz dinosawrs, nd iz otay to nom teh dinosaurs!
But nawt teh parrotheads. Eben if they r pre-marinated in teh margaritas…
Yu corlin mi a donnisore???
NoNo Nenne, NoNo!
Ai iz nammed abter mai lubbly blak boi-kat hoo wuz nammed abter teh famush fronch paynta manz!
* Iz nawt fluffee floofeh! Nawt! Nawt! Nawt! *
STN
* thinkz: Iz Nenne praps a henny? *
* thinkz agin: Ide bettah taykz taht bak. Tu chkin tu leve itt! *
Hah!!!!!!!!! Admits it!!!!
Sumwuns winnin adn itz nott mi, ifink!
Tee hee heeeheee heeeeeeee!!
Inndoarz Kitteh jusst
wawntz 2 invyte Prittee Burd
2 joynz hurz 4 luntch!
Inndoarz Kitteh needz
2 fyndz Kitteh TV datz
nawtz cloazzd awll t3h way
Indoarz Kitteh habz
saym prawblumm tryeengz 2 getz
insyde cleer Fishee Bawkz
Jack.
*snikr*
all the tribulation of inndoarz kitteh!!
Pls tew wish mah gud lux, cheezfrens. Ai r awf tew beh a teechifyer uv mafs!
all the luck and good wishes on the planet to you!!!1!
{{{{{{{BDM}}}}}}}
Ohai BDM. Gud luk wif teh mafriffmetiks!
Doan bee payed wiv imagnary numbaz! (Sorree bout taht!)
Wishing yoo much gud luks!! A gud maf teecher iz werth her wait in gold, ai am shur!
Wow, that’s the first time I’ve seen a bird laugh.
…ben . ai goot boogey in this hole. ….
OMG that truly made me LOL. Thanks for brightening my Monday morning! =D
OopS! It was Carly Simon, nawt Carole King.
Anticipation
iz burdy reelz? him nawt movin…
Get in ma belly!!
Birdy unimpressedness win.
lol, bird’s just like “nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!”
The dude says “you’re not gonna get it” and kitty’s just like “mroooow” and walks away. awww. lol
Kitteh @ dude: Wanna bet? -goes outside-
lol
Catena, fanks sew moishe for kyoote idees!
Good nite, eberone. Pheasant dreams.
The bird’s all like “hehehe U curnt get meh!”. It’s so funny how the bird’s taunting the cat.
cool birdie