Schmooooz deh SPARKYSMOM!!

AI LUVS MY CHEEZYFWENDS, OH YESH AI DO
AI LUVS AI CHEEZYFWENDS AND AI’L B TRU
WHEN AIM NOT WIF YU, AIM BLU
OH CHEEZYFWENDS, AI LUVE YU

WE HATES DA RLS, OH YESH WE DO
WE HATES DA RLS, WE TELLS YU TRU
IT HITZ US AWL SOMETYMES, IT DO!
OH RLS WE HATES YU!

BUT RLS WILL STOP,OH YESH IT WILL
YES RLS WILL STOP, AND WE CAN CHILL
AS SOON AS CHEEZBURGERS APPEAR
OH RLS RUNS IN FEAR

WE GONNA BRB, OH YESH WE R
WE GONNA BRB, NOT GOIN FAR
OUR CHEEZYFWENDS WILL HELP, YUL SEE
OH BRB WE WILL B

*Liez down in teh grass to luk at teh skye – an teh clouds . . . .an think thots.*

Hey!!! Ai think ai see Ceiling Cat up there!!

Ai . . . ai havn’t laffed this much in a verree lawng taim!

Butt – Mary 0 wuzn’t heer!
*wanderz off luking fru Mary0*

When you begin
Get some A-grade ground beef
Add in some spices and some herbs
And then an egg
And also maybe some onion
Also some breadcrumbs
sorry birds

Shape
Into a round
Place on the grill
Let it go brown

Sweet Cheezburger
(nom nom nom!)
With your pickles and your buns
You look so fine
I believe I’ll have another one
Or Two

A thing of delight
A beautiful juicy burger
With maybe bacon and some slaw
But the best part is the slices of cheese
Getting all melty – I want more

Bite
Into it now
It tastes so good
I am in lurve

(with)

Sweet Cheezburger
(nom nom nom!)
With your pickles and your buns
You look so fine
I believe I’ll have another one
Or Two

Ohai there Cheezypeeps
LOLling at the Cheezstock Festival
Nobody who’s here need worry about their Real Lives
pleh pleh pleh!

Ohai there Cheezypeeps
Sit right back and just enjoy the show
Time is gonna fly because we’ll be having so much fun

There’s lots of yummy fuds and catnip for us to try
But stay away from the orange nip tabs – they’re poison

Ohai there Cheezypeeps
Sing along iffin you know the words
Give each other schmoos and oh,
real life will see
The love we have
for our Cheezyfrends

*Kimkiwi starts to whistle as the musical interlude*
*Runs out of breath*
*Passes out*
*Stage weaslols remove unconscious kiwi to back stage*

Jes maek shur u stans up win u heers dis and hold ur kitteh ober ur hart.

*grabs ShamWow frum neerest cheezpeep, wipes eyeses*

my parts ober, ifinkso

*thud*

*krashes into teh end ob teh thred*

KRASH

*climes owt ob callypitter kostyoom, very wobbly*

steel on ihopes sew !!

*hunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstrayten*

puff puff puff — laffin too hardz ….

I’d ask my friends to come and view
A LOLcat that I made just for you.

I’d like to be on ICHC
With my friends and postin’ comments on a thread.

We’d have a ball (ooh) away from it all, (ooh)
On our little hideaway beneath the LOLz. (ahh)
Sharing some jokes (ooh) with other folks, (ooh)
Postin’ comments on the threads beneath the LOLz. (ahh)

We would sing and dance around
Because we know it don’t make a sound.

I’d like to be on ICHC
With my friends and postin’ comments on a thread.

Ah-ah-ah,
Ah-ah-ah,
Ah-ah-ah,
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah,
Ah-ah-ah-ah.

We might shout (ahh) and splort about (ooh)
The cuteness that lies within the pics.
(Lies within the LOLcat pics)
But there would be (ahh) one with the CCC (ooh)
Who’d care for us and get our poor heads fixed.
(Get our poor heads fixed)

We would be so happy you and me;
No trolls there can tell us what to do.

I’d like to be on ICHC
With my friends and postin’ comments with you.
With my friends and postin’ comments with you.
With my friends and postin’ comments with you.

iz da catty pillar raiz dun? hoo wun?

naow awl ai need iz a kittehkat tu go wif it