Honey, the lolcats
Honey, the lolcats have ripened!
must b a speshul tree frum canada.
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kwik! pik em up!
So kittehs really do grow on trees?
Onlee berry berry berry speceeal tweez!! Dey costs lots ub munniez an onlee kin be owned by good nicee peepz!! (we wishes dat wuz da wai it wuz … sew no kittehs bee alone)
umm…. yesh. it’s called a kitteh willow.
(no commints from teh peenut gallery!)
Noms awl da peanuts inna da gallery afour dey kin maek eenyee commintz!
sry peanuts awl beh stoalunz
Bye da RARE blackee sqwirrl!! Ooooohhhhh! Katch heem!! Oar mai bee nawt — iffin dey iz stolin dey nawt maek da commintz
iz rare? iz awl we has up heer teh black squirrl
ai haz lawts ub pikturs ub him an teh chippymonks at mai mom an dadcats 
Dey ar tu kyoot
Iz rare bye mii!! Wii mostlee haz da brownee sqwirrls. Ders a fambly of blackee sqwirrls dat libs neer da twain trakz …
ahh yesh ai rembebers sumfin bowt taht wens mai Merican fambily comez up tu bisit… udder kolorz aer rare heer
…and u noes who u iz!
such soft kittehs aifinkso
oh! oh! is it finallee time?? can ai sing naow??
This is suspicious. The lol might dissamappear soon, and ur song wif it, only to re-appear later!
I has to go lie down now.
oar cud it be teh burgerz are trying to keep us from borking the site?
I finso. I will dueing mai nomber!!
Could be but I wouldn’t bet my moneys on it.
I WOULD bet teh piggeh’s moneys, though.
Howa about betting da piggehs monkeys??
*sniff*
I misses da :monkey: guy frum da stoopy noo smileys… I wish … Oh howz I wish dey cud wooda lefted heem …
:monkey:
or it might disappear later, and reappear earlier. did yew ever think that maybe it’s all just one big time thingy? and like earlier and later are just like, man, like later and earlier? and like maybe all the later things are really earlier once it gets to be later? but the earlier things never get to be later? and whyyyyyyiiisssssthat? could it be that it’s like alll one big time thingy? oh, kewl, its like deja voooo? like everything is, like, like, like, like ….. wut wuz ai saying?
whoa, man. that’s like, deep. and heavy. and, and, and, and, whoa.
ai hazza ta goe lye daown naow tew…
*stands near PdB just to get a contact high*
*lukz suspishusly at LCB*
How u steel a high?? is it shinee???
This sounds SOOO familiar. Ai am shur ai’ve had this conversashun befoar!
But it wuz – maybee – long ago?? Oar maybee just yesterday? Oar last week?? Cuz it IZ just wun big taim thingee – an hoo noes when an where we awl ar an why?? Maybee eben if??? Waht if we ar nawt at all?? Oar we ar eech awl aloan heer – an ebbreewun else iz – in a different whirrled, but we can see tehm threw teh lite dimlee – but ai cud bee rong.
Did sum wun hav sum chips?? Oar cheez curls??
Oh yes!!! Ai am shur tehy ar looking aut fur us!! An saw it wuz taim to put up teh neggst LOL!!
OH GRATE BURGERS IN TEH SKYE!! THANK YOO SOO MUCHES FUR MAEKING SURE WE DINT BRAKE SUMTHING!! AN FUR MAEKING IT EEZIER TO KEEP AWN HAVING SO MUCH FUN!!
AN – YOO AR INVITED TO JOYN US. LOTZ OV GRATE FUDS IN TEH MIDDLOL SILKEN (TEH DARK BLOO WUN) BEDOUIN TENT!!
Ohai Janet teh Star-Child! Fanks fur doin teh katerin an gibbin teh kats an kittens an dragons an smurfs an soe awn, teh noms! IRL (jawb – pleh!) is innerfeerin but WOOH HOO! Dis is teh bestest partay eber!
Yea!!! A noo LOL!!! Cheezstock roolz!!!!
An a wundermaus LOL two!!
* Guinness Piggeh clymbs awn tu teh Nite Watchman Stayge witch lukks owt ober teh Mu Meddow wib a Classiclol Geetar adn a Mullett *
Ohai ebberywon! Heer is a littlol sawng ai roted fur a berry speshul littlol frend of myne… tihs won is fur yu, old bean…
“Don McLoln’s: Rodint”
Dark adn stormeh nite
teh dai before Caturdai
lookit hu’s cum owt tu plai
ower mausey frend, teh won taht yu awl no
skwirrls awn hims heels
skritch hims eers adn fetching hims pills
bring hims cheeze adn slippurs wib frills
in commints heer in cheezeh cheezeh land
nao ai unnerstand
whut yu traid tu sai tu me
hao yu suffered fur yur salaree
hao teh cheezfrends set yu free
yur zippo glistens
wen yu gets eet owt
O, nose… him’s Ebil nao…
Dark adn stormeh nite
flayming reports arr well ablaze
teh stoopy soots arr in a dayze
Respect teh Rodint’s valid poynt ob view!!!
munthleh figgers oberdue
muttered thorts ob “o, nawt again”
“ware ai cud bii wibowt tihs bawl adn chayn”
“snoozing ‘neath teh sun awn teh warm, warm sand…”
nao ai unnerstand
whut yu traid tu sai tu me
hao yu suffered fur yur salaree
hao teh cheezfrends set yu free
“Piggeh, yu muss lissen, teh thyme is nao”
“knowledge, ai muss endow”
“donut let dem pwn yu”
“juss du liek ai du…”
adn wen no howp wus leff in syte, awn taht dark adn stormeh nite
yu set fings alite, as Mauses offen du…
but ai cud has towld yu, Rodint…
Reel Lyfe wus nebber ment fur won as full ob win as yu…
Dark adn stormeh nite
pleh reel lyfe doody calls
flaymeproof TPS weekleh reports
“Hay Maus! Has yu done awl ob yur werk yet?!”
debfreef teh strayngers yu has met
bai dragging awf dere ragged clothes
use octopus adn sum ob dose
well mushed adn frozen pastries wib jello
Nao aifinkso ai no
whut yu traid tu sai tu me
hao yu suffered fur yur salaree
hao teh cheezfrends set yu free
yur zippo glistens, yu gibbs us awl such a thrill
ai hopes yu alwais wheel…
*dabs eyes wif hunnert dollar hankie*
*wonders whose eyes those was*
*wonders whose hankie that was*
Hankie Williamsie?
Tommee Hankies
dat nawt a hankie — wuz a hunnert dollar bill!! An meester Duckee iz nawt happity yous tuk it, hee kin nawt sings wifout heem bill!
*sniff sniff*
WAAAAHHHH!
Awww….. Piggeh, u gibbing mii deh damp iiiz…. iz beyootimus. Schmooo!!
*Hold zippo aloft in simpaffee*
*Brings zippo bak daon, lites it, hold aloft agin”
Yu tells ‘em Piggeh!
*Blose nose awn LCB*
HAAAARRRRRRNNNKKKK!!!
*HAWNK* into hankie. Beeyooteefool
Oh GP!!! Taht iz so Maus werthee!!
An where IZ hee??? Ai need a hankee – NAO!!! *sniff*
*clappity-clap* Eggsalad!
Ohhh – I lubs Egg Salad!! Duz it had loys ub eggs in it? Wif Mayo or Meerikal whips??
Wen ai nawt-sekkund fownd ICHC, GP sed der wud be teh yoosyual “eggsalad” prize fur somfin, adn ai sed dat ai prefurrd toona insted. Frum den awn ai got lotsa toona wenebber ai did sumfin gud. Whut a noobie, huh? So ai sez it tu hims nao.
Clappity !!! I miss maus…
Wear Maus Be??
It is said that whoever possessed the secret egg salad recipe shall rule the heavens and earth. Why egg salad? Don’t ask me, I have enough problems as it is….
Dis sooo brillyant, Piggeh! Iz fitting tribyoot, yu haz teh geneeous, we so nawt worthee to eben lissen at the feet of yu and teh Maus….
*falls to knees, weeping*
0h, wow, someone dropped sum freetoes here. Cool!
*gets up, all chipper again*
o diz is wun ub mai fabbrite sawngs!!! yay!!
*clappittee clappittee clappittee*
That was deep, man, deep.
ewwww!1!! they sure smell ripe!
*Cweenmj wawkz on staig in deh bell-bottumd bloo jeenz
*wif flowers embroydered awl ober dem
*and a brite ty-dy gawzy blowce wif flowing sleevez.
*Hur haz deh long, flowing chestnut kullerd hairz
*wif a garland uv flowerz fur a crown.
*Shii pikkifyingz up deh micrololofone,
*adn lukkingz owt at deh crowd.
Peec adm Lubz, Mai bruvverz and sisters, peec and lubz!!!
B4 I startz, I wantz tu thanking deh grate adn wundermuss Guinness Piggeh fur holding dis consert!!!
*crowd applaudz wildlee*
And thankz tu LCB fur halping wif deh ko-ordinashunz!!!
*crowd applaudz wildlee*
And esspeshullee fankeez tu deh Gratid Cheezez fur gibbing us dis wundermus playgrownd tu kum tu wen wii needz tu eskaypifying deh Pleh, Reel Life Syndrome!!!
*crowd applaudz eben moar wildlee*
*Shii moshunz tu dhe banned adn dhe musik startz
(wif pololoGz tu deh 5th Dimenshun adn dere wunderful song Up, Up, and Away)
♫♪
Wud u like tu ride in mai byooteeful bubblol?
Wud u like tu ride in mai byooteeful bubblol?
Wii kud flote amung deh starz tugezzer, yoo adn I
Furr will fly! Furr will fly!!
Up, up adn awa-a-a-ay
In mai byooteeful, mai byooteeful bubblol.
*bubblolz flote owt over deh crowd*
○ ▫ ⱷ ░ ∞ ₒ ᶷ ᴥᵊ ᵕ ᶞ ⌂ ○ ●▫ ▒ Ѻ ; Ơ © ® °§ ¨¸ö ° ¤ * ●▫ ▒ 0 ᴥᵊ ᵕ ᶞ
O o % ô ƍ Ѻ ٭ Ǫ ɒ ʘ ͏ ۞ Δ ͦο ѻ ᴥᵊ ᵕ ᶞ ⌂ ○ ●▫ ▒ ᴥ ᵊ ᵕ₯ ᶞ ₫ ⌂ ◦ ☼
♫♪
Cheezlandz a niser plais in mai byooteeful bubblol
It whairz a niser fais in mai byooteeful bubblol.
Wii kin sing a song adn sale along deh silber sky
Furr will fly! Furr will fly!!
Up, up adn awa-a-a-ay
In mai byooteeful, mai byooteeful bubblol.
*moar bubblolz flotingz owt over deh crowd*
○ ▫ ⱷ ░ ∞ ₒ ᶷ ᴥᵊ ᵕ ᶞ ⌂ ○ ●▫ ▒ Ѻ ; Ơ © ® °§ ¨¸ö ° ¤ * ●▫ ▒ 0 ᴥᵊ ᵕ ᶞ
O o % ô ƍ Ѻ ٭ Ǫ ɒ ʘ ͏ ۞ Δ ͦο ѻ ᴥᵊ ᵕ ᶞ ⌂ ○ ●▫ ▒ ᴥ ᵊ ᵕ₯ ᶞ ₫ ⌂ ◦ ☼
♫♪
Suspendingd under a twilite can uv peaz
Wii’ll search deh clowdz fur a star tu guiding us
If bai sum chantz u find ursef lubbing Cheez
Wii’ll find a clown tu cheer us
Wii’ll haz deh moon rite neer us.
♫♪
*Az shii singingz, deh cween reechez intu hur pokkit
*and pullingz owt a bublol.
*Deh bublol growz adn stretchez.
*Deh cween stepz intu deh bublol.
*It rizes up adn deh cween flotez over deh crowd
♫♪
Lub iz wayting dere, in mai byooteeful bubblol
Way up in deh air in mai byooteeful bubblol
If yoo’ll hold mai hand wii’ll chays ur LOLz akross deh sky
Furr will fly! Furr will fly!!
Up, up adn awa-a-ay
In mai byooteeful, mai byooteeful bubblol.
*Deh cween floatz up, up and away az she finishingz hur song.
♫♪
Bubblol…..
Up, up, and awaaaaayyyyyy. … ..
*deh awed ee~ents findingz demselvez envellopt in deh bublolz
*dey reel eyez dat dey awl b floating
♫♪♫♪ Up, up, and awaaaaayyyyyy… .. . ..
♫♪ ♫♪ Up, up, and awaaaaayyyyyy.. … ..
“furr will fly!!”
ooooh, bubblolz! OoOoOoOoOoOoOoO
butt no pointy endz!! weel POP da bubbolz …. an an an den weel willz awl fallz down!!
taht wuz byoootiful mai Cween!!
oooh, trippy! bubblolz!elebenty1!!!
Oh cweenmj!! Taht wuz byootiful!!
Can yoo pleez swoop daon an taek mee wif yoo???
*holds hand up high*
Ok……here, hop in!! I finso ebbreewun b floating in dere berry own bublol…. I just saw a Guinness Piggeh go saling bai….. and luk… ober dhere!! itz Leeza, deh Flying Skwirrl!!
Booklion can fly, too! an Gremlin haz Ruby. An there goez AfriCat awn hiz flying carpit! An LOOK!! There iz Princess Mu in hur levitayting sedan chair!
It’z fun being up heer wif yoo!!
I can fly??
You kin FLY!
Sprinkolz da skwirrl wif sum Fairee Dust — ohhhh, watches az shee flies ober da rainbow!! Shee musty be finkin sum reelee happity foughtz ….
I found mah marbles!!
hates to tel yu dis, but dos arnt marbls… 0.0
*giglols*
If yoo wud care to joyne Phillipe an mee down thred, you mite be amaized at hao well yoo can fly!
Mor! Mor! Wildlee wavz armz an flooreesant glo stickz!
O hai, op_sMama. Did u see back on teh first lol that u inspired a song wif ur “pet teh cat ur wif” remark?
ai seds ober dere tu butt ai say heer tu
ai petz mai goggeh cuz mai Benneh libs in ktown
Ai lubz taht Benneh kitteh (aiz tryin tu budder up teh hubbehcat for tu maibeh get teh Benneh, sow far hims jus laffin at meh, iz o kay doe)
Noah. Ai mussed it. Ai alwaiz hasstew lie down afur sittn-up. But Ai lookz lader!
*LCB joins teh cween onstage to make a presentification of a present*
Just a small
tokin’token of our S Steam for u, our cween, who spreads teh nooz of Cheezwhirled on teh Cheeztown Cryer. To thank u for looking over those in ur domain, we gibs u another domain, cheeztowncryer dot com! Try it and see whut happens!W000T!!!!!elebenty!!!!!
U botted mii mai own domain??!?!?!?!?!?
I haz a speechifyinglessness!!!!
*klunk!! fawlz ober wif deh shokkz*
“Boughted”, “borrowed”. Whut’s teh difference?
oh wow!!! taht iz amizifying!! ai sooo happehtayl fur yu mai Cween! Wut an awsum gif LCB, taht iz bein tu kool!
liberated!
*snort* no differunts. just semantix.
*runz up tu huggifying LCB
*Runz a liddlol too fastee adn runz ober LCB
Schrreeeeech!!!! (brakez)
*kumz bak
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Well, I was a knockedovercatburglar for a minnit there.
U iz viktim uv a hit-n-hug.
Bedderer tahn bean “KnokkedupCatBurglar”!!
*gulp*
*luuks askanse*
hay, weren’t u teh wun shouting, “PG!! PG!!” back at the start uv teh konsert???
*swallows a hole month’s worth of birf control pills all at once*
dats vry nawt gud fur yu. jus wun wil do mai wunnerful fren!
*whispers*
’s’ok. I just taked teh sugar pill ones.
*fwehw* Oh, gud!
i sens a nudder low budget produckshun…
hhmmm, the elebentee yeer old knocked over lol?
*clappity clappity clappity*
Yay 4 cweenmj n da 8th Dimenshun
wow, man. when did we get the extra three dimenshuns?
*klunk*
eggstraw dimenshuns? far aowt, cat!!!!
iz it just me oar did awl teh letters just go itsy bitsy????
(u can click heer for myoosic)
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*twangy guitar opening*
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Ooo, you make me LOL
whenever RL has got to me
It’s you, ICHC
Ooo, you make me LOL now kitteh!
Ooo, you make me LOL
Oh, you’re the best frenz
that I ever had
I’ve been on here such a long time
Past my bedtime
And I don’t wanna go
Tho it’s quarter to 2:00 –
I really lurve you
Oooo, you’re my cheezfrenz!
Ooo, you make me LOL
Ooo, I’ve been surfing around
But I still come back to you
When I’m online
Frenz all ’round teh world
I’m happy, w00t w00t! (happy, w00t w00t!)
You’re my cheezfrenz.
Ooo, you make me LOL
Whenever this world is cruel to me
I got you, to help me forget
Ooo, you make me LOL now kitteh!
Ooo, you make me LOL
Oh, you’re my home page
I can’t stay away
I know I’ll never be lonely
I can has cheezfrenz
And ur full uv win
Ur really full uv ossim and win
You’re my cheezfrenz!
Ooo, you make me LOL.
(guitar solo)
I’m happy (happy, w00t w00t!)
You’re my cheezfrenz.
Ossim cheezfrenz.
Ooo, you make me LOL
Ooo, you’re my cheezfrenz.
Yay! *clappities my best clappity*
whut? ur best wun?
oh, fankyoo!
Only teh bestest for teh bestest of frenz!
moar
Yay!!!! Applolsause!!!!! Applolsause!!! W00t!
Oh!!
*Dazzled at teh sawng an cweenmj’s W00t!*
that reelee IZ a gud w00t, izzin’t it? fankyoo mai cween!
A clickie W00T!! dey da mostee funz — I lub dat silleh jumpin w00tin kitteh!
Woot, woot!!! Ai lubs Cween! Ai lubs CweenMJ! Ai lubs u awl!!!!! PEACE!!!!
Woot-woot-wootie-woot! Ohai, Upfi! Hab a brownie!
Yu gotz brownies? Omnomnom mmm, cosmic, man!
*NOMs brownie*
*feels it is appropreeate seeing Upfi seems to have rolled in grass and mud and luks a bit smudgie*
Oooooh, teh grass is in awl colors, luk! Wooooohooooooo.
*clapps floofy paws madly*
*throws flours at tessm*
w00t
*catches flours*
ohh, fankyoo!
*put flours in hayrs*
hay, why’d my hair go awl white?
Fabuloso, tessm! Fabuloso!!!!
and since KimKiwi has nawt maded it too teh konsert, may ai postify wun uv her songs heer? This wun just compleetly cracked me up!! And it deeserves a good spot!
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aplologies to Neilol Diamond!
When you begin
Get some A-grade ground beef
Add in some spices and some herbs
And then an egg
And also maybe some onion
Also some breadcrumbs
sorry birds
Shape
Into a round
Place on the grill
Let it go brown
Sweet Cheezburger
(nom nom nom!)
With your pickles and your buns
You look so fine
I believe I’ll have another one
Or Two
A thing of delight
A beautiful juicy burger
With maybe bacon and some slaw
But the best part is the slices of cheese
Getting all melty – I want more
Bite
Into it now
It tastes so good
I am in lurve
(with)
Sweet Cheezburger
(nom nom nom!)
With your pickles and your buns
You look so fine
I believe I’ll have another one
Or Two
Elsa_Mama jumps up onna stage – wif tie-die t-shirt wif a piktur un her boi Matt onit, and Beeg Bell Bellbottum jeenz and her hares awl teezed inna a beeg blondee afroish doo and longee eerringz wif bear feets muddy frum da rain …
*Dis songee iz in memoree ub mii Boi Matt who foughted da gud fite and gabe da inspeerashuns too two meeny peepz ta count *
Hay Matt, we wont bee sadz
An take a sads fing an maekz its bedderer
Remember, weel keepz u inna ar hartz
Then wii kin start, to feelz beddar
Hay Matt, weez nawt afraid
Wii knoz you hadz ta leeevee us
The minute wii newz you wif God
Then Wii began, ta feelz beddar
And any time wii feel the pain; Hay Matt, we gain
Cuz wii kno weez onna yer shoulders
For well, wii knoz that yous a
angelz, who plays it kool
An making dis world, a little hole lotz bedderer
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Naaaaa…
Hay Matt, wii lubs you sew
Youz ar wif God, and weel halpz heem
Remember, weel keepz u inna ar hartz
Then wii kin start, to make it beddar, beddar,
beddar, beddar, beddar, beddar,…
Naaa, Na Na NaNa Naaa, NaNa Naaa,
*Hugs Elsa_Mama*
No wurds, juss hugs
Ai has sumfink in mai iys, Ai finkso, tehy is awl leeky
wot her seyd…
{{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}} wunnderfult ribyute for yr boi Matt.
Take a sad song and make it bedder, yr doing it rite.
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Clappity, clappity!!
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*opunz Shamwow consession*
*buyz a shamwow frum self*
*wipez iiz*
Heer ar sum munnies.
*takes shamwow*
*wipez aieze*
Ai think ai need an odder wun!
*baiez noo shamwow*
*wipez aieze again*
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*putz sum flours in teh beeg doo*
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*byz shamwow frum teh cween adn wieps aieze*
Oh eye needz elebenty ub doze ifinkso I do!!
Beery leekey ayes Ihabzdem …
Heer yoo go! Ai gotted a hole pakij!
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*buyz a bunch uv ShamWows*
*wiepz iiz*
Iz there a tishoo consession? Ai duzzint want to blow mah noez in dis ShamWow.
There ar lotz of tisshoos ober there bai teh boxes ov shamwows! See???
I can haz shamwow? That wuz so nyce
*sings harmony*
*sniffle sniffle*
{{{Elsa_Mama}}}
*still singing*
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Naaaaa… Hay Matt!
*is shure he can hear us now and has a smilol on his face at his mother’s antics*
*claps* *wypz aiz* *claps sum moar* *wypz aiz sum moar*
*leaky eyes*
*holds candle aloft, careful not to singe Matt*
applause
though that doesn’t seem quite enuf.
Wud yoo laik a shamwow!??
Ai deecided to get teh hol box an just hand tehm aut!
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*runsawfwifakwikniss tew laydees ruum sew noe wun heer at werk will see leekee aiys*
*leeves shamwow awn jk2kitteh’s desk – just in cayse*
*an sum flours*
Doughnut stayz sadz!! Matt likeed ta partee and hee wood wantz us to memberify him (aktually he wants us to “remember him” – lolspeek madin heem nutzoh!) and denz goez an hab sum fun furr us and furr heem two!!
{{{{{Elsa_Mama}}}}
iz the leeky eyez wiff smylz an laffs.. doez aer teh bestest leeky eyez eber!!!
*sniff sniff*
Bery byoootaylful Elsa_Mama, bery bery byootylful
*uzez Baileygogz eerz tu wipe teh happeh teerz*
fankie — I hadz da sadz and da happitiez two wen I wuz makin up dem werdz — dey are berry nicee ifinkso two …{{{{{{{{{{{{MATT}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Luvlee just luvlee!!
Sumtimes teh happietiez and da sadz misk tehmseffs up, butt won dai teh happietiez will outnumber teh sadz. Dis woz teh wondermus sawng!
{{{{{E.M.}}}}} Yu doin it rite
Sneeken en a hole weak layte n leebs a hug for Elsa_Mam, n Matt n Cheezpeeps, n wypes eiz on mai sleeve…
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♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
bootiful!
wut bf said!
♥♥♥
un huh – whut hur sed two!
wut they all said!
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Elsa_Mama, dis bees a byootimus tribyoot to Matt, aifinkso.
*grabs ShamWow frum neerest cheezpeep, wipes eyeses*
Elsa_Mama, dat wuz most beautimous. Yoo an Matt wuz bofe so luckee to has hadz eech otter.
.
*Looks fer sumfin to drai leekee aies*
yesh, taht wuz wunderful, elsa_mama!! haz leeky eyes an smilez at same time. i’m shur matt iz prowd ob yoo for doing a song an taht him luvs it a lot! {{{{{elsa_mama}}}}}
Ai fink mebbe we cud has teh CattyPillar rayses nao – Ai bet Matt did tihs wen he wus at Band Camp, an LOLled hisself sillee!
So, yu need teh Upfi cost yooms sumwun – Burfdai fairy, mebbe – wus gibbon owt or, bedderer still, yur sleeping bag; teh “mummee”typ wuns, wiv teh huds and teh drorstrinks R bestest. An Deelee-boppers awn yur heds, obvyusslee.
So, hoo wunts to plai? Hoo’s gonne lyn up fur teh CattyPillar rayses?! Com awn ober heer, bai teh bed yu in tents Africat has bringed….
*puts on a callypitter costyoom*
*sets in on “awtopilot” cawz i haz to go to teh groshrees store cawz we’z owt ob fuds an my fambly wants sum fuds to eet*
*pushpushpushtwisttwisttwist* all teh awto-pilor settings are setted
okay, i’z reddy for teh cally pidder rayse!
on yor marks, get setted, GO!
*hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten…*
*lunarmommy leeves herz remote-controld callypitter kostyoom to finsh teh rayse wile her goze to teh store. wunders if it will still be going wen her gets bakk*
Wayt! Wut? But but but Ai hasn’t sed “Go” oh neber mynd, see yu furver doun fred!
*hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten…..*
Ai don’t need cost yoom, rite? Ai awlready is caterpillar!
I wantz a bloo and purrple costoom!! *watches da Robot LM, tips hed a beet* Hmmm ifinkso ikin goez fasterer den dat … *prackticces mii hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten* Weee!! Watch owt furr burdees!!
Dis iz jest pwaktiss — rite? Wii hasta hab a reel startz when awl da cattypillars are heer… Ifinkso da LM jumpped onna da gun!!
Nope, yur gud to go! See yu doun fred!
*hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten…*
Uh-oh. This shud come natchooral to me .l..
hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten
Ooof.
{{{EM}}}
*Littul Angelina kitteh steps up tu teh stayj*
*Hur furz ar awl skruffy adn derz kobwebs hangin frum hur tayl*
*Sheez akumpaneed by too oddur animulz, hoo ar eben durtier*
*Derz a rakoon wiff a gitar, adn a big goggie wif drumz*
*Angie steps up tu teh mykrofoan*
Ai is gonna sing Kummin intu Cheezland fur ya.
(Original: Coming into Los Angeles by Arlo Guthrie)
(Sing along here)
Hit it, guyz.
*Teh rakoon adn goggie start playin*
*Angiez voys is awl raspee as she lawnchez intu teh sawng*
Kummin in frum no-wayr wif dirt awn mai noze
Stowin awn a rayl-rode dy-ner
Nummerz fawlin ebreewayr awn teh floor
Kud we ebber feeyul much fy-ner?
Kummin intu Cheezland wif fleez
Layin rownd adn ketchin sum zeez
Dont mayk me wurk if u pleez, Mizzz LCB
Derz a goggie wif a niffer lyk u-don-kno
No, he kudint luk much strayn-jer
Tryin tu get a hand-owt frum aneewun
Howlin lyk we awl wuz in dayn-jer
Kummin intu Cheezland wif fleez
Layin rownd adn ketchin sum zeez
Dont mayk me wurk if u pleez, Mizzz LCB
*Angie strutz arown as teh band jams owt teh musikal interlood*
Ginniss Piggeez waukin awn a moovin floor
Stumblin wif teh stuff dat he ca-reed
Derz a cat wif a mask adn heez blowin hur mynd
Finkin dat deyr alreddy ma-reed
Kummin intu Cheezland wif fleez
Layin rownd adn ketchin sum zeez
Dont mayk me wurk if u pleez, Mizzz LCB
Kummin in frum no-wayr wif dirt awn mai noze
Stowin awn a rayl-rode dy-ner
Nummerz fawlin ebreewayr awn teh floor
Kud we ebber feeyul much fy-ner?
Kummin intu Cheezland wif fleez
Layin rownd adn ketchin sum zeez
Dont mayk me wurk if u pleez, Mizzz LCB
*Teh band waylz owt teh finalee as Angie putz teh myk bak in teh stand*
Ai don kno if u can dig hao menee peeps der ar, man.
Lyk, ai wuz rappin wif teh fuzz, man, can ya dig it?
Derz lyk elebenty millyun peeps heer.
JCH4K Bulivard is klozd, man. Far owt.
…and ahl trai an embeb heer…
Awwww!! That wuz teh wunderful!! An Angelina iz verree talented! an teh hole band wuz just grate!!
Moar applesauce!!!
Woot! Weely weely woot!
OH! sumhaow aifinkso ai missed this wun! w00t! w00t!
*clappity clappity*
heer, u needs a shamwow to wipe awf ur nose?
Fankies, but it wont last lawng. Ai lubs rollin in teh durt.
Pappa cawls me his “durty gurl” cuz ai duz it so much, but ai is alwayz kleen adn sawft foar nytee-nytz, cuz ai don want no baffs.
*hyds Baileygog frum teh fleez, hims allergic*
taht wuz grate man!!! tu kool!
*Ambercat passes bai inna sleepybag, wiv deeley boppers wayving*
*hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten…*
Sooooo good, AngelPlume!!!!! so bery, bery gud!
Ohai, Cheezpeeps! Ai totally forgotted abowt teh concert today. Stoopy Pleh RLS.
Heer!!!
*putz sum flours in nigthshydes hare*
An yoo will need this shamwow!
An there’z fud in teh beeg bloo silken Bedouin tent!
An teh mewsik iz still going awn!
an u mite need a flannik, too.
welcome!! itnz neber too late to come to teh concert, man. yew see, it’z like this big time thingy. it goes teh foward and teh backward, and sumtimes, like, the past and the fyooochur is awwwwwlllllllll oooh looky the byootiful colors…..
* onlookers tackle Pd’B*
*hand him pipe, lighter, and big bag of cheezpuffs, in hopes of shutting him up*
A pipe. . . .wir sumthing innit???
May ai hav a puff, pleez???
*speaking in compressed voice, trying to not exhale*
sure, man, here you go …
*exhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale*
*breeeeeeeeeeethez in*
*coff coff*
sorree
*breeeeeeeethtes in again*
*compressed voice * thankx
*hans pipe bak*
*exhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale*
*stifuled coff*
Chix cayn’t hoald deyz smoak — datz watt it iz…
*runs in late*
but we’re liteweights, so it duzzn’t matter!
*takes a long pull on teh pipe*
*koffs til she cries*
*has a craving for a moon pi*
man, did I miss out on a lot by going to engineering school instead of a state school…
*gigglol*
mee tew! ai did have sum interestin tymes in grad skool…
*gigglol* Ai hazzint dun dis in a wile.
*taeks puff frum pipe*
Ooooh – lookit awl teh kulurs. *sways in tiem to teh muzik*
*taeks anudder puff*
*wanders off to find teh bloo silken fud-hazzin tent*
{{{nightshayde}}}
Is cool, dudette. Chill. Have a go at the nip and a pass at the puff and wotever comes around.
*hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten…*
clapty clapty berry nice
*hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten…* uh oh, hope my callypitter awtopilot iznt stukked
ohai angie!
*hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten…*
Iz yoo reel or da robot?? Ifinkso da remote controlled robote beez ober heetin!! Iz gonna blow!!
Kitteh trees bloom in teh sunshyne
That iz a troolee byootiful kitteh tree. Two ov tehm luk laik mai Barney and Fin!
Oh man, taht’s so, so, so…..beeyooteemus! Far freakin’ aot!
*Williboi wandars out onna stage, nawt suer witch one az ai jus gawt heer berri lait (gawt stuk inna turble traffik jam) anniz kinda lawst*
hear be mai song fur dis wunnerful evint of lols n mud
Cheez Frens bai Kat Steeffinz
En updayte uf hiz classik toon Peas Strayned
Nauw iz bean haipee laitley, tinkin bout da gud lolls tew cum
an ai bewieves et culd bee, sumfin gud haz beegun
ohai, iz bean smilen laitley, dreemin bout da fuds ai wil nom
An ai bewieves et cud be, a cheezburger iz tew cum
cuz owt onna egg uv dawkniss, dere iz da cheez frens
Ohai, cheezfrens take dis lol, kum maek doaz puns eggin
Nau iz bean happey laitley, tinkin bout da gud lolls tew cum
an ai beweaves et culd bee, sumfin gud haz beegun
ohai cheezfrens sowndin owter
smilol awl da cheezfrens
Kum awn nau cheezfrens
Yesh, cheezfrens totawly lollin
ebbrywun lawg awn duh Werdprez
Kum awn nau cheezfrens
Git yoar abatars tewgedder, goe n brings sum Failpeeps tew
Lols iz geddin nearer, sewn id wil awl be gnu
Nau kum an joynin de nomming, iz nawt sew farr frum noone
Eggs geddin neerur, sewn et wil awl be fud
Nau ai’z bean krying laitley, tinkin bout da trolls az dey iz
why must dey go awn postin, why kant wii live awn toonafish?
cuz owt onna egg uv dawkniss, dere iz da cheez frens
Ohai, cheezfrens take dis lol, kum maek doaz puns eggin
“Peas Strayned” LOL!
*clappity clappity*
ossim! FTW!
*frows flowerz at teh staij*
clappityclappity! dat wuz full of win adn ossim!
Cat Stevens FTW!
give peas a chance!
*waves hands*
duude … ossim …
*hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten……*
AC — Iz you doing da KattyPillar race awl da wai downz heer!! Yous iz fastee – butts (!) heer I cums
*hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten……* tyme elebenty fast!!! (ohh Iz gitten a blisterer onna mii bellie)
heer cumz da LM robot kattypillar!! Boi izta fast — derz streem cummin owt da hed!!! *hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten……* hissssssss…. Oh nose — ifinks itz gonna Blow!!!!
*hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten…*
uh oh!! halp teh aawtopilot iz stukked!!
*hunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstrayten*
Frows herselfs inna frunt ub LM and twies ta knock her onna da hed (jest too unstukify ta aawtopilot — wii nawt want LM to blow upz!!)
*hunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstrayten … LUNJE1!!11*
Yay!!!! Clappity, clappity, calap, clap. I hears teh singing so clearly in my head….
Kewl! Can I has 1 frum yer loltree?
ohai again! iz everywun feeline GROOVY??
ai can’t heeeeeeer u!!
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this wun is foar awl the lurkers owt there… (pls to excuse teh stoopy fronsch goggie whut barks oar sumfing like, halfway thru…)
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with apololgies to Plol Simon and Art Garfunklol
“Teh Lurker”
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I am just a lurker and my comments seldom show
I have squandered all my bandwidth
For a kitteh pikshur captioned in an Impact font
All jokes and fun — still, sometimes there are heartaches and we share them one by one, mmmm…
When I found my cheezfren family
I was on teh interwebs
I was laffin’ at teh lolcats
When I clicked the link for “Comments” and said, “WTF?”
Reading slow,
Sounding out the funny spellings, learning lolspeek as I go
Picking up the phrases only cheezpeeps know
LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL la-la-la-la-LOL…
Trying only for a “front page”
I go makin’ lotsa lols, but I get no burgers –
But a friend request from CweenMJ and many moar!
I do declare that the cheezpeeps are the nisest bunch of people ennywher…
Now the hours pass in laughter and cheez cameraderie –
With the puns and ABC lists,
nawt-sekkund sillybrayshuns and the conga-rats
Well it may sound strange
But the Burfdae Fairy wishes even lurkers “Happy Day!”
Even lurkers get a chance to come and play.
LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL la-la-la-la-LOL…
Though I don’t have time for playing now
I’m wishing I was on ICHC
Where teh fuds is always nommy and teh drinks iz free,
cweenfetti…
blowin’ by…
ﮡ ﻳ •٭°+ ▫•∞▫*• ﻳ •‡¤ ▫• ∞ ‡ ¤٣ ﮡﻳ •٭ °+ж ٣ ﻳ ﮡ ▫• ∞ ж ٣ ﮡﻳ •٭°+ж ٣ ٨∞ ﻳ ﮡ
In the meantime there is RL, with its stoopiness and pleh
And it carries teh reminders of ev’ry chore I haven’t done
or things I meant to get to
but I’m on teh interwebs
I am playing wiv teh cheezfrenz, leaving RL far behind
Living foar teh time spent playing nise online…
LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL la-la-la-la-LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL la-la-la-la-LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL
LOL la LOL LOL, LOL la LOL la-la-la-la-LOL
Oh tessm, datz eksellent!
Datz wun ob mai fabritest sawngs – ai memrized it way bak as a littul kittin – adn u fitted teh wurds tu it so well ai dint eben need teh linkee.
Clappity-clappity-elebenty!!
*bows*
why, fankyoo! {{AP}}
ai wurked hard onnit alla way up until layte last nite!
Freekin’ fantastic, tessm!!!!!!! Elebenty!
*danses to teh confetti*
Awesome tessm, awesome!
Fantasteek!
mare-see!!
Wehre? Ai donut see a mare!
Yay tessm! *Clappity clappity!!!11!*
*stummbles awt uv lurkey whole wif brownee crums on orinj furree face en a sillee smilez* thnkx..dat wus beeeuutifull man!! *goes back wif gud feelins bout cheezpeeps confirmashioned oncet again*
{{{lcc}}}
Puff puff pant pant
*hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten…*
Dang! that was good, tessm. Dang gud.
*fumbles in leather pounch, lukking fur moar words ov praise. Cheezpeeps so awsum, i’ve used ‘em up.*
YAY!
{KCT getz awn teh stayge wif geetar} Ahem! Ai gonna sing a sawng foar luv uv mai cheezpeeps. {sings to the werds uv “There’s A New World COming” wif teh Mommas & the Poppas wif moomoo autfit}
Theres a noo cheez cuming,
Dis wuns cumming to an end,
Deres a noo cheez cummin,
Doan let teh poyntys get u in teh end!
Comming in peeces, comming lub, comming in Cheez!
Dere’s a lawt noo cheezfrens,
Dere shud be nawt to an end,
Dere’s a lawta noo cheez frens,
Wif LOLs to tawp them!
Coming in peeces , comming in lub, coming in Happytayle!
{chokes up awn sawng…..getz happeetayle abowt cheez & lub} Ai gawta sit down foar a bit….{leeky eyes oar too mush ‘nip} Lubs U, Man!
{{{{{{KCTailkinker}}}}}}} Taht wuz SOOOO byootimus!!!
{{{{{{{jch4k}}}}}} Ai lubs u too! Fank u!
*hugs KCT*
*our fringes and love beads gets all tangloled up*
Dont annybuddy move fast.
ai iz nawt shur ennybuddy can.
{{KCTailkinker}} *tosses flower garlands over KCT and LCB*
{{{{{{meezer mom, tessm, gammact}}}}} *puts garlands ober teh hed* Hedbonks and happytayle purrs!!!!
*hugz bak* Sumbuddy get a sizzors plzkthx!
Lubs U2, Man! Dat was AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWsum, KCT!
Dude.
Lubz U man! {{{{{{{Upfi}}}}}} Dooood! *fawls bak awna bak, blinking*
*uv necessitee, everywun fawls on KCT*
w00t! goggie pyle on KCT!!
*helps KCT up*
taht was aaawwwwwsuuuummmm!
*falls on back to check out what KCT was looking at*
oooohhhhhhh…
{{{KCT}}} heerz a shamwow, no sush fing as too mush nip, haz anuvver toke an yu’ll feel beddererer aifinnkso. *sways a liddlol*
{{{{{mezzomom}}}}} O yesh, moar ‘nip plzkthx! *gets moar ‘nip* Catnip heer is Mowi Kapowee!
*clappittee clappittee clappittee clappittee clappittee!!!!*
YAY foar owr KCT an teh sawng ful uv teh awesum!
*hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten…*
*hunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstrayten*
ooh, taht wuz byootiful, KCT!! *waves az i zoom past smoke coming owt ob my kostyoom feelers*
*hunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstrayten*
Hey — -Heerz i cums toooooo…… *hunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstrayten* — dis iz da funz wai ta seez da concert …. speeds up sewz az nawt to loose da rase … *hunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstrayten* dat tikkols!!
Yay, KCT, you inspires me!
*gets out boddy paynts and brushes, starts painting harts & flowers onn ebbery cheezpeep in reech ov the brush.*
OOooo nawz I haz a racin stripee — weee Iz fastee naw *hunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstrayten* (whew iz racee awlmostr ober — mii stomach muscleez haz a hyooog tired!!)
Ohai, booklion! I can haz a unicorm awn mai belleh?
U guise wanna dance a little? Here’s a surprisingly upbeat tune from our fren from VLC, Lol Young!
Cheezburger Site
(kthx to Tessm for teh idear, aplolgies to Neil Young. He knows why.)
I wanna play
On teh cheezburger site
I could be happy
Teh rest of my life
At teh cheezburger site
Teh captioned cat pictures
Are such a delight
Cheezfrenz together,
Playing day and night
Yay, cheezburger site
Gremlin announces
A race for the swift
This worker relaxes
Has fun between shifts
At teh cheezburger site
Teh captioned cat pictures
Are such a delight
Cheezfrenz together,
Playing day and night
Yay, Cheezburger site
Boss, don’t make me work now
I’m gonna need a sham-wow
Don’t make me go AWOL
U see ur sad drone needs to lol
Yesh…yesh…yesh.
*turns it up adn dansdansdans!*
Ai lubs dat sawng!
Woot!
*throws hat onto stage*
*is bowled over by Shadow’s hat*
Whut kine hat is that? A demolition derby?
*faysepaw*
*twise*
Yeh — kynda liek da wun Oddjob yooziz n James Bond mooveez
It’s a cowboy hat. And I threw it onto the stage. Not at you.
oooh, luuk! a sombrero!
MEXICAN HAT DANS EVVERYWUN!!
na na na na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na na na na
*klunk*
*is awestruck by all the talented cheezpeeps*
Iz so guds isnit… ai habin lawt uf fun *startz dancin wif gammacat*
*dans dans bownce bownce wif Kerri*
Oops, mai deelee boppers R fawlin ober mai iys!*hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten…*
Teh stage iz dark and elebenty minutes pass az the myoosishuns tune up and/or toke up. Finally, when the liets com up, Meezer Mom is lurching around teh stage and—it’s Joe Cocker Spaniel! Teh croud swaez az he [David] sololfully sings:
Wif a Littlol Halp frum Cheezfrenz
Whut wud u think if ai showed u a LOL
Wud u sai taht teh spelling wuz flawed?
Luk obber heer and aisle show u a LOL
Pleez dont sniff if teh writin looks odd.
O, ai get laffz wif a littlol hap frum Cheezfrenz
O, no moar gaffes wif a littol halp frum Cheezfrenz.
Whut do ai do when my wurk is a drag?
(Duz it worry u to be behind?)
How do ai feel when teh boss starts to nag?
(Are u sad becuz he seems to mind?)
No, ai get glad wif a littlol halp frum Cheezfrenz,
O, start a fad wif a littlol halp frum Cheezfrenz.
Preddy soon weel be kvelling
So prowd uv LOLs in awr souls
Duz u heer distant yelling?
Ai heer sum boos frum teh trollz.
Do u beleev u kin splort frum teh cyoot?
Yesh aim sir tin taht it happunz awl teh tyme.
What duz u doo when yur kitteh’s a beaut?
Ai go boom becuz he luks sublime.
O, take a baff wif a littlol halp frum Cheezfrenz
O, wont be naff wif a littol halp frum Cheezfrenz.
Not by halfs wif a littol halp from Cheez, halp frum Cheezfrenz.
*Bows so deeply he staggerers a leetlol*
*CLAPPITY CLAPPITY*
*gives teh dawg a granola bone*
Thnx, LCB, ai owe it awl to you and your grate idea
W00t, w00t!!! *trhows flours and nip on stayge*
*claps wildly*
*sways and rolls over*
oh mezzo dats owssim!
mai cheezburgers tew yew @@@@@
thundrous applolsause
yesh yesh taht iz puurrrrrfect sawngs fur Cheezstock! wuuhoooo
So menee sawngs, so much awsumness!
*clappity-clap* (littlol help heer, plz?) *clappity-clap*
heer’s a liddlol halp frum a fren!
*clappity clappity*
w00t! w00t!
*hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten …*
*clappity clappity*
w00t w00t 4 Meezer’s Mom!!1!
Dat wun iz grate!
Adn Jim-meow Hendriks taykz teh staj
Osae kin yu here
Though yur eerz dey bii num
How so loudlee wii LOLed
At teh hour’s las turnen
Kitteh strips and brite eeyz
Through teh intertubes come
Awn awr puterz wii watchud
Adn awr fingurz were burnen
Adn teh kahmentz wii wroet
Funnee liynz dat wii quoet
Gafe proof through teh nite
Dat teh LOLs wuz still dere
Osae duz that cheezburger
Websiyt stil lode
Fur teh cheezpeeps dat nede
Funnee katz to beholde
*sways wif teh moosic*
Totlolly kozmic, doood!
Thatz so heavy, man.
skrewd awp teh rhym skeme (ai blamz awl teh nip en teh ayr)
shud bii:
Adn teh kahmentz wii wroet
Funnee liynz dat wii quoet
Gafe proof through teh nite
Dat teh LOLs wuz still mote
oh, well, in THAT case —
W00T!! W00T!! @@@@@!!
taht wuz awwwwsum catena!!! taht shud beh owr anthm
*hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten….*
Where sum flowrs in ur hare. Cum to Cheezland, kiddo and ware sum flowrs in ur hare. eggs cyoos meh! Ai gawta goes 2 teh med tent….Ai gawt awlmost drownded in teh mud! *getz ober to teh tent and dey gibs a fyreman hoo hosed KCT (fyreman….whooo) an gibs her moar ‘nip*
Hey dere, KCT, don’t bogart deh fyremenz!!!!
SNORT! LOL!
O Kay guys ai jus dids a sawg up… ai nawt kneow wut dis kinda ebent wuz liek sow ai wuz jus gonna wach but ai gotz inspuration an ai maded a sawg rellly quik an ai dun tink anywun elze will does it..
shud ai post it awn teh lazt lol ub teh concert?
ohai KLWU! u can postify it ennywhar ur hart deesires! aifinkso iz nawt a lot of organizayshun left…
altho KimKiwi has nawt mayded her appearants yet!! where is she? well, I mean, I know she’s in noozeeland, but u noes whut ai meen.
U can post in whenever u wants! Is a free concert!
I also sense that most of teh peeps whut has writed something beforehand has preformed alreaddy. go for it!
Post it, babes, post it!!! Wi wanna heer form u! Wii lubs u, dood! *hands catnip to KLWU an taws sum beeds to her*
HAY! I is still tangloled up in those beads ur tossing!
untanglolz LCB an taeks teh nip wif deep breff
ahhhhh
well ai wuz tinkin teh lazt lol cuz maybe nawt meny peoplz wud beh left fur it an it wud gets loonly
Well, there was a lol in between teh first one and this one, so who knows whut will happen and when. If peeps is still partying after all teh new songs is gone, we can trot out some of teh Gratest Hits from events gone by.
certainement
Juss passin fru; donut mynd me!
*hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten….*
*announcer voice*
Parrothead says O hai. She is teh stuck in teh traffics on JCH4K Blvd and/or in moderation.
U’d think she’d remember that she can fly, but mabye teh smoke cloud from here has reached there and she forgot. Which is weird, cuz those of us whut normally does not fly is teh airborne…
pfft! itz all those cocomonutts that’s done it!!
dun nip an fly!!
Teh banned wannders awnstaije adn toonas up adn tokes up adn ebenchooly starts playing,iz teh Ceiling Cat Rebibal preeforming tehir grate hit sawng, Gushifuds!
Oh gushifudz
Oh Gushifudz
Oh Gushifudz, hao Ai lubs u
Gushifudz
Ai liek teh wai yu smell, Ai liek it oh sew well
Ai liek teh wai y taste, won’t letz yu go tu waste
Gushifudz
Oapinz up teh can, dat is mai demand
Oapinz up teh can, dat is mai demand
Gushifudz
it’s got a gud beet — ai kan dans tew it — ai gives it elebenty!!1!
*dans dansez wif tessm*
elebenty heer tu!!!
FTW!
*hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten…….*
oh my, burfday fairy cannot keep up wif all teh funz today!! but heer i iz to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Punkin an all teh ovver groovy burfday peeps!!! i haz bringed cuppiecaeks in all diffrent flavrs, wif fluffy frostings an kandy flowrs an peese sines on top!! also iskreem, sparkly party punch, big an fluffy or long an silky raynbow hair wigs, an goodie bags filled wif raynbow frizbees, inflatablol neon-colured gittars, kandee, an colur-it-yorself groovy hippee blakk velvit posters wif elebenty-eight sykadellikal colurd crayns (wif bilded in sharperner) an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
oops, forgetted to bold punkin!!
*checks teh Burfday Fairy’s eyes*
*adds some stripes*
how kin deh iiiz haz bof chekz adn stripez??
*tryz tu luk at own iiiz.
ok. now i gotz a hedake.
*wanderz off in search of asp rinz.
oh heer, just have sum uv this nip… you’ll feel fine…
ohai cween, ai red dat as hedcake… prolly frum lukin atta sykadelic burfday iis. ai cadot heer 2 gud, ai hab a code.
*blows noes inna shamwow*
Plarrrrnk, sniffel
fikshunkitteh!!! OMCC!! haow has u been, odder than having a pleh cowld?
{fk} hope u feels betterer suun!
Fan Q tessm! ai has been teh bizzy, lukin fur werk…pleh…loozing teh baddlol, butt (!) ai keeps mai cheer full. Haop all cheezpeeps iz has teh fun!
tanks for the burday wishes burfday fairy! eye just b reading n laffing at all the funz today. eye’ll have a couple cuppiecaeks and a goodie bag adn keep on reading. tanks!!
Happitayl Burfday, Punkin!
happeh burfday Punkin (teh kitteh mai stoopy sizter tried tu gibs mai mum wuz named Punkin)
Happee burfday, Punkin!!!
*wunderz wai Punkinz burfday izn’t hallolween.
‘Cuz Hallolween iz mah burfday, silleh cween.
PUNKIN!!!!! *schmoos Punkin*
{{{Punkin}}}
OH, so gud to see u here!
Happee Burfday, Punkin!!! {{{{{Punkin}}}}}
happee birfdai Punkin!
*tosses beeds and flowers over Punkin’s hed*
tank you efferybudy for the burfday wishes!!!!
*hunch strayten hunch strayten oooh cake! hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten….*
Dis be teh funnest partee! Ai misseded moast uv it but got catched up wif a kwikness. So menny talented peeps, an teh tastee fuds! It be purrfekt fur a Mundai.
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Fank yoo, LCB an GP an all teh otters hoo putted dis event togedder. An ebrywun hoo sang an playeded teh grate moosic.
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Whee! Or shood dat be, “Groovy, man”? Ai duzzent memember…
*hunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstrayten*
*waves at cassidy wile zooming past wif smoke coming owt ob kostyoom feelers*
*hunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstrayten*
*hunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstrayten*
puff puff puff — laffin too hardz ….
an donut forgit, get yor speshul limited edishun Mick Boblol-Lip Akshun Figyurs heer!! wif amazing boblol-lip akshun!! only two munnies, all proseeds go to teh Giness Piggeh Fund for Teh Releef ob Pleh RLS an teh Reform-a-Trol Fowndayshun!!
Oh, yesh! heers too munnies, ai awlways wanted wun ob doze fing eben wen ai diddint noe tehre wuz sutch a fing!
*poke* *boblol* *gigglol*
Ok, cheezfrenz, I has time for one moar song about how awesome ICHC and all of u is, and how pleh teh RLS is. U is all invited to sing along at teh chorus. U’ll learn it quick enuff.
Play Nice (Comments on teh Lol)
wif aplologies to Melanie, who dids “Brand New Key,” which is teh onliest of her songs most peeps know, which is a shame because Melanie did some rly cool songs about love and stuff and still does but she doesn’t get teh lubs and respect in general that she deserves. khtxhmph
(chorus x2)
Play nice, play nice
Play nice, no fights,
Let your comments cheer up
All teh ones who stand and frown.
We are so close in this chat room,
We rush to halp when others swoon,
We all has caught teh same disease,
We all sing teh songs of cheez.
(chorus x2)
So raise ur spirits high,
‘cuz if u don’t we would be blecch just like teh trolls.
Come say “o hai” to ur frenz
‘cuz if u do we could stave off Real Life Syndrome
(chorus x2)
We are so close in this chat room,
We rush to halp when others swoon,
We all has caught teh same disease,
We all sing teh songs of cheez.
Some come to lurk,
Some come to play,
Some come to keep
Teh pleh away.
So raise ur spirits high (up high)
‘cuz if u don’t we would be blecch just like teh trolls.
Plz say “o hai” to ur frenz (o hai)
‘cuz if u do we could stave off Real Life Syndrome
(chorus x4)
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
The wurds are so troo, dear LCB! Ai is awlmost in tears – wait, where is awl dis wetness coming from?
Lights a match and holds it high
yeah LCB!!! wundermaus as alwais!
w00t w00t!!!
*holds lighter up hi*
*raises spirits up high*
*is ready wif a glass in case Tess spills some spirits*
*hunch strayten hunch strayten schluuuurps Tess’s’s’s’s spirits hic! hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten….*
HAY! u come bak heer!
Weez inna kittypillar rase — gotts katch up — puff puff puff *hunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstrayten*
*hunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstrayten*
*hunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstrayten*
o kay, ai dids dis reeely quik but ai fink iz nawt bads *takes liddle moor nip an jumps awn teh stage*
Teh Baileygogz iz gunna halp me, yu redy Baileygogz *hims nodnodnods*
o kay lets hab sum fun fun fun
*yellow litez ar shinnin awn teh stage an Baileygogz starts acktin owt teh sawng as Kerri singz it*
(peez tu forgibs meh Mr Beetlez an ai kross mai fingurs dis wurks)
In teh pace taht ai wuz born
libbed a goggeh dat fells aseep
am him dreemed ob a fun wurld
in teh land we kno as cheez
so him wakd aroun teh town
tills him met a purdy cween
an hur laffed beneaf teh starz
abowt a yello L. O. L.
(spellz it owt insteads ub sayin it as a wurd)
We awl laff at
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
We awl laff at
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
An owr frends r awl aroun
many moor ub dem in uddr blogz
an the laffs ar on teh wai
*Q bunneh trumpitz an goggeh drummerz adn teh squurlz hab teh cymbolz adn tey march rown teh stage in funneh yello kostumez*
We awl laff at
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
We awl laff
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
*Q teh bubblez an teh flutterbaiz an teh dancin furretz*
Az weh lib a lief ub laffs (lief ub laffs)
eberywun ub uz (eberywun ub uz)
iz full ub luv (full ub luv)
skiez ub blu (skiez ub blu)
an feeld ub green (feeld ub green)
an we laff awl thru teh dais
We awl laff at
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
We awl laff at
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
*eberywun dansdansdans togeder awn teh stage*
We awl laff at
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
We awl laff at
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
teh yello L. O. L.
*eberybuddeh keeps singins as tey march off stage an roun teh crowd tills yu nawt heer dem enymoors*
*dans dans bownce bownce spin spin*
*thud*
ooooh, lookit all teh prettee clowds…
Oh, Kerri!! dat wuz grate!!!!
Applolsause!! Applolsause!!!!!!!!
*clappity clappity clappit* Ai lubs dat! WOOt WOOt!!1!! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{lcb}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Ai gettin happytayled!!!
*sings off key*
we awl noms on teh greenish leafs of tea, greenish leefs of tea, greenish leafs of tea…
@@@@@ upfi!
(for us carnivores) we awl nom onna yellow cheezburger!
ahh taht iz funneh Upfi!! ai liek it!
ooh da beadles!!! jawin. powel, joorge (skweee!) an wringoo!
kerri yer riten kwikniss iz ossim :_D
ebbrywun uv uz.. haz awl wee kneads…
wee awl libs inna yelol L O L…
on noes EERWURM!
*gigglolz* Ai can has liddle surpriz fur awl yu in few minutez *snikkerz*
Wringoo wuz awlways mai fabrit beadle cuz himz funny!
ai lubed him awn Thomas teh tank engin.. him adn Geroge Karlin!!
We awl liff in a mello yello tone.
*hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten…*
*hunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstrayten*
awsum song kerri!!
*hunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstrayten*
…and the lolcats do not fall far from the tree, it seems.
Ohai guise
deed sumbuddy bork da ICHC lol thymes? meybah sumwun gibes da hedcheez peeps sumov does phunnie brown knees en nao dey kant walk rite? iffin dey iz tew stoent tu wurk dems pewter hows wul wee git a gnu LOL?
Apparintlee, gettin a noo lol isnt teh prollem (giglol).
Gettin dem tu stawp (giglol), oar tu sho up awn tym (giglol), myte be moar ob a prollem (laff owt lowd).
Ooooh, aifink iz tym tu lay off teh nip (roflmao *owch* giglol).
*Nennepus sneeks in – inna flowery flowing dress an sandlols on*
*has braids of flower inda hare and beeds round my neck*
*strums my guitar*
I’m not reelee gud at this – but here it goes…
This is a small protest song – an anti-ode to WP so to speek!
No lolz today, how are we gonna play
The commints stand alone,where have the lols all gone
No lolz today, has WP had a frite
to cheezpeeps passing by, it seems a common sight
why is this gooing ohonn, all the thyyme
why are the cheeses not keeping him in line
where are the lolz that heer shudda been
on the frunt payje – making cheezpeeps grin
No lolz today, how are we gonna play
The commints stand alone,where have the lols all gone
But all that’s left is a place dark and lonely
no laffs no jokes and no silly phunneh lists
an all because theres a bug inda system
stoopeh veepea cloun
No lolz today, how are we gonna play
The commints stand alone,where have the lols all gone
No lolz today, has WP had a frite
to cheezpeeps passing by, it seems a common sight
what should we do? go looking here an there?
jump up an down? or skreeming high an low?
where do they go – the lolz that go a miss?
are they awl lost – or have they had skare?
No lolz today, how are we gonna play
The commints stand alone,where have the lols all gone
But all that’s left is a place dark and lonely
no laffs no jokes and no silly phunneh lists
an all because theres a bug inda system
stoopeh veepea cloun
No lols tuday, how are we gonna play
where are we gonna laff – where are we gonna weep
no lols tuday – it reele makes me fink
where ar we gonna eat – where are we gonna drink?
what should we do? go looking here an there?
jump up an down? or skreeming high an low?
where do they go – the lolz that go a miss?
are they awl lost – or have they had skare?
No lolz today, how are we gonna play
The commints stand alone,where have the lols all gone
No lolz today, has WP had a frite
to cheezpeeps passing by, it seems a common sight
No lolz today, has WP had a frite
to cheezpeeps passing by, it seems a common sight
No lolz today, has WP had a frite
to cheezpeeps passing by, it seems a common sight
*curtsees kwiklee an runs of stayje – slightlee shayking of fright*
O, wow. Bummer, man. It really makes you think, man.
*Stares intently at Nenne*
yeah man – i totalleh know wut u mean man…
*eats sum moar brownies an lies back lukking at the stars*
Fantastiske!!!! Nennepuss. Is terrific!! And just hao we feels when WP burps!
O Nennepus yu ARE reelee gud at it! Ai lubbed yur sawng – hope teh cheezes take note!!
Thank you Booklion an Miniminsmum!!
Taht iz bein teh bestest protestest sawg EVER!!!11!!1!elebenty!!
arghle!!1!!! teh site is seeeww slowwww!!!
taht was great nennepus!!!
Taht’s, lyk, deep, man; rilly deep!
*hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten hunch strayten….*
ai am LMAO at yu guys… liek litterally laughin my applez rite off!!
if onlee that wud rillee werk… *sigh*
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@! Woot elebbentY!!! Well sung, Nennepus!
frow som waterz on tehm or losts cawfee quik
refurin to lol peps naut nennpus suwwy, berry good swongs habbin good laf
o kay mai suprize iz reddy but aifink ai will wait till 6 fur teh nu lol maibeh… duz taht oder lol kownt? or are we gonna hab wun moor cheezstock lol? Ai iz awl cunfuzzled… iz next wun at 6? (liek ina hour)
Dis has been a majikal confuzzled day, but it shud be.
well, orijinallee it was to bee “Three Lols uv Cheez and Mud” (aifinkso wuz LCB’s idea) so if u wants to wayt, u cud kik off teh final lol!
ya cuz taht udder lol/contest/fingie jus duzznt cownt
Ohai ebberybudy – ai juss had such a fun taem at teh consert todai.
Ai tryd butt ai juss cud nawt keep up wiv teh sawngs. Ai wanted to gibs tehm AWL elebenty billyon burgers.
Conga rats to awl teh arteests furr teh maost fantasticaboolus purr-for-mints tehy put on, furr teh mag-niffy-scent costooms, furr teh imaginashuns adn teh clebberness wiv wurds to re-rite teh golden owldy sawngs.
Nao ai haz to go an ly down wiv teh egg-horse-chums.
Peas adn lub to awl cheezfrenz.
*hunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstrayten*
bye bye miniminsmum!!!! *waves wile zooming past wif smoke coming owt ob kostyoom feelers*
*hunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstrayten*
HALP!! teh awtopilot iz stukked!!
*crawls to the reskyoo*
*switches orff awtopilot*
*passes lunarmommy teh pipe*
Peace, man!
Upfi–You the Man.
peas an lub to u too!
an thank you all cheeseland for this magnifissent festivlol – habs eben moar fun on the negstes lols!!!
thank you and good nite!
*Throwz moar frozen pease at ebreewun!! *
Ai . . . ai havn’t laffed this much in a verree lawng taim!
Butt – Mary 0 wuzn’t heer!
*wanderz off luking fru Mary0*
y itz 11.11 am iz 10. 15 pm for mi in engerland
Coz tym is lyk, yuno, a continuinuinuinuum an teh LOLs is lyk awn Cheeztym an in TTI we is lyk awn summahtym and teh Merkin peeps is lyk awl ober teh plaice man, yuno wot Ai is sayin?
*nods in agreement* Dat wuz deep Ambercat, really deep.
Er, yeah well, lyk ai fink ai see wot u meen, butt maybe on teh uvver hand ai nawt so shure, yu see wot ai meen, lyk, well, um…
dood dat iz writechus stuf yu bee speekin an smokin aifinso!
dood dat iz writechus stuf yu bee speekin an smokin aifinkso!
wow man ai figgs et beefour et poasted.
tiem iz awl waurped nao…. dood ai gotta goe lye down noa.
Ohai all yu luverly freekee lolpeeps, I cannot stae an plae on account of RL work but I thot I’d jus sit quietlee under the Lolcat tree, must be sum kinda wood stok, aifinkso, an watsch teh clowds go by an say how groovee all yu waild fings are an dat yu maek mah hart sing an hum to mahself all yu need is Lols, all yu need is Lols, all you need is Lols, lols, lols is all yu need oh yeh so truuuuuue an also sum beeds I gots lotsa beeds in all teh pritty cullurs an sum no cullurs at all be kaerful not to lik lik lik teh cullurs off becus tehy mite taste funnee an make yu see funnee culurs but dats okeh becus all you need is lols, all you nneeed isss lolllsssss ai herd teh nues today oboy an now tehy now how menny holes it taeks to fill the albert lol lol is all yu need toooooo leh teh sunshain in, lehhhhht teh sunshinin teh suuuuuunnn shain in um ai bettur get bak to RL wurk now kthks bai.
*psssst* Duffy, Ai finks mebbe yu shud stop smoking taht sh*t nao!
ROFLMAO!!!!!
Yu shure yur in a feet stayt to wurk?
Prolly teh best stayt to werk! Hey, is tihs sh*t leegul in yur stayt?!
hear iz leegul fur sum medikul konditshuns butt nawt fur Stoopy Pleh Reel Lyfe sindroam.
~ friggin unbeelieafable~ 
iz da catty pillar raiz dun? hoo wun?
*hunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstrayten*
steel on ihopes sew !!
*hunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstrayten*
*wobblols up frum teh bottom ob teh thred*
my parts ober, ifinkso
*thud*
goe EM! goe wif a kwikniss!
I iz in awe ov teh talented singer-snogwriters…yu r awl terrific!
*gets emoshunal*
I reelly luv yu, man, all elebenty millyn ov yu.
*Teh big lion gets up and flaps its wings, rising higher into teh air, almost az high as JCH4K and Pd’B. As it disamappears into the distance, it sends schmoos and Cheezluv to awl teh Cheezpeeps!*
O Hai!!!! Ai meen – BAI!!! LOL!!!
*Liez down in teh grass to luk at teh skye – an teh clouds . . . .an think thots.*
Hey!!! Ai think ai see Ceiling Cat up there!!
Mite Ah sum-mit rs Nashunul Anfem 4 Cheezland?
(Is sownds liek da wun for Canadia, but is differnt.)
O kitty cat!
Domestic short hair breed,
I will see that
You get the things you need
Food that tastes nice
Toys shaped like mice
A box that’s kept waste free
And more than that, o kitty cat,
You’ll sleep in bed with me
You keep my home
Pest and rodent free
O, kitty cat, you are a friend to me!
O, kitty cat, you are a friend to-oo me!
*criez* ai jus lub owr natashunal amfem!
naow awl ai need iz a kittehkat tu go wif it
OH!! clappity clappity!! ai lubs it!
I saloot you, cheezfrend.
Hunch strayten……Hunch.. strayten……….Hunch…. strayten…………..Hunch…… strayten…………………Ai canny taek enneemor, Captn, Ai’s gonna blow!……Hunch…….. strayten….THUNK!!!
Fank u awl.
Jes maek shur u stans up win u heers dis and hold ur kitteh ober ur hart.
thkslolbyxxsysxx, nao gonig nites got rug rats to see toxx, v.g LOL CHCB concert ALL TAK BOW roundpaws to eberibodi
*wayves floofy paw at angie* gud nite! sweet dreems!
Da BeetLOLz r kawlded owt 4 anuvver sawng. Dis tyme it iz uh sawng bai RingoRingoRingoStarHowIWonderWhatYouAre:
I’d like to be on ICHC
With my friends and postin’ comments on a thread.
We’d laugh and grin, without an end,
With our friends and postin’ comments on a thread.
I’d ask my friends to come and view
A LOLcat that I made just for you.
I’d like to be on ICHC
With my friends and postin’ comments on a thread.
We’d have a ball (ooh) away from it all, (ooh)
On our little hideaway beneath the LOLz. (ahh)
Sharing some jokes (ooh) with other folks, (ooh)
Postin’ comments on the threads beneath the LOLz. (ahh)
We would sing and dance around
Because we know it don’t make a sound.
I’d like to be on ICHC
With my friends and postin’ comments on a thread.
Ah-ah-ah,
Ah-ah-ah,
Ah-ah-ah,
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah,
Ah-ah-ah-ah.
We might shout (ahh) and splort about (ooh)
The cuteness that lies within the pics.
(Lies within the LOLcat pics)
But there would be (ahh) one with the CCC (ooh)
Who’d care for us and get our poor heads fixed.
(Get our poor heads fixed)
We would be so happy you and me;
No trolls there can tell us what to do.
I’d like to be on ICHC
With my friends and postin’ comments with you.
With my friends and postin’ comments with you.
With my friends and postin’ comments with you.
Yay! Clappity clap!
tew finger wissle – FWeew Fweew!
tnks tessm bie teh wai sweet dreams iz mi fav singing song frum a lubley ladi beyonce, she haz song cauld kitty cat must zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Didid ai maek it too Cheezstok??? Pleh job goted inna way.
teh fun never ends!! yoo kan always jump in teh time machine an make it all happen agin as yoo reed, an it may jump on up to teh next thred too, frum what i herd.
*hunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstraytenhunchstrayten*
*krashes into teh end ob teh thred*
KRASH
*climes owt ob callypitter kostyoom, very wobbly*
Huzzah! Ai finkso yu is teh winner – yu gawt to teh end ob teh fred furst!! Well dun, Lunarmommy!
*Hands ober serry moanyal delleeboppers*
Waer tehm wiv pryd!
ooh fank yoo
i needed teh noo deeleeboppers, my old wuns burnded up frum being stukked on awtopilot!
ohai! ai will postify this foar KimKiwi sinse ai haz nawt seen her heer yet – K?
Ohai there Cheezypeeps
LOLling at the Cheezstock Festival
Nobody who’s here need worry about their Real Lives
pleh pleh pleh!
Ohai there Cheezypeeps
Sit right back and just enjoy the show
Time is gonna fly because we’ll be having so much fun
There’s lots of yummy fuds and catnip for us to try
But stay away from the orange nip tabs – they’re poison
Ohai there Cheezypeeps
Sing along iffin you know the words
Give each other schmoos and oh,
real life will see
The love we have
for our Cheezyfrends
*Kimkiwi starts to whistle as the musical interlude*
*Runs out of breath*
*Passes out*
*Stage weaslols remove unconscious kiwi to back stage*
OH MY ! AI KANT BWEEV AI MISSD IT ! HALP ! HEER AI IZ WIF MY BYOOTIMUS CLOUD OB CURLY GOLDEN RED HAIRS AWL FLOWIN DOWN OBER MY PURPLE BELBET GOWN AN MY DARLIN WITTLE FEETS IN MY GOLDEN SANDELS- AN EBERYBUDEES GOWN ! AI HADDA BWAIN FWEEZ AN SPENT DA WHOL DAY FINKIN DA CONCERT WAS 2 MORO !
(sits ahlone onna stage) but heers my song ne way:
(to da toona “we love yu conrad” frum “bye-bye, birdie”:
AI LUVS MY CHEEZYFWENDS, OH YESH AI DO
AI LUVS AI CHEEZYFWENDS AND AI’L B TRU
WHEN AIM NOT WIF YU, AIM BLU
OH CHEEZYFWENDS, AI LUVE YU
WE HATES DA RLS, OH YESH WE DO
WE HATES DA RLS, WE TELLS YU TRU
IT HITZ US AWL SOMETYMES, IT DO!
OH RLS WE HATES YU!
BUT RLS WILL STOP,OH YESH IT WILL
YES RLS WILL STOP, AND WE CAN CHILL
AS SOON AS CHEEZBURGERS APPEAR
OH RLS RUNS IN FEAR
WE GONNA BRB, OH YESH WE R
WE GONNA BRB, NOT GOIN FAR
OUR CHEEZYFWENDS WILL HELP, YUL SEE
OH BRB WE WILL B
Bwavo!!! Bwavo!!! Yay!!!!!!!
I lubz deh Bye-bye Birdie moobee!
Schmooooz deh SPARKYSMOM!!
wooooot! *clappity clappity clappity*
Egg salad. An verry lowd.
Ai mayd dis lol, butt (!) ai furgotted to posted heer
ht tp://cheezburger.com/view.aspx?ciid=5102385
O.o – taht wus reelee gud nip man…
Peas maaan…
peas lub dub