
Did I… Just get Punk’d?
dat joker kitteh must b at it again.
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Did I… Just get Punk’d?
dat joker kitteh must b at it again.
Picture by: P Davis. Caption by: Darent4ever via Our LOL Builder
…remembuh tu turn awf teh wata?
oh yur kwik Catena! Congrrrates awn top spawt
TY!!!
adn wii (yu, mii, adn anni) ar awf tu teh ty butik!
oh doez teh habs teh tydys fur tumara?
Dum goggie set me up. Oh, an congrats catena!!
It wuz indeed a Freeway thingee, ai think!!
catena wuz teh fastest wun, tehn
Kerri-luv-wif-u n then
annipuss
An it wuzzne’t silly brayted kwite enuf, so – heer.
*hands out beyootful ty dyed shurts to teh three at teh tawp*
Bai teh majik ov teh Ty Boo Teek, tehy ar awl shur to fit an bee in yur moast favoritiest ov colours!!
Oooh…thx!
ohh kool ai can has ty dye fur tumorah
Oh noes ai iz flootin owt tu sea!!
Ahoy dere kitteh!
Hopes him nawt awn tree owr toor
o deer. lukz liek kitteh up da creak wifowt a padul.
mai mumcat wuns said (bak when hur wuz drinkin) Yur up teh canoo wifowt a padul
Dont … moob … nuffin …
Ohai AngelPlume ai dun fink we has met *offers floofy paw ub frenship tu yu*
Ohai, Kerri. Ai has bin away fur awhilez.
*ekstenz furry paw ob frenship* Gud tu kno ya!
Gud 2 see u bakk AP!
Fanks, Anni. Cant say hao much ai’ll be arown, tho.
Ai juss hurd abowt CheezStokk, so ai wrotted a sawng.
See y’all der.
Better Punk’d than Sunk’d.
Romeow! Ai nawt seend yu in fureber an eber!!! *butt-wigglol-uv-doom* *POWNSE* *purrrRRrrRRRrrrRRR* *hedbonk*
*Oooff*
Ohai p-k!
How iz u and ur life and teh lifes ov teh kittehs round u?
Mai lyf be bizzy bizzy, awl dun skool an wurking part-tiem at humayn sosietee (need nuvver job tho fur moar monnies, plus ai bet ai gets fyred fur having diffrint pryoritees). Iz berry hard sum days.
But ai trai tu make fings better fur teh kittehs, an iz cupple uvver peeps there whu want tu, tu, so we’ll see!
Ai haz 8 foster-kittehs along wif mai own 4 ryte nao, 2 sets uv 3 3-munf kittins, an a momma an her 8-week bebbeh. Iz berry full howse! Had a URI go thru teh hole howse, ebreewun totallee otay nao eksept Cory still haz runny nose a lil. Teh 2 litters was gunna haz a ded fur having a cold!!! Iz sum pics in mai cheez profile.
Hao yu be, an kittehs, an awl??? Ai haz misst yu!
Wow! You DO has a full house!
I’z still going to the Pleh shelter and to teh Humane Society. Have been giving meds to a kitty at the HS twice a day and feeding a litter of kittens bebeh fuds twice a day. The littlest one started at 9.1 ounces on the 17th and if my calculations are correct, today he will finally break teh ONE POUND mark!
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Oh my gosh – a URI through the whole fambly? What a mess!
ROMEOW!!!elebenty!!!
I is so happy to see u I almost wanna give u back ur ristwatch.
Almost.
Oh LCB – you are the sweetest.
Almost.
*almost blushes*
Is u coming to Cheezstock tomorrow? Are u, huh? Are u huh?
Oh my goodness, is dat tomorrow?
Yes, I’ll be dere wif flowers in mah hairs.
U gonna go wif teh unbleached flowers or teh hole wheat?
Duzzn’t matter.
Will be stoned grounded by teh end ov Cheezstock.
This is teh true.
Bak to gud ole 1969!! Memreez, ai haz tehm! Ai think.
Izn’t Memreez teh cue for Ambercat?
Wai yes!! Yes, it IZ!!! An she wuz just heer, too! Praps it wil loor hur bak!
Yoo still hav hur rist watch?? Dint yoo taek that at teh Winter O’limp icks ov 2008????
Oh Janet,
I have lost so many ov mah rist watches while I’ve been hanging out wif LCB. I doan kno wat happens. Weneber I’z wif her, I just forgets ware I puts eberyfing.
ROMEOW!!!!! WHERE hav yoo bin???? Ai hav mist yoo so much. An ai just saw yoo awn teh profylez an ai wuz so hoeping taht yoo wud com heer!
*duz happee dans awl around teh room, then aut into teh yard, around teh farm – just 1/2 myol*
AN ai’m bak!!1 Puff puff! Ai ar just so egg sightd to see yoo!!!
Janet, oh mah!
A haff myol of dancing iz a lot in dis heet!
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U is such teh whirled traveler! Fank u fur teh card! Nextest tiem u iz in teh Soufwest, we will be sure to hab a cheez meet!
Butt – we HAV no heet heer!! Itz bin cold!!! Wuz in teh low fifteez last nite. Ai need to run around teh whriled a lot to keep warm!
An YES!!!! teh neggst taim ai’m enewhere neer – teh Cheezmeet AWN!!!!
Taht last trip wuz compleetely unplanned. Ai just gotted hoam frum . . .sum where, an had just three daiz befoar mai neggst trip, an ai got a letter frum a frend saying he had press tikkets fur teh Santa Fe opera, an if ai cud get there, ai cud joyne him.
So it wuz just a short littlol tip – but ai DID see three/oar fore diffrent setz of frenz. Odd comashuns, akshullle!
Ugh – we’z still in a heet advisory.
Send us sum cold!
It’s liek I’z libing in a dezert!
Oh mai! Ai wish ai cud send yoo teh cold. Ai eben had to tern teh haus heet awn fur a cuppla hours, becuz it wuz so cold.
Nermal fur Meeshigun at this taim is still quite hot! We shudn’t bee sleeping wif cuverz awl tukked in!!
Butt – wif awl teh rayne, it iz astonishinglee GREEEN – ware brownish wud be teh norm.
Kitty goes to sea in tiny boat. Eeek! Where is teh owl and the pea-green boat?
dey bii dansun en teh lite awf teh moon!
“Teh Wol and teh Pussee kat…” Wayt! Wehre’s teh wol?! Hims ment to be in heer wiv me! An wehre’s mai hunnee an plenny ob munnee?! Tern tihs bote arown an tayk me bak to shor!
GMTA, doll. GMTA
Pffft! Taht posh bint has bin steeling mai eye dent it teese, agin!
Ai think she laiks yoo!!
Nok Nok.
Hoo’s dere?
Dwane.
Dwane hoo?
*ponders*
*rinkuled brow*
Dwane.
Dwane hoo??? Dwane . . .hoo??
Dwane iz still fawling in Michigan???
Oooh! Duane Eddy? Duane Allman?
Dwaye teh pool, pleez
Yesh!
Dwayne teh pool…I’z dwoundingz!
Orange u glad I didn’t say “Bananarama”?
Time’s fun wen ur habing flies.
Cheezstock Is Tomorrow!
O hai, guise. Plz remember not to forget to come to Cheezstock tomorrow, Monday August 31 for “3 Lols of Cheez and Music. And Also Mud.” We have enuff musics to fill up 2 lols already, mabye moar.
START TIME CHART:
*6am Cheeztime (Hawaii)
*9am West Coast Merica tiem
*10am Mountain time
*11am Central
*NOON East Coast Merica tiem
*5pm TTI time
*6pm Rest of Yerp time
*7pm Riyadh
*2am Sydney (teh next day)
*4am Auckland (teh next day)
Ai haz a hyooj disappointed ai cannawt come.
Cannawt cleen kitteh cajes wif laptop!!
We will be recordifying every minnite of teh show for teh eventual DVD LitterBox Set. U can pre-order now and get elebenty percent off.
Elebenty purr-sent awf what? (she sed warilee)
My, whut a big caveat u has, Ms. Emptor.
Is dere anee peeps campin owtsyde teh venue tonite soe dey will getz teh bestest spots tumorree? An if soe, wy wusn ai invited tu teh camp owt. *beeg sad eyes, wiv jus a hint ov a teer*
Ar yoo purrrforming too?? Oar just going to bee in teh crowd? Ai’m nawt shur about me, but fur shur yoo can camp owt wif mee.
Ai mite sleep sum, tho! But fur shur we will bee rite up in frunt!!
See – ai hav teh blankeez awl spred out awlreddi. An tehre is teh cooler wif teh drinks an sammijes an stuffs.
Yay! Ai’ll bii dere wiv bells awn, an beeds arown mai neck an so awn. Ai will awlso bii providin seberal Bedouin tents, made ov teh bestest Samarkhand silk, wiv reel purrrsian carputs an sawft pillols tu lownge awn. dere will bii sitar music, an teh sownd ov tiny silber bells chiming in teh wind. Awlso teh bestest sandalwood incense ty make eberyfing smell purrtee.
Well – taht sound reelee SPIFFEE!!! Ai just luvs teh Samakhand silk tents, wif teh perrrrshan carputs an teh sawft pillols!
Yoo DOO think ov ebreething, dont yoo??
Ai expekt ebreewun will want to bee heer wif yoo!!!
♫ Silver bellz, silver bellz,
It’z Krismas taim in teh citeee. . .♫
*handz AC a shamwow fur awl himz teerz*
Pitch ur tent rite ober dhere!
*pointz tu deh rite*
Deh vendorz b ober dhere!
*pointz tu deh left*
Adn deh porta pottyz b ober dere!
*pointz tu deh far left while holding noez.*
Butt – he haz SEBRAL tents, awl maed ov silk!! an purrrrshan carpits – an bells an incense an . . . .
Ai think we ar gonna need a lot ov spayce!! But cweenmj, yoo AR gonna bee in teh tent, too, rite?
Ai’m gonna ware mai long fringee vest, an mai boots wif teh fingee tops – an sum beeds.
Tehre iz a campowt? Wif campfier sawngz adn smores adn goest storees after dark?
Oh yes! But nao itz teh fanciest camp out EBBER!!! did yoo see waht AfriCat iz bringing???
Mai cooler an blankeez an piknik baskit luk JUST a littlol sillee in there – but ai DO hav awl these fresh ripe peeches!
An yes – ai think we can awlso bild a fyre an hav summmores. An sing sawngs!!
Fresh ripe peeches! adn silver bells adn sandalwood tu! *swoons*
♪ Ifn yur goin tu Cheezstock in teh Safaripark, bii shur tu wear sum toona in yur hare,
Ifn yur goin tu Cheezstock in teh Safaripark, yu will meet sum gentle kittehs dere ♫
♫ Hey, Joe! Wahre ar yoo goin wif taht peech in yur hand??
HEEEEET Joe! ♫ Wahre ar yoo going wif taht peech in yur hand??
♪ Ai’m gonna peel it fur mai ladee ♥,
Becuz ai caut hur maekin cobbler in a big pan. . .♫
Hey♥ ♪ ♥ ♫
Ai haz sutch a big eksited! Ai hoapes tihs pleh coald duzzn’t affick mai singing voyce…..miimiimiimii….hackhackplehsnort
Here mezzomom, in cais ov larynjytis emergensees… *gives mezzomom a speshul Cheezstok-edishun kazoo wif slide-wissle attachmentz* Yu can plai this if teh voyce gets week week week…
Oh fankees Lungdoc! *plaiz a littlol toon aawn teh kazoo*
*wipes off teh hackplehsnort*
No, I’z sure u’z be juss fine.
Warning: Rows 1 – 4 are teh spash zone.
Wif all this mudz in fronna teh staige, looks like teh “mosh pit” takes awn a whole new depth of meaningz, aifinkso? Glub burble slip oof??
*Mooves blankieez an cooler an pillos an piknik baskit bak to fifth row*
Ohdeer! Ai haz tu wurking tumorro, an ai gots tu feed kittehs an showr an make shur haz cleen clothes an haz supper an fings. Ai haz tu go.
Will try to come say ohai when ai dun wurk tumorro, if ai nawt tu eggsosted tu keep eyes opin.
Ai lubs yu guis, yu teh bestest!!!
(Pee Ess, fur ennywun whu misst it, if yu clickee mai name, yu can haz link tu teh bideos Seanya an ai maked uv teh kittehs at owr Humayn Sosietee taht needing fureber hoams… iz me in teh bideos holding tehm. Need tu du moar bideos uv kittehs, tho… nawt gotted tu awl uv tehm. *sigh*)
See u soon p-k.
I’z off to teh Humane Society myseff!
Nao??? so soon??? But yoo will bee here fur teh konsert, rite! Wif teh floured hare??
Aifinkso sum ob yu cud nawt maek the lols liek meh… Ai jus tried to maek wun wif teh advanced builder an taht wurks *shrugs* iz bedder den nufin aiguesso
zas/Ldf slhd
hop! ai roow. ♪fo dis taim, ai will not weet ..=・ェ・=…
testing wun too fwee
*crais wif releef*
Ai has had a ninbisiblol fur a phew dais! Oh teh hyooj manatee!!
oh mai {{{4.5k}}} yu kneow wut dids it?
Noes! Butt when ai changed mai URL extenshun to “comments” razzer tahn “pictures by 4point5kittehs”, dat fixded it!
AI has a happeh dat ai fixded it afore Cheezstock!!!
O yes!! Ar yoo purrforing, too???
Maybee!!
iz stardin at noon fur us rite?
Rite! Ai can’t be heer at noon butt will see y’awl later!
BTW, ai fink it wuz yoo who suggested SuperAntispyware? Fanks!
yur welcomez iz gud to hab, sabed meh cuple tymes
dere iz sumfin funneh goings awn. I cans not delete piktures ai uploaded and I cans not use teh basic lol creator :/
Dang you Ashton kutcher!
the kitty went to sea sea sea to see what he could see see see but all that he could see see see was the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea.
omg, so funny and cute! i love it!
….
HALP!