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Want sumfin done right……. gotta stay on top of em
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Yu all mi slabes
Congrats agane!
Thx Anni! Nao ai wil slip Okeh.
G’nite, PB. Sleap well!
Thx Annipuss! Saim tu yu!
Enewun want to hav a “Come az yoo ar” partee????
We havn’t dun it in a lawng taim, ai think!
Remember – just say waht yoo ar waring – right NOW!!
An tehn bring sumthing nommy to teh buffet tayblol!
Teh tayblol itz teh long wun ober awn teh left wif teh brite yello tayblol cloth awn it!
Ai’m waring blak pants an a grey long sleeved sorta swet shurt. An whyte soks!
An ai’m bringing MOAR peech cobbler. An it iz, ov corse, warm! An a sum vanilla eye skreem to go wif it.
Ai haz a sampul siez Krissmuss puddin an sum aprykot an armund caek an sum hunnee an armund caek.
Ai aer warin a pink lawng-sleebed t shert an bloo trowzerz.
Ais weering black trousers and a black top with teenne wyte swurls on and sneekers an strypee socks..
aim bringing pololar speshultees from teh ohai norf – fresh cod with buttersauce, reindeer kasserlol with lingonberries and cloudberry parfait with cloudberry liqueur…
I’m wearing gray trousers and a cream linen shirt wif Chinese cloud and dragon design, but happy feets are bare! Bringing dark Finnish sour rye bread, freshly churned butter, a well aged Holland prima donna cheese. Herring in wine soss, a platter of shrimps, steamed clams with melted butter and hawt sause, and….and….I think I need to go back to teh RL kitchen…
oh dis sowns liek fun
O kay, Im wearin gray swet pans an gray swet shurt (saiz Datona international speedwai) an wite soks. Ai iz gonna bring chilli cauz is teh ony ting ai gud at makin an ai bring sum tortilla chipies tu skoop an noms teh chilli wif
Ai yam bringing a gianormus basket ob snickerdoodlez coz DIL made elbenty hundred ob dem last nite.
Ai awr waring black polo wif kompany logo adn olive green Dockers and black shooz, wif Blackberry, badge and thumb drive clipped tew belt a la uber geek style.
I am wearing a speshul nut torte made by teh skwirrls, and topped with fresh made whippy cream, and bringing wite pant wif a green shurt.
Oh, wait……
*munches onna korner of the green shurt*
pleh – a fought it wud be cotton candee! dis type of cotton not be very nommablol…
Mite need moar salt???
oar longer cooking to boil it soft?
Um… nom?
SG, too mutch info about last Sat. Nite date?
Um…I see….nuffin wrong wif dat…
Ai think there’z a play heer fur deer skwirrlgrrl – “No Exit.”
LOL!!!! “An wehn did yoo stop beeting yur wife?” * Gigglols
Ohai! Dis sounds liek fun! Iz wearing a green polo shirt and blujeans and white socks wif grey and orinj (nawt poisn!) on dem. and my awficce Birkenstocks. so much foar teh party outfit
Iz bringing sum freshly made peppurmint tea (careful -it’s berry hot!!) and sum pizza. wif tomatoes, mozzarella, gorgonzola, garlic and basil awn it. and a tiny bit of chilli powder. yummeh!
ohh dat sowns liek it wud go goods wif mai chilli tu
ai jus gots up so ai dun usully wear swet pants
Bringing Q’s GRATE Fud spred up heer to teh tayblol!! LUKKIT awl this gud stuffs. Nao she just needz to say waht she iz waring!
Q. says:
August 31, 2009 at 3:08 am
Speaking of fud, here’s a celebratory spread for PoussinBoi (if he’s still awake. If not, he can have his share when he wakes up in his tommorro) and Anni, for their fast-witted, fast-fingered tye:
*Carries in a tray of cream scones and a dish of seedless raspberry jam; pots of tea and coffee, pitchers of milk and cream. For those who are more inclined, the tray also holds miniature calzones stuffed with your choice of eggplant, tomato, prosciutto, or all three together! and cold bottles of Peroni beer.
Cheez!
Ai’ll just hav sum ov this cawffee wif creem. Havn’t had ENE yet!!
Can offur Arabic kahwa (kawfee) wit cardomunimom, butt (!) alas, noe creem oar sugar. Berry wake-up-eefyinjg!!!
*sip sip sip* Delishus. BOINK!!! Yup!! Ai’m AWAKE!!!!!
Who said I wuz wearing anything???
But I am. Black t-strap flat shoes, green knit suit (skirt and top are predominantly green with a bluish sheen; jacket is blue with a green sheen); gold hoop earrings; Alessi men’s watch; two hearing aids; and a Miss Piggy band-aid on a scraped knuckle on my right hand.
Ohai! Ai is warin dark bloo pants an a pink swetter wif 3/4 lengf sleeves. Ai has brotted sum froot salad wif ebrywuns favrite froots. Ai’ll leev it on teh tablol cuz ai hasing a meetin, so will miss bofe teh partee an teh Cheezstock. Missded moast uv teh Cheezland weekend too. Fooey. Speekin uv stoopy pleh RLS… Ai finkso ai has it.
Butt – yoo can awlwaiz com laytur!!! It IZ cyberspayce!!!
Just nawt KWITE az fun – but stll interesting! An thankz fur teh grate froot salad!
Ohai, Janet! I did answer yu on last thread, but WP put answer at bottom of thred, naw by yur ?
Schmoo!
Iz waring jeans with one holey knee, anna red LS rib knit vneck swetter. I can has blu&white argyle sox on unner mai tall laceup Tims. an always mai jade koru choker(iza spiral shape from NooZealand)
I brot fresh croissants to go with the coffee – I’m only on mai second cup …
Ai wooda brung sum beljan warfuls wit strawburriz an reel mapel surup, cwispi bakon, pichurz uf ici miilk an caraffz of steami koffee. Ai awaiz be weerin de same ting *sigh* longewear. Donut haffa put onz real close.
doan be ‘bearessed, me too
*hazta go noe, I lib in suland, ca, next town ober form fire… not big danjer frum fire but ayre all smoky and chunky (loox like snow! frum ashes) I hab lung probs aneeway so iz hard to breev. I goez souf over teh mountins to better (for LA) ayre… allbeez fyne BBL*
Oh yes!!! GO!!! Breething is SOOO impawtent!!
travel sayfe!
Ai is NAWT drest yet….no ai is NAWT nekkid
juss has mai jammies awn still it erly heer…sorta
liddel wite baskeddi strip t shurt nytie wif gard Ning laydees awn it adn pink floofy flippy flops
oh adn ai brot corm muffens wif zookini adn cheez adn unyun insied ob dem, nommy com binay shun!@
Ai wears a trouser/skirt fingy in black and a white t-shirt wif sparklee stones on it (hope LCB doesn’t see me …
) and black leather sandals. Ai brings a freshly made plum cake wif whippee cream. It’s still warm!
Ai iz waering green cotten skrub pantz adn a shirt wif angles on it. Ai will bring to de yellow cobered tayble a selection of beveragees since it is going to be a long dai heer at werk.
ohai! i iz bringing blooberry muffins an fresh-skwished orinj joose!!
i iz wearing tan capri pantses wif pritty embroyderies on teh hems, a brown t-shurt wif darkbrown an pink swirly flowrs, an white sneekers an soks.
ohh taht sowns niec LM ai lub teh urf colorz
Hai u guis. Aim awl drest up–ai aer warin a peenk sue-it an peenk perls and hai heels. An stockins.
Aill haf to change close be4 ai go to Cheezstock!
Oops. Ai forgotted mai fud. Here it iz–beeg bockz uv awl kinds of chocolotz.
Oar do it urselb!
Itz hard to keep tehm down, tho!!
after awl, dis bawx important!
holds fuds, which I wants nao. Nao. Nao.
yu nedes dis tu kepe gushee fud gushee…
Purzactly teh poynt! An teh creem, an teh shrimps and teh….
wut uder tings are noms ar in teh cold bawk?
Anchoviez ai om nom nom
Brokery ai nawt nom pleh
Catsup ai nom awn cheezburgers
D…
Dessert ov pudding
(ai cundnt think ov a “d”)
Eye skreeem
Fisch
G. . . .
gwakamolay
heavy cream
ice creeam
J…
Jalipino pepprz tu hawt tu noms
Kabobbs fur lader butts ai nom teh meets awn dem
Liddle swimps ar so snakable!
M…
Mozzarella cheese tu nom wif tomatoes
Nana jam
Orinj (nawt poisn!) marmamamalade
P…
Pertatoes salad
Quince jelli on toast
Red Snapper gushifud
S …
Stromberry Eye Skreem
Teera Miss U (wif chonklit soss)
Umber Rella drinx, all flabors
V…
Slipperi piclkes
Toast wit buttah
unusal hairy fud
v….
Verreh owld smelleh cheezez
Wyte tunafishies om nom nom nom!
Xtra hawt sauz
Yogurt, ai no lieks it
Zukeneh, ony gud wens breded yup
Speaking of fud, here’s a celebratory spread for PoussinBoi (if he’s still awake. If not, he can have his share when he wakes up in his tommorro) and Anni, for their fast-witted, fast-fingered tye:
*Carries in a tray of cream scones and a dish of seedless raspberry jam; pots of tea and coffee, pitchers of milk and cream. For those who are more inclined, the tray also holds miniature calzones stuffed with your choice of eggplant, tomato, prosciutto, or all three together! and cold bottles of Peroni beer.
Cheez!
*whispers* JCH4K wuz dere 2!
Eeek! And of course, JCH4K, too. Please to 4-gib me
Nawt to werree! Ai leeve peepl aut awl teh taim! Nawt awn porpoise, ov corse.
ohhh kawfee othx Q ai needs kawfee *puts in teh fronch banilla flavr* mmm smellz gud *sip sip* ouch tu hawt *blowz awn the hawt kawfee* bery gud kawfee Q yu iz liefsaber.
Thx Q! Ai wendt tu bedd urly sew ai mist ur luvly spread!
Furry mutch appreshy.. appreci.. thx a lott!
…udderwise dey tend to lie down awn teh jawb. Oh wait!
ohai everywun!
don’t forget Cheezstock! It’ll be a happening! Or, er, it’s happening on teh next lol… and prolly the one after that, and maybe even teh one after that too!!
*goes to look for ty-died clothes to ware*
Mornin skwirrlgrrl!
Ai’ll just bring this frum LCB yesterday an put it heer!
lolcatburglar says:
August 30, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Cheezstock Is Tomorrow! MEANING TODAY – NEXT LOL!!!!
O hai, guise. Plz remember not to forget to come to Cheezstock tomorrow, Monday August 31 for “3 Lols of Cheez and Music. And Also Mud.” We have enuff musics to fill up 2 lols already, mabye moar.
START TIME CHART:
*6am Cheeztime (Hawaii)
*9am West Coast Merica tiem
*10am Mountain time
*11am Central
*NOON East Coast Merica tiem
*5pm TTI time
*6pm Rest of Yerp time
*7pm Riyadh
*2am Sydney (teh next day)
*4am Auckland (teh next day)
fanks Janet, that’s verreh halpful!!
*Coming frum the eastern side of cheeseland a line of eleolphants can be ceen trudging toward teh area reserved for Cheese stok*
*one ov the elophants is wearing a sign that sez “chese stok or bust”*
*Acompaning the the pak eleophants is a crowd of dancing YNG’s & YNGrrls, silver bell barrers, flute players and acrobats*
* in the center of the merriment glides the hovur sedan chare of princessmu*
O yay!!! Ai LUVS teh eleolphants!
AfriCat pitched sum super tents neer teh frunt last nite. Tehy ar – wayte – ai’ll hav to fetch tehm. Plentee ov room fur yoo an teh hovur sedan chare.
*As mu an hur anteraoj Aproch Africats Tents Mu plays song awna bamboo flute*
” africat, africat I bring gifts and request tew join ur camp site”
*KNowing Africat is such a wunnerful an noble prince, Mu sees no need tew wait fur an answer.*
* Fragrances of excotic spices an roses waft over frum africats side of the camp area.*
*Teh YNGs begin setting up silk pavilions, digging pits for camp fires, and hauling water from the cheeseland river.*
*Mu sets tew werk slicing fruit and directing teh unloading of wines and ligours*
*the YNGrrls begin making breads an sweets*
*Now the fires are burning well an ears of corn are being roasted, kettels of broth are being prepared and shrimps are being cleaned*
the anticipation is paletable…
*putz awn taidai shurt an bell boddums fur teh Cheezstock, fins sum treez neer teh muzic an hangs hur hammuk to relax in*
o kay ai iz awl reddy fur teh big shoe
* hands kerri a beeg shoo adn runsawaiwibakwikness *
purrrfect, othx Pinny Gig *stashez sum nip in teh big shoe*
* hopes dere won’t be tu mush nip at Cheezstock *
why? a liddle nip nevur hurt any kitty
no, but but but wen teh kitteh nips teh rodint…
do nawt want!
iz fur personal uze ony! *gigglolz*
At leest nawt cheez nipz
after close inspection of this pic I can only say…
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HOORAY for duck tape!!!
(and stop overloadin’teh shelves)
Watebber did we do b4 dukk taep?
**hands hyoomin ducky tape adn bailin’wire**
**puts clip awn tie awn kitteh tew show himz iz supervisor**
We did wiffowt sheleves on teh frij door…
now taht I thnx ’bout it, fridge doors not hab shelves bak den!
(my oldness let me showit)
We didn’t haz a frij!
an we hadda walk uphill bofe wayz inna winansnowanrain to eben get to teh ice hole boxx!!!
and it was elebenty myles away!!
an den anni had to moob teh big rok cubberin teh cayv allbyherownself.
Wiv bommz fawlin!
an wolves hiding behind the trees… oh – and there was elebenty feets of snoe, constantleh…
adn teh dinosaurz wud eets yu
oh pleez, wayt, liddle gurl in TTI? yup, bomz wuz reely fawlin!
They wud – wuddent they!!!
oh – the huge mannatee!
An we libbed berry neer Lundun!
Taht must haz bin REELEE skeeree!!
*gigglolz at krelm* ya butt yu sees lawts ob kool improbments we nawt gets tu experienze so smooo tu yu!
ai iz chyld ub teh 80′s maiself
*Whispers* Doan’t tell ebbriwun, but Ai wuz borned in 1939!
ok anni yoo winn i nawt secon showed up in’49
adn ai tawt bornd en 57 wuz bad!
*Upfi thinks she’s a young whippersnapper*
I was born in 1967…
ai wuz born in 75 an mai dadcat wuz born in 45 so we awlayz kneow how owlds teh under iz bein
ai iz spring chikie buttz(!) mai hubbehcats wuz borns in 61
hims big kiddle liek ai amz doe.
Nawt bad catena, juss loooooong thyme ago… ai wuz bornd inna 57 2!!
yay fur uz! myen wuz Febbruaree, dough…
ai senz frens rekwest (frum ‘azevedan’)
Kthxbai
smoooo bakatcha
Kittehs always be keepin’da man down.
Dat’s a gud wun *gigglolz*
Hey skwirrlgrrl iz dis yu oar member ub yur fambily?
Ai kawt dem redhanded
Oh noe!!! Its teh Blak Swirrrl ov Doom!!!
mai dadcat iz tryin tu capturfiy a cople tu moves dem, hims gawt 3 blak wuns awl steelins frum teh burd fuder
Dey also habs chipymunks an wun eets frum yur hand
ai has pikturez ob dem an ai will uplods liddle by liddel
pfft, nah, just BS!
me and DK saw one in VLC when I wented to visit.
so cyoot!!!!
Ai hav teh blak skirrrrls at mai haus in town.
Heer, in teh countree, whare ai am rite nao, tehy ar just brown. An LOTS ov tehm. Mai Dad wunce sed – “Wai doo we hav so mennee skwirrrls.” an mai Mom sed – “Maybe becuz we can haz 4 blak walnut treez, 1 hickoryrnut tree, 1 chessnut tree, an 3 oak treez!”
yup taht wud du it
mai dadcat can has tree burd feederz… bestest pikytur ai eber tuk ob teh skwirrl iz hims hangins bi wun bak paw rownd teh stringz an hangingz ober teh fudder, iz kinda prudy tu butt(!) dis iz teh wun mai dadcat wans tu gets rid ub.. him skurriez owt sidwayz under teh dek tu gets tu teh fudderz, iz funneh tu watch, iz liek monorayl skwirrl
calus.♪ wood U lik sam cofi?
Kitteh is quality inspector
I HAZ A KWESTION!!!!
I hopes dis duz nawt git losted in alla funz aboot ta starts …
Mii BamBam kitteh has the sneezels …
Nawt too badz – just once inna wilez. an sum leetol crusties inna a corner ub heem eyes. Not snotties cummin out, just kyoot littol “Achewz” Dis mornin he achewed inna mii fase (fankie furr dat Bammers) and der wuz a spray ub kittehs jooces …
Heem bee beery enerjetic and eets likee a biggie piggie … Shud I beez worried oar jest let heem deel wif it. I nawt a reelee beeg fan ub da DrTinyVetKats …
Ai wunt worrie unlez heem stais sick for more than a few dais
* testing, testing… won, tu, free *
pfft! pfft! PFFT!
yesh yesh, ebberyfing seams tu bii teh reddy…
*wakez up. Yawnz. Stretchez. Dragz self owt uv bed. Yawnz.
OMCC Itz cheezstock!!! In tu minnitz!!
Wairz mai costoom??
Which way tu deh stage??
How will I b reddy in tiyme???
*Peez in flannik!!
gud fink wii gotz lots o flanniks — wun awl full awlreedy!!
There are plenty o’Port-O-Flanniks at teh site! Get over there, with a stat!
That cat looks suspiciously Photoshopped…
reefrijeratur iz vry immportunt. Kant trust hoomin to ficks wifout soopurvishun.
“want something done right..you gotta stay on top of them”
thats what she said
do you still have that cat because if you dont i think my mom does