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Dis is teh dawning of teh age of LOLQUARIUS
at least one ob dees kitteh’s looks reddy for Cheeztock
*gigglolz* aifinkso yu iz rite! awlredy in teh nip hims iz
Ai haz a special trey of browniez tew share!
dis can maek teh longhair lolkittehs berry peaceful
wif hash?
Ai can has cormed beefs pleez?
** eets brownies…eyes dilate **
Eeek! EEck – has som blak cawfee; yu carnt get lala juss yet!
Ai mek special asketti saucz awso. Den wheel hab rice kwispiz wit Hershi surup and udder stonerstuf.
Iz dey Basmint Cats nip brownies?
Wow, fuzz, even in ICHC you still have fingers like lightning.
hu me?
adn cue Piggeh!
Is that my cue to cue u?
EEP! Ai is getting teh moderayted!
* tries again *
r wii queue-ink up naow??
Tehre’s awlreddee a kyoo fur teh Port-o-Flannix!
Port-o-Flannix! brillyant!
O noes!!1!
Another eggsample of teh Establishment establishing.
* faispaw *
plz tu startify wibowt me!
Deh man iz putting u down???
oh dude!!!
dat suxorz!!!!
dam teh man! dam teh man! dam teh man!
man teh dam! man teh dam! man teh… um, wayt…
OK. I’ll set up on Stage Elebenty.
Things seem extra non-abnormal on stage elebenty.
U iz tellin me — I iz furver daown da fred gittin teh moderaytified wif mai sawng awn stayj elebenty…
.
BTW, haow kin U imbed uh Utoob beedeeyow?
Me two…Ize been in moderyashun now for ober firty minnuts…
Buy it dinner and tell it how secksee it is?
I wanna PUT it imbed, nawt TAYK it 2 bed!
Oopsie! Mai bad.
Snerk!!!
LCBz imbed halper
Fanky, ur Majistee! I wheel gibz it uh trie naow…
.
BTW, haow R U dis fyn dai?
i b habbing a wunnerful morning!!
Just chilling wif mai peepz!!!
*passez Aahz sum nip*
My embed halper, let me embed it 4 u:
Yew goes tu teh Utoob, fiines teh biddeeow, to teh rite ub it tehre shud be a littlol line ob sumfing lablelld embed. Yu jus hilites dat adn copies it den comes back heer adn paste intu yer commint. Den dey mite still modderate yu *sigh*
quelle supreez!!
oooooo fronsh!
Parlee vuoz a humma-humma, mademooiiselle?
oh noes! hummas is bad for teh envirnmints!
u knows they uses soooooo much gasoleens…. and besieds that I can’t see around tehm in my littlol sigh-on!
But hummus is so gud wif teh pita breds….
haha aiz krazy!!
*nods wif a vigorous*
skweeeeeeellllll…… the d’Beaker Labs van pulls up. Igor has painted it wif flowers, rainbows, unique corns, piece symbols, questionable slogans, and a trooly magnificent picshur on the side of teh catterpilllolar from Alice in teh Wunderland wif the hookah and clouds and clouds of smoke.
speaking of which, the window rolls down and some more smoke puffs out. d’Beaker is driving. Igor is navigating and holding the bong, which is why the nawt-second question is, “is this the way to Cheezstock? because we might be, like, lost, man….”
Kin I hitch a ride, man?
like, sure … climb on in the back
Kool!! Thnkz dude!!
*klamberz ontu top uv deh van*
W00t!!!!!!!
*Waivez gailee tu wun adn awl!!
W00t!! *stiks aut thum*
Can ai hav a ride, too?? ai just need to go to teh frunt – where awl teh bedouin silk tentz ar. ArfiCat set tehm up last nite. an Princess Mu iz there wif teh eololfants slicing teh froot!
*pullz Janet up*
Party on, gurrl!!! *putz flowerz in Janetz hairz*
If dat piggeh eber gitz orgamanizinged …… oooo dotz……
*sets up sign on tent*
“Beer, wine, munchies & resting places heer”
*Shakes up a couple of chocolit martinis fur Janet an the queen*
d’Beaker Mobile makes wobbly way in direction of princessmu tent with the sign … inside is full of cheezpeeps, munchies, and nip. Top is covered with more cheezpeeps and flowers…..
*Takez chokklit martoonee
Fankeez princess!!
sip sip sip
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!
Ai maid lotsa garrlendz outa clover flourz fer eberiwun! Ai woved dem whil ai wer dreamin o cheezstock.
O deys reely pritty, adn smells naice too!
*putz floury garrlend in hare*
fanks op_sMama
Ai’m am waring a genyoowine ’69 dress!! Wif mai fringee boots, an a beed neklace. An mai hare (thanks fur teh flours!!) iz long an in too puppee tayles over eech eer.
im warein a white cotton tunic an im barefoot
Ai is late too partee butt (!!) I haz hiphugger (dats wat we cawed dem) tied-di jeans anna halter top wif hemp sandals and skinny braids in my long usedtobereelyblondenowkindadishwaater hair
oh oh an waits an awso ments to say teh musix is wunnerful ai has a nostaalgeea *walks off hummings and swaayings…cheezelands is mai faboritslans….la la la….oooh dots…an syco..phico um, culorful circles an stuffs….*
ooooh dots!
Duuuuuuude. Don’t be a Bogart, duuuuuuude.
*feels the love all around*
passes nip bong to Brewski.
*long pause*
*exhale*
Psst! I herd there’s sum Owlsley abailable…down by teh Great Horned cages.
*pulls owt a bag of cheetos (teh crunchy kind) and offers around*
cheetos? far out …
*crunch crunch crunch*
*intercedes*
*puff, puff, pass*
Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooosh!
*puff, puff, pass*
Oh, this is going to make the afternoon pass better!
Ya know, I think you’re right.
*puff, puff, pass*
climb up on top of the d’beaker-mobile, dooods …. awf we goes …
maiks me tink ob dis songie:
By da dime we gotz to Cheeztok
We wuz haff a millyun strong
An ebbrywhere wuz cheezburgr sillybrayshun
Mebbe it’s my tin ear
Or maybe its da time ob hams
Happycat ain’t shur hoo he amz, but life iz for lurning.
Yay! Gud kickoff!
Hey, Fleep, u can hazzing a berry gud adn acrit memrii.
Viva Cheezstock!
they’s on NIP!!!
*passes baggie of nip to skwirrlgrrl*
*inhales a ‘nip bong hit*
*does the alligator on floor*
ooohh fanks Brewski!
*takes a big one*
*koffs up a lung*
KEWLLLLLLL
*hans lung bak tew sg*
u mite hab needz uv dis!
Rinsy, rinsi out teh bong. Fils et up wit icewader an sum clov orl. Han et bak tew skwirrlgrrl. Tri dis, purdi mama!
oh yu kneows how tu du it rite Mama!!
werez my tydye shurt???
O wel…dis be-in cheezstock, aisle jus du wifawt!
Oooh, goodie!
*sheds shirt*
*greets Dragon’s dragons*
Ai am liking dis partee alreddy, aifinkso!!
We’ll tell you about it when you come to.
so… it just take a littlol nip for you to act liek a native eh?
ai iz in ur pikshure steelin ur spawtlite!
Maek LOLz, nawt Wor!
Heer ar teh tentz from AfriCat! Therez plentee ov room fur ebreewun!
Cant yoo just smell teh insense??
Yay! Ai’ll bii dere wiv bells awn, an beeds arown mai neck an so awn. Ai will awlso bii providin seberal Bedouin tents, made ov teh bestest Samarkhand silk, wiv reel purrrsian carputs an sawft pillols tu lownge awn. dere will bii sitar music, an teh sownd ov tiny silber bells chiming in teh wind. Awlso teh bestest sandalwood incense ty make eberyfing smell purrtee.
Wow tihs beez lukshurius camperin aifinkso!
Sitar?! Woah, sensory overload!!!
*passes out*
Here, have another brownie…:evil:
Psst…Judy…do those brownies have dragon-grog in them or something???
*wakes up*
No brownies!! I’m sticking with catnip today. I mean, this is Max Catpurr’s farm, right? I just heard to stay away from the brown catnip.
*sees pond nearby*
Cannonball!!!
*dives in*
Muddle-puddle!
*dives in*
SPLUDGE!!!
…”Spludge”? Eeewwwww…
*reconsiders decision to join puddle*
*grabs Judy and pulls her in*
*head-first slide holding long hose*
What? It’s to put the fire out on stage elebenty.
is this anything like pudding wrestling??
Hey, I don’t know what’s in ‘em! I found them on that table over there. >>>
It getx LOTZ fancee-er!!
princessmu says:
August 31, 2009 at 4:34 am
*Coming frum the eastern side of cheeseland a line of eleolphants can be ceen trudging toward teh area reserved for Cheese stok*
*one ov the elophants is wearing a sign that sez “chese stok or bust”*
*Acompaning the the pak eleophants is a crowd of dancing YNG’s & YNGrrls, silver bell barrers, flute players and acrobats*
* in the center of the merriment glides the hovur sedan chare of princessmu*
*As mu an hur anteraoj Aproch Africats Tents Mu plays song awna bamboo flute*
” africat, africat I bring gifts and request tew join ur camp site”
Reply
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princessmu says:
August 31, 2009 at 5:22 am
*KNowing Africat is such a wunnerful an noble prince, Mu sees no need tew wait fur an answer.*
* Fragrances of excotic spices an roses waft over frum africats side of the camp area.*
*Teh YNGs begin setting up silk pavilions, digging pits for camp fires, and hauling water from the cheeseland river.*
*Mu sets tew werk slicing fruit and directing teh unloading of wines and ligours*
*the YNGrrls begin making breads an sweets*
*Now the fires are burning well an ears of corn are being roasted, kettels of broth are being prepared and shrimps are being cleaned*
the anticipation is paletable…
Ai can’t wayte to palet it!
*Chants* GP! GP! GP!
PG! PG! PG!
*Oops, Ai is owt ob it alreddees!*
dis sho bee raited PG? ai hoap nawt!
Countree Jo adn teh Fishes sez: “Gives us a G!”
Gibs us a P
inna flannik?
What’s taht spellz?
GEEEEE!!!
Gibs us another P! Caws aifinkso teh thread got divided somehao?!
SPELLSS Guinness Piggeh!!! YAYAYAYAY
Ai iz heer……ready wif mai bells !!!
w00t! w00t!!
Allso woot!
we wans teh pinny gig!
we wans teh pinny gig!
Hu duz we want?
G!P!
Wen duz we want him?
Now!
JOynes the chanting!
Hu duz we want?
G!P!
Wen duz we want him?
Now!
o noze! GP iz bean moderated! Teh man iz trine tew keep him daown!
Donut taze him, bro!
*passes out picket signs and markers*
Free the Cheezstokk piggesh! Free teh Cheezstokk guinesh piggle!
but wate… I thot teh pigs was teh bad guize??
Nawt when thaze teh Guineshy kynd.
Ooohh, lukkit awl teh cheezpeeps adn tydye shurts adn adn mud adn adn ebrefing!
Debriefing?
ahm shure dere wil bee lawts uv debreefing!! *remobes red caipe an waives it lyke a flag*
Oh, like you wear pants anyway, Brewski.
just wait… he’s passed out downthread already, all we need to do is take this bowl of warm water……
Seriously, dude.
Heehee
Brewski’s getting called out!
It’s one of the things we love about you, Brewski.
Wee want GP wee want GP **chanting n clapping n stomping boots in mud vigerusly**
Piece adn lols man!
Weez gooooin’ down tew cheez-stock
Gonna jooooiiinn ina cheezburger band!
* link test *
pass! ftw!
awsum!!!! Reddie Freddie!!!!
Oh yesh, yesh, yesh! Freddy!
* wanders thru crowd smiling and carrying a tray ov beers in tie dyed cups*
*takes beer*
Grate partee, prunciss mee…I mean, prancuss mi…I mean…
*snorkity*
*pats judy awn shoulder*
its okeh, i kno who u mean
Plz tu welcum awn stayge… Scrooge McPig!
* hopes tihs won wheel werk *
is u trying to postify knotty words, piggeh? HMMM??
*rides up to ICHC on his horse*
Howdy, my ICHC brothers (and sisters) from other mothers (and [something that rhymes with sister]‘s). You’ll have to forgive me if I don’t speak teh lolspeaks… I’m terrible at it.
join the partay Shadow – speak what yu like. wez multilingual!
sister frum anodder misterr
Howdy Shadow! Speek aneewai u lyke az lawng az its nyce, iz awl guud heer! Wii iz abowt teh freedums, lolspeek er nawt lolspeek, jus as u pleez!
Mercuree’s risun
LCB appears onstage, wearing a fringey white pantsuit wif groovy bell bottoms and a sleeveless top all covered in fringes wif beads at teh ends. Even her mask has fringes on it. She is backed by GP, lolpigburglar, teh Cheezland Safari Guide and Scrooge McPig. They is all wearing spiffy suits wif ginormous bow ties. Wif fringes!
Ohai, Cheezfrenz! We is here today to sing to u about a big prollem faced by Cheezwhirled today. When we has a big event like this, there is always despair and confuzzlement over when it actually starts. *crowd applauds wildly in self-recognition* Mm-hmm. So we has this to say about that:
Lol Time Confusion
by LCB, from an idear by Tessm (wif aplologies to teh Temptin’ Temptations)
1, 2… 1, 2, 3, elebenty
Cheezpeeps logging out, Cheezpeeps logging in.
Why? Because of teh timezone that they’re in.
Diff-rent times ‘cuz teh whirled is wide.
At night TTI, it’s noon Saskatoon
Morn for me is midnight for ye!
Rap on, kitteh, rap on.
Well, teh only person knowing ’bout e-vent start time is teh planner.
And it seems nobody’s confident about it, from their manner.
Birfday partys, Cheezpark Safaris, Piggeh Broadcast, racers go fast
No Noms Concert, LBT shows, Cheezpeeps react with “o noeses!”
Lol time confusion.
Oh yeah, that’s what Cheezwhirled has today. Hey, hey.
Teh awesome lols are what make guts bust.
Young trolls walking round with their heds up their butts.
They come out in droves in teh summer time.
And oh, we beat on them.
Hed splortation, rescue-ation, puns galore, songs and moar.
Shooting lawn chairs to teh moon, frenz logging off too soon.
While the Cheezes add more blog sites to suck up our time.
And our bandwidth, too.
So, round and around and around we go.
When teh party’s starting, nobody knows.
Oh, great Ceiling Kitteh, can’t you hear me talking to u.
Just some lol time confusion.
Oh yeah, that’s what Cheezworld has today.
Hey, hey.
Server’s over here, HQ’s over there,
Lol deployment’s out of sync.
U struggle just posting a link.
And teh only sure thing there is
Is that there’ll be perturbation
When a party’s on.
Eve of teh function, mass malfunction, kitteh hysterics, tears collected,
Schedules in demand, speculation out of hand.
Weepy eyes, too many zones, Cheezpeeps giving mournful moans
People all over Cheezworld are shouting, “When’s it start?”
When a party’s on.
Great Ceiling Kitteh, can’t you hear me talking to u.
Saying… lol time confusion.
That’s what Cheezworld has today, hey, hey.
Let me hear u, let me hear u, let me hear u.
Sayin’… lol time confusion.
That’s what Cheezworld has today, hey, hey.
Let me hear u, let me hear u, let me hear u, let me hear u, let me hear u.
Sayin’… lol time confusion. (etc.)
applesauce!!!!
applesauce!!!!
*holds lighter up in air*
*burns fingers, drops lighter*
on core!!
on core!!
*deepbreffofspliff*
cheeeezmaaan!
whoa.
* steps on grass, puts out fire, hands fleep a flash light*
clappity clapity!!!
*throws flowers on stage (dandelions, pussy willows, catkins, petunias)*
*whistles and applauds*
*also applauds*
*throws more fringes up on the stage*
Could you give a whistle for me, Admiral…? I’ve never been able to do it.
*hands Dragon a whistle*
(I’m not very loud, either.)
FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!
Oo! Dat’s better!
*tries extra long party favor*
FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETWUBBA-WUBBA-WUBBA!!!
WOOT WOOT!!!
Ahem! Ai meens… umm… WEEEK WEEEK WEEEK!
eeeeeexxxxxxxcelllllllleeeeeennnnntttt…….
Mr. Burns? Is that you?
*taps fingers together slowly*
Wooooo!!!!
*dances*
*holds up lighter*
Dancing nekkid, intoxicated, and holding a lighter…
*click (whir), click (whir)…*
Please tell me those are going on a wall at DW’s.
Is that a Polaroid?? Wow, this really is retro.
Yeaaaaaaaaaa! Ai mek Terrible Hautz chawter LBC fanclub! Kan ai haz ur outergraff? *squeelz* (wit citment)
AW-SUM
Like, far owt, man!
applolsawse!! applolsaws!! w00t w00t!!
*wurls glo-in-teh-dark nekklases arownd hed*
okays, I can’t do linkies, so deel wif it cheezland!!
youtube.com/watch?v=7dyl0j3WU6Y
Gud afternoon cheezland!!
When I herd about the Cheezstock festivus, I just knew the skwirrls would want to do a song.
Ok, I had to bribe them wif extra days off. But anyway.. Heer’s a song that embodys the Cheezstock fill ossophy…
Please to add the www to the front if u wants to sing along!!
They ask us why
We have a thing for pie
We bake pies noon and night!
Pie… it’s alright
We bake too much, you know
Don’t ask us why
Dunno….
It’s not for lack of fuds
Hay, we just has moods
Cheezland…
Gimme a nice big Pi!
Big byootiful Pi
Oh, me, dreamy
Top it with whipped creamy!
Give me apple pi, yeah!
Add a piece of cheez!
Or add ice creem
Any old way that you please!
PI PI PI PI PI PI PI!
Take it!
Make it!
Long as we can bake it our Pi!
We know peeps gotta eat
And our pi is a treat
But they also seem to like to throw Pi!
They fling it here
They fling it there
We werk all day
But do they care?
How we labor, we slave-r and sweat over their….
PI PI PI PI PI PI PIES!
Bring it!
Swing it!
Long as we can fling it our Pi!
We make nice fresh pies for you to savor
Name it we’ll make any flavr
Choklit, Lemming, Peech, Strawberry,
Rhubarb, Chess and Boysenberry,
Apple, Mince, and Cherry,
Don’t forget Blackberry!
One taste and you’ll come to trust it
We can even make it double crusted!
Oh hay, did you see
LCB take that pi?
She’s too quick for us!
*insert muttered skwirrl oaths*
Got to mix
Got to rise
Got to knead
Knead more pies
They don’t bake themselves!
Don’t think they grow on trees, no, no, they don’t bake themselves!
They’ll be sorree when they’re all gone
And they have no skwirrls to lean on
We’re just waiting til they run out of
Pi
Then we’ll ask for a raisy
We may be acting crazy
But we really aren’t lazee
Hay, we just need a holiday!
PI PI PI PI PI PI PI!
Take it!
Make it
Long as we can bake it our Pi!
PI PI PI PI PI PI PI!
Bring it!
Swing it!
Long as we can fling it our Pi!
HARE!!! Elebentee!!!!!1
HAIR! FTW! *is dressed in purple,bloo an green kaftan – lawng flowin beerd, hair angin past teh showlders- wearin a hedband wiv multicolored pees sines, o, an is bearfoot, ob corse*
Oh Bear Foots – dat weel cum in handididty iffin you steps onna anyfinks sharps — BearFoots bee tuff ifinkso!!
wooohooo we lub PI!!! we lub PI!!!
Yay yay!!! pi fur awl!!!!
YAY!!! * clappity clappity fur teh skwirrls *
* taeks a pi *
*sings loudlee*
PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI PI!!
oh wayt, whut? whut u meen, song iz over?
Woot woot woot furr teh pi song adn teh skwrrls.
Play it again!! 3.141 times!!
Great going, skwirrlgrrl! That took crust!
w00t w00t!! applolsaws aplolsaws applolsaws!!!
*wirls glo-in-teh-dark nekklases arownd hed, heds of to joyn long line at pi stall*
*streaks across stage while tossing out Cheetos to the crowd*
*whispurrs* aifinkso it takes moar than streeking to get notissed in alla this kerfuffle!
OMG this picture is great!
*A gigantic tank is pulled on stage by twenty panting badgers who collapse in a heap. A single spotlight shines on a large, fully aquatic marine mammal wearing a top hat, who leans on the edge of the tank, holding a guitar in his flippers.*
Hello friends! I’d like to sing you a little song, it’s kind of personal so I hope you will indulge me. If you’d like to sing along the tune is Wichita Lineman . Apologies to Jimmy Webb, who wrote WL and Glen Campbell, who sang the most well known and very beautiful version.
*ahem, ahem*
I am a manatee in your intertubes and one day I swam through.
Searchin’ for some fun and a virtual friend or two.
I heard the loling in the comments, I saw the fun to be had
And it made this lonely mammal feel so very glad.
Other sites are not too kindly, so I lurked for a while
And found the friendly interactions here could always make me smile.
Everyone made me welcome, when my first comment I dared
And discovered the fun here was meant to be shared.
It gets so lonely in the ocean, but I can’t stay on land
But with Cheeselands’s great magic, well I found that I could stand.
Now lets dance and sing together, lol with impunity
Thank you all for befriending this huge manaTEEEEE! ♥
.
*Bows and waves flippers to the crowd while the exhausted badgers re-harness themselves and slowly pull the tank off stage.*
*teh skwirrls do teh wave*
but um… why din’t u come in on teh Hugh G Manatee wadder slyde, Hugh? teh poor badgers…..
*all together now*
OH the HYOOGE MANATEE!!
:snerk: *fawlz ober laffingz*
U slay mii leeza!!
Tahts byootiful, manatee.
*sniff, sniff*
WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
*wayyvs lite-ur inna aer*
yay!!!!!!
*trows sum badger fuds tu keeps teh badgers goin*
Tat wuz byootiful Hugh
…adn teh Cheezland Manatee…
…is so full ob win! WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN…
@@@@@ – FTW Hugh!
Ai lubz ur singin song! Ai lubs Cheezstock! Pet de cat ewer wit!
“pet teh cat ur with” SNORT LOL!
Tihs song is full of byootifullness, fanks Hugh G.
ooh, wut a byootimus song! *holds hand over hed, sways bakk an forf*
ai don noe how tu link vidz, bawt herez teh linkee tu it.
Jose
(yez, iz tu eerlee)
bawt teh wurdz shud bii:
Feline Navidad
Feline Navidad
Feline Navidad prospero gato feline-dad
Feline Navidad
Feline Navidad
Feline Navidad prospero gato feline-dad
I want to wish you kittehs Merry Christmas!
I want to wish all kittehs Merry Christmas!
I want to wish you kittehs Merry Christmas
From the bottom of my heart!
Feline Navidad
Feline Navidad
Feline Navidad prospero gato feline-dad
Me-ow!
We cans hab xmaz in auguzt
ooo ai has nebber herded taht won before!!! egg salad!!!
oh noes! xmas eerwurm ALREDDEEE??? oh teh huge manatee!
.
wayt, whut u meen, that wuz teh preevius song?
*whispas modestlee*
datz coz itz miyn!
Ai lubs Xmas any taem – applesorce furr Catena
*clappity clappity*
yay!! *clappityclappityclappity*
*KCT strugglols up to cheezstock..carrying camp chair, drinksies, fuds, boombaux, an uvver assorted guddies* O hai! Did ai miss enny fing? Ai layte caws ai hadz mai stuffz. *KCT hedbangs wif teh moosic*
Oh Hai!! KCT!!! Ur just in tyme. *handz KCT sum nip*
Party on, Dudette!!! *putz flowerz in KCTz hairz*
Yay! *Taiks KCT an cweenmj by teh handz an tehy danse inna cirkle*
Ober heer KCT! Deres a plaice reserbed fur yu in teh silken Bedouin tents up teh fred. Janet CH4K an Princess Mu ar awlreddy settin up thar!
O ai nawt be in a Bedouin tent befoar!! KEWL! *KCT gets in tent and sits dwon lissening to the moosic* O hai Bluesfan473 and Cween! *dandansdansdansdans and bownbownsbownsbons*
ohai KCT! i just gotted heer too, had to take kumo to teh V-E-T for himz shots. if yoo missded anyfing yoo kan
look upthrejump in teh time masheen an eksperience it all ober agin!O Hai lunarmommy!! Iz so kewl!!! Wayyy Kewl!!!
* Ambercat flotes awn stayj inna clowd ob patchooli oyl anna swirly-patternd kafftan, baer feets an a croun ob slytlee wiltin daysees arown her hed *
Laydees an Jennulmens, or shud Ai sai: Cool Cats and Hip Doods: We has a speshul treet fur yu nao – nawt oenlee a trans at lantix dyooet bai me, Ambercat an Mr “Iyun” Lungdoc butt(!) awlso a rilly egg syting gest appeerunce: Nao well noen in Cheezlan fur her poor trayul ob inannianniannimayt objex, in Low Budgie Porduktshuns, the Cheez-faymus Eeckthecat is egg spandexing her reper twire to plai inannianniannimayt myosicul instrooments!!
So let me bring awn stayj:
Eeckthecat – wiv a beehave hayrstyl bigger than she is herself an dressed in nee-hi patent plastic shy knee boots an a blakanwytcheks minidress – plees to nawt be bendin ovah, Eeck, or we will be seeing nekst week’s woshing! – and weeling awn a stand ob bells…..
An Lungdoc: a vishun in cheezcloff and bell-bottum jeens so wyd a he can stash a payr ob bongs….err, Ai meen bongO drums in eech leg!
If yu wonts to singalawng, the myoosic is
heer
Plees to gib it up to Lungdoc, as he opens owr peese; singin in cloes free-part harmunny wiv himself! (Ai has no ideer hao he dus that! – muss be hims meddycul bakgrownd)
Tehre’s a websyt, hiddun deeeeep in teh innerwebs
Amung the pron syts aw forlorn
An teh, ebry 3 howrs
A gnu Lolcat pic is born
[Eeeeeckk!!! Wehr is yu?!]
Sorree…werk emergencee…
Pfft, stoopy pleh Reel Lyf!
yah, wut she sayd!
Bells:
Big bang bong bung….
Awl teh cheezpeeps teyy R raysing, to beet Anni to furst post
Tho tehy neber wud admit it, cos to sai “furst” is teh wurst!
Tehn arownd teh wirld teh cheezpeeps, joyn in song an danse an fun
** tinglelingelingle **
Let us joyn in joobilayshun, heer teh conga rats’ elayshun
Plees to plai nyse ebbrywun!
Tehre’s a websyt, hiddun deeeeeeep in teh innerwebs
Wehre teh oenlee rool is to plai nyse
He’s very gud,isn’t he??
How does he sing in harmony wif hizzself ??
An heer, five tyms awn weekdais
(for tyms on weekends)trolls to plees tayk owr advyse
Oh,sorry…it’s my turn isn’t it ???
**thunk,crash,bang **
OUCH !!!!
*hissesssesss*
Yesss!!!!!
Awl the cheezpeeps will ignore yu, And eet caek in teh brakeroom
Cos we com heer to escayp the Pleh Reel Lyf sindrome
Ooops,sorry…
dropped a bell there,can I just……
An teh cheezpeeps awl start sighing, “Oh the Hyooje Manatee!”
Leed us nawt into temptayshun, to address tihs sityooayshun.
Tihs is owr fillossofee
Ai fink it’s under your kaftan….
Blimey..when did you last wash your feet !!
Form teh websyt, hiddun deep in teh innerwebs
A Guinness Pig had tihs ideer
To hav a 3-LOL partay
Sellebrayting awl fings Cheez…
Hang on…let me hang this up again…
** CLING CLANG CLONG CLUNK **
Oh dear…ai fink dat ones bent!!
Heer the kitteh bells a-ringing, as tehy danse and sho jazz paws
** tinglelinglelingle **
Well, DAT ones still fine!
Wiv teh caypers an teh prances, and pinkee toepads we adores
An teh cheezpeeps will nao bring yu, 3 LOLs of sawng an mud
With teh cheezcloff and the joss stix and the kaftans and the LOLpix
Lyf has never been so gud!
*Lungdoc an Ambercat eech taek hold ob Eeck’s legs an swing her into teh beeg gong*
DONNNNGGGGGG !!!!
**bows**
And wif dat,deer cheezfrenz,ai haz to get back to stoopy werk wif our stoopy new pyooter system dat iz fryin whuts left uv mai brayns!
*Shakes hand wif Ambercat & Lungdoc*
Whee! Teh endz! (Bestest part aifinkso!)
Wow man! Trans at lantix dyooett, wiv bells awn!!!
Oh, that wuz just . . .AMAZING!!! Ai nebber HURD such singing!! Oar CLING CLANG CLONG CLUNKin!!
*handz a littlol hand roled “cigarette” around.*
*whistles*
*trows keyz awn staj*
Owch !!!
Hey..who’s frowin keys ???
It’s cool, we just hangem on teh trianglol adn make more percussion..
Cayrful! Izza fynlee balansed instroomunt….
Oh wellz…trianglol, parallellellellell ogram…whateverz…
“Why doan’t we sing somefingz?”
“Ai’ve forgotten teh key.”
“Taht’s allrite, Ai’ve got a lid in teh car…”
*Aifinkso all teh Firesign Theatre fanz is already nappin todai…*
Don u noe we’re all bozos on dis bussss…wanna skweez da wheez?
ooo berry, BERRY nyce!!!
LOLOLOLOLOL!!! nyse wurk guyz! hilareeuss!!
O noes, ai fink wp nommed mai appolsorse furr tihs wundermus song!
So here we go again
*clappity clappity*
Forty minnits an acrors free tymzones – nawt bad fur a free minnit sawng!
grate coord… kourd… grate togetherness!!
w00tw00t!! wow, taht wuz wunderful!
* Guinness Piggeh, lolpigburglar adn Scrooge McPig awl arribe awn teh Cheezburger stayge waring littlol soots adn hats *
Ohai ebberywon! Welcum welcum welcum tu CHEEZSTOCK!!!
wii wud liek tu startify wib a sawng taht rly sums up wai wii is teh heer todai… eben nao, sum ob us has tu be at teh stoopy pleh werk oar has tu du teh ironing oar sumfing else whut is teh pleh… yesh yesh, stoopy pleh reel lyfe syndrome affekts us awl… sumthymes…
* GP throws owt bockses ob tishoos tu teh crowd *
“R.E.M [Rodints en Masse]: Ebberybody SPLORTS”
youtube.com/watch?v=pudOFG5X6uA
mmmMMMmmm
Wen yur dai is laaawwwnnnggg…
adn reel lyfe…
reel lyfe won’t leebe yu alowne…
Wen yur shore yu’s had enuff…
ob reel lyfe…
well, log awn…
Type “Cheezburger”, hit goooooo…
lookit teh picshores wib yur eyes…
but ebberybody SPLORTS…
sum thymes…
sum thymes yur duck taype is nawt strawng…
if yur bayving cap just went *SPRONG*
teh cyoot crash cart wheel bii alawng… (hold awn, hold awn)
put yur purrtektibb gogglols on (hold awn)
iffn yu feel lyke yur braynes are teh smushed…
den reel lyfe…
eet is gawn…
cos ebberybody SPLORTS…
awl ob yur cheezy frends…
EBBERYBODY SPLORTS!!!
Hawt Chokk-lit adn…
Maaaaaarsh-mallo…
donut look at teh LOL
wib yur cheezmap blankie awn…
NOM NOM NOM, yur chokklit possum!
iffn yur awn yur own…
in reel lyfe…
teh days adn nites are lawng…
wen yu finkso yu’s had tu mush…
ob reel lyfe…
plz tu log awn…
In ower speshul plais…
SUM THYMES…
Won ob teh cheezfrends cries
adn ebberybody’s thorts
is full ob supports
cos ebberybody hurts
Sum thymes…
plz tu hold awn, hold awn,
Hold awn, hold awn, hold awn, hold awn, hold awn, hold awn (nom nom nom nom nom)
(OHM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM)
Ebberybody Splorts…
NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Yu is teh nawt alowne…
“about an hour and a half ago, we’ve had no official explanation; police estimate some three or four hundred people, they just, they just logged on and LOL’d. God! We’ve gotten confirmation, we cannot find anyone; I’ve never seen anything like this”
~ ~ ~
Otay laydees adn gennullmens!!! Dere is LAWTS moar phun tu bii had!!! Dere wheel bii lawts ob sawngs heer awn teh Cheezburger Stayge, teh neckst act wheel bii startifying anee minnit ober awn teh Otter Stayge adn ober teh neckst 3 LOLs yu wheel bii treeted tu TEH… GRATEST… SHOW… AWN… ERF… EBBER!!! (prolly)
Donut forgit, teh Hugh G Manatee wadder slydes is open, yu kin pick up yur speshul edishun bobblol hedded Guinness Piggeh (c) Akshun Figgers, lolcatburglar masks, Upfi brand caterpillolar raycing owtfeets, bebbeh otter plushies adn otter soobeneers at teh consesshun stands! As always, teh Safareh Park is open so plz tu go bisit Wierd Pretzel adn feed him yur commints, linkees adn abatars; snorglol teh orphling bebbehs in teh sankchoowary adn mebbeh, iffn wii is teh rly luckee, mebbeh teh Troll Hunter wheel has thyme tu stawp bai adn taek us up in teh Cayblol Cars ober… * cue dramatik musics * Tee-Arr-Ohh-Ell-Ell Canyun!!! * shudder *
YNG’s wheel bii arownd wib sordid horse doovers shortlee tu!
Welcum tu Cheezstock – 3 LOLs ob Cheez adn Mud!!!
O yesh, adn fankies tu lolcatburglar, tessm, skwirrlgrrl, kimkiwi adn awl teh otters hu maded todai pawsable!!!
Fankies!!!
WOOOt WOOOOt!!!1! Bring awn da YNGs!!! Woooooohoooooo!!!!!
*clappity clappity*!
@@@@@@@@ x elebenty bazillion exelnty! Yay, Piggeh!!
Bwavo!! Bwavvo!!! Klappity, klappity!!
*runz on stayge and schmoooz deh Piggeh*
Yay! No wunder teh man didn’t want you to sign, man.
*holds up liter for piggeh*
Awesum! but ifinkso Weird Pretzel has eeted enuf alreddy!!
Yay yay Great sawng!!!
Yayz! Awncore! Moar cowbell aifinkso!!!1!
*blows nose daintily on hunnert dollar hanky*
HARRRRNK!
*moar cowbell* LOL!
w00t! w00t!
*takes a running start and slides down the slide into the pond. Sputterrz!* Ai florgot ai wer a kitteh!
*sobs* i luvs taht song, yoo haz speeked to wut Reel Lief iz all abowt!!
dis iz awsum, GP!!!
*sobs awn lunarmommy’s sholder, wipes noze awn lunarmommy’s tee shurt*
Ai LUBS tath song too! Grate job, littlol pigglol!
*KCT has bell bottums an fringy tawp tied at the wayst and beeds an hedband* Ooooooo, dooods! Teh mooosic iz tripping meh! Farm owt, doods!
ooh, yoo luks groovy, KCT!
*jk2 steps up tew teh mikrololfone, toons up teh gitar an kyoos teh trompits*
*maeks shur baes iz nyselee terned up tew*
Skyuus mii butt (!) ai habs tew deddikaet diz sawng tew awl teh fabbyouluslololee cheezfrenz heer todai, an alsew tew awl teh cheezfrens hoo kuddnt coem tew teh partee rite naow!
*fiddlols wif mikrololfone*
ai’b lossted at lubs befoar
hadda mad an cloased teh dor
butt (!) u sayd tri jus wunse moar
ai choas u foar teh wun
naow ai’m habbin sew mush fyun
u treeted mii sew kynd
ai’m abowt tew luus mai mynd
u maed mii sew berree happee
ai’m sew glaad u
caem intew mai lief!
teh udders wer untroo
butt (!) wen it caem tew lubbin u
ai’d spin mai hoel lief wif u
cuz u caem an u tewk kuntrowl
u teched mai berree sole
u alwais shohed mii dat
lubbin u iz wer izzat
u maek mii sew
berree happee
ai’m sew gald u
caem intew mai lief!
ai lubs u sew mush it seams
ur ebben inna mai dreems
ai kin heer u
yah ai kin heer u cawlin mii
ai’m sew in lubs wif u
awl ai ebber wantz tew du iz
fankyew bebbee
fankyew bebbe!
u maed mii sew berree happee
u maed mii sew berree berree berree berree berree happee bebbe
ai’m sew glaad u
caem intew mai lief!
Byootiful song adn byootifully sungend too jk2k
Plaws, plaws, clappity clap.
*sniifz* sumfing iz in mai aiz *clappz, apawz*
*tosses ginormous bookay of firemans onstage to j2k*
OOOH fankeees!
*runsawaiwifakwiknisss tew NB wif fyremins*
Ai lub dis soong! U maid MEH sew berree hapi, ai gotz a lub in mai hartz!
sew troo!! ai didunt knoes they wuz singing abowt cheezland!
well (ooh deep subbjik!) bak den, tehy prollololee dint noes abowt teh cheezlan sew mush… butt(!) naow, iz purrfik, aifinkso!
(mai ohai skool histry teecher useta say, “deep subjek foar shallow mindz!)
Ooh, it werked! nao heerz teh leeriks.
Suppertiem, adn teh nomming iz eezee
Fish ar tastee
adn teh chikkin deeviene!
Yore Kitteh sayz
Mommee getz meh sum gushfuds
Oh hush, littlol kitteh, doan’t you cry-y!
Wun ob dese daese,
Yoo gunna chatchiry dat mausee
Oar dat burdee
beefore himz can fly
Butt yool letz tehmz go
Cuz no nomming the roadints
Juss oapenz sum toona, dat’s so ni-ice!
Clappity clappity – grayt purr- fore-ments mezzomom
ya mans taht wuz groooveh
très groovy!
Clappity clap clap, mezzomom!!!!! Iz troo kitteh anthem!
Reelleee fur owt!
*sways 2 teh moosic* *holds up zippo liter* O yesh, yesh, yesh!!!! *aksudently starts fyre* *fyremans puts owt fyre and an starts dansdansdansdans wif KCT*
Oh KCT, pleez to shayre yur fyremans wiv mii, pleez, pleeeeeeeez.
A kitteh appears on stage, red cape stylishly safety pinned into a flowing granny dress, accented by a beaded headband with flowers tucked into it.
.
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Gimme an L! . **L!!** .Gimme an O! . **O!! ** .Gimme another L! .**another L!!**
What’s that spell? . *lol*
What’s that spell? .*LOL!*
What’s that spell??! .*LOL!!!*
What’s that spell?? .*Cripes, we told you three times already!*
What’s that spell?? .*Someone get that kitteh a dictionary!!*
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Aw friends, I know you don’t expect to overcome Stoopy Pleh Real Life Syndrome if you can’t yell louder than that! Here’s a song I call The Fixin’ To Lol Rag with many apologies to Country Joe McDonald (sorry, the video sound quality is bad and there are a few ‘adult’ words).
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Yeah, come on Cheesefriends, don’t be shy,
We’ll wave some haters ‘bye bye bye’
They don’t like the way we talk,
But all they do is snipe and squawk!
When they yell our pix are fake,
We’ll skip off for break room cake!
.
(Chorus)
And its one two three,
What are we LOLing ‘bout?
Monorail cat’s on the track,
Will Lolrus get his bukkit back?
And its five six seven
Open up the doors to NOM!
Basement Cat is standing by,
Whoopee! Lets have some pie!
.
Well, come on YNGs, every one,
There’s lots of ironing to be done!
Our humor sometimes is adult
Meant in fun, not to insult!
Cheesepeeps know if they’re too bawdy
They’ll get a trip to the barn that’s naughty!
.
(Chorus)
.
Well, come on newbies, walk with me
So many sites that you should see!
Rabid weezlols tampering,
Guiness Piggeh scampering.
We know Cheeseland is best, by far
There’s a lion!! Get in the car!!
.
(Chorus)
On-core, on-core
gimme a C, gimme an L, gimme an A, gimme a P (!!)
gimme a clappity clappity ov teh floofeh pause.
*adds enthoosiatik applesauces*
jus won awf manee wif teh CLAP!
heh.
duuuuuude! she gave her the clap maaann
heh.
*cloudofsmoke*
*showts, “deres a lyun, Get in the car* Woooot!!! Gud wun, Bluesfan473!!!
*KCT has bell bottums an fringy tawp tied at the wayst and beeds an hedband* Ooooooo, dooods! Teh mooosic iz tripping meh! Farm owt, doods!
rite awn KCT!!
U luuk bootiful baybee!
Fank u….so does u!!!
Applaws, applaws! Woot, woot!!! oooh! lookit teh purrty colors! he hee!
*humz along: wun, tow, free, wut r wii LOLin bowt*
W00t!!! W00t!!!!
*Passez nip arownd*
*passez owt*
*fans cweenmj; puts sum flowers in her hayr*
*puts hurr hand inna bowl uv warm wadder*
*wakez up*
*wunderz wai bluesfan473 haz hur hand in a bowl uv warm wadder*
Don’t mind mii. I just wander rownd bakstage waiting fur mai turn tu sing on deh neggst lol. *nomz sum browneez*
mi too cween! ai iz glad ai will haz such gud companee!!
*curtsees*
OH hAI tESSM!! Oooops inadvertent capps lock.
Dis lol is so full uv win adn awsum!! I hopez wii kin due az well wen it b ower turn!
aifinkso everywun will be passed owt by then…
no wun will even notiss us… *sob*
I’ll notice you Tessm even if ai pass owt, except maybe ai wont be able to sai annything but I’ll still notice.
dunt wurrie tessm, ahm shure lawts uv peeps cuddnt maik it naow an wil chek in wen tehy can. Ai wil haz tew leev fer wurks lawn afore teh funz iz ober (stoopy reel lyfe pleh syndrome!) sew ai wil see wat went awn wen ai gits hoam. Dere wil be plenny uv notisins admirashuns fer ur sawng! Ai kno it wil be wundermus!
oh fanks guise, ai is just having pre-performance jitters.
hay! whooz hand wuz taht aneewai?! Skuze meh, aifink ai need teh flannik naow!
Far owt, man.
*Lols and falls and rolls on grownd*
Oh, teh grass, man, its so green! Didja ebber luk, i mean, really luk, at grass before?
An teh mud, its so muddy. All different colors of mud, but tehre all the same . . .
an an an ur hand. didja eber reely luuk at ur hand? *sways slitelee*
Wow, man, taht’s…..so…so deep, man!
an an an … yew see that little speck of dirt on your hand? did you ever think that maybe the whole universe is just a speck of dirt on a huge hand? and that hand is, like, a speck of dirt on something, like, even bigger? how far out would that be? maybe it’s like all specks of dirt, man!! maybe like the little speck of dirt on your hand has a whole myoosic festival going on in it, and we’re looking, like, down on it. and maybe there’s like this hyooooooge intelligenxsxjhe looooooooking dowaaannnnnaaa on us like a gyant eyeyeyeyeyeyeyebaaaaallllllll in the skay, man and its all like tooooooffffffaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr out, man? didja ever think about that?
I feel a little sick.
here, has some cheezepuffs. that’ll makes you feel betterer.
Ai LUBS yur endin!!!! woohoo!!!
“teh barn that’s nawty” Tee hee!!
I AM ONE!!!
ooooh! dats hevvy man!
Next, I would like to tell u teh story of a journey. A virtual journey to find relief from Real Life. At this time I’d like to welcome all our FailBlog frenz who here with us today or who is stuck in moderation but with us in spirit. *squeeze*!
We has no video for this, but u all knoes teh original song, I’m teh pretty sure.
Teh Wait, Whut?
by LCB (wif aplologies to Teh Band)
I logged on teh internets, I was feelin’ sick up and fed;
I just need some place where I can splort my hed.
“Hey, Google, can u tell me where a soul might find some frenz?”
It just showed me “404,” “Nope,” was whut that sed.
(Chorus:)
Get ur lol on Cheezfrenz, get ur lols for free;
Get ur lol on Cheezfrenz, and (and) (and) it’s all at ICHC.
I clicked on my mouse, I went browsing for a pick-me-up;
When I saw some weirdness that disturbed me: 2 Girls and 1 Cup.
I sed, “That’s nasty, go on, get out of town.”
They sed, “We gotta go ’cause our hit count is way down.”
(Chorus)
Browse ’round on MySpace, there’s nothin’ u can say
Then there’s Facebook where folks tell u ’bout their whole darn day.
And on Twitter, there abounds inanity.
I sed, “Do me a favor, guise, wontcha try to Tweet anything compelling?”
(Chorus)
Cynicism swallowed me, so I checked out FailBlog.
They sed, “U want something whack, see ‘I Has a Hot Dog’.”
I said, “Wait a minute, FB, u know I’m a feline fan.”
They sed, “That’s too bad. Fail.” Then they *squeezed* me and they ran.
(Chorus)
Cats and cheezburgers, now, that makes me feel so fine
When I am sinking low, so I do believe it’s time
To get back to HappyCat, u know he’s teh only one
Who cheers me up with his request for meat-on-bun.
(Chorus)
Wooooooooooot!
FWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!
*doesn’t have a lighter, so gives LCB a wee *FOOOOM!* instead*
*accidenties the stage*
WOOP!
*runs to get a fire extinguisher*
*announcer voice*
Will teh firemans please stop who they’re doing and report to Stage Elebenty IMMEDIATELY?
kthxcracklecrackle
*gets hoser in pond*
Hey, help me put this fire out.
Oh noes!!! I didn’t drink enough beer!!
Get my brother Bob McKenzie, he can put out a 5-alarm fire single-handedly!
Wait! Whut? Come back!
*snerk*
ai new dose dragonz shot fiyr!
Clappity clappity clap – berri kool song LCB
whoo-hoo! bes won yet!
*squeezes LCB*
*runs*
Happy Cat the only one maaann
so deep
meatonbun heh.
*eyesrollup*
rockin duud LCB the best maaan
*sways*
yay fur I Can Has Hawt Dawg!!!! wooohooo!!!! *doez teh hawt dawg dansdans wif Baileygogz*
ohai evreewun, i knows wher yoo kan getting teh bestest nip!
*gigglols* Oooooo, teh bestest nip!!!! Kewl doods!!!
Midge maan – its homegrown maaan!
Anybody seen Dave?
Dave’s not here, man….
iz too erly for teh burfday party yet, but teh trollz at teh faktree haz been wurking on a speshul commishun, an heer it iz!! get yor speshul limited edishun Mick Boblol-Lips Akshun Figures heer!! yesh, iz Mick wif egg skloosib boblol-lip akshun!! an iz only two munniez!! all proseeds go to teh Giness Piggeh Fund For Ending Teh Pleh RLS an teh Reform-A-Trol Fowndayshun!!
iz neber tew eerly fer a parti! ah’ll taik a Mick Boblol-Lips akshun figger plees!
ooooh, fangq burfday fairy (an teh faktree trollz)
heers is teh two munniez.
*tap*
*boblolboblolboblolboblolboblolboblolboblolboblolboblolboblolboblol*
*Runz tu b nawt sekkund in lion.
oooo!! ooo!!! oooooo!!!!! I want!!!!
Ratz!!! I nawt nawt-sekkun!!!! but I gotz deh bobblol lipz!!!
*poke
*bobblol
*poke
*bobblol
*poke
*bobblol
*Cutz in teh lion rite behind teh cween*
Oooooh!! Ooooooh!! ai want wun too!!!
Janet, pls do nawt cut teh lion! Lions hab feelins too!
Ohai burfday fairy
Fankyu ai’ll tayk free to tayk to teh fokes bak home furr a subeneer – hear’s sick smunnies furr yu.
WOWZERZ — 238 Commints in 45 minoots!!! Whooo Hooo datz gotta bee a rekord!!
We got by with a little help from our friends!
{{{Elsa_Mama}}}
* Scrooge McPig scampers awn tu teh Hellol Kitteh Stayge waring a littlol kilt wib extry large tasslols awn hims umm… sporran *
ACH!
WEEEK WEEEK WEEEK
heer am a littlol sawng ai rited fur teh floofeh littlol skwirrlgrrl…
“Scrooge McPig: To Skwee Wib Yu”
Hold on skwirrlgrrl!!!
Lookit whut reel lyfe’s dun tu yu!
Stand up skwirrlgrrl!!!
Reel Lyfe juss kneads a Hedbat!
wen yur thru, gib won tu
yur grumpeh stoopy-visor tu!
so kum awn bebbeh, kum on ober
lettuce plai awn i-can-has-cheezburger…
Ai’m teh won hu wants tu skweee wib yu…
donut forgit dere’s lolling tu (LOLLING TU…)
Wayting heer awn lyne fur sum gud gnus (WAYTING HEER AWN LYNE!)
Skwirrlgrrl’s awn teh Hu’s tawking fingy; WOO!
bring owt yur coconuts
teh wons yu juss canut smush
WHACK dem wib a mallitt
littlol bits, milk, hare adn mush:
yu’ll sea eet awl rayn down
teh milk insyde wheel awl drayn owt
hold up a bebbeh, use an otter
let sum won else open eet fur yu…
Ai’m teh won hu wants tu skweee wib yu…(AI’M TEH WON!)
donut forgit dere’s lolling tu (LOLLING TU…)
Wayting heer awn lyne fur sum gud gnus (WAYTING HEER AWN LYNE!)
Skwirrlgrrl’s awn teh Hu’s tawking fingy, WOO!
wen yur awn lyne, wii kin plai tugebber bebbeh!
yu kin maek reel lyfe werthwyle
yu kin maek teh hole whirrled… SMYLOL!
wen yur thru, wib teh soots
bring yur whippeh creem wib yu
so kum awn bebbeh, kum on ober
lettuce plai awn i-can-has-cheezburger…
Ai’m teh won hu wants tu skweee wib yu…(AI’M TEH WON!)
donut forgit dere’s lolling tu (LOLLING TU…)
Wayting heer awn lyne fur sum gud gnus (WAYTING HEER AWN LYNE!)
Skwirrlgrrl’s awn teh Hu’s tawking fingy, WOO!
Ai’m teh won hu wants tu skweee wib yu…(AI’M TEH WON!)
donut forgit dere’s lolling tu (LOLLING TU…)
Wayting heer awn lyne fur sum gud gnus (WAYTING HEER AWN LYNE!)
Skwirrlgrrl’s awn teh Hu’s tawking fingy, WOO!
Reel lyfe juss donut deserbe tu has yu…
WOOOOOOO
* Scrooge stayge dybes intu teh crowd *
*FAINTS*
Brunggz a folded fan an waivz it tew cool orf grrl!
sry, should have been
*SWOONS*
We needz fyremanz ober here!
*sways*
wavves zippo
*lites zippo*
.
.
*staresatit*
Oh noes, teh man iz modderatifying meh!
Up on stage, teh spotliet piks out Meezer Mom in a sparkly miniskurt and staight, shiny hair that she set on oranj juis cans and long bangs ober her eys and lots of eye makeup. Now awl teh lites come up and she’s singing with the Flufferson Hareplane! Ober teh drone uv teh bass she starts their beeg heet—Whiet Bunneh:
This nip makes you larger,
And that nip makes you small.
But the nip your kitty gives you
Means he loves you, and that’s all.
Go ask LC
When she’s at the mall.
And if you go chasing mousies,
And you know you’re going to fall
Tell ‘em a Guinness-sipping guinea pig
Has tripped you in the hall
Go ask LC
If she’ll take your call.
When stoopy pleh real life
Starts to dim your rosy glow
And you’ve just had some kind of LOL fix
And you want to stay mellow
Go ask LC
I think she’ll know –
Where logic and proportion
Have fallen stoopy dead,
And your kids are talking backward
And the housework lies ahead
Remember what the wise Maus said
Keep your head
Right in bed.
ZZZZZZZZZ
*clappittee clappittee clappittee clappittee clappittee !!!*
*jk2k fawls bak wif a tyredbutt(!)happee frum awl teh egg site mint*
*clappity clappity*
WIN!!1!
Dat wuz full uv win n awsum n grace n slik!!
Dis be grayt song, adn ai lubs teh sparklolly miniskurt, waredyagettit?
Ai liberated it–five finger discount, man.
Yay! Clappity clappity! *Collapses in admirashum*
Yeeeeaaaaaaaahhhh!
Yeah! Applolsaucse clappity clappity! *waves lighter in ayr*
Mee Zer Mom! Mee Zer Mom!
Anom, mm! Ai lubs dat sawng! Woot-Woot-ZZzzzz….
AI LUBS DIS SAWNG!!!
*SJ / Martoonie wanders in, late, lookin a littlol dazed an cormfewsed*
*she has teh flowrs in her hare, moar cheezclof dan is natcheral, an bare feets*
*a slightly cheezy whiff follows her*
*she is singin softlee to herself*
Awl we are saaaaaaaayin…
Is gib cheez a chance…
Awl we are saaaaaaaayin…
Is gib cheez a chance…
Sing it wiv me doods!
*hugs SJ, hands her a granola martoonie*
*sings*
Give cheez a chance!
*slurps martoonie*
Uh, LCB, u shoor dis is granola? Onlee ai notissed u cleanin owt teh parrot’s cage earlier…
*hands SJ a even bigger granola martoonie*
I’m sure u is teh mistakened. That’s my phlonquais’ job.
And u mickses teh martoonies urself? Ai’m just sayin.
Awl wee ar saaaaaaaayin
is gib cheez a chance
Awl we are saaaaaaaayin…
Is gib cheez a chance…
*givs martoonie/SJ a flower*
*givs JCH4K a faery caek*
OOOooooothankz!!
*liez down awn a blankee in teh park an luks intentlee at teh faery caek – which seems to be dansing*
*Holeds hans wiz Martoonie and swais wiz teh myoosik*
Awl we are saaaaaaaayin…
Is gib cheez a chance…
Awl we are saaaaaaaayin…
Is gib cheez a chance…
*swais wiv Ambercat*
Oooh eberyfings goin swirly (nawt skwirly), ai finkso ai bedder sit down
*Carrees awn holdin Hans an swayin*
Hey! Let Hans go! He’s wif me!
Ai thort yu brort him to shayr!
*Crowd is singing and swaying, some a little too much, some a lot too much.*
Sums fallen rite obber from teh exxess swayingnes
*dansdansdansndans wif rolrolrolrol an bownbownsbowns* O dis has gawta be teh bestest!!! *hugz awl teh cheezpeeps and KCT nao haz a lawta nip in her*
*dansdansdans wif KCT* Ai luvs u man!
Teh JCH4K Boolevard is closed, man — far out!!!
*throws back hed and laffs*
*wonders whose hed that was*
Zombie Apocolypse!!
*runs and grabs head*
*puts in box and addresses “6 feet under”*
*drops in post box*
And they say it’s hard to get a hed in this world. Hmph.
Cheeztown Rock,
Sung to teh toon of Jailhouse Rock
(with apololgies to Sha-na-na, hoo performinged teh orijinal verjun at Woodstock)
Teh cheezies throo a partay on teh noontyme LOL.
Teh cheeztown band was there and there wer no bad trolls.
Teh band was jumpin and teh LOL began to swing.
Yoo should’ve heard those rocked-out cheezies sing!
Let’z rock, everybody, let’z rock.
Everybawdee joynin round teh clock
Was dancin to teh cheeztown rock.
LCB wuz playin tenor saxophone,
Skwirrl-grrl was blowin on teh slide trombone.
Teh Mausie-boy from Delawayr went crash, boom, bang,
Teh whole rithym section wuz teh fail-blog gang!
Let’z rock, everybody, let’z rock.
Everybawdee joynin round teh clock
Was dancin to teh cheeztown rock.
Thatz when Princess Mu said to J4K:
Izznt it hard to beleev such fun could all be free!
I shur would be delighted with your companee,
Come on and do teh pinkee toepads dantz with me!
Let’z rock, everybody, let’z rock.
Everybawdee caperin’ round teh clock
Was prancin to that toepads rock.
Kyool song gremlin – ai lubs it!
Elbis vershun heer!
W00T!!!! capering an pransing!!! We can doo it!!
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*sings* Awl mai burgers – ai will give to Yoo000oooo!
Woot woot!
J4K and Princess – ahem, mebbe make that Prances
– Mu – capering and prantzing with The King! Rockin and lollin’ – Yor doin it rite! 
Beeutifull grems!!!!! just … omai i r at a loss! fanks that am mai fav sawng!!!
AfriCat was sittin’ on a blok of stone;
Way over in the corner he wuz all alone.
Booklion said, hey, buddy, go put on yor kilt;
We kin partay down, dantzin’ to teh hilt!
Let’z rock, everybody, let’z rock.
Everybawdee joynin round teh clock
Was dancin to teh cheeztown rock.
Turtlol said to Romeow, for cheezies’ sake,
No one’z lookin, now’z our chance to take a brayk.
Romeow turned to Turtlol and she sed, nix nix,
I wanna stick around a while and get sum kicks!
Let’z rock, everybody, let’z rock.
Everybawdee joynin round teh clock
Was dancin to teh cheeztown rock.
*danse danse danses tew teh toepad rock!*
Ambercat leend owt ob to windo hi,
Waived to Martoonie an sed “Ohai”
Cawled acrors to Tidmum, juss down teh way
TTI is tynee; we is awl na-ay(bers!)
Let’z rock, everybody, let’z rock.
Everybawdee joynin round teh clock
Was dancin to teh cheeztown rock.
Annipuss is ober teh tehre, juss past teh tree
Up teh rode is a lidl Guinness Piggee
Awl ober tihs li’l ysland R cheezyfrends
Holdi hands across teh oshuns to distunt lands
Let’z rock, everybody, let’z rock.
Everybawdee joynin round teh clock
Was dancin to teh cheeztown rock.
Oh mai gosheroonieez.!! We shud hav invited Jimmba!! an Paws4Thot. An SillyAnnz. An paul. An LoveCat. An gibbocat. an AllyBally.
*sniff*
*rattles tin cup against bars*
Yay! *clappity clappity*
Rocking it old school, you’re doing it right.
elebenty maaaaan! that waz win an osssiiinmnmnmmm
(plz 2 b skyoozin me ifn dis dubble-poasts — da nawt-sekkund wun got moderaytified, sew ifn it shoaz up laytur, kunsidder it un on-kore)
N naow, awn Stayj Elebenty, heer iz Felton Jack n Da What wif deyz noo sawng frum da rok opra “TomCat”, “Awn ICanHasCheezburger”
♫♫♫
Ebber sints I wuzza yung boi,
I’d reed da sillee LOL.
I’d “HoHo” n I laff at ‘em,
I musta red ‘em awl.
But I’z ayn’t red nuffin liek ‘em,
Da bestist uvvem awl.
Da LOLcatz awn ICHC
Shure mayke me ROFL!
♫♫♫
U stand waytin 4 da next wun,
Clikin’ awn “Refresh”.
Win it showz, U tiep ur kawmint,
Hoapin’ 2 beet da rest.
U mite get uh “nawt-sekkund”
Dat tawp spot uv da LOL.
Da LOLcatz awn ICHC
Shure mayke me ROFL!
♫♫♫
Awn ICanHasCheezburger
Dere awlwaiz izza twist.
Awn ICanHasCheezburger
Nawt a wun U wont 2 miss!
♫♫♫
Whale, da site’z uh grate distrakshun,
U can eskayp ur IRLs.
Furgitz ur werk n trubblz,
Plai wif ur frinz n palz.
Dey awlwaiz hazza chukkle,
Dey nebber fayl 2 LOL,
Da LOLcatz awn ICHC
Shure mayke me ROFL!
♫♫♫
U can see ur fayvrit LOLcatz,
U can see da best.
Da site letz U mayk noo wunz,
Adn U can kawmint awn da rest.
It’z got lawtsa pix adn funneez,
I’ve nebber seen ‘em awl.
Da LOLcatz awn ICHC
Shure mayke me ROFL!
♫♫♫
Awn ICanHasCheezburger
Dere awlwaiz izza twist.
Awn ICanHasCheezburger
Nawt a wun U wont 2 miss!
♫♫♫
Awn ICanHasCheezburger
Dere maykin ebben moar!
Awn ICanHasCheezburger
Dere’z sum I hazzn’t seen b4!
♫♫♫
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elebenty on cores !
Huzzah! Wissles adn stomps! (Ooo, mud.) *Clappity clappity* Yay Aahz!
*waves wrists soulfully*
*waves David Soul-fully*
*waves De La Soul foully*
*waves Soul Asylum maniaklee*
*heaves asylum releef*
*puts hed on desk*
w00t! w00t! grate wun Aahz!
Yur a wizzard!
Da Pinbawl Wizzard uv Aahz?
OOH, since we’s doing Elton now….
youtube.com/watch?v=rzrKlEtxTx4
So, the skwirrls ackshully had so much fun doing the first song, they wanted to do a nother!!
This is decadated to everyone’s favrit piggeh.
Please add the www to the link above if you want to sing along.
He checks his chare today, pre flite
Zero hour, TTI
And he’s gonna be miles outta site by then
He’s got the rokkits charged completely full
The lawn chare stashed with noms
Oh what a wondrussss sight!
And we think its gonna be another trip
I rly hope his rokkit chare don’t flip
He’s not ur ordinary pet at all
Oh no no no, he’s a Rokkit Pig!
Rokkit piggeh! Running out of fuds and safety nets….
GP’s aren’t generally seen in space
Hoo knew piggehs cud fly?
But you know out here Cheezland, they can try!
And all the time, he’s shooting for the moon
He seems to like it way up high
Oh Rokkit Piggeh, Rokkit Piggeh!
And we worry if he’ll miss the PCF*
His aim is off a tiny littlol bit
Everyone luk out he’s gonna hit!
Oh no no no he’s a Rokkit Pig!
Rokkit piggeh! Running out of fuds and safety nets….
*piggeh catchy fing
*clappity clappity*
w00t! w00t!
U rock Rokkit Piggeh!!!
Grate sawng skwirrlgrll!!!
*faints*
*un-faints*
It’s because of teh height thing. Teh song was eggsellent. Just wanted to clarify.
*re-faints*
*gentlee pats LCB’s hand*
will a granola martoonie help?
*un-faints*
Couldn’t hoit.
*re-faints*
Taht wuz a reel high, wuzn’t it?
LOL!!! Ai think ai mite bee a littlol high, too!!
*Thows moar flours at teh skwirrlgrrl*
We needz sum fyremanz here!
rokkit pig!!!! rokkit pig!!!
ZOMCC! Ebreewuns sawngs r full uv win an awsum!!!!
*swoonz frum teh admirashunz*
*clappity clappity*
w00t! w00t!
cheezpeeps are wundermaus!
My firstie attempt moderayted out, so I triez again, wifout linkee to moosic.
*The great winged lion flies to the Safari Park carrying a thinnish blondy female Wif a layzy flapping ov teh wings, teh lion circles the stage and slowly lands, lying down wif hyooge paws tucked under. Folding teh wings lets teh passenger descend wit her piano. Tossing her hair back, she addresses teh Cheezpeeps.*
I haz com frum teh fyuchoor, where I wroted this song about this event, and come back in teh past wif the help of tyme trabbeling booklion, to perform this for you.
Cheezstock
Well I came upon wun ov CC’s cats
He wuz walking along teh road
And I aksed him, where r yu going ?
This he told me
Said, I’m going to Cheezland Safari Park
Gonna join in a jaguar band
gonna get back to junglol land
set my wild cat free
We are starcats, we are golden
we are billion year old hunters
and we’ve got to get ourselves back to teh junglol
Well then, can I hunt beside you?
I have come to lose teh pleh
and I’ve got to junk teh meh and go to purring
And maybe it’s teh time of year,
Yes, and maybe it’s teh time timy ov teh CAT
And I know that since I’m a cat,
there’s more to life than to give hooman clothes a furring
We are starcats, we are golden
we are billion year old hunters
and we’ve got to get ourselves back to teh junglol
By teh time we got to Cheezstock
We were elebentyy milyion strong
Nd eberywhere was a purring and sum belleh snorgles.
I dreamed I saw teh stoopy hooman doors
that were closed and locked agin
opening to all freedom
in our Cheezland.
We are starcats, we are golden
we are billion year old hunters
and we’ve got to get ourselves back to teh junglol
*hums alawng* Wii r starcats, wii r golden
Beyewtiful!
oooh…. groovy, booklion!
*makes teh peace sine*
*mayke pease cosine back*
*throws frozen pease at ebreewun*
OMCC! is THAT whut u bin sayving those 40 pounds ov frozen pees foar?!?
LOL!!! Ai just NOO they wud come in handee!!
Nao *ponders* waht can ai doo wif awl teh peeches an lima beens ai’m freezing nao!!
*holds paw in the ayr, attempting summat in vayn to make a differential equation; givs up and just wayvs paws in teh ayr lyke I just don’t kayr!*
Yay! Grayt song! We ar starcats, we ar golden . . . *sways to teh beet*
*wanderz off on a tangent*
so, whut’s ur poynt?
ai mus bee a bit obtoose todai…
butt yer acuute!
oh gammacat, GMTA! must be teh planets alyn… alig… awl gettin in order.
myoosic of teh angles maaan
*waves hands in arc*
iz OK, u luuks reallee acute.
Hay baybee — wattz ur SINE?
Oh mai!! Taht wuz soooooo beyottifull!!!
*haz leekee aiez*
*runs up an putz flour reeth awn booklions hed*
*handz Janet a shamwow wif peece sines an flowerz broidered awnit*
*lets teh starcats play wif my fringes*
Mega LOL!!!! I gotz 1 uv doze!!!1!!1!
For my next number, I’d like to dedicate a song to our favorite caterpillar, Upfi, who had a birfday a few days ago. Is she here? *scans ginormous crowd*. Well, if she is or if she isn’t, this song is for her:
Nomming Leafs of Grass
by LCB (wif aplologies to Frenz of Distinction)
Upfi is mellow nommin’ leafs of grass
(Nommin’ leafs of grass is a gas, Upfi, can u dig it)
What a trip just watchin’ as Cheezworld goes past
(Nommin’ leafs of grass is a gas, Upfi, can u dig it)
There are so many good frenz to see
While nommin’ leafs of grass
(Nommin’ leafs of grass is a gas, Upfi, can u dig it)
O noes that LCB’s takin’
Everything that’s in sight in Cheezland
(Nommin’ leafs of grass is a gas, Upfi, can u dig it)
The cween beaming down on her domain
(Nommin’ leafs of grass is a gas, Upfi, can u dig it)
And the skwer-er-er-erls making vats of whippy cream
(Nommin’ leafs of grass is a gas, Upfi, can u dig it)
Caterpillar is so dear, with her feelers
That caterpillar makes us skwee, she’s a cutie
And we lol, we lol, we lol, we lol, we lol, we lol
Can u dig it
Whooo-oooh
I can dig it, he can dig it
She can dig it, we can dig it
They can dig it, u can dig it
Oh, let’s dig it
Can u dig it, Upfi
I can dig it, he can dig it
She can dig it, we can dig it
They can dig it, u can dig it
Oh, let’s dig it
Can u dig it, Upfi
The cween beaming down on her domain
(Nommin’ leafs of grass is a gas, Upfi, can u dig it)
And the skwer-er-er-erls making vats of whippy cream
(Nommin’ leafs of grass is a gas, Upfi, can u dig it)
Caterpillar is so dear, with those feelers
That caterpillar makes us skwee, she’s a cutie
And we lol, we lol, we lol, we lol, we lol, we lol
Can u dig it
Whooo-ooooh yesh
I can dig it, he can dig it
She can dig it, we can dig it
They can dig it, u can dig it
Oh, let’s dig it
Can u dig it, Upfi
I can dig it, he can dig it
She can dig it, we can dig it
They can dig it, u can dig it
Oh, let’s dig it
Can u dig it, Upfi
I can dig it, he can dig it
She can dig it, we can dig it
They can dig it, u can dig it
Oh, let’s dig it
Can u dig it, Upfi
I can dig it, he can dig it
(Nommin’ leafs of grass is a gas, Upfi, can u dig it)
She can dig it, we can dig it
They can dig it, u can dig it
(Nommin’ leafs of grass is a gas, Upfi, can u dig it)
Oh, let’s dig it….
I can DIG it maaan!
whoooo
O, I’m a farmer, and I’m digging, digging, digging, digging, digging, digging–whut?
ooh, I really dig this song LCB!
*clappity clappity*
Yabbut, did u Digg it?
LCB dedicayted a song to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*FAINTS*
*UNFAINTS*
Woot elebbenty!!!!
*Upfi had so mush nip leaves in advance she had difficulty finding hur way to teh great event*
One feelur pointing left, man, can u dig it? And teh uther pointing right – peace! Where do I go? Mabbeh ai shud follow teh sound.
Cattails wanders in sayin ai came all teh way frum Kansas an ai has no ticket. Butt (!) teh fence is down and itsa free LOL man, a roflmao free LOL!!! Wanders off to teh pond lookin for more cattails…comes back wet and muddy…sees everyone else wet and muddy and wonders did she hear a goodbye, or even hello?
♫ I say high,. you say low,. you say why,. and I say I don’t know, oh, no. You say goodbye and I say hello ♫
*grabs Cattails hand an dans dans dans tew awl teh moosiks*
Wellcum, man. Yur byootiful.
Mezzomom sees Cattails awl wet adn muddy adn gibs her a shamwow wif flower broydered awn it.
Adn heers a choklit martoonie fur yu!
Oh wow! A sham? fur me? Fanks ai needed dat!
we are one kitteh we are two alone, we are free togedder and four for each udder…
… and elebenty foar teh crazee cat laydee.
ders two cats in teh yard, but elebenty moar inside, aifinkso!
♪ ♫ …naow everything is hairy cuz uv yuuuuu …
our lol is a very, very, very nice lol!
♫ you start the grill
while I get the burgers
and the cheese that you bought today ♫
♫ wif kittehs in teh howse
and sometimes even Maus
now everthing is cheezy
*gives a schmoo* ♪♫
Teh nawt-sekkun try got moderatified sew less try dis agin
Pet me,
Feed me
Scratch me
Snorgle me
Pet me
Feed me
Brush me
Lubs me
Sitting on yu, I getz teh warm spot
Shedding on yu, I maeks yu sneeze!
Tawking to yu, I getz the nommies
Ai haz yu fawling at mai feet
Rite beehine yu, I sees teh fud dish
Awn yu, I seez teh cat hayr
Frum yu, Ai getz attenshun
Frum yu, ai taeks teh best chayr
Awl teh gurl kittehs swoon seeing teh hansum adn furry Roger Loltrey adn teh What!
Cool!!!!!!!Woot!!!! Elebenty!!!!
*fawls awn grownd frum laffin* Taht wuz wundermus mezzomom!!
LOL!
*throws burgers at mezzomom*
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Egg salad! On core!
*clappity clappity*
*laffin hystericallee*
*swoon*
(ai wuz reedin this last nyte and LOLing then too!)
Thiz is grate, too!!!
Ai wuz gonna trai “Hey Joe!” cuz ai just luvs it!! Jimi Hendrix did it at Woodstok. Nao ai’m kinda sorree ai dint. But wen ai see awl these grate wuns – ai think maybee ai wud just hav embarrassed mice elf!!
oh, no ways! u wud nawt embarrass urself!
besydes, u can has a cupple uv hours still and then u can perform wiv cweenmj and me onna next lol!
LOL!!!! Thankz!! But ai noe yoo an teh cween!! Yoo ar bof FAR, far cleverer tahn ai am at this kind ov thing!
Tiz troo!!
*wisspurrs* ai onlee finished my sekkund song layt last nite… we useta call it “just in time” delivery!
♪ Hey, Joe! Where ar yoo gonin wif taht cheez in yur hand?? ♫
♫ Heeey, Joe! Where ar yoo goin wif that cheez in yur hand? ♪
*sigh* Ai shudda traied harder!!
*clappity clappity clappity*
Jus haz fun wif it! Tahts wut reely cownts! U kno teh cheezfrends wil luv it!
tuuk meh fureber tew maik mai sawng an its pritty laim wen compaired tew LCB an awl teh rest but ai dunt mynd, had funz wif writin an singin it! thats wats impawtint!
You cudda ben a contender! Butt thanks you, you’ve been a lovely Audi ends.
*floofy paws applaws*
w00t w00t!!! tah was grate mezzomom!
422 commints in under 2 hours!
wonder if teh big burgerz has figured owt sumfin is going on??
Well, tehy did say wehnever there wuz LOTS ov commints, tehy noo sum big sillybrayshun wuz going awn. Butt – ai don’t know hao mennee commintz it taeks befoar it getz awl wobblee!!
Remembrr teh wun aboud Longcat vs Basemintcat? It had so mennee – but ai think under 500 – an ai cudn’t bring it up enemoar. It just kept braking up!
I don’t know if anyone else finds it ironic that the way this lol shows up in WBT is “idiot frenz”…
irony? iz taht kinda lyke bronzy er goldy?
it’s nawt kwite as shinee or prittee!
….. speshulllee wen it git rustee….
i thot deh irony wuz wut deh YNGz wuz furr.
Ai thot maybee silvereee – laik the lite ov teh moon.
But mai paigez a loading moar slolee nao, too! But ai thot it mite bee frum awl teh ironee ai browted fur teh YNGz.
Tjey ar doing a reelee grate job!! Tehy ar awl in teh bak ov wun ov teh silk tentz – ai think teh mewsik iz mottee vayting tehm!
An teh smoke – wich – iz – akshoolee – non-moti-vay-TING!!! *gigglols*
Wanna coom wif mee to teh fud tent?? Ai suddenlee haz teh muncheez!!
at leest wii hazzent borked inno moar den wun paige yit, ai fowt taht wuz happnin at 400 naow? maibee iz fixified sew it nawt gonna happin at awl? taht wud bee sweeeet!
I doan fink deh pagez brakez at enny nomber enneemoar, but it duz take a bit fur it to refresh…. at least on mai semi-slow interwebz…. But it b soooooo much fun. skroll up, check dis, LOL, skroll down, LOL, see dat, ROFLMAO klikk on dhe WBT lizst, ROFLPIMP……
maibe wii needs tew chainge taht tew ROFLPIF?
rollonfloorlaffinpeeininnaflannik!
I ar havin so much fun!! Wonner if I’ll b able to get to the t-shert stand before they run out.
*dans dans danses wif D.R.*
U dunt need a shirt man! Heer, put dis kilt awn insted!
This is such a inspirificational concert! op_sMama sed something that inspired this song, which I rited just now, backstage, on teh back of
Guinness Piggeh’smy guitar.Pet the Cat U’re With
(with kthx to op_sMama and aplologies to Step Hen Stills)
If you’re pleh and confused
And you don’t remember when u last got smoo’d
Relaxation slip away
Cause your kitteh is so far away.
Well, there’s some beef in a toasted bun
And some curly fries, fried onyun
And if you can’t be with the cat u pet
Pet teh cat u’re with
Pet teh cat u’re with
Don’t be troll-like, has no sad,
Don’t sit cryin’ over snorgles you’ve had,
There’s a cat right next to u
And she’s just waiting for a stroke or two
Well, there’s some beef in a toasted bun
And some curly fries, fried onyun
And if you can’t be with the cat u pet
Pet teh cat u’re with
Pet teh cat u’re with
Turn ur hartache right into joy
She’s a cat, with some toys
Throw her a mousie, throw it twice
Ain’t gonna need anymore advice.
Well, there’s some beef in a toasted bun
And some curly fries, fried onyun
And if you can’t be with the cat u pet, Cheezfrenz
Pet teh cat u’re with
Pet teh cat u’re with
WIN! WIN!!!@@@@@@@
Ai dunno haow u dew it sew kwik LCB!!!
It halps that I has teh day off. But rly, is like making a lolophant statue, u gets a song and u chip away everything that doesnot look like a lolophant. Viola!
cello!
Tess, r u just stringing me along?
whutsamatter, catgut ur tongue?
String bass!!!
Elebenty stryng gittar!
*stands, no, SWAYS in awe of LCB’s rhyming skills*
srsly!!!
w00t!!
@@@@@Woot!@@@@@@
Awww some, man.
*clappity clappity*
Liek, far-owt n gruvee!
ooh…ai likz dis. aiz awfen away wifawt mai kittehs!
Ai pets mai goggeh cauz mai benneh libs in ktown
BEST SONG EVVAR!!!! Elebenty to teh el3bentieth power burgers!!!!
*has moment ov nostaljia, finking about cirkomstses ov livving teh oriijinamalol sawng, amemree that inkludes a slim-hipped man wif Frye boots nd fringey swade jacket* *swoon*
Oh, luk at awl da purty colors!! WOW. Dat bii sooo trippy man.
….
oooohhhh!!!! dots
*wanders ’round wif blissed smilol*
450 comments? wat gowin on? Is John Mellencat playing?
John Mellencat? Ware?
I be waitin for Al Stewed rat and
Teh Year of Some Cat!
We dun didded it! We can haz borked da 500 kawmint berryer!
This is one of the very very best of all-time. A true world-class lol. Multi-championship-winning caliber.
but but but there iz lots moar Cheezstock on teh “hunny, teh lolcats are ripe” — just two lols down!
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♪♫ Two lols down
They’re laffin an drinkin an havin a partee ♪ ♫
Agreed, having problem stopping laughing, my son doesn’t understand the whole “cat thing”- go figure whats to not understand?
An if yu nawt has an idyut frend u prolly IZ teh idyut frend.
Iz maded it tu Cheezstock! Eben foar onwy teh lassst minnit ob it. Whut did ai miss?
xD epic win! xDD *favorites*
Hmmm… Schrodinger does expect one to be dead.
oooh – somewun madid a cheestock inspieurd chart!!!
far out dood – far out!
THIS IS A TOTAL CAT PHOTOBOMB!
i can has idiot fwiends?
Pic sure put a smile in my heart. Thanx
lol me tooo
xD soots mah frinds and meh purfectly!
I want to learn these languages!
Cat+ish, dog+ish lol!
Dis Kittehz wild nyte eekwalz one hawrd mornyn tomorroz.
Heyy heyy dat crazzy 1 lookz likke mi wen i driink blu cordialll!!!!
everyone
has one
…unless u IZ one
GOD!!! Why cant you people just talk normally????? Oh and by the way this pic is sooo cute!!
That is charm of this site. People speaking in LOL speak, and this picutre is really funny.
da second i saw this pik i thought of me friend Henry, he would be the kitteh in da middle, and i wood bee da mad lookin one, because thats wot every1 thinks ov me, annoying wen ur tryin to be serious! lol good pik! 5 out ov five cheezburgerz!