
hey remember that donut i left under yur bed 3 weeks ago
dis iz hao a gud donut shud look liek.
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hey remember that donut i left under yur bed 3 weeks ago
dis iz hao a gud donut shud look liek.
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: taruu via Our LOL Builder
wel, itz eh bit furree nauw…can ai has it?
cans we keeps it?
It wont eet much!
ai promiss ai taeks ker ub it.
it can sleep in mai bed.
an ai will wahks it an feds it an klens it
An ai will brush itz hare an cuddle it an play wif it.
adn cal it georj
ebun ifs it iz a gurl
ai can has eviloooshun
Ai wud noe it ENEwhere!!
it terned intew mai bruddur!
enywun else can has problems maekin lols todai? Ai cans ony uz teh adbanse builder fur sum reezon
Ai havn’t traid to maek a lol, becuz ai’m nawt ene gud at it – but ai STILL cant akksept frenz. Sumthing is rong!!
ya iz weird, ai cans not delete piksures eder
Ewe mus appeas CC bai offran up sumpthan pleezan. Den idll beh awlrite. Speek sofflee an opun de gushifud.
hmm teh ony gushifud ai habs iz goggehfud.. yu tink iz otay?
cat gots yr tail?
Iz jus a lil furree…iz still gud, iz still gud…
Simpsons ref!
“lil furree!!!!”
Oh…my…..I think….i need………some taxes O_O *Splort*
ooohnoez Grantski!!!
*getz owt hur shopvac*
*sukin up teh brainz from all ober*
Neao tu wash dem
*uzzes apple smellin soap tu washwash teh braynez*
*patpats tem dri an putz tehm bak in teh brayn bowl*
*gaderz awl teh lid bonez an fitz tem tugeder*
Jus need a liddle duckytape
*getz owt hur spezial duckytape wif happifacez awn dem an wrapz awl teh lidbonez*
*floofz up pillow an wrapz all snug in fuzzeh blanket wif bran new CHRG(wdoi)*
Yu feelins bedder neao? Heerz sum hawt chokolat an a chokolat blobfishie, yu rezt till yu feel awl gud an strongz again…yu gotz tu beh carful ub teh kyootness oberdoze
*OHAI FIVES Kerri-luv-wif-u*
Ai think we did it!!! Granski will liv to splort an odder day!
*gigglolz* awlwaiz gud tu gets tu sow nufin iz missed
Oh mai gudness Granski!! Wheer IZ ebreewun tonite???
Heer! *goes an fetchez teh CCC*
OK! Ebreething we need iz rite heer.
Furst thing we do – sweep sweep sweepitee sweep awl teh branez an braynee bit in a littlol pyol!
Tehn ai SCOOOOOOOP tehm awl up an put tehm in this littlol yello pale.
An nao – hold verree still pleez – ai DUMP tehm awl into teh emptee cavitee heer.
*pat pat pat pat patti patti pat pat*
*tuk tuk tuk tuk in teh loose endz an bits*
*put teh boens bak in playce*
THERE! Nao SNAP awn thiz nice noo CHRG(wdoi) to keep ebreething in plaice.
An heer – ai will rap yoo up in this nice pale green sawft cheezpeeplmap blankee. An heer iz a nice cup ov hawt chololate fur cumfurt.
An nao yoo ar AWLMOST az gud az noo! Think ov teh taxes fur ai wile, ai think!
wat ebber happend 2 da 5-sekkon rool? dere were tymes on my diet da wood luk preddi-gud…
les jus sai, don’ luk unner de fridge.
I admit I was a little confused at first on this one
Coool Kat going for donut
Iz dat a reel lolcat’z tale?????
Cute furry kitteh! Round little shape!
Can’t stop–
~Splort~
IIIIIEEEEE!!!
DR iz down!!!
*runz adn gitz deh CCC.
*rummage rummage, rummage.
Luk at awl deh braynez. U shure dese awl caminged owt uf yer hed?
*Sweep, sweep, sweep … (deep bref) … Sweep, sweep, sweep.
*Scoop, scoop, scoop … (deep bref) … Scoop, scoop, scoop.
*Tuk, tuk, tuk … (deep bref) … Tuk, tuk, tuk.
.
Iz dat awl?
*lukz arownd 2 making shur.
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OK. U like deh baby possumz? wii gots deh CHRG wif possumz 4 u.
*Pulling on deh CHRG snugee, snugee.
*Rapping it wif deh dukkee tayp.
.
Heerz a chokklit possum, & a chokklit martoonie.
Adn noaw I tuk u up in deh floofee blankee.
Whew. Thank u. I iz reskyood!
Oh noes DR is down. Get the ccc
Thank u, mainlycoon. Evryfing better nao.
*runs in*
Bideo uv mai littlist foster-kitty Benny, yu can has! Plz tu ware strong purrtekshuns, managemint nawt responsibul fur splorts! Ben-Ben bideo
*runs back owt*
o kay, ai try mai new inbenshun, teh full bodie splort purrrtekshun suit
*goez tu luk at teh bideo*
aww teh linkie nawt wurkin
*growl*
youtube.com/watch?v=dfrNW5RapcQ
Stoopy WP. Shud ‘member tu just-in-case just give teh addy.
*snapz awn helmut*
o kay, aim goin in
*watchz teh benneh bein awl tu kyooot*
o kay, iz gud sow far
*sees benneh playin wif the blakeys*
awww he’s habin fun
*sees benneh playin wif teh ropz..darez a klosup*
awwwww kyoooot!!!11!!!
*Splort awl obur teh insidz ub teh helmut*
wuz klos but teh kyoot iz jus bein tu much
*kolapsez in big heep*
Ohdeer. Ai did warnded yu…
*sweepee sweepee teh brayns intu neet pyle*
*rinse an rehydrate teh braynes wif orinj-flavured sparklee waters*
*caerfully scoop teh brayns back intu teh braynium*
*jigsaw-puzzlol teh braynium peesis back tugevver*
*sn-nap awn teh ekstra-strengf CHRG*
*dukkeetaype dukkytaype dukkytaype wif orinj dayglo taype*
*wrap in flooffeh cheezmap blankkit an gib hawt chokklit an chokklit moose fur rebilding teh brayn sells*
Nawt luk at cyoot until yu has recobered, otay?
An if yu gno ennywun whu needing a cyootee boi tu come live wif tehm, send tehm mai way.
*gigglolz* ahhh hims wurf it doe
wens hims gettins awl fixded up?
Him be awl helfy nao. Him gets sekkund vaksinayshuns in a week, an tehn him can go tu fureber hoam. Him mite be still heer fur a bit, tho, coz this be kittin seezun an iz sooo menny kittins ryte nao, may nawt be enny pet store fur him tu go tu. Ai hoping him nawt gunna go tu be inna cage in teh humayn sosietee, him will haz an unhappy an him cud catch sneezies.
Ai hoping tehy will letting him stay wif me until him can go tu pet stoar… oar taht him will haz sumwun luv him frum bideos an pix.
Iz hims awlredy nuddrd?
Tu littul… nawt menny playses duz pediatric spay/neuter in Untaryo, as far az ai gno. Him duz come wif a $50 voucher tuwards tutoring, which mebbe vet clinic in Oddawa mite akksept, if check ahed. Him will haz 2 vaksinayshuns, dewormings, an a microchip, tu.
‘Dopshun be $125, btw.
bery interfestin
hims iz ebil temptin kitteh
*giggle* Him silleh little brat-kittin, him iz. But ai gno, sumtiems iz a kitteh taht just cawls tu yu, an tehn yu haz tu desyde if yu can ansur.
Ai has tu tink bowt dis liddle benneh, hims bery kyoot an Baileygog cud uz a liddle frend aifinkso… hims gud wif kittehz tu, himz awlwayz hads kittehs round hims
hmmm much tu tink ahbowt… ai can has moor pikturez an bideo? Ai cud uz dem tu maeks teh hubbehkat’s hart beh puddeh in mai paws *gigglolz hims iz awlredy aksully*
teh ony reel ting tu tink abowt iz teh $$$ to habs doggeh adn kitteh boff
Iz a few moar pics uv him at prysmcat.org/foster frum abowt 3 weeks ago.
Ai will get moar uv him, ai promiss, az kwik az ai can. Ai can delay a lil bit fur teh sekkund shots, tu.
Tehy nawt gunna be in any hurry, wif awl teh kittins ryte nao.
has hims been rownd goggehz at awl? Does yu fink hims beh loneleh wif owt uber kittehz? Beh happeh jus bein insied ony kitteh?
Him only ever been an inside-only kitteh, closest tu owtside haz been awn mai chikkin-wyre-fensed balcony. Ai nawt haz goggie, but aifinkso him cud lern eezy tu get along wif wun — him haz nebber lernd tu be skared uv ‘em. If goggie not ginormus goggie taht gunna smoosh him, an lyks tu play, tehn aifinkso tehy wud get along juss fine.
An if him gets snuggles frum yu an has goggie fur playing, him wud be berry happeh kitteh, aifinkso.
Baileygog lieks teh kittehs bedder den teh goggiez
ai kud bring Baileygog wif meh tu be sur
Ai can has sekret wepin wif teh hubbehkat.. hims kneows ai wroted teh story wif Alex an Ralph an dat wuz benneh’s sister rite?
Yes… Belinda was hims sister — it was juss teh tu uv tehm, an nao iz juss Benny alone. An ai nawt fanked yu fur riting that… it maked me haz sumfing in mai eyes, an ai hadda go away frum puter fur a bit, an ai got distractifaied frum telling yu… sowree. Waz wunnerful….
Eeep, an ai reellee duz has tu go tu bed nao, iz way past bed thyme! Schmoos tu awl!!!!
ai can has splortifikashun?
Ai gots tu go tu bed nao… but if yu clikkee mai blooniss, it gib multi ways tu be finding me. Ai gets yu moar pics an bideo uv teh Ben-Ben as suun as ai pawsiblee can!
Haz a guud nyte! {{{Kerri}}}
Othx PK an yu habs gud nite tu! (ai iz watchin yur bideos ob teh kyoot kittehz to so ai gedin awl kyooted up tonite)
Dat is such a kewt bebeh. Skweee!
Skweeeeees wif DR!
Littlol Benny iz adorabul!!!
dis photo creeps me outz. da hell is dat ting?
iz donut uv corze
ack harbol
iz Donut?
Iz ebil t-r-o-l-l zombie, lukkin fur teh t-r-o-l-l brainz tu be eetin. (ifn dey haz enny, taht iz)
ohai sunnyhuckle hao iz yu sunnydai?
Ize tired, az yu can probly cee frum mai lazt poast. Haz a sad, bekuz ai cannawt attend teh Cheezstock. Teh site ai am wurking at 2morrow haz fun-blawker sofwaer, an ai cannot go tew ichc frum dere. o well. Hao ar yu, Kerri? Ize goin tew bed sune, aifinkso. Hazta git up verry urlee.
*gibs sunnyhuckle huggels fur missin cheezstock*
ai iz nawt bad… ai iz tinkin uv bein Kerri-luv-wif-kitteh maibeh sow aiz habin niec kitteh tauts
Ai putted pixshurs uv mai grandsons an mai kittehs on mai profile, ifn yu wud liek tew look.
Sweet dreems, Kerri.
Ai lieks tew go tew bed wif nice kitteh thawts, tew. Wen ai cannot sleep, ai visit Princess Mu’s meddow, and snorgolz teh kittehs an skritches teh goggies until ai haz a sleepy. Teh goggiez liek fur meh tew be throwin teh balls fur them, an teh kittehs lieks teh snorgolz. ‘nyte!
Is soe nise tew feel liek ai belongz, an ai fank yu an awl cheezpeepz fur taht.mGud nite, Kerri.
♥♥♥♫♥♫♥♥
nite nite
Ai haz a sawry. Mai kommint wuz meen & uncawled fur.
Ai wuz tierd an krabbeh. Apologeze tu awl.
Oh sunnyhuckle. Yur kommint wuzn’t so meen. Dont werree about it fur too sekonds! an yoo were nawt rong. . . .
yu wuz bein means? Ai taut wuz purdy funneh maiself
oh dear, painfully cute,
It’s cute, but why is it carrying a spare tail?
yu neber kneow wens yu beh needins wun. Iz smrt kitteh
I didn’t know fuzzy mold could grow in a tabby pattern like that – LOL!!!
Iz bringin me selabrashun… fing. Ai is fishully nao in berfdai mode sinz a owr an a haf ago. Yay berfdai 2 me!
Heppy birfday tu yu, heppy birfday tu yu, heppy birfday deer ragdoll127, heppy birfday tu yuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! Hav a naice day!
Happehtayl burfday!!! shmooo tu yu!!! *an a happi dansdansdans*
I dont see the “hole” point in this. “Do nut” want to see this ever again….
iz veri cute but plz stop killing da kittehz for stoopid fur toyz…
May I bes teh furst to sez: Ewwwww!
photoshopped
I think dis kittin haz stole its mama’s tael an notz a donut.
i wil brush it anf cuddle wif it forver.
Ugh, people, seriously. Talk properly!
Anyway, what IS that? It looks like a cat’s tail…or a very mouldy doughnut xD
pretty kitty