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“Follow me kid. I teach you the ropes.”
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: moonspirit via Our LOL Builder
Halpful big bruvver iz halpful!
Yay Anni – congrat adn awlmost GMTA.
Congrats poussinboi (litlol floofy chick
)adn nennepus too
Ohai ladypeeples Awl. Conga ratz to Anni agen !
* Muttas to selff, ” Ai iz NOT teh ChickinMan ! Nawt! Nawt! Nawt! *
Thnkz yu, grayshus MMM
* Mumbull, grumbell, Roobahb *
Oh k, oh k. Ai nawt call yu floofeh chickee ennee moar (well nawt til nest lol)
*snikr*
Ysh PlzThx *Tayks snicker chocklit bar fwom nenne*
*torkz wiv mouf ful*
Yay! Ai hab a win ober minimum mum! (Ai fink)
hey yu – my snikr!!!
hrumph – u owes me a cherry ripe… oar a packit of tim tams…
ht tp://www.floridagirlinsydney.com/2009/04/thank-you-maam-may-i-have-another.html
She hit the nail rite on the head!
I have one packet – saving it for a rainy day…
yeh, so cuute.
Oh cann ai haz wun too, cann ai, cann ai, pleeeeeeeez
floofehchicknaice kynd poussinboi.*flutters ailashes adn makes puppeh aiz*
Wispurrs: Wen im in Sidknee nxt!
*Sshh! she kan heeerrr ….. *
btw deeres floofy chickiin – what do u want to be when u grows up??
The star of chook lotto?!?
Nao, nao, nao, nenne. Iz troose til nixt lol.
* Taht chook lotto wuz teh funnee weeklee caturdai nite sho *
sawree… butt(!!) I’m onna playn when the neggst lol appears – so I just wantit to get my chores dun befoar I leftid
The hole caturday nite show was the funniest thing! I has a happee that utoob eggsist nao – ai can laff at it agin!!!
o ware yu goin Nennepus – onna bacashun?
*hedbats wp for nomming my commint just because i put in my ICHC profile in websitethingie…*
*hedbats wp agin – just for good mesure*
as I was trying to say – noes, is wurk trip to Bodø (up above the arctic circlol) – back home tomorrow. Is a nice playse – just the travelling part is a bit of a pleh in the neck…
Well haz a grayt trip wiv no stoopie delais adn cum bak soon to play wiv us
{{{{{nennepus}}}}}
Hab a gud chrip!
Thank you!!
Aifink its thyme for a sunday brunch – there a nomlets, fresh rolls, smoked salmon, lovely salads, fresh frootjooses, tea, cawfee and all of it is being thoroughlee interruptid by a big floofeh obnp kitteh nao playin on my hands.
Thx Nenne – breffus iz awlmoast nuffin but a memree, so Ai aer reddee fur brunch!
Hoep ai’m nawt too layte!
Ai’m bringing sum fresh peech an blooberree cobbler! Mai sister just taut me hao to maek it – an itz reelee gud!!
If ai DOO say so mice elf!
An itz gud fur brunch,lunch,brekfast – reelee ene tiam at awl. an fresh brood cawfee oar tee goez well wif it, too!
* Tayks cup ov tee (blak, no shooga) adn a role. *
Wot iz obnp, plzthx?
“orinj, butt nawt poysun”
*wispas* aifinkso iz orinj butt nawt poisin
Thx Ambercat adn Miniminsmum. Ai orta noe bi nao.
is the orinjbutnotpoysun-kitteh in my pics – he reelee wanted to sleep on my hands on my keaybored… but he gibbed up the project and went to his couch instead… (yes-he has a couch, the guestsofa in the office
and he’s not spoiled – he just knoes his rites…)
PoussinBoi – doo yoo know teh orijin ov teh “orinj wuns ar poison?” Yoo can find it . . .somewhere in teh floofy cloud tag – OAR just klick awn mai nayme – ai’m uzing it az mai pikchoor awn mai profyle.
Itz tinee – but ai think yoo can still see it.
Ohai JCH4K. Ai founded it :
Teh Orange Ones on teh cweenz Lore adn Legends payg.
* Ai hadz a lubly old ginger tux furr 14 yeerz. Sigh *
Nenne dis luks gud enuff to eet, well er, nawt teh beeg floofeh kitteh.
*fills playte wiv brunchy goodees adn sips on teh fresh orinj (butt nawt poisun) joos*
Mmmmmm yummy, fankyu.
Nom, sip. Yum! Tnx, nenne, and have a good time up norf.
Thx mmm!
juss donut bleev him wen he sez tehre is a bloo goldfish in teh toylut bole!
Ai take cayre ov yu adn teech yu awl ai noes
Juz truss me, OK
Hmm! Betta chayng dat tu trust. Doan wanna be tyed upp, nofankyu!
Well, yu did tyed upp wiv anni n nenne n mee
Nao ai iz roppabull!
Hmmm ai’m a frayed knot!
Dat struk a cord!
Ar yu juss stringin me along?
just spinning a yarn…
Tahtz noose tu mi!
Hmm dis fred is beginnin to unrabbel!
* Ai knot rabble! Ai haz klass! *
Iz tehre a hitch?
Yep, butt it woz bound to happn!
I knot know – it’s having me in stichies!
Ai chekkd wiv GranMar butt(!) granny knot kno eiver!
Well praps sheez nebber been taut.
She juz gon to shopp four fud adn splice!
Let’s wreck havoc with our splotatiousness!!!
Chek; tehy is doin taht awlryt!
SPLORT!!!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Ambercat’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
oh noes! Ambercat is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Ambercat in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and plenty of donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Dubble sayv! Ai’ll juss sit heer wiv mai hawt choklit fur a wyls – mebbe werk awn mai con tree byooshun fur Cheezstok, tomorroes
Teh sportashusness worning iz berri berri hai – awl CCCs to teh reddy!
Guardian angel a helpful fing to have (teh light shining froo teh floof iz a sure giveaway)
Oh, yoo ar so rite!!! Ai mist it!
AiCanHasGuardianAngelKitteh??
jus don call mii Georj…
“Wax on, rite paw. Wax off, left paw.”
We will study playin wit yarn at 2:00, then how to find a place fo nap time.
Adn teh eerly arftanoon snak, adn teh mid-arftanoon snak, adn teh hai tee, adn teh eerly ebenin snak…..
We gotta bizzee dai ahed!
we have tu find thyme for curtain climbing 101 and the basics of always being on the rong side of the door…
an teh chaysin the invissibul fings an teh fawlin asleep awn owr hyoomun an lukkin cyoot so tehy donut wont to dissterb us, an teh gallumfin arown in hob-nayul boots at silly o’clok…issa tuff lyf, bean a kitteh!
Kittehs haz teh full taemtabel starting bai :
Alerting hoomans bout skary fings (in teh nite)
Bownsing on teh bed (in teh nite)
Climin up hoomans legs (wen teh juss came outta teh showa
Dysektin micees furr hoomans to admyre
E…
Eyyingz off teh hyoomanz fuds
Fitchin burds to teh bak dor
Gittin stuk on rooves
H..
Hockun awp harblz (teh rele wonz)
Investigatun unda teh covas
Jumpun awp awn countaz
Kicken(bunnee) teh udda kittehs
L…
Lying inna sunbeem
Munch kibble
Nap nap nap nap
O…
organize things for hoomins to step into
play play play!!
quickly quest for (what begins with q?)
r…
*whispurrrs to Q* Waht begins wif Q???? LOL!! Hav yoo lukked in teh mewrer??
Run run run run run!
Stare at teh korner
Trip teh hoomanz awn teh stair
U. . .
anudda crappee beech dai, luks lik. bak tu bed fur mii…
Oaldurr Strypee Tukkz
Kitteh needz 2 keepz an iee
awn liddill bruvvurr
Liddill Bruvvurr feenkz
awwl t3h wurrld amz himz 2 playz
wiff andz himz nawt rawng!
Liddill Bruvvurr can
haz awll t3h ‘Phunn!’ himz wawntz az
lawng az himz beehayvz
Liddill Bruvvurr shoodz
pay ‘tennshun 2 Beeg Bruvvurr,
hoo knoez hoo habz Nomz!
Jack.
Virry will dun, Jack!
* Ai allus lubs tu reeds ur pomes *
souns lik yu ar eh beeg brudda, aifinkso!
Trust meh, u sed! U sed nawt getz into trubblol! U sed no prolem. Den wy am Ai in trubblol?
Ai doughnut(!) know, butt(!) ai might be in trubblol wif Jewel….she maeked teh hisses maeny tiems todai when ai wunted tu pet her
Mebbe herz stil neez taem to settel down – iz beeg trorma furr kittehz moobin to noo home. Gibz her taem…
Uvva pozzibiliee, she cud be hurtin someware, iz kittehz wai ov tellin yu.
Ai jes doan wanna maek her hassa mad at meh. Ai cant get close tu tell eef she is hurt oar nawt.
Trai temptin her wiv teh fuds, den pettin wile she’z nommin – assosiachun ov ideers.
mebbeh Prysma has some ideas?!? try sending her a messij – she’s a wise vet tech with a nack for kittehs
Her be eeting otay? Using litter box otay? Nawt limping oar ennyfing? No sines uv bluds oar ennyfing? If nuffing bisibul, tehn ai wud nawt wurry enuff fur it tu be wurf upsetting her bai catching her an eksamining her.
Ai recommend kitteh treets — eever sum kind yu gno her lyk, oar water frum can uv tuna. Donut trai tu tuch her at furst, let her haz sum an calm daon. If her seem better after few minnits, mebbe trai gentle pet, an see hao her respond, but if her nawt seem tu want, tehn let her be an duz moar treets.
Sins her just muved, prolly iz stress reakshun. Mebbe her heered oar smelled a fing yu cannawt taht upsetted her, oar her iz just feeling berry unsettuled an skared ryte nao. Duz her haz hidey-holes fur feeling safe?
Her haz many hidey-places….eben sum dat ai nawt noed befoar wif mai nawt-wife’s kitteh. Her be eeting gud….lots uf fud and water gone, and sum “evidence” in teh littur box. Nuffing bisibul, no signs uf bluds. Ai jes wants tu snorgle and cudlol her….bery byootiful.
*sigh*
follo for “sprouut ” gogo..☆彡
liddlol kitteh- Hay, big bruvver, ware wi goin? Wi dere yit? Wai iz teh skye bloo? Haow come iz dere goggies? Ai cahn haz cheezburger naow? Ai hazza tyred, carrie meh! Haow come iz dark at nyte? Wat iz baffs fer? Haow teh sun stai up dere inna skye? Huh? Huh?
big kitteh- *sigh*
Deer biusefan473! Hao do yoo DOO it?? Thiz wuz purrrrrrrrfekt!
What Janet sed!
LOL!! prysm-kitteh! Iz this wahts going awn at yur haus?? Awl teh littlol kittehs gathered round, asking awl teh kweschuns?? Tugging at yoo – lukking up wif their sweet littlol aiez??
Ai can just see it nao!
It feels lyk it! Espeshullee, “whai iz teh bal-ko-nee awl wet wif waters coming frum sky? can yu make it be sunny? when duz we get gushifuds agen? what happens when ai fro tihs awn teh floor? whai yu make taht funny noize? whai ai cannawt swim in fishee box wif teh fishee? whai yu make skreemy noizes when ai play wif yur hair-tayl? we can haz kitteh treets nao?”
ai blaim mai menne yeerz uv bein teh annoyin liddlol sis
Awwwwwwwww. They look like my new kitty
Conga-rats awn new kitty!!!
Normullee, teh 6 foster-kittehs lives in mai back bedroom, an comes owt nao fur a whyle in teh day. Benny teh Splortatious an hims mom Beauty lives in big goggie cage in libing ruum, coz mai kittehs less welcoming tu adults (well, Benny fits thru bars uv cage, but is otay
).
Last nyte, coz teh 6 waz so gud yesserday, ai letted tehm stay owt obernight, an gave Beauty an Benny teh back bedroom.
Seanya an ai sleeped so burried in kittehs (mai Loki, Angel an Cory, plus 6 — Trick nawt oftin sleep awn bed an him nawt az frendly tu foster-kids, but him waz in bedroom awn top uv wardrobe) taht we cud hardlee moov! An iz a mirakul ai EBER waked up, wif awl teh lil warm boddees an teh purrage an awl!!!!
Iz rewards tu saving kittehs an nursing fru sneezies, yes indeedy!
Aaaaaw, that is soo cute! <3<3
nao all dey needs is bindl stix
Extreme Kyoot to the Extreme – it hurts so good, awwwwwwwwwww.
Iz gud tihng ai hadz hevy dooty CHRG (with doi) awn mai. Theez kittehs sew splortatious!
Thats probably the best cat photo I ever seen.
It’s just gorgeous on a stack of levels.
Wow, that is definitely an amazing kitteh picture… The photographer must be some kind of kitteh jenius! Oh noes! .
That is quite possibly the CUTEST thing i have ever seen.
This is quality photography, also +++ cute and also +++ laffs
So cute!!! I love cute kittehs….
This reminds of Kitteh and Pip! Pip’s the little kitten and Kitteh’s his Hoboish master/father/too big to be a kitten, yet not entirely a cat.