Comments on: Slo-mo ninja scene

By: NinjaGrape

NinjaGrape — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:34:24 +0000

XDDD!! L-O-L!!!

By: R.Z.

R.Z. — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:28:56 +0000

i think you may be under a misperception about the abilities of a falling cat. a cat can only right himself if he falls from high enough. cats falling from lower heights don’t have time to turn themselves around fast enough. regardless, i dare anyone to find a single photo of a cat (or human) in the midst of a jump UP that shows the cats’s toes pointing upwards. physics wont allow it to happen – the toes are necessarily used to push off the ground and are always pointing down. this kitty’s heels are pointing down, because he was DROPPED. i believe true cat lovers ought to withhold support from pics like this. it probably took a few attempts at dropping this kitty to get a good ‘ninja’ pic.

By: Kurt

Kurt — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 23:48:48 +0000

The fact that your concerned for the kitty shows you’re a good person, but I think it may be misplaced. If the kitty was dropped, he would probably already be in landing position by the time he got that close to the floor. I could me mistaken though

By: Kurt

Kurt — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 23:43:18 +0000

Kitteh is mastur of splort fu

By: murked

murked — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 20:52:39 +0000

da shaddoo’s iz alls rong

By: R.Z.

R.Z. — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 18:08:47 +0000

I think this pic is sad. Look at the cat’s back feet. Toes are not pointing down as if he is jumping upwards. They are pointing up as if he was just dropped from above by the person next to him. I think its lame to drop or throw cats for any reason, but especially just to get a pic posted here. You guys should speak out when people do this.

By: keshet

keshet — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 16:14:13 +0000

I donnut count catturpillols as bugs nor flutterbys fur teht mattur.
Mai phylum iz a bit diffurent tehn moast.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 13:27:17 +0000

Hm… mite be tabbee wif inneresting colur mix… pix, ai need pix! LOL

Tortie mostlee be black an orange miksed tugevver, mebbe wif white markings. Calico be black an orange in distinkt splotches awn whyte backgrownd. Bof be most always girls.

Tabbies haz hyooj nummer uv varyayshuns, tho, an be boys oar girls. Ai nebber stop being amayzed at hao menny varyayshuns tehre be awn stripes an spots!!!!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 13:23:48 +0000

Yup, yu halp teh wuns yu can! An fur teh wuns yu halp, it be wurf awl teh whirrld. {{{sunnyhuckle}}} Yu be awsum kitteh parintz, aifinkso!!!!

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 13:21:31 +0000

Teh purdy spotted boy be Taylor (ai nawt named… ai wudda thunk up sumfing moar eggzotik fur him). Him problee nawt Bengal (donut gno whu him daddy iz) but him shur luk lyk wun! Hims sister Stella is sorta Bengally tu, wif a gorjus orange diamond awn face, an her be teh smart wun uv teh bunch! Teihr bruvver be black. An awl uv tehm be so berry berry softy!!!

Ai onlee haz wun fishee. Iz long storee. Ai gotted a lil 5-gallon kwarium an a dozen feeder goldfishees tu give mai kittehs sumfing tu watch, SIX YEARS AGO. Teh fishees fited a lot an most died, an teh rest died when ai muved nekst, awl eksept fur wun. Him iz nao abowt 7 inchis long (ai held ruler gainst side of kwarium) an ai haz had tu spend much munnies twice tu get him bigger kwariums coz him keeps groing so much him gets awl crowded an cannawt swim much! Him nawt groing so much ennymoar, which be gud. Him nawt getting berry eggspurt care, ai nawt az gud wif fishees… but him duz amuse teh kittehs a hole lawt!!! We cawls him Jaws coz him huge an ravver aggressive tu uvver fishees (him kills tehm!!!) an snails (him spitted gravel at teh snails when tehy waz alive an swam up an nokked tehm awf teh sides an fings).

By: AgentF

AgentF — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 10:35:28 +0000

Slam Dunk teh kitteh!!

By: FluffyB

FluffyB — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:11:34 +0000

Kowch powtaitow kitteh:
*s-l-o m-o ninja seen*
Oooohh!
*rewynd*
*s-l-o m-o ninja seen*
Aaaahhh!
*rewynd*
*s-l-o m-o ninja seen*
So reyalistik!
*rewynd*
Stawp!
*rewynd*
Gow bak stoopy…!
*rewynd*
Bleepity bleep bleep!!!
*fast fwd*
*zzzzsk*
Ack! Stoopy malfunkshuning remowt!

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 07:09:46 +0000

fankeez, pj!!

*snugglolz intu blankee*
*sip, nom, sip, nom, sip, nom*

By: cweenmj

cweenmj — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 06:52:47 +0000

Verry obnoxious camperz (Yes, PJ!!)
Wet shamwowz
XXX, Jug labeled (empty)
Yukky gooey pond slime
Zatz awl, f-f-f-fokez!!

By: pj perry

pj perry — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 05:58:19 +0000

Silly loud campers (rite, cweenmj?)
Too tough bullys
Ultra ickies pukie sickies
V…

By: Skul

Skul — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 05:47:13 +0000

Submitters should always post camera type and specifics.
I can’t take picture of snail in reverse gear.
How did that kitteh do that?

By: Kerri-luv-wif-u

Kerri-luv-wif-u — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:48:22 +0000

yup wuz so gud ai go sleepy naow tu nite nite sunnyhuckle *smoo fur yu*

By: sunnyhuckle

sunnyhuckle — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:44:50 +0000

Aw, Kerri. ai hopez yu ar awite! ai hab nebber dun a splort repare before, but haz studeed awn it. Ize soe glad yu ar OK,
*whew*
wuz berry skary for a minnit, espeshully sens yoo wuz teh nawt-sekund wun tu tawk tu meh! Goin sleepy naw, sweet dreemz, Kerri!

By: Kerri-luv-wif-u

Kerri-luv-wif-u — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:38:25 +0000

Pumpkin awlso frum lazt yeer
Qwik dryin cement…iz tu much?
Really smelleh kitteh lider
S…

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:34:41 +0000

Mushee pees
Nastee stufs frum bawtum ob garbij can
Owld smellee soks
P…

By: Kerri-luv-wif-u

Kerri-luv-wif-u — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:31:30 +0000

(aifinks ai gots modrateds…)
*snugglez intu floofy blankee* iz most xprtly dun sunny. tankyu fur teh choklit monkeh *nibblez awn tayl* ai has sawft spot fur benny, hims bein wai tu kyoot! um ai bedder tink uv teh blobfishie, yesh blobfishie iz beins teh opposit ub kyoot ainfinkso

By: Kerri-luv-wif-u

Kerri-luv-wif-u — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:28:10 +0000

Jello frum lazt xmas
Ketsup frum skweez boddle
lard, teh smelly greezy kinds
M…

By: Mezzomom

Mezzomom — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:24:38 +0000

Fuzzeh toiz
Green fings aot uv teh fridj (ewww)
Hayrbawls!
Invisiblol sammitches
J…

By: nicewitch

nicewitch — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 04:18:19 +0000

Pls nawt tu hurting teh insekts, sum ob dem bees owr frends! Speshlee liddol catturpillols, liek Upfi. Wii can finding lawts ob uvver fings tu frowing at teh stooppee hoomins, liek

Arteechoeks
Bloons ful ob watter
Cowld cawfee
Ded battrees
Elolofint droppings
F…

By: D.R.

D.R. — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:59:15 +0000

Kitteh startled hooman wit cyootness!

By: sunnyhuckle

sunnyhuckle — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:35:00 +0000

O NOES! Kerri splorted an nobuddy saw! O noe, o noes, ai nebber dun dis befoar!
*clickees on “cryer” tab, chex tutorial*
*grabs portabul CCC hamper an runz tu Kerri,
skoopee, skoopee duh branez an rinseez dem wit teh green tea! Puts brains back inna brain plais. Puzzul peeses teh brane bonez bak together an tapee tapee wit dat dukkee taype wit Hello Kitty on it! Applies CHRGwdoi an rapps Kerri enna floofy blankee with Cheezpeeps map on it. Taekz Kerri tu dat soff chair an gibs her hawt choklit an a choklit monkey to ete.*
“sokay, Kerri, think abowt chanjin poopee diperz or sumphin!”
*kolapsus inna heep, hopin ai dunnit rite!*

By: Kerri-luv-wif-u

Kerri-luv-wif-u — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:27:18 +0000

no fair PK yu can has fishies tu?

By: Kerri-luv-wif-u

Kerri-luv-wif-u — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:21:30 +0000

ai haz tu say, taht iz purdy kool aksully

By: Schreukat

Schreukat — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:21:18 +0000

dun worrie! it doan look liek teh kitteh wuz frouwn…dat looks liek ambush arms an pouncing-pahs to meh!

By: Kerri-luv-wif-u

Kerri-luv-wif-u — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:16:21 +0000

iz teh purdy wun wif teh spawts wun ub yurs? Is Bengal? bery prudy markins an hims… aifink ai needs snorgle snorkle jus fur minute, iz o kay ai iz awlredy splorted frum Benney ai nawt needs brayns tu snorgle such byooteaful tummeh *goez in fur tu snorkle teh sawftness ub teh purdy belleh*

By: sunnyhuckle

sunnyhuckle — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:15:52 +0000

Fankee, ai haz an imbare a$$ed fur zajurating. Himz berry speshul tu meh! Hazta go an foled sum lawndry nao. Bai!

By: sunnyhuckle

sunnyhuckle — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:12:13 +0000

Um, himz nawt blak an oranj, hims kinda blak an gray an brown, iz that difrunt?

By: pj perry

pj perry — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:08:36 +0000

Plz 2 nawt b sorry fer himz “only” habbin 6 or so piggies.

It’s still alot…can’t wait to see da pixurs!

By: Kerri-luv-wif-u

Kerri-luv-wif-u — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:08:02 +0000

*mus nawt dribe tu K town…mus nawt kittehnap benny… mus nawt “surprize” hubbehcat*

skuz meh ai habs tu splort

By: Kerri-luv-wif-u

Kerri-luv-wif-u — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:02:56 +0000

*gigglolz* Ai gots it, we trow teh bugz awn teh stoopi hoominz

By: sunnyhuckle

sunnyhuckle — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:01:54 +0000

Him haz six on front fetez, wid a littul “doo klaw” toe in between “thumz” an “forfinners”. Umm, six cowntin teh doo klaws, ai mite hab zajerated! Seemz liek big fetes tu us, thoe. Sawry ifn ai maed it sown liek moar than it iz. Will try tu poast pixurs toomorroe. Seems liek “way too minny” win he pokes us wif his pointy enz thoe. But, nawt liek elebenty or sumpin>

By: Kerri-luv-wif-u

Kerri-luv-wif-u — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 03:00:07 +0000

yup ai dids, hims doin fwee abartisin aifinkso

By: sunnyhuckle

sunnyhuckle — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:52:19 +0000

Ai will try tomorrow, nawt shure yet haw tu doo pixors, but will try. Himz berry speshul, wii dopted himz at 5 wekez old, frum teh vet. Wii haz Dobby (dopted nawt-sekund) an Toejam (dopted sekund) an Odessy, hoo jus mooved in wif us wen wii wur nawt lukking! Wii try tu be gud kitteh paretnz, gotz dem awl nutered or spayed, getz dem shotz, an lubs dem MUCH. Deres tu minny loanlee abandoned kittehs owt dere, but ai kin only doo soe much!

By: pj perry

pj perry — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:49:50 +0000

Ohai, sunnyhuckle, sorry I iz nawt bloo. How many toes is WAY 2 meny?

By: keshet

keshet — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:47:24 +0000

Pic reminded mi uv fite seen frum teh Matrix.

By: keshet

keshet — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:46:24 +0000

Ten que fur teh cyootniss warning!
Iz verry dangermus tu go luk.

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:43:01 +0000

Fur teh black AND orinj, kitteh haz tu haz 2 X kromosomes. If him a tru tortie, tehn him haz tu haz XXY kromosomes (Y making him a boy, but 2 Xes so him haz teh colurs, an sumtiems tehy haz sum feminized mating behavyurs), which be kwite unusual, altho it duz happin.

Him sownd lyke a speshul an amazing kitteh in menny, menny ways! We can haz pix0rs uv him an Odessy?

By: keshet

keshet — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:41:08 +0000

Aiy donnut kount teh bugz az aminlols sew iz ok tu throw.

By: sunnyhuckle

sunnyhuckle — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:38:51 +0000

Male tortie is unusual? Did nawt noe dat. Ai noe Toejam iz unusual, himz a berry speshul an wunnerful boi! Tudai he lurnt hao tu klime DOUN frum teh patio roof, on teh trellis! befoar, him cud oanlee klime UP awn teh roof, den wii hadda git himz doun! Ai finken he bin wachen his brudder, Odessy, hoo cud klime uo & down eesily. Wuz berry big aklompishmunt!

By: murphys

murphys — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:31:38 +0000

i wish mi catwuz a ninja!

By: sunnyhuckle

sunnyhuckle — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:28:43 +0000

Kerri, did yu klik onna himz linkee? Juss be advurtizen, noe pursun dere!
Soe sadz!

By: diva

diva — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:26:47 +0000

An Ai dansdanddans an Ai dansdansdans….

By: sunnyhuckle

sunnyhuckle — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:25:24 +0000

Well, him haz WAY tew minny toze, an wuz alwaze unner owr fete win him wuz liddul, gitten awmoas stepped awn, an soe, well…
Ohai PJ. Ai wanted tew fren yu, but, but, yuze nawt bloo, soe ai cudn’t. Gabe mah a

By: prysma-kitteh

prysma-kitteh — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:21:41 +0000

Male tortie? o.O Unusual.

*gibs gentul hed-bonk uv frenship, purring*

Ai haz 4 kittehs uv mai own, an 8 fostur-kittehs ryte nao. 2 litters uv 3 (2 black an a tabbeh, 2 tabbeh an a black) bowt 3 munfs old or so, whu waz gunna be dededed coz uv a cold *growl* an a momma an bebbeh (but teh uvver bebbeh died ) Izza lot, but iz mazing tu haz a furry wave arown mai feets ebree time ai get up tu du ennyfing — teh lil guis tend tu follo me arown.

By: Your Daily Cute

Your Daily Cute — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 02:19:17 +0000

Awww... this is so funny! Have you seen the Ninja Bear?! He's cute -- http://www.yourdailycute.com/2009/03/ninja-bear.html