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ninja kitty, you’ll never see him coming only where he’s been
ninja kittehs r sew stelthy. (ICHC video)
Picture by: me^^. Caption by: Feel-Good via Our LOL Builder
Ware he dun go?
conga rats tu teh fasses fingurz een teh west!
Ai donut tihnk anni wun ellse cud beet her.
Ai doan’t awlwais get dere – iz teh lukk uv juss bein a sekund oar too eever wai.
Hai tehre Anni! Yu leed wunce agen! Cong Ratz nd Shoelaces!
Thx!
Yay fur yoo, annipuss! Ai’m bringing over mai BIG bowl ov fresh peech&blooberree cobbler frum teh previous thred. An itz still warm.
*grind grind grind*
*broo, broo, broo*
&
*boil boil boil*
*steep steep steep*
Heer! Fresh cawfee an tee fur yoo an ebreewun, too!!
Thx JCH4K! Ai had 2 go – in teh middul uv maeking Krissmuss puddins. Ai had 2 get dem in teh steemerz so dey wull be kukked bai bedtiem!
No wundurr I adore you, Anni! You’z making Christmas puddings today? Do you share recipes???
I do, but my recipe makes about 20 portions! We have a family reunion every year, usually in November and the puddings need time to mature. (The longest I’ve ever kept one is 4 years – it was great!)
WOW!! 4 yeers!!! Thatz RELEE machoor!!
waaz soooooooooooo funnny i cryed it mwaz tooooooo funnyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kitteh plz doan killify mee
invisibul kitteh iz invisibul
Claude Rains kitteh iz traked by hiz futty printz in teh
snowcuvverletadn Flasch Gordun wuz dere (en silva undaweyr)
Klaud Raynz wuz teh Eenvisibul Mann
Then something went wrong
For Fay Wray and king kong
They got caught in a celluloid jamYay! RHPS!!
I can has cellaloid jam on my toast, plz? kthxand moar coffees too.
Yu can haz jam tumorro, an jam yesserday, but nawt jam tuday.
I WANT TO HAS A JAM SESSION NOW!!1!
*pouts*
Wud sum fresh peech&blooberree cobbler (warm) doo fur teh meenwhile??? Ai still hav 4 porshuns left!
*skampers in and nomz deh cobbler*
Yes, plz! kthxnomnomnomnomnomnom
Alice throo teh lukkin glass!
Heehee! Yu neerly sneekd taht White Queen ref through unrekognized, PK! “It’s jam every _other_ day: to-day isn’t any other day, you know!”
Oopsy! Nao ai sees taht annipuss spotted it alwso! Silleh me. Needz to reed further befoar typin, yep yep, yesh ai does.
Ohai! I can haz cheezfrends? I lubs ICHC an all teh piktures ov teh kyoot kittehs! ICHC gibs mi a happytail ebryday!
Ohai! ai bii triun tu awfa teh furree paw awf frenshp, bawt ai kint see yur profil.
trii klikun awn mai blyoo ‘catena’ adn sai ‘fren rekwestud’!
Ohai! Tank yoo berry muches, Catena! I doesn’t noes how to makes mai name blyoo. I can has profil? If yoo or some cheezpeeps cood tell mi hows to makes teh profil i woold hav teh berry happytale!
Ohai! Juss hang arown an join in teh sillehness, an aifinkso yu can haz menny cheezfrendz in no tiem atawl.
Walcome tu cheezland!!!
If yu want peeps tu sending yu frend rekwests, yu will need tu turn yur naym bloo, wif a linkee tu yur cheez profyle. Yu can find halps wif this at cheeztowncryer.wordpress.com
Fank yoo, prysma-kitteh! Yoo is berry nice! Ai will doo as yoo says! Mai sister libs in K-town too!
Ohai Prysma-kitteh! Yoo is berry nice! Ebryone in cheezland is berry nice aifinkso! Ai will do as yoo says an makes a profil! Fanks! Mai sister libs in K-town too!
K-town be a gud playse tu live.
Yu ever gets heer tu bisit her?
Cheezpeeps be teh most wunnerful luving frendlee peeps in teh entyre whirrld, ai haz no douts uv tihs atawl!!!
Nor doo ai! Ai luvs mai cheezeefrenz wif awl mai hart – teh met AND teh unmet wuz!!
Ai bisit my sister lots! She haz 3 kittehs an 2 beyootimus goggies. I haz 1 orinj boi kitteh and 1 calico gurl kitteh.
Ai haz no douts about teh cheezpeeps either wen ai reeds all teh commints tat bi soo funneh an frendlee.
Ohai lubsorinjwuns! Welkom!! Iffen u maik ur naim bloo an a linkee tew ur profyle den wii cahn frend rekwest u.
Oar u cahn clik awn peeps bloo naims an frend rekwest tehm, iz guud eivver wai!
Ohai, bluesfan! Fanks! Ebryone in cheezland so berry nice! Ai will do as ebryone says!
Dis could be whol pak of teh ninja kittehs, dey could be cattin’ inna singl line, an we could nebber noes!
Ninja kittehs be berri beeri smrt and sneaky likes dat!
A whole pack of ninja kittys?
Oh the huge….um….me!
**runz up to Hugh**
**Gibs him a beeg SCHMOO**
**runz awaywifakwikness**
*swimswimswim after rhsb*
SHMOO!
*swimswimswim away with a bashful*
Come bak, Hugh!
U no has to be bahful.
Wut u been up to? I nawt seen u in a long whiles!
Where?? Where?!? *looks around wildly*
OHAI, Hugh!
Not to werree – ai dont think tehy laik teh wawter. Ten ninjaz, ai meen. Nawt shur about taht huje wun.
Iz ok, Dere nice ninja kittehs….they did not use deyre claws onna sheet, so purrhaps dey bees Ninja of Cyootness? (At moment, deyre jus INVISIBUL Ninja of Cyootness!)
Oar maybee itz Macavity, Teh Mystery Cat??
Bawt ai tellz yu wonse adn wonse ehgen – Macavity’s nawt dere!
Ohai, frenz!
Gess wut I didded! I spended my nawt-sekkund nite inna noo playse last nite!
Teh onlee problum wiffit iz dat dere be no innernets dere yet, butt hoapfullee dat will chanj soon.
So, how iz eberywun dis moarnin?
ooh – eggsiten!
Yaaaay! Win win win!
Woohoo yayyayyay fur noo playse an nawt-sekkund nyte!!!! *happeh dansdansdans, surrownded bai small kittehs*
Fanks, frenz.
Dere be elebenty gazillyun bockses dat I has to unpak an sort owt.
NAWT luukin foarwerd to dat jawb. Nope. Nawt at awl.
Unpakking be kinda nyse tho, ai find — kinda satisfying, coz ebree box yu unpak
makes noo playse moar YUR SPAYCE.
*duz kwik hedcownt uv kittehs arown feets*
Hay! Iz a big floofeh orinj kitteh missing!!! Yu gno ennyfing bowt that?
Um…..nope. I nawt kno a fing ‘bowt no missin kittehs……
haow bowt birthin baybies, duz u kno aneefing bowt birthin baybies?
It’s painful!
All I kno iz I’m nawt gonna be doin it!
hee hee, ai luff that seen in GWTW
I lyk wen Prissy comez bak frum seein Rhett, aktin almoast drunk.
Yowza yowza yowza! I have a hyooj happy for you. I’ve been living in my new place in Merryland for 2.5 week-week-weeks and am enjoying this new faze of life.
{{{rhsb}}}
It iz so fun tu start a hole noo life!!!
*Yellz off stage* Hey!! U ratz!! Git owt heer!! U gotz dansin tu du!!
I noez itz not a nawt sekkund!! I don’t kare, I wanna sending conga ratz tu Q!!
Reddy??? ok. *Qz muzzik* :snerk: I krak maisef up sumtiymez.
Conga Ratz fur Q!!!
Cong-ga, Cong-ga, cong-GA!!
Cong-ga, Cong-ga, cong-GA!!
Cong-ga, Cong-ga, cong-GA!!
An yoo awlwaiz krak mee up!!
*joynes teh Ratz fur Q – *
Cong-ga, Cong-ga, cong-GA!!
Cong-ga, Cong-ga, cong-GA!!
Cong-ga, Cong-ga, cong-GA!!
Ai can ha an OOOOFFF??? It’z nawt awl taht eezee, dansing wif fungurs awn thoze littlol Rat hipz!
An ai’ve bin carrying this Kickahaota OHAI-koo fur a wile. Itz fur teh “Teh Orinj Wuns ar Poysen” pickchoor! Ai wunder where she iz?? Furst – she wux there – an then *poof* – goan.
KickahaOta says:
June 25, 2007 at 5:44 pm
Orunge Mous uf Doom
findz yur kat not chalenging.
“Next tiam, plz send 2.”
U kan haz! 4095!!!
(math joke 0000FFF hexadecimal = 4095 decimal)
*luks feerful*
Yooo. . . yoo ar expekting mee to. . .get a math joek???
Thanks fur teh explanashun – but. . . .LOL!! Ai hav NO idea waht it meens! Dunce hat?? ai can haz it???
*sees maff an runsawayskreeemin*
*runz after Kerri*
Kum baaaaaaaaaak!
I promis, no moar maff!!
*holds up a cyoot Benny tu get Kerri’s attenshun an loor her back*
Did it werk??? Ai still dont see hur.
BennyKitteh shud hav dun it!
*purks up frum hidinz pace*
Benneh?
*runswiffakwikness*
oh luk at teh Benneh boi, hims soooo kyoot! *kwickleh putz awn specialz Benneh gogglolz*
ahh ai cans hab kyootness wif neo splortins
*gibs benneh lawts ub luvin*
I wanna know. 4.095? Plz explain!!!
Akshoolee, ai reelee want to know, too! But. . .ai’m afrayed even if sumwun tellz me. . . ai still wont know!
*britens ala Pd’B* AWN teh otter hand, there ar LOTZ ov things ai DOO know!
The Mystery Cat!!
Awesome Kitty
Ninja kitty ninja kitty
Stalks me at night
Tears through my closets
Puts out the lights.
Ninja kitty ninja kitty
Where has he been?
He’s been with the mothballs
And stomped through my bed.
Woot!! W00t!!!! Eggsalad!!!
Keep ‘em coming, jbk!! Yur pomes – they maek us awl smyol!
yeshyesh! ai lubs poemtree
Oh, ninja cat is very sneaky!
lolz!! so tru.
Sumtymes, u nawt see ware ninja kitteh has been, but u can FEEL him get inna bed an nawt see him!
Iz dere diferent lols skedual fur sunnydai?
I reely needs tu gets teh tymezone klocks *runs tu cheeztown cryer*
On weekendz and holidayz deh lolz ushullee show up at 12am, 4am, 8am, 12pm and 2pm ICHC tymez. just differnt enuff tu b annoying.
ahh o kay so awn mundain wud beh hawliday lols postin tymes
ai tink ai gets it
Adn cawnfoozing!
Ai iz habing a LOL in reel lyfe: Seanya trai tu figgur owt which lil black kitteh be Cory-Bear, but keeps picking up kittehs an tehy nawt Cory, eben aftur picking up lyk elebenty-wun small black kittehs. ROFL
Ai just want to sneek in an see awl ov this!
LOL!! I kin seeing dis in mai hed wif lidddlol speech bublolz
Seanya: Iz u beeing Cory?
Kitteh 1: No.
Seanya: Iz u beeing Cory?
Kitteh 2: No.
Seanya: Iz u beeing Cory?
Kitteh 3: No.
…. ad infinatum.
Oh – WHERE O WHERE iz Jamamamamamakitty when yoo reelee need hur!! She cud prollee maek a LOL laik this in 10 sekonds!!
“Littlol kitteh speech bubblolz” . . . .Bwaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Well, itz wun way to spend yur laif, ai spose! *fawls awn teh flore laffing*
*halpz Janet bak up.*
Heere, haz a chokklit possum.
Oh, THANKZ!! Ai reelee need a chokklit possum!!!
Wud yoo beleeve – ai hav a BUSHEL ov fresh tree rype Loring peeches to peel an freeze???
AND a BUSHEL an a Peck (LOL, itz troo!!) ov lima beens to shuck an freeze.
Itz reelee cold an rainee again today, so being in iz nawt so bad. Ov corse, ai am heer, an NAWT doing it – but ai SHUD be!
Iz tahy tiem ob yeer. Ai gawtz a bukkit ub choak cheeries tu maeks jellee wif (mmmmmm!!!) adn sum applols tu freez fur pis adn mai pees in teh gardin niids tu bi pikked, adn teh beens, adn teh zookinis, an an an nuffin gettin dun. Ai haz a pleh coald, datz mai exkyoos.
It b for real … because I have a bad back – and the weather has been effecting it recently, it is much more “interesting” than usual … LOL!!
Corey has a very distinct white mark on his chest – every time a kitty comes past, I check colour (black, tabbies, white-and-tabby, and a true black and white) then if they are black of any type I pick ‘em up and look for the white patch. sometimes I have to turn them around because somehow I grab them the wrong way and I am looking for under their CHIN (if white patch be on other bits – that does not help).
Steph just went to check on kitties and was nice enough to bring him out with her. then she set he down ACK … the search begins … perhaps if I get 2 big boxes – “black cats” and not “corey’s.”
Hao yu keep teh ryte kittehs in teh ryte boxes? yu gno kittehs an boxes… tehy will be jumping in an owt an having tunas uv fun!
Yu making it sownd lyk we haz riduliculus nummers uv kittehs. Iz onlee 4 that be small black wuns!!!
Pryzma-KittehCanHas4SmallBlackWuns!
Gud lukk maeking demz stay in teh bawkx wehre tehy bee lawngz! *gigglols*
LOL!!! NAO ai haz vishuns of moar littlol speech bubblols. .
Bak in teh box. . .
Bak in teh box. . .
No, no yoo – yoo go in THAT box. . . .
Bak in teh box
Nooooooo – in THAT box!!
Az the littlol blak kittehz ar jumpin aut faster tahn they get putted in!
I wunderz if Schroedinger had dat problem?
Well – ai think yoo ar on to sumthing! Obviouslee, ebreewun iz asking teh rong kwestchun.
The REEL puzzle heer iz – hao did he get teh kitteh to stay in the box!
Whin ai halps at ResQ Leege ai sumtymes feeds teh littel kittehs in FeMat (Feline Maternity) room. Won cage haz 4 cuties and deh awl b scape arteests. 1 black, 2 black & white, an 1 tiggerish. Dey givs mai runs for mai money, and iz like JCH4K sais…
back in cage #1,
naow u back in cage #2,
naow #1 out agin,
gotz #3 bak,
oops gotta catches #1 agin,
olly olly out com free!!!1!
#4 in cage eetin awl teh gushi foods.
♫♪
Liddlol bawkzez in deh ‘partmint
Liddlol bawkzez full uv kitty-catz
Liddlol bawkzez in deh ‘partmint
And deh kittyz luk deh sayme!!
♫♪
Hay, nun of teh elebenty millyun bockses in my howse has kittehs in dem — jes a bunch of stuff!
Bockes full of kittehs – WANT!
Did yoo ever find teh orinj floofy wun u wuz luukin foar?
*lukks spishuslee at red*
No, an ai wanting tu take a luk arown yur noo playse… nawt taht ai fink it may haz an unothorized floofeh resdint, oar ennyfing…
Dats far eezyur sed den dun, my fren.
I has elebenty millyun bockses in dere!
Dere cud be a hunnert kittehs in dere an u’d nevvur fynd ‘em.
Mebbe Seanya knoes ware it iz?
Um…….no?
Hoo u finkso I am — LCB?
*triez tu steelz benneh whil PK iz awqpied wif Red*
No, LCB takes shiney stuffs intu teh light tu luk at. Yur weekniss nawt shiney stuffs, iz floofeh kittehs.
Mebbe kitteh wuz shiney?
My weekniss is awlso caliko kittehs. U sed ur missin kitteh is orinj – nawt caliko.
Oh noz! Da Ninja kitteh iz gunna attk da Arrrggh I iz a Pierat kittehs!!! *ducks for cover*
I not want a bed wif ducks fur cuvverz.
too noizee.
Eederdown wifowt crooltees!
In teh “natchural” state!! *gigglols*
Akshoolee. . . if wun haz DOWN cumferterz, tehn wun DUZ hav dux fur coverz – in a kwyet sort ov way.
ai cans hab wun wif kyoot duckie piksures awn it?
How come they removed the photo of the kitteh who tried to travel to the center of the Earth, from the front page?! What happened?!
can ai put bac my footprint ? Lol♪
Invisible cat, visible lol
HAHA!!! AWSUMZ!!
Wow you all should take an English class, or just get a life….