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ai nawt has potty mouf
*Ai can has big Cheshire grin*
An ai thot yoo were luking at Benny!!
ai can has multitask *gigglolz*
An amayzing nawt second! Wif awl these peepls around a solo wun!
So – AUT com teh Conga Ratz.
An tehy ar doing a komik dans – awl drisst in toylit payprrrrrr costyooms! Teh six RatteeGrrls awlso hav lowng traynes – an teh RatteeBoiz hav to keep jumping over tehm az tehy SWOOOOSH tehm around teh dans floor, twerling an swerling.
wut byootiful dans dansin ratz
Congrats, Kerri! U haz a solo tawp spot!
othx annipuss
aifinkso Benneh iz mai gud luck kitteh
*dus teh “Kat aim a kitteh kat an ai dans dans dans” dans*
u’r doin it rong!
LOL! JYNX, annipuss! Taim an werds! Dubblol jynx?
*holdz awt pinkee fingur to anni*
Taeks JCH4Ks pinkie!
try the pothole neggst door – mebbeh taht wurks…
Oh noe!!! yur doing it rong!!!
GMTA, JCH4K!
Anni –
I don’t have bloo:ness, and I don’t know how to message you outside the group. But I’d LURV your Christmas pudding recipe. How do I contact you without annoying all the peepz who don’t want pudding recipe?
HALP, all peepz! HALP!
Eezee peeezee! She cud put it awn main, an yoo cud pik up up there!
ON teh odder hand, ai cant imjin moast cheezpeeps hoo wud bee off ended wif a grate Chrismas pudding recipee!
Ai, fur wun, wud welcome a pudding recipe!
I want pudding recipe!
mee three!!
Here you are then! Sorry I don’t do cup measurements!
6 ounces of each: – Plain flour, Breadcrumbs, Vegetable Suet, and Dark soft sugar, Stoned raisins, Sultanas and Seedless raisins.
3 ounces each of: – Almonds, Glace cherries, Dates and Dried apricots (all chopped), Apple and carrot (both grated).
2 Eggs, ¾ tsp. Mixed Spice, ½ tsp. each Grated nutmeg and Cinnamon. 1 fl.oz. Brandy and enough Guinness to give a moist mixture.
Put into greased basins and steam for about 6 hours. To serve, steam for further 2 hours.
The puddings will keep for at least a year.
(The longest I’ve kept one is about 4 years – it was still eatable.)
You can use aluminium foil basins, but they must be coated or the acid in the fruit dissolves the aluminium!
This amount makes 16 –20 portions.
(2x 2pint basins + I sample size)
Thanks, anni!!! Just wun problim??? “Stoned raisins???” Waht ar these??? Laik plums??
An – skwez mee! TOO probims!
Vegetable suet?? Iz this – doo we need a tranlamayshun? Iz this laik butter, awnlee not???
Stoned raisins aer Almeria Raisins. Vegetable suet is a hard fat. I has 2 yoose it `coz haff teh famblee aer vejitarian. It iz liek long grane ries 2 lukk at. Tradishunullee it wud be suet (teh hard fat rownd teh kidneez) frum aminuls, an moast peepl still yooz dat.
Oh anni!! Teh google duz nawt know waht Almeria Raisins ar!!! Ai’m nawt shur we hav tehm. Waht doo they luk laik???
Dey aer big sweet raisins frum blakk grayp dat had seeds in – bowt twies teh siez uv seedless wuns an liter in culler dey cum frum Spain. Sum awlso cum frum Australia (nawt kwiet az gud tho) Aifink u cud yooz jumbo golden raisins.
i think teh raisins is only stoned after they has been fed teh guinness…
LOL!!!! Taht’s waht ai wuz thinking!!!
Noe, dat’s me – can’t let teh rest uv teh Guinness go 2 wayst!
Gud thinking!!!
“Wayst nawt, want nawt.” LOL!!
Yum yum! Thank you, Anni for the recipe. I will make mine next week-week-weekend and put away to soak up all that goodness until Christmas.
Christmas? Lowers head wiv a worree: it’ll be here any day now, won’t it?
Ai thot it wuz heer last nite it wuz so cold!!!
Yesh. My buddies back in Meesheegun say it’s teh cawld there!
Anni –
What is Mixed Spice? Whatever it is, it’s in addition to 1/2 tsp. each nutment and cinnamon, right?
While it’s sitting for up to 4 years (!!), do you douse it with more brandy and/or Guinness if it seems to be drying?
I’m already excited about making and then eating this! You’re a hero, Anni. Make that heroine.
Mixed spice is a mixture of various spices – sold as such here.
It doesn’t need any more liquid added – it’s stored covered. I use plastic basins that have fairly tight fitting lids. You could use vegetable parchment, (baking parchment) and foil tied over the top of a ceramic basin.
Tnx, Anni
Wood you mind closing da door!
Mai kittehs neber lets ME close da door…
Mine let me close, butt! den dey come BARRELIN in!!! An den dey wanna leave.
mah goggie awlway follows meh… an ourz is up stairz tu adn if ai shut teh dor hims sticks hims noez underneaf…iz funneh goggeh
Tooncesl lykes to reach under da door wiff dark brown paws…
It always creeps me out; looks lyke a meece from perifial.
Nao ai knoes wy teh kittehs watch teh water wen it flushes…lukkin fur teh sekrit passij!
Mabeee himz loookin fer da goldfish….
ai jus hopez him nawt fins teh alagatorz
Urban Lejends, FTW!!!!11!
O hai pj. Ai wuz lukken fur yu. Ai got teh pixshurs up, but nawt fien enneh cloes-ups uv TJ’2 toes. Nawt menneh of Odessey, eether. Will habta taek sum moar. But…yu kan cee TJ’s byootemus tortus-shellness en hims pics. Him iz moas byootemus!
*snikr*
I like the pictshoor of the BC in the teenee box!
Thaz mai Dobby gurl. Her iz big-boned! Teh plaztik bocks iz full ob catnip. Ai groes gud, gud stuff! Yu kin cee waer she roled en it, tew.
Ok, added wun ov Odessy (Oddity?) in teh lawndree, an snuk up awn Toejam an tuk pixshur ov hims piggehs.
Ai wudz cawl yer Toejam a brown blotched tabby. Oar juss plane beeyoootteeemusss! What a hansum furbawl hi iz!
Fankee! Iz himz nawt a tortoiseshell? Taht’s wut ai thawt him wuz.
It’s my potty and I’ll cry if I want to.
*heddesk*
EEERWURRRM!
yu can swap fur diffrent wun
*begins to dans dans dans – meow meow meow – wink*
Tehre otter be a lore aginst songs liek taht – crewelty to lisseners, or sumfing!!
Butt ( ! ) yur rite KLWU – it cured mai 50′s eerwurm!
An ai meow meow meow an ai lol lol lol!
dat iz mah instant cheer up sawg
Iz there an otter nownse mint coming up soon – fer CheezStork?? (Az Ambercat sed!
)
I’m afraid to does one after teh other day, when GP gotted mad at me for doing one.
But as Musical Misdirectifier, I will say this: We has around 30 new songs that peeps will be preforming, so we will moar than likely extend teh festivities to at least the lol following the starting lol. See START CHART below for ur local time.
Here are teh instructions for preformers:
1. Let Guinness Piggeh have the first song, since this event was his idea.
2. Post your song as a new comment, NOT as a reply to someone else’s.
This will let each song get its own feedback, applause,
rotten-fruit-throwing. You can include a setup of what you’re wearing,
who is playing in your band and stuff like that.
3. If you will be around for the 2nd lol (e.g. U.S. West-Coasters),
post your song there instead of on the first one, which will fill up
quickly with other songs and general merriment.
4. When you do post your song, it has been suggested that a YouTube
link to the original or at least mention of the original song title
and artist is helpful to those unfamiliar with the original. e-mail me at lolcatburglar at gmail dot com if u needs halp wif a link.
CHEEZSTOCK START CHART
*6am Cheeztime (Hawaii)
*9am West Coast Merica tiem
*10am Mountain time
*11am Central
*NOON East Coast Merica tiem
*5pm TTI time
*6pm Rest of Yerp time
*7pm Riyadh
*2am Sydney (teh next day)
*4am Auckland (teh next day)
Oh, and teh 2nd Cheezstock lol starts 3 hours after teh first one.
Also, if u write to me, plz to remember not to forget to tell me whut ur screen name is. kthxwho?
o kay sow ai iz in EST rite…dat mens it start at noon rite?
Ai dids warn yu awl bout numberz, ai jus donut do well wif dem eben wens tehy ar spelld owt fur meh
PFFFFT!!! WAHT duz teh Pinneh Gigg akshoolee noe about publsittee??? Ai hav dun this fur 30 yeers, an ai think it iz moast important to hav LOtZ ov publisittee fur a big event laik this!
BTW, iz there a liszt ov teh sawngs being prrrrrrrformed?? Ai’m still thinking ov maybee doing wun mice elf, but. . .this iz NAWT sumthing ai am gud at. Sooooo meneee peepl heer ar so gud at it. Prolleee ai shud just sit bak an doo lotz of app lauding!
NO! yu shud do ah sawg cuz is FUNFUNFUN! STN!
Ai iz kinda in abertisin tu, we has small farmquipment deelership an ai du 20pag kat-a-log ebery munf… iz hard cuz we nawt get specialz till teh nawt sekund an dem mai dadcat haz tu gibs me awl teh info an bai teh tyme hims do taht iz teh 15th
U can rite me and tell me whut song u has in mind and I can tell u if it’s spoken for.
Thankz!!
Ai’m nawt eben that far yet!! But ai DOO hav teh liszt ov awl teh sawngs taht were akchoolee purrrrrfurrrmed!!
But ai awlso hav this bushel ov peeches (did yoo laik teh cobbler???
) – an teh Bushel an a Peck ov lima beens. An ai haz to cleen aut wun ov teh freezers to hav room.
An. . . ai’ll hav to see. Irz NOT eezee fur mee – reelee. Paws4Thot wuz awlwaiz rite – ai need a Mews! An wun hazn’t terned up yet!!
Ok, tell me whut song or artist of teh period u like and mabye I can work something up for u or at least give u an idear?
Blinkettee blionk blink blink?? Yoo cud doo that?? You WUD doo that?? *sniff* Hao verreee nice yoo ar! ♥
ai will go bak an luk at teh ♫liszt♪
Of COARSE I would!
I hazza sad, cuz I nawt kin mayk it. I nawt has innernets at teh noo playse an donut kno if/when/where I can has innernets until I get dem huuked up at hoam.
Y’all has teh fun wifowt me. **snif, snif**
Awww rhsb!! Ai noe it wont be reel taim – but remembrrr – it IZ cyburspayce, so it will awlwaiz bee heer. Peepl mite still be coming layte. Kafleen duz sumtaimes.
dis iz wai ai subskribe tu emayo fur teh komints
se ;gr
Ummm. . . gmc360??? Ar yoo ok???
Dat looks lyke cat writing.
se ;gr
Mai kitteh rites moastlee laik this. . .
5555555555555555559999999999999gggggggggggg11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111———————nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnpppppppppppppppp44444444444445555555551111111111111111
WHAT duz it awl meen????
probably hexadecimal for give me moar gushifoods…
BDM has been teechifying maff to the kittehs….
watlle bee neggst? posobul fumbs?!?
*runs off to find da dictionairy*
AHHHHHH numbhurz againz *runzawaywifakwiknesstubennehboi*
aww yu iz niec kitteh benneh, yu taeks teh skurry numbhurz awayz
*snorglezawlbeddernaow*
Ai gots tu get yu a bideo uv Ben-Ben
Enywun elz nawt abul tu maek lols? Ai tryin tu maeks wun butt(!) wens ai hits submit teh submit button dissapears but nawt maed teh lols
Ai dont noe watz rong, but sumthing iz nawt rite ober there. Ai’ve bin traing to confirm a frend, but it wont taek it. Just keeps saying – sumwun wantz to be mai frend.
hmm…mahbeh we kud tri tu runs disk kleen up, ai tri an lets yu kneow if it wurks BRB
hmm taht didn’t wurk
Ai haz teh same problim. *nodnod*
Dat poor kitteh looks like he has a sad. Goodbye, krool werld!
U’d have a sad too iffn ur lyf was in da toylet!
Hahahaha! Iz hope yurz izn’t!
I tried to take a toity trip
And got my hind legs in okay
But couldn’t reach the flushy thing
Embarrassed, so . . . call it a day!
*snikr*
heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Tll6601 and berriperri an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks, lite n fluffy anjulfud caeks wif fresh berreez an wippy kreem, iskreem, sparkly party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an teh tradushunal sunnyday game ob trol-hed crokay owt on teh lawn!! teh wooden balls are paynted to luk liek trol heds, an wen yoo wakk tehm wif teh crokay mallets tehy make funny trolly noyzes!! also goodie bags filled wif fizbeez taht make raynbow trayls wen tehy fly, paddlolball games taht keep skore, kandee, an in honor ob teh big myoozik festibal tomorrow, sparkly hippee stikkers wif flowrs an peese sines an groovy wurds! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
*pouncez awn teh wippy kreem wifavengance*
oops, sry ai jus lubs teh wippy kreem, specialy teh homade kind
Happeh Burfday cheezpepz!!!
*noms sum ov teh anjelfud cake wif teh berrees*
an W00t!!!
Troll Kroquet!!
WHAAAAAAK ,. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .>O<
Janet – I gets to watch sum fyremenz playin krokay sumtiems.
Yesh, relee.
Dere iz a fyre howse nexst to my werk, an I park inna parkin lot between my bildin an teh fyre howse.
Sumtymes, inna afturnoon (ethur at lunsch oar when I leev), I see teh fyremenz playin krokay in teh bak yard.
Dey iz fullee dressed, in dere dark pantz an polol shurts, an yooshulee free oar foar of dem owt playin.
ai wuz bads last nite, ai feds a t-r-o-l-l in teh loldawgs… *gigglolz* wuz fun wai to gets owt mai pents up fuzzytrations doe, but ai nawt tink ai doez again, dey can has insashable appietights
Hmpf! Diskriminashun! Wy noe fyrewimmens wiv deir … shirts awn…
*snerk*
Well, there cud bee firewimmens wif der. . .shurts awn
– An they cud bee playing krokay wif there shurts awn.
Ummm . . . just shurts??? nuthing else???
*whispers* I have put teh ressipee up fred!
*whisprrrs* Thanks, anni!! Yoo ar indeed teh best!!
eewww kitty in teh poop bol pleaze to hlep himz
wut wur yew luken fer in der? wuz yew luken fer sumtin lik a spaw geteway?
LOL. That looks liek mah kitteh!!