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GMTA Kerri – conga rats for teh tawp spawt
thats sooooooo cuuuuuuuute!!!
dats adorobl
Trippul GMTA (soe fur!)
Congrats Kerri – u gotted dere nawt sekund!
Ha indeed it iz – teh grayt mines are owt in force tonite!
yesh we can has grayt mines
jus don steps awn dem.
Pleez furrgibs me
Furgib me… plz?
*sobs*
Wif ur eyes and ears ai’ll furgibs u ennyfink! Just … just stay wif me! Pweeze! *sobs some moar*
This kitteh is so kyooot! WANT!!!!! Elebbenty!!!!
*Splort allert*
lebel elebenty!!!!11!!
Omai, we haz sooo mennee splort allerts todai!
*adds moar ducky taype to CHRG furr added sayfteeness*
Butt dis kitteh luks lyk he haz a sad. Ai wantz to lubs him and snorgle him adn call him georj adn make himz feel awl bedderer.
The international Splort Society haz issued a SEVERE Splort warning.
Protectibe gear should be doubled an titend!
THIS IS NAWT A DRILL!
*putz on anti-floof glubs and kyoot-protekshun goggles*
*scrollee up to teh lolcat pikshur*
AUGH! teh goggles, dey do nufink!!!! too. much. kyoot….
*snorgle…SPLORT*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Schreukat’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Ai habs tu go owt fur dinners but ai’ll beh bak lader *smoo to awl yu*
schmoo kerri – haz a gud noms!
mmm wuz bery taste penne pazta noms
ai can has happeh tummeh
Itz 01:12 a.m. heer in teh HAWT dessurt, ai jus come home frum wurk, an nao dis… blarg, ai is ded…
O noes AfriCat, yu nawt see teh warnings?
*weeklee* yesh, butt… ai is teh berry tyred an sleepee an eet wus jus tooooo much *sigh* but wut a way tu goe!
iz eggspeshullee dajrous wen yu bii tiyrud!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Africat’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Fankees Anni, yu is teh best in teh west!
an she dribes teh fastest CC cart in teh west!
O luk….iz afta 6.
Ai wonda eef derez eh neuw LOL?
Hmmm…shud ai goe get mai CHRG nawt sekkund?
Nah….aisl bii okai…
dum de dum de dum
*refreshus*
O noes!
Teh kutenuss!
Arrggh!!!!
SPLORT!!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up catena’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
wot….wot…weer am ai?
*snif snif*
ai smel choklit!!!!
*sitz awprite*
ooh….dat hurtz…moyr choklit, pleis!
tanks, anni…yu has savd mii!
O HALP HALP, catena is down adn ai too noo to dribe CCC. HAAAAAAAAAAAALP
Ooo fank gudness yu were dere Anni, but pleez to go upfred adn save Schreukat!
*note to seff – go fur CCC traynin corse cud be yooseful in case of splort pandemenemic*
Is nawt difficult, Miniminsmum. Just lurn, ehm, copy wot Annipuss is doing! Dere really is no rite or wrong, as long as u halps teh poor splorted victim!
der iz awnlyne cors
Heer yu go MMM
Ah fanks Kerri, ai nawt seed taht befoar – ai go take a lukk adn practiss a bit then mebee nextime ai be yoosful!
Nextime ai haz a go, ai can nawt be leevin teh pore splorted peepz sportloling awl ober teh place. Ai’ll do mai bestest.
Oh noes! Aye iz ahrmd wif CHRG (/w/doi)….[Scotty] but she kinna take no more o’ this, cap’n! [/Scotty]
*sprotl*
Seez? Bloed ub soah bad dat teh “splort” eben spelt rawng. O.o
*drools*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Darrkwolff’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
But teh gawggles….dey dz nuffing! @_@
*runsinwifakwikniss*
*stiks tu beeg flutterbai stikurs ober teh gawggles*
Der – dat shud halps!
*runsawaewifakwikniss*
*gigglols*
Poor lilluh bebbeh! Wudebber hims dids, is okays. Wil gibes him snorgles and gushifuds and maek awl bedder.
I nawt sorrie, I am watchin a bug.
OMG, I WILL DO WHATEVR YU WANT!!!! JUST DON CRY!
*whew* Sorry for screeming. ai…ai jus luv dat kitteh. an wud happily be its slave.
Himz sowee, but him iz Guiltee, so-oo-oo Guiltee. Sumwhar darz a BEEG mesh waiten tew beh foun!
How cud such a sweet tineh bebbeh hab made such a BEEG horible mesh!
Come hear you! Let me gibs you hugz!
Is der any chance dat dis bebbeh does nawt hab pale pinkee toe pads?
*runs away* *finks about golf highlites*
Sadz Tukksee Kitteh
didz nawtz knoez dat Flowwur Vayss
coodz maykz so mutch noyzz
Tukksee Kitteh jusst
wawnted to smellz t3h Prittee
Flowwurz 4 awyle
Tukksee Kitteh knoez
dat Prittee Wun willz foargibbz
hurz indisskresshunn
Jack.
Indeed, Jack! U has sed it as it is. We will foargibs tukksee kitteh wotebber it did … is too kyoot to be mad at.
awww teh pwoor blah kittuh, such kyuteness *Splort*
ohhnoes Frurry yu beh splortted
ooohnoez *getz owt hur shopvac*
*sukin up teh brainz from all ober*
Neao tu wash dem
*uzzes apple smellin soap tu washwash teh braynez*
*patpats tem dri an putz tehm bak in teh brayn bowl*
*gaderz awl teh lid bonez an fitz tem tugeder*
Jus need a liddle duckytape
*getz owt hur spezial duckytape wif happifacez awn dem an wrapz awl teh lidbonez*
*floofz up pillow an wrapz all snug in fuzzeh blanket den puts awn culurful CHRG(wdoi)*
Yu feelins bedder neao? Heerz sum hawt chokolat an a chokolat blobfishie, yu rezt till yu feel awl gud an strongz again…yu gotz tu beh carful ub teh kyootness oberdoze
Ohai dayr, Frurree!
Fyndz ‘Braynee~Ak~Vakk’
andz cleenz up t3h braynz. Poarz dem
wayrz t3h braynz beelawng
Buddurr~Fly~Band Aydz
maykz Frurree’z hedd awll prittee.
Fyndz CHRG
Pullz CHRG
daown tyte. Can has Bunjjee Coardz
oarz sum Dukkee Tayp
Rappz Bunnjee Coardz ‘rowndz
CHRG. U can haz
Froazinn Millkee Wayz
Awllso habz Hurshee
Bawrz wiff Awllmundz. Rekkomendz
Iee Bryte Tee 4 naow
Fyndz Flooffee Blankitt
andz rapzz itz ‘rowndz Frurree ’tilz
ebbeefeeng’z bettah!
Jack.
SPLORT!
OH NOES! Triple Splortz and iz berri late!
*dustbusters up adam022695’s braynes an rinses dem wiv sparkly water*
*pakks dem caerfullee into teh brayne jello mold*
*slydes de brayne mold into de hed an replases hed bonez*
*fassens wiv teh dekratib duckey taepz *
*snaps awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leeds bictim to teh splort recubbery roomz and wraps inna floofy blankie an gibs sum choklit martooneez an a eclair* (cuz sugar = happee kittehs!)*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektion.
**SPLORT!!!****
CCC iz berri buzy 2nite!
*dustbusters up barboid’s braynes an rinses dem wiv sparkly water*
*pakks dem caerfullee into teh brayne jello mold*
*slydes de brayne mold into de hed an replases hed bonez*
*fassens wiv teh dekratib duckey taepz *
*snaps awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leeds bictim to teh splort recubbery roomz and wraps inna floofy blankie an gibs sum choklit martooneez an a eclair* (cuz sugar = happee kittehs!)*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektion.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Dat r teer in ur ai? Dun cri, kitteh, iz ok! Nobuddi mad at u. Poor fing luks liek heez gunna cri… Cant… stand… thot… ub… sobbing… kitteh… *crinklz undur kyoot sadnessez*
…
*unkonshusnez*
*dustbusters up ragdoll127’s braynes an rinses dem wiv sparkly water*
*pakks dem caerfullee into teh brayne jello mold*
*slydes de brayne mold into de hed an replases hed bonez*
*fassens wiv teh dekratib duckey taepz *
*snaps awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leeds bictim to teh splort recubbery roomz and wraps inna floofy blankie an gibs sum choklit martooneez an a eclair* (cuz sugar = happee kittehs!)*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektion. Srsly! Ai noes dis kitteh be berri berri cyoot, but kitteh be causin’ havok!
Gud wurk dere Jords! Reel purrfesional. Tree in a roe, a “hat trick”!!! Conga rats!!!
Fanks AfriCat! Ai wuz nervuz cause dey’d been down fur a whilez, but den I remembeerd ai had teh duztbuster and teh jello bayne mold. Allwayz handi wen yu need 2 reskyu cheesepeeps in a hurree!
Dis kitteh was danjerus! Kyoot as kyoot can be, but truble!!! (Kitteh iz wirth it thouh, ifinkso!)
*bekums nawt unkonshuz* Fanks fur teh rezkyoo. Ai wunderz if dat b y teh kitteh b sad? Awl teh havuk him b cawzin, ai meenz… *rezist erj 2 lukz at kitteh agin*
Awww, liddle babeh
I hugs u
AWW! It’s OK I guess… But bwake da expensiv vase agin, yur sleepin wif da goggies 2nite!
Does anyone know what type of cat this is?? It is so cute with the big eyes and flat ears.LOL
no way this is just too cute to be true …
-splort of guilt from being angry at kitteh-
awwww, i want it
Awww, this is simply adorable~!
Sooooooooo sad kitteh!!! Gives yoo hugz!!!!
poor kitty… im sowwy
teh kittteh lyez!!!! he ment ta doit
tas okay,kitteh.
no have sadz,okay?
I gibs u fud.