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Juss dat urs dusn’t seam 2 hab gotted u cleen
LOL Conga rats, yu haz dun it agen!
Thx P-K!
*Upfi crawls up to Annipuss*
{{{Annipuss}}}
Fank u for teh wunnermus cheezgift! Ai has left it til last to unwraps. Gabe me a big happee, it did! Fank u! SQUEEE!!!!
Happi Burfdai tu yu!
Happi Burfdai tu yu!
Happi Burfdai, deer Upfi,
Happi Burfdai tu yu!
Schmoos to yu; hav a lubberly dai!
Fank u! I will eat out wif mai fwends at an Indian restaurant. Is bery gud food.
Ownlee jus seed dis! (Wuz lukkin at teh loe end uv teh fred)
{{{{{Upfi}}}}}}}
Big birfdai hug!
baww dis iz tru.
But kittehs iz dry cleen onlee!!!
oar dey weel soakee upz awl da wader an an an an dey weel ESPLODE!!!!
esplodin kittehs??! nooooooo!
*hurriez tew dri kittehs wif the shamwow*
oh dat shud halpz!! Bee sur ta SQUEEZE dem a leetol beet ta getz awl da extree wadder dat soakeed inn …
Wun ov dose baffs nawt werkin az well az teh ovver…
Grr…nawt enuf cawfee…
“Wun ov dese baffs nawt liek teh ovver,
Wich wun difernt, duz yu knoe?”
Obviusly, teh BC baff werkin betterer cuz CC nawt rekernize hims! Must has snif ID chek – “Yu saem kitteh?”
wen grummen goez ovahbord
Kinda luks liek kittehs wented ovahbord!
an da wun falleded inta da bleech!! Oh nose! Oh nose!!
Kittehs fawled oberbord?!?!
Cawl in teh lifegard! Teh cost gard!
Teh hoem gard! Teh fyr gard!
Teh trane gard?
Teh crossing gard!
Here in US of A the National Guard?!?!?
Yay National Guard!!!
We has a big cross-country relay race for runners – all the way from Mt. Hood to the Orygun Coast. We just found out about a relay team with runners from the 41st (local National Guard unit) that will run their part of the race in Iraq.
Yu can taek teh Gard owt ov Orygun, butt yu cant taek tem owt ov uniform…okai, off to Nawty Barn…
Newspaper story about the Guard racing in the Hood to Coast
Drat. Linkee didn’t werk. Try again.
Newspaper story
datz eh neet storee…
We gunna need a crossing gard tu halp wif teh traffic tu teh nawty barn, watt wif awl tehse mens an wimmins in unee-forms!
teh Rite Gard.
awlwaiz uz afta baffs
Big hors gard mayjer Myne?
Teh Yeomen ov teh Gard!!!
Doan’t fink so – iz a sentimentul song (Because God made you mine)
No – iz it a reel Gladly? Frum TTI? Tahts so cool!
Ai fink it wuz an Austraylyun Ai nawt sekund heered it frum.
Gladlee az in “Mai cross iied bare”?
Taht’s teh larst tym Ai let taht beeg, slobberree goggie gib ME kisseseses!!!!
Ewwww – goggiegurms….
Eck – pleh – agg – bahhh…
Nao, nao, nennepus! pweeze don’t discreeminayt against other animlols. Dogs can’t help it dey nebber lurnt to purr …
Iffn teh goggies can lern to herd sheeps in patterns, hao cum tehy cant lern to kwit droolin?
Nawt askin fur difficult skilz liek purrin…;)
mebbe teh sheeps is juss hyoomerin tehm!
Ohai, Ambercat!
Wuz yu hoo menshuned “Shawn teh Sheep” on TTI TV? Iz saem Shawn frum the 3rd Wallace adn Gromit short film? Ai lurvs teh sheeps (adn ebbreyfing Nick Parks does), butt we only has tehm in mattress adverts in US.
Dunno if it wus me butt(!) yus, tehre is, or wus, a cartoon series ob Shawn teh Sheeps, a spinn-orf form teh Wallace an Gromit fillums. Tehy is in a advert fur gas boylers heer – tehy gets ebrywehre! Ardman Animayshun is baysed in Brissole, wher mai hedoffiss is; mebbe tehy cud do a cartoon abowt sykling!
Oh, so lukky! We has Chevron gasoline ads modeled after Creechur Comferts, an teh sleepy-cowntin sheep protestin teh comfy Serta mattresses, butt taht’s about it.
Ai will taeks mai envy off to teh haredresser – iz goin to be shorn tihs mornin! (Wuz berry funny – noboddy
*pounce!!!*
Hippo burds eye tu you!!!!!
*brings Upfi a giant burfday caek filled with rasbrees an whipploled creem and covered in choclit frosting and hundredanthousands*
Hope you have a happy hippo day and menneh menneh more to come!
Ooo, burfday?
*brings Upfi big bokay (pronounced “bukkit”) ov PacificWestNorth wildflowers to nibblol on*
Happitayl burfday to yus!
are there hyacinths in there?
Alas, nawt in Orgust! Can has lots in teh spring. Butt we can still has teh wyld rosis an sweetpeas an doze big violent-bloo wuns taht luks liek chicory but ifinknotso.
An teh laet crop ov purple been blossums frum my siskat’s garden (she wont miss tehm…”uh, no, sis, wut iz yu missin?”…kthxrun) an a big branch ov riep blackberries. Nawt Himalayan blackberries, teh Chester kind.
ooh – can I has wun too?
it’s been raining so much here that all my flowers are a bit waterlogged…
(what am I doing – complaining about rain to somewun from Skeedadlol… Love to go there wun day!! and Vancouver… a good friend of mine was eggschaynjs stewdint in Friday harbour)
OH I AM SO FICK!!!!!
Yes, dere’s hyacinths in the bukkit!
Oooooh, a lubberly cake! NOM NOM NOM. Ennywun else wonts a peace? And fanks for teh lubberly bookay, ai lubs me sum flowers! Especially hyacinths! And no, ai won#t noms dem. Ai puts dem in vase to luk at them!
Hapeetayl burfday Upfi!!! May all yur dreems come true, all yur trubbles bii liddle wuns, an yur joy, nebberendin.
Happee happee birfdai tew uuuuu {{{{{Upfi}}}}}
in honnur uv ur birfdai Shaun an teh flok duz a liddlol danse fer u!
Oh, fank u, Bluesfan! Dat was a byootimus dance! And fanks Africat for the gud wishes! Ai can surely use them.
happi birfdai
EyeRish dancin Sheepeez!! YEA!!!
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ Happy burfday, Upfi!!! ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
I bringing u a lubblee gift rappinged in nies soft veggy-based paper sew u kin just eeting ur way throo!!! Adn wen u chewz ur way tu deh prezzint, it b lotz and lotz uv pritty ribbinz in awl differnt kullerz. U kin pik ow a pair tu matching ur owtfit adn tying dem ontu ru feelerz!!
♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
O noes, hope ai’m nawt too layte to wish yu a happee happee happetayle burfday Upfi. Pleez aksept dese sordid greeny leeves ov mennee flavrs furr yu to nom adn preety sparklolly bloons to hang in teh trees.
{{{{Upfii}}}}
Tee Hee — dat iz awlmost likee mii Pebbols luked affer Jazzy puppeh slobbered awl ober her!!!
weel — iffin you mixee deez too kittehs twogeffer – sewz dey be blak and wite ….
teh waters… Ai feels so dirty.
Hairdryer plz.
Teh edn awf teh whirrld
Kumz nawt een fyr bawt deluj
Wen gud, evul mete
Nawt wif a bang, butt a SNARRRRRYeooowwwGRRRRRRpffffft!!!!
Grate ohaiku, catena – opened up large skerry imij in mai hed!
thx!
tha nextt bath onnssen will bi betta. d’onnt woori mi daarinn..♪
One thing ceiling cat and basement cat agree on – BATH IS BAD!!!
CC an BC finlee aggree awn sumfin, a commin emeny. Hooman bedder wach owt!
I sent the following note to the people that run this site and the others:
I love all the lolz here, but I will NOT keep visiting your site if it automatically sends me to an “anti virus” site (which I know is probably trying to LOAD a virus on my system). It seems to be mostly happening when I visit Loldogs. I’ll just be looking at the pictures, and BAM, I’m on a new site, without clicking anything. Also, when I’m sent to this anti-virus site, it’s VERY hard to get back. What a scam!!
It’s annoying, and it shouldn’t be happening. It’s wrong, and if you don’t remove whatever is doing it, I will stop coming to the cheezburger sites. I’m also putting this in comments.
you may already have a virus. I know there is one that tricks you by saying it’s an antivirus scanner and when you hit the cancel button you are actually clicking an “ok” button that’s been disguised. I would suggest you get SUPERantispyware. They have a free version that helped me get rid of quite a few nasty things
h tt p://www.superantispyware.com/
You’ll see the link to the free version there and it actually works. I recommend it to everyone and even just usings the quickscan can detect some bad tracking cookies which sometimes create popups you can’t block.
oh one more thing. Now when ever I see a popup that has anything to do with virus scanning, I actually hit ctrl alt del and use it to close any internet explorer windows I have by clicking on the ‘applications’ tab and clicking any internet explorer windows and close them by hitting ‘end task’… that might be a bit extreem but I feel it’s better to be safe then sorry.
I hope you understood all that and find it helpful
/loloff
Thank you for the warning, zippycat! I haven’t had this problem, but I visit ichc pretty exclusively.
If you track this post, I’d love a little more information. What browser are you using? Do you have a popup blocker or ad blocker turned on? Did the anti-virus site load any cookies that might persist after the cheezburgers cleanse this site?
Hackers that hijack other people’s websites make me so furious. I’m glad you posted to let us all know.
kittyz nao likk baf plesae to dri now
=・ェ・=
U shred teh TP, adn teh pillols, Ai will fill hur shuez adn teh bedspred wif prezzies.
Am I the only one who hasn’t had a shower in his life??
Nope, Mai 4 granparints, 8 grate-gran parints…….
♪ ♫ Kitteh’s all wet. Poor lassie.
Kitteh’s seldom dry.
She’s dragglin’ all her furrie coatie
Comin’ through the rye!!♪ ♫
With apologies to Robert Burns