
Ignore “Do not feed animuls” sign Teh “not” are a typo
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Ignore “Do not feed animuls” sign Teh “not” are a typo
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Shud sai “now”
dat egg-splains et awl ai fink. does dum hoomins jes can nawt spells riet… dems ritin ebberyfing rong… jes looks at hao dem riets cheezburger…
comcatshulasis anni adn daisy… u shud goes 2 da ty-boo-tek adn git urself sum food packichis wif banillacreem-do-nows adn instunt chokycocktails.
Y, i not ondurstan, splain plez
Wot an EGGSELENT ideah, annipuss! Ur wit is awsum!
“I am not an animul!”
y els u fink u can buy da food packichis eberrywer?
mowst… yooseless… syn… EVAR!
o, adn dese bars is hardlee teh funkshunul eider…
whut kynd ob zoo is tihs aneewai?
hmmm… mebbeh da fens-cormstrucktor got strucktord by da kyoot?
* nod nod * aifinkso yu is prolly rite!
hao yu is awn tihs fyne Caturdai?
ais beeink tyrd… mai naiburs bees doink da rest-ow-rashuns in dems flat… adn dem finks is good ideer 2 starts at 6 inna mornink… whut is niet 2 meh onna caturdai *sigh* mai kittehs noe lieks dat eethur. dems hiedin from da drill-noisis… aid hied wib dem butt(!) ai cans nawt fits inno dems hiedy hoel.
hoep us doink beddur?
Dey nawt feedid mii fur a full free hrs nao. Ai’z skinny azza… a… erm… azza skinny kitteh! Adn ai hazza hungree! Pleez tu feed mii! *puppeh iis*
plz tu yoose cheezburgers oar gushifuds! O, teh Hyooge Manatee!
Lol! Iz okai GP! Aiz nawt want puppeh iis, aiz maikin mai iis beeg adn sad laik a puppeh. Den teh hoomins go “Aw!” adn gibs mii noms adn cuddlols adn belly rubs!
Lik de Antonyo Bananadarous kitteh ina Shrek.
Yesh yesh!
Ai haz 2 go naow, but iffn enniwun seez Upfi, plz 2 wish her a happi birfdai!
Kitteh is wayting fur hims cyoo to birst fru teh bars, onto teh stayj an *jazz paws!* Showin teh pinkee pinkee toe-pads and doin teh caypers an teh prarnses! Dusn’t real eyes “Cheezstok” nawt til Mundia!
*Eeek! Cheezstok awn Mundai an Ai has nawt ritted teh sawng! Or rehersed mai co-singists!*
Ai’s nawt tellin yu wot we is doin BUTT(!) it will be a innernashnul dyooet, feetyurin a speshul gest a peer ants bai a inannianniannimayt, myoosikkul object!
Teh suss-pents iz killin me – woz sorta moosikkul objekt cannit bee ai arks maiseff?
*lukks in bak ov cubberd furr floury shirt adn teh bell bottomered jeens savd frum teh hippee daiz* Hmm must get mai owtfeet reddy furr Mundai.
Ai is goin fur teh kaftan so vloo… volyu…. balooni… beeeg it can dubble as a tent! An baer feets and flowrs mai hayrs
Oyesh teh kaftans, o teh memrys tehy cums fluddin bak!
Laik teh klassik lol :”Make Lolz Not War”?
*Sneeks in, steels fraze, trais to shoohorn into lirriks…*
Dis bee a gud filozofee aifinkso
W00t, woot!
Ai hazza sad, ai haz tu wurking awl day. *sigh* Nawt can be at Cheezstok. Will haz tu get teh replays when ai gets hoam. But ai lukking forwurd tu it!!!
mee too… I’m stuck onna playn when it starts…
ai luffs dis littul kitteh!
Her is still jus yittle kitteh.
trying too hard. 2/5 cheezburgers
Ohai lololololllololllololololl, Ai’s nawt seen yu in ayjes – we has mist yur witty an insysif rearmarx. Plees to shaer plesantness an endless gud hyoomur wiv us mor!
Gud morning (oar uvver relebant thyme uv day) cheezfrendz!
Ai hazza happeh, Seanya an ai did a big fing yesserday… nawt dun yet but iz gud start! Lukkee heer: Kyoot bideos
Alreddy gots a subscriber, tu! *happeh dans* Mebbe it halp get kittehs doptifaied!!!
Pee Ess, Tuna izza funneh boy.
O.o
SPLORT!!!
Oh noes! Nennepus!!!
*runs in wif nawt-sekkund aid kit frum Eva an Cory’s blog*
*sweepee sweepee teh brayns intu neet pyle*
*rinse an rehydrate teh braynes wif orinj-flavured sparklee waters*
*caerfully scoop teh brayns back intu teh braynium*
*jigsaw-puzzlol teh braynium peesis back tugevver*
*sn-nap awn teh ekstra-strengf CHRG*
*dukkeetaype dukkytaype dukkytaype wif orinj dayglo taype*
*wrap in flooffeh cheezmap blankkit an gib hawt chokklit an chokklit moose fur rebilding teh brayn sells*
Nawt luk at cyoot until yu has recobered, otay? Ai shuidda warned taht sum uv teh kittehs haz ekstreem cyootniss!
*stares blankee out of the blankee*
sorry – shudda nown – u only know kute kittehs… *sigh*
IcanhasTunaokthanksby???
Ai can has Minky? No, Shade. No wait, Cween Lillibet? No, AWL OB TEHM!!!!
Ai start making ranjemints fur tehm tu come live wif yu.
Aihopeso sum lokal peeps see tehse an fall in luv wif teh kittehs… ai wanting tehm happeh in furever hoams!!!
/lolspeak off
I saw the videos, and I must say that….. were I able, I would totally adopt Tilly. She’s so lovable.
/lolspeak on
Wut animlol shelltur iz dat?
Kingston, Ontario, Canada
You guys be giving me hopes that teh bideos can halp get these kittehs adoptifaied!
/lolspeak off
I am really excited!! I slept on the couch last night and about 30 min. ago, woke up and just laid there. I got to see Jewell jumping around the kitchen, play with her toys AND use her scratching pad!! She must have thought I was asleep….
/lolspeak on
Life ish gud!
Wai does eet say 3:44…es no 3:44 heer….ish 7:44 AM an almost tiem foar meh tu go tu stoopy werk! Awww….ish onlee 4 hours todai, den ai can come home and see Jewell play agin? *luks up towards CC hopefully*
Iz Cheeztym!
Ohai Jeremy, we nawt haz met, iz nyse tu meeting yu.
Teh thyme stamps be in cheezland thyme, witch aifinkso is being awf teh passific coast oar sumfing.
Ai haz a happeh yu gotted tu see yur kitteh playing. Sum speshul kitteh momints be tugevver, but sum be when yu see kitteh being self wifowt gnoing yu watching.
I has sended yu a cheezpeep inbite…..nice tu meeting yu tu! Ai agree, et es bery speshul tu see kitteh play wifowt dem gnoing yu sees dem.
Ai hadda worry dat she wud nawt liek hers gnu place, butt(!) aifinkso she duz!!
Awf tu werk nao! Kthxbai!
ICHC goes bai teh tiem in Hawaii oar sumware neer dere! It’s 2.55 pm heer!
Iz a katgaroo!
Shud say “Plz feed a lot, kthx”
mice cream for cat
ice cream for crow
crow dance a ho ho
cat take a pho-to
ice cream for show
ice cream for crow
now now that’s it
now you can go
iz be cofuzed now – pho-tai iz yummy beaf soupz. Wat be pho-to?
Sowwy – hed not wurkin proper due to splorting at kitteh
moto takes photo
of teh rosbif in mai soup
rosbif an new news
cute kitty. I would totally ignore the sign for sure
Teh kyooot iz awf teh skael wif dis wun… jus lukkit doez eyez, tehy match hims fur *adjusteds hur happeh goggeh gogglez* iz o kay, ai has purrteckshun
pleaze likkle kitty u nao fallz off walz carefulz com bak frou de bars good kitty
Wat teh cat wantz iz uh “Do feed da animals” sign. poor cat
Am I allowed to talk with descent grammar on this site, or…
do ai has twoo tawk lyke dis?
How did I miss seeing dis befor? Its teh capshun at bottum that maeks it grate.
And hu cud ignore that beautimous kitteh?
Ackshully, either will be perfectly acceptable. We welcome all who play nicely. An der are menny dia lex uv LOLspeek.