One day…
One day… I’ll make da climb.
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Nawt 2 dai tho!
congarats anni!
ai iz having a luvlee cheez an ‘mato sammich fer lunsh, ai cud cut it inno fancee shaips iffen u wud lyke tew shair!
Thx, but Ai aer juss goin 2 get fish an chips fur mai dinnur!
o taht sownds yummy! ai luv fish an chips! Enjoi!
Teh day fur fishnchips? Kewl!
*gigglolz* aifink hims wuz cawmentin awn teh lol
C.V. ifs yu has cawment fur teh lolz yu nawt has tu “reply” tu sumwun elzes yu can maeks yur own postes in teh box at teh bawdem ub teh paeg
Aw… ai nawt can has fishnchips? Phooie. Him gottid mai hopes up.
Ai thinkz hoominz shood nom mor fishnchipz. Ai wush sumwun deleeberz ‘em tew de houz. Ai thinks de feller ina lol needa wear a cup.
Sum uv teh Pizza plaesis heer deliber an sum uv dem haz fishnchips – Ai haz 2 maek du wiv ubben chips an plane fish wivowt teh lubblee battur. Beddur dan nuffin, but nawt kwite teh saem!
Teh bestist fishnchips yoost tu be teh wuns frum teh coarnur shops, wut dey rapt just inna noospaypur (ai rememburin from foarteefibe yeers ago, wen ai wuz kidlet in TTI). Nawt teh saem nao, dough. Ubben fishnchips priddee gud, speshlee wif HP sos onna chips.
*hassa hungree; gows tu cee if ennee chips inna freezur*
ai eets fishies cauz is gud fur meh…but ai nawt liek fishie fishies… ai eets Salmon but nawt liek it much but may hubbeh luvs it
Fishies beez berri gud furr teh reememberingness, butt (!) ai keeps furgittin to bye it
Wif dos sharp itty clawz, da itty bitty kitty cud climb rite nao. No watz needed.
*taiks deep breff*
♫ CLIME EBREE PANTSLEG…
CLAW EBREE THIGH ♫
*taiks nuvver deep breff, cheezfrends run skreeming in horrorz*
♫SHINNY UP EBREE HOOMAN
TIL U REECH TEH SKYYYYYYYY ♫
*clappity clap clap*
Luvvley!
Ai had forgotted How Tinee liddle kiitehs are!
A hoomin dat will need all da luv u can giv
ebry day ob yer life..for as long as u live!
adn letz nawt furget
Wen yu clime awp teh patnz, hol yur paws awt strate
Adn don bii afrayd awf teh hite
At teh tawp awf teh pantz iz yur humanz lap
Bawt itz hidin awl tuked awp adn tite
Clime on, clii-iiime on, wiv hoap in yur hart
Adn yu’ll nebber clime aloan
Yu’ll neeee-bbbber clime aloan
oar meebe nawt soe tite, koym tu tink….
eggsept teh pantz. dey bii tite.
U madez me laff!
wii bii duin dat show dis fall. ai getz tu sing een teh nunz korus. adn bii eh mayd. adn partee wif teh fon Trapz
“How du u solbe a problem lyke catena?”
wif lawtz adn lawtz awf choklit.
adn kittehs, awf kors. dat goez wifawt sayun.
♫♫Doe…a dear….a feemail dear…♫♫
♫♫Rai, a drawp uv goldun sun…♫♫
♫♫Mee, the maem ai cawl maiself…♫♫
♫♫Fah, a lawng lawng wai 2 run……♫♫
♫♫Sew, a neadul an a thred…..♫♫
♫♫La, the wun to flawlow sew…♫♫
♫♫Tea, a dreenlk wif jamb and bred…♫♫
♫♫and that breengs us bak to DOE!!♫♫
Ai nawt see whai kitteh waiting… ai haz had littler kittehs tehn taht wun climb mai legs…
ohai {{{{p-k}}}} ai haz nawt seen u inna lotta wiles!
Bizzy bizzy! Ai haz been in a cupple times resentlee, wif sum updaets, but ai nawt seed yu those tiems. Ai hazza gradumated, an a part-tiem wurking at teh shelter, which at leest a lil munnies. An ai putting lots uv energees intu making life bedderer fur teh kittehs, an trai tu get tehm seend an adoptifaied. An ai haz 8 foster-kittehs still, along wif mai own 4. Ai hazza tyred lots!!!!
Butt(!) iz gud an rewardin tyred aifinkso rite?
Mostlee, yep! Watching teh kittehs play wif teh toys ai making (an ai haz a bolunteer making lil kitteh pillows fur tehm tu play wif tu!) gibs me a hyooj happeh. Ai hazza hopeful teh gnu UToob account wif teh kitteh bideos will halp get tehm adoptifaied, az suun as teh PR purrson gets otay frum teh board fur offishul linking tu offishul website. Ai hazza glad teh PR purrson an volunteer coordinaytur liking mai ideeyas fur making kittehs moar bisibul.
Iz hard when kittehs die, an iz hard getting yelled at alla tiem fur being “slo” (an ai gotted yelld at yesserday, waz tehre awn own tiem an sed a fing nyselee tu sumwun eben newer tehn me, an sooperbisor sed sum fings tu me nawt-nyselee). Ai nawt fink this job gunna last long atawl. *sigh* But ai gunna du what ai can!
{{{{{{{PK}}}}}}}
U duz deh awsum werk tu halpifying deh kitteyz git helfy and happy and finding deh furrebber homez.
Wii cu rite teh leddur tu teh stoopidvyzur – nyselee, ob kors – an tells him/hur/it nawt tu bees sew meen tu yu, oar he/she/it wil fealing teh Wraf ob owr Poyntee Ends!!!elebentee!
An spiikin ob leddurs, mebbeh teh PR pursin an teh bollinteer kwoard…coooodin….pursin cud gibs yu a leddur fankin yu foar yor grate ideers an yor dedimacayshun tu teh aminols, wut yu cud yoos assa refrinse foar udder jawbs. Nebbur hurts tu asking.
Teh stoopyvizor nawat gunna chanje. *sigh* Her started awf lyking me fur caring bowt teh critters and making sure fings get dun ryte, nao duzzint lyk me coz ai take tu long wif teh critters an ai duz maek a few lil mistaeks sumtiems.
Aifinkso ai’ll be abul tu get gud refrinses frum teh uvver peeps, tho.
Ai watching fur jobs, an ai hazza hoping teh groop starting a low-cost spay-tutor clinic gets it going soon and needs a full-time kennel attendant whu can also du resepshun an fings.
Risks, ai iz taking tehm, but ai hazza faith that if ai gibing mai lyf tu luving an lukking aftur Bast’s kittins, her will halp me land awn feets if ai fawl!
yup iz gud biew awn lief PK!
remeberz teh kittehz tankyu and teh stoopie hoomans can go tu bisit teh Basement Cat
Prysma-kitteh yu haz such a beeg hart adn doin such an importint job takin care of adn luvvin teh kittehs! Ai keeps my fingas crawsed furr yu to sune find a noo job wear yu is preshiated moar adn teh peepz iz nawt so meen to yu.
{{{{{{{{{p-k}}}}}}}
pleez to snorgle sum kittehs furr me!
Dis kitteh luks a lawt lyke mai liddle Ruby. Shiis jus a liddle less floofy. An shii has wun green an wun bloo eye.
Plz tu be gibin her snorguls fur me!!!! An teh uvvers, tu, uv corse!!!
Will do! An teh same tu your menagerie! Gots tu goe wurk naow, pleh. Kthxbye!
runsrunsruns affer AfriCat
*Shmoo*
hazza fun at wurkz!
skampers awf gigglolin
ill go in ur hous makin u grow. kk?
**pokes hed in**
Ohai, frenz!
Wii gotted Teh Beeg Moov dun, butt now I”m werkin awn cleenin/straitenin my old room. I’m swettin lyk crazee an wored owt. I will sleep gud tonite!
Ai hopz ewe hes teh bestest dreamz!
congrrratez awn Teh Beeg Moov!
♫♫♫Aynt noe pantzleg hi enuf♫♫♫
♫♫♫ aynt noe ridaz lo enuf! ♫♫♫
♫♫aynt now belbottums wyde enuf♫♫
♫♫♫♫ tu kepe me frum climen yu! ♫♫♫♫
Noe wend, noe rane,
noe wentur’s Koled,
Can stawp meh behbeh,
Ifn yer mai LOL
Ohai zoeandmir adn sunnyhuckle!
ai bii sendun yu teh fluffee paw awf cheezfrensheep. it bii frum ‘azevedan’ bawt datz mii.
Kthxbai
Fank u, ai eksepted!
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Ai assepted, tew! Fankee, catena. Ai can haz frenz!
*doez happy-tael dans*
Tryde tew anser urlier, but pyooter keepz freezin!
Sumfin stoopee is keepin mii frum ceein bideos hear an awn udder sites. Ais clikeed an chekt an unchekt fings wut teh Halp! toled mii tu, an ai nawt noes wut els tu du. Ennee pyootur-litrit peeps can halpin mii? Dis nawt teh gud week(munf/yeer/lief) foar mii, an ai needs sum funnee bideos.
I has same prollem.
Sorries.
ohai nicewitch, ai frayed ai can’t halp yu wiv pyooter problims, butt ai sendz yu hugz to halp chear yu up a liddlol!
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aww, ai iz tew sawree, ai wish ai cud hep but ai iz ‘puter dummie aifinkso. Ai gibs u lo-tek hugs hopin it wil hep {{{{{{nicewitch}}}}}}
iz bein regular utoob bideos?
okai ai luked at teh help adn maibeh yu cans fix it
youtube instructions for uninstalling flash player You need t uninstall the flash playing and then reinstall it. hopefully that will help you guys
KLWU – yu ar bees mai heerow!! Tank yew, tank yew elebentee bilyuns!! Ai kin sees teh bideos agin naow *dansdansdansdans*
An tank yew DR, MM an BF473 foar dos nies hugs – schmoos tu awl ob yu. Ai ar habbin tu mush RL dese daes, aifinkso.
ai so happeh it wurked
I can has liddle trick wif teh puters… ai neber gibs up, ai bees relentless, ai dies tryin 
wurk fur meh so fars
Ai yooshlee jus smak teh moneetoar a fyu tiems – nawt beri efektib, butt (*!*) releevs sum ob teh frustraytins. Tank yew agin foar yor helps!
yur bery welcomz.. yu iz lawt liek mai daddycat… hims grumblez tu hims self till hims can cawl meh
Atenshun. Dis kitteh cause very dangerus danger. Splort gear at the ready!
Ai woz finking teh same fing
*grabs CHRG adn pulls it on titely tehn puts on glogglol furr ekstra protektifikashuns*
taht woz a neer fing!
heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Upfi an Lolcatdustin an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd tasty fresh sallads (for owr kyoot liddle callypidder), nommy froot salads, tasty fudjy caek, lemmin poppyseed cakes wif choklit glaze, iskreem, sparkly party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, fuzzy boblolhed callypiddder akshun figyurs, kandeez, an colur-it-yorself flutterbye stikkers wif elebenty-five byootiful colured crayns wif bilded-in sharperner!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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happeh happeh burfday Upfi an Lolcatdustin
Ai gibs yu teh gif uv luv an BIG hugglez!!
an naow ai play wif boblolhed! Thx burfday fairy!
Hapi hapi hapi burfdai!
Happee brifday to awl the brifday peepz.
Callypidder akshun figyurs! Hao kyoot iz dat!!!!
Happi burfday, Upfi, wun ov mai furse frenz. Haf a moas happi-tayl dai!
An happitayl burfday tew yu, tew, Lolcatdustin, althoe ai doo nawt noe yu. ♫♥♫♥♫
Happee happee birfdaes, Upfi an Lolcatdustin! Hoep dis dae is wunnerful foar yu!
Mmmmmm – ai’ll has sum froot sallid, pls (foar lawts ob bytimins) wif sum iskreem (tu soov mai soar froat, cos ai has a pleh cowld).
*sits haplee cullerin flutterby stikkurs*
*Upfi noms salad* chomp chomp chomp
*Upfi noms fruit salad* slobber slobber slobber
*Upfi noms cake* munch munch munch …. guuuuud!
*Upfi drinks party punch* glug glug glug
*Upfi puts party hat on, bounces balls, plays wif action figure, happily going “Squeeeeeeeeee!” all the time*
Thanks, mai dear fwenz! It’s awsum to habs a burfday on ICHC.
ai hazza layte, az alwais
Iz teh caterpillor’s birfdai!!!! HAPPYHAPPYBIRFDAI UPFI!!!
an happybirfdai to Lolcatdustin az well!!
*taykes froot salad, fudgy cayk, a catterpidder akshun figyur an sum stikkers, goes to jorner to sit an eet an plai wif teh akshur figyur an kolor teh stikkers*
Can anyone think of a name, attention-getting but something that’ll be taken seriously, for a feline behaviour consultant or two? (I know a tech who has been contemplating something similar…
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hmm… Ai will trow yu a few tings taht mite gibs yu ideas so sum mite nawt be gud…iz moor fur insperation. Ai fiens a thesaurus helps fur dese tings.
Feline Fine
Behaviour Consulting
Kitty Cat Conduct
Kattiquette (as in Etiquette)
Cat Charm
Kitty Cordiality
Plesant puss (ok dat wun iz jus funneh)
Catitude (wud beh kool butts(!) can yu uze it?)
Kustom Kitteh
Kitty Karacture?
Get A Better Cattitude
oops…yu haz teh cattitude!
ya butts(!) liek ai said mai lizt wuz fur tu inspire an yurs hads moor inspirateuns
Wits’ End Consulting – answering the eternal question ‘Why do they do that??’
Cat behaviourist?
Oxymoron?
Nawt reelee, cats do behabe – juss nawt hoaw u eggspekt dem 2!
Beeg Gye amz no canz
reesistz t3h urjj 2 pikkz up
dis bebbeh Kitteh
Bebbeh Kitten coodz
leepz wiff a kwikkness b4
Beeg Gye reechez daown
Bebbeh Kitteh shoodz
prakktiss clymeeng t3h Curtinnz
nawt sekkund, okay?
Jack.
too hi and too low
jus look down for to gibbin
bebbeh da giblets
2 da cat thatz a big climb, 2 ppol its not
practis 。.:*・’・practis 。.:*・’・
Sumdae I mek dat clime…
Dat’s da dae yoo be wayrin shorts!!!
B! B! onceajinx!!
HAI!!! Hao ar yoo!! Ai wuz just thinking ov yoo! Ai went bak to teh “Teh oranj wuns ar poyson? kitteh yesterday – an there yoo were. An ai wuz thinking hao nice it wud be to see yoo again!!