
yeah I’m totally crazy happy to meet your new boyfriend. can’t you tell?
kitteh awlwayz tryin 2 brake u 2 up.
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yeah I’m totally crazy happy to meet your new boyfriend. can’t you tell?
kitteh awlwayz tryin 2 brake u 2 up.
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: ihasascuffy via Our LOL Builder
Itz rittin awl ober mah faec.
ooh NS yew gawt a solo nawt sekkund!
Woot! On Caturday Eve, at dat!
*happitayl dans dans dans*
In memree uv Ly…
*awlmoast nekkid dansdansdans*
*NS shaeks hur thang*
W00t w00t! Ai wuz gunna sai Konga rats, NS, butt (!) dey donut fink dey can cormpeets wif yew!
Dey duzzint hasta compeet — dey kin join in!
Ohkai, between Caturday Eve, Cake inna brake room, an NS’s awlmoast nekkid dansdansdans…. Ai feels Ai must!
*pullsofclosesandstreekswifablindinlitenes*
—- Wow.
— Wow.
This is like in the lowest 1% of funniness.
Great job.
^Sarcastic/Tim And Eric
Well, there are, like, hundreds of photos waiting for you to write funnier captions.
Aw, Ize noe yur tryinz tew sownd meen, but, but, taht’s wun reely kyoot polar bare linkeed tew yur syte. Hoo ar yoo reely? I tinks yoo mite be nice, afterall, tew hab a baer liek dat! Didz yoo hab a bad day? I reely lieks baers, espeshully teh teddy kind! But, but, sumtiemz ai haz a bad day. tew, an den mai teddy helpz a lot!
ennybubby wanna help meh? Ai tink dat Tim & Eric needs big hugz, Thay ar obfiously haffink a bad day! Dey doan unnerstan dat wii haz a oferfloe uv lubs & niceness!
{{{Tim & Eric}}}
Hopez yoo finds yur sense of hoomor soon! Peace!
Ai gibs hugz..iz gud tu gibs hugz
Fankee, Kerri. Ahm finkin dey needs LOTS ov hugs! Muss be haffin a reely bad day!
{{{Sunnyhuckle, Kerri, Kerri’s family}}}
{{{anyone else who wantz hugz}}}
{{{{{sunnyhuckle}}}}} Yu can has bootiful hart.
Theres cake in da breakroom!
dis iz mah happycat fais
*******CAEK INNA BRAKERUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!********
yeller caek wiff choklit frawstin
yummy karet caet da burfday fairy brung
ani udder tpyes uv caeks u lykes wee haz dem11!
kthxbai
*Shows him da pointy ends… juss fur starters.*
Dis wil NAWT end well!
NAWT!
Adn whaarre dids yu find dis wun?
da innertubes.
Oh noes!
RUNAWAYWUFAKWIKNESS!!!
Trust da kittehs instincts!
Lucykat lyked me.
Duz dat mayk me speshul?
Yep. Yu iz special.
Can I yooze Mz Rownd-Eie Fibromyalja kitteh as referins ifn teh ‘dopshun peeplols want wun?
YEP! Yuz mii tu iffin yu need. Haz yu checked da Jessamine Co. shelter? It’s called SAVE now.
I finkso I cud even yooze Josie’s v-e-t az a referins, too!
Sinse eberywun has herd dat I’m luukin foar a kitteh, I has herd abowt SO menny! I finkso I’m gonna wate a cuppla weeks an get settlold in befoar I go luukin foar a kitteh.
Ifinkso iz gud idear. Moovin wif kittehs, nawt fun!
*Sends red powerful gud moobin vibes sew dat da moob goes berry smoovlee an wif a kwikness*
Fankees, BDM!
Wii moov teh beeg stuff 2morro.
Ai r teh sowree dat ai no kan halp wif da moobin, butt (!) dere beh noes wai ai cud beh in KY fur caturdai and bax tew start da skewl in MN on Mundane.
Ohai 3km how is Ur dadcat?
Ownli 3 small nose bleeds tudai. YAY! No ER visits. Howebber news nawt so gud fur sisters fiancee.
thank yu 2k fur da concern. {{{2k}}}
whut is wrong with sister’s fiancee
{{{3km}}}
ai wunder if dis wurks
click heer tu reed teh uder lol post
oh noez!! i am sorry to heer taht
i hopeso yor sisters fiancee kan getting gud treetmints an evreefing turn owt ok. glad yor daddeh iz doing better. *sends heeling beemz an prayrs*
(gud job, kerri-luv-wif-u, wif teh link! i wuz wundering, iz “kerri-luv” a akseptablol nikknaem?)
oh, kerri-luv-wif-yoo, i haz just reeded farver down teh thred over tehr an seed teh sad sad nooz abowt yor hubby’s sister. {{{{{{{klwu an hubby}}}}}}} dis iz teh gud playse to come wen yoo haz a stressed or sad, even tho we haz teh fun an big laffs heer iz also kindest, warmest, supportibest peeples heer hoo will lissen an empathize.
neao ai has a stressed… Ai jus gotted bery unplezant phon call an wuz told ai hads uncarin attitude wen talking bout hubbehs sister. Ai nawt kneow wut tu say oar nawt say so ai amz caut in teh middel an ai nawt liek taht at awl.
What? How kan sumwun say dat? Gib mii there name, and address an I will go an “tawlk” tu dem fur yu.
ai cans understand hims bein upset an eben bein mad at teh brudderz butt ai nawt has enyfing tu du wif it.
sew neao aim upset an maiself fur nawt kneowin wut tu sai an hims fur bein rude tu meh wens he nawt eber mets meh an hubby fur puttins meh in dis pozition. Ai has teh leeky eyez cuz ai cants do anyfing iz nawt mai plaes. Ai lieked teh SIL cuz ai lubs eberybunneh (kinda liek hur did) an ai kneow hur wuz persun liek meh wif lawts ub luv fur anywun we meets… butt teh brudders nawt kneow how tu deals wif hur cauz hur hads sum issuz. Dis iz whar ai iz stuk in teh middel liek ai wuz wen she wud kall oar cum ober. Ai guess ai shud habs said sumfin
Oh, Kerri
LOLspeek/off
First of all don’t be hard on yourself at all. Everyone is upset and probably angry. I think you got caught up in the middle of his anger at her death. I am sure you did nothing wrong. I’m sure your husband is still in shock, which really renders people helpless. I would not take what this person said personally, which is hard to do. What he did is not fair to you, but, I’m guessing he’s feeling the same way about her death. DO NOT beat yourself up. Allow an appropriate amout of time, and if he is still rude an makeing remarks, call him out on it. Just remember, you did nothing wrong and you have nothing to feel bad about. Just take care of yourself and your husband. And always remember, we are all here for you. {{{{{Keri}}}}}}
Thankyu LM, wii kan use awl da heeling beems and prayers wii kan haz. Haz been a terrible week an I soooo happi tudai bii Friedeggdai. Atleast I nawt haz tu deal wif da store fur 2 dais. YAY!
Lump on lung or lympnode, Dr. nawt shure. Dr. is alwmost shure is cancer. Just tawlked to hyme tho an iz in gud spirits. Said “Ain’t nobody puttin nails in my coffen yet”
Da kitteh an da new boyfriend r both plotting somefing.
no like, haz no noms, haz no toyzzzz, he no gud fur u, sides taeks way ur timez wif meee, pfffftttt
Oh, an him smellz lyk GOGGIE!
Pleh.
No mens wif goggie breff!
I’m nawt going to share you! Now send him away so I can ignore you both.
An juss leab my treets by da door.
Yu kan nawt worship mii iffin yu tawlkin tu da loser, soo, lose hyme.
Yep, lose da loser! Hay WAIT! Why you lockin me up…*door shuts*
Mummergrummer Pfft HAAAAAH!!!@$#%&!!!
awf taupik fur aminuet: iffin yew wanna gud laff reegardin sumfin udder dan kittehs tri dis
h t t p://emailsfromcrazypeople.com
ai got et frum da failpeeps gnu blog. heelarius
godda goe hoam nao – schmooes tu awl
sea yu et da cheezstock!
those are hilarious!! I now realize, I am sane, no matter what otters say!
ai lub otters
Mii tu! Specially da babbeh wuns. Oh sooo kyoot!
Oooops, awlmost splorted finkin bout em.
Wut haz deh otterz ben saying bowt u?? 8)
Ohai Cween! Ai fink teh otters ar still upset bekaws GP tied teh bebbehs tu fyrewurks, rokkits an such!!!
Oh Hai, AC!!
how iz u adn awl ur kittehz??
Wii ar berry well fanks! Hopes yur happii too! Ai am surrownded bai sleepin bodies as ai type dis. Its berry restfull tu watch kittehs sleepin. Hao lawng ar yu an hubby still stayin een Oreegawn?
wii b totally reddy fur summer tu b over!! Wii likez ower camphosting job, but after a while, u git tired uv telling peepz deh same fing. “leash ur dogz” “only 2 tentz oar wun RV and wun tent on eech site” “turn off deh radioz after 10pm” “I noez he b a frenlee dog, but he haz tu b on a leesh.” “No, u kant just turn ur radio down, it has tu b off” “Yes, dat iz just a liddlol tent, but it iz a tent, wun uv doez three tentz haz tu kum down or u haz tu renting annuzzer site.” “No, u kant putting tentz in frunt uv deh cabin u b renting. if u wantz tentz, tu, u must tu renting a tent site.” “Iz dis ur dog i capturifyed wandering rownd over dhere? u needz tu putting him on a leesh.” …….
Wii will leeving arownd Sept 15th adn go tu Boise, Idaho, adn den sowf and eest — slowly hedding tu Oklahoma City.
Woo! Yu mus hav teh beeg patience!
Well, wii duz grumblol tu ee chudderz bowt sum uv deh stoopee peepz….. but not wen dey kin heering it. Wii tryz tu b frendlee tu awl deh kamperz…. eben deh wunz dat driving us krazee.
Sorrie fer laffin, butt , is ufny da way you say it!
Snerf! “lol”
G’nite, pj.
Kitty is just trying to warn all of us about Balding Hitler
LET ME O U T!!!!
*Shreds t paper*
*Knox stuff off da sink*
*Cirlcles 3 times…Zzzzzzz*
Loyl Strypee Kitteh
habz deesydedz dat himz
duz nawtz lyke Blynd Dayt!
Strypee Kitteh wuz
heer lawwwwwwng befoar dis Noo Gye
hoo wawntz Prittee Wun!!!
Strypee Kitteh mayz
jusst skratch dis Noo Gye’z hand so
himz will getz a cloo!
Jack.
YAY! Kitteh no lykes tu share Prittee Wun!
An der wuz much reejoysing.
Yay.
Haz ben fyve minnutz and him haz no givin pettins. Dis is unakseptabul.
Frenz, I hassa tyred an am fadin faszt, so I finkso I’m gonna go to bed.
Teh BEEG MOOV beginz erlee inna moarnin! Wish uz luk, an moar importantlee, NO RAYNE!
I will try to czech in sumtiem 2morro nite.
Gud nite/day/wutebber, my deer wuns.
dun braek a leg!!!
NO RAYNE! NO RAYNE! NO RAYNE!
bye rhsb!
iz eet jus mii, oar du dese tu luk aliyk?
Cept da kitteh iz much more handsome.
The expressionless kind of crazy. It’s very obvious, really.
Yep! Ifinkso dat man iz crazy, hii must go!
Ohai 3km! Hao’s u? Ai’z wurking. Pleh! Hope ur habbing a grate weekweekweekendz!
*waivez floofy paw at deh FluffyB*
I just finished werk a kuppla owerz ago.
OHai!!
I sry u b at werkz…
And now I will going tu bed.
Schmooooooz!
Ohai cween! Iz okai, ai’m onlee wurking fur 5 hrs, den ai’s going hoam agin, so iz nawt tu bad.
Nitey nite adn sweet dreams! Schmoos!
I iss boreded of zis mahn woo zeem 2 hah teknh woo hart… iz hart iss as bwlak as de dirtttz doggie doo.
Bigredkitty FTW. For those that get it, laughing hilariously.
I THOUGHT that’s who it was!
Seriouscat makes a return!
YES! I thought that was BRK, and his cat. hehe
*chuckle*
ROFL….LOL….da kittehs expression = priceless
So, when yer done with Waldo here, I don’t suppose you could find the time to feed me or anything…
That guy totally looks like Bob Odinkirk
ALL HAIL BIG RED KITTY!!! /salute