
One garden down…
i prefur mah fud frum teh store.
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One garden down…
i prefur mah fud frum teh store.
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: tanker via Our LOL Builder
Nom nom nom
*hop skip bunnyhops*
hurray for u!
Ginantonic an sordid salted nuts as a friedegg evening snack?!?
Dat sownds liek a gud eye deer! Thx!
*sets out Bombay saffyre and Plymouth gin, indjun tonic water – regular and slimline, ice cubes and sliced limes, and dishes with sordid salted nutts an otter salty snaks*
*makes a purrfekt GT for Anni*
I chose Plymouth gin an regular tonic – this being cheesland an awl…
heer u go!
Skål!
Oooh, your bartender skills – they impress me. I can has one, too? And a fried egg sammich with thin slices of red onion with ketchup on rye, please.
Dat sowndz a berry innerestin combynayshun!
sorry – gott distraktifyed by a purring kitteh jumping into my lap…
*maeks wun purrrfekt GT with bombay saffyre, 4 icecubes an a slice of lime an regular tonnic*
Heer u go – and heers ur sammich!
It does sound liek an interesting kombo – will try it myself!
Ai liek canned cored beef wiv red unyun, `mato an mayo. *Droolz at teh memry!*
cornered beef?!? hao du u maek that?!?
Corned beef! Ai doan’t maek it – it cums in cans! It is a slitelee salted beef – wun uv teh erliest fings 2 be canned. Teh armee cawld it “Bully beef” Brits maek salt beef – wiv spiesis an salt. Dat iz cawled corned beef in `Merica.
Rueben Samichies. Toasted ryebread, cormed beef,sourkrault, l000 island dressing. Pickols on da side.
Oh nose! I fergot da swiss cheese!
WANT! Wiv a pitcher of Pilsener Urquell beer, please.
Yum!!!!
hei! derez mista magregah!
Ohno! Donut thro me in teh bryr patch, Mr McGregor!
Ohai Ambercat! Did yoo see – yesterday, ai think! Awl KINDS ov “awld” peeple were heer. Ai now sum ov them had bin popping in frum taim to taim – but they were awl on wun thred. . . .LuvBJones, halfbeast, bubbascranky. . . .Patrick, but he’s bin bak, sorta – but there were moar, too! Ai cud hardlee belieeve mai aiez!
An ai still hav mai companee, so ai can awnlee pop in an aut frum taim to taim!
*snerk* Old… *snerk*
???? BOPS Maus awn teh noze!
Oh mai!! Did ai doo that???
ai ment BOOP ov corse. 8)
Um… Aifink u aer comfuzzlin 2 diffrunt stoareez!
+But itz DuZ sound funnee, duzn’t it???
Wun nibblol atta tiem.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!one!!!!!
*deeeeeep breff*
!!!!!!!!!!!!!elebenty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*KA-SPLORT*
*thud*
*mutters weakleeee* Ai wunner if mah nawt sekkund splort uv teh day got cleened up. If nawt, mah braynes is split between two lols.
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up ns’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*returnz frum too lols daon de raod*
nightshayde shoold b gud nao. oh an ai lol’d at ‘wun nibblol atta tiem’
iz berry bunny, aifinks
*waivs paw at cheezpeeps* woch awt 4 eechudder! or dere be braynes ebberywear!
killing us softly wif hims cute.
blargh i aer ded…
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up MN’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
*still woozy*
thanks, annipuss; you’re the best!
yesh, yesh, him luks bery innocent, but dere will bii many splorts, aifinkso.
*tightens CHRG w/doi and finsk abowt lowdree pile in basemt*
ai cannut beeleev it wuz seben minitz befoar aneebunny splorted!
ai dremed hii nommed eh gud nom…
ai dremed hii kawsd teh SPLORT!
does you need a dreme CCC rescube?
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh Dreem CCC
*Dreemz dat Ai*
*sweep up catena’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
Gud 1, Anni!
elebenty moar to go – i luv suburbia!!!
wii nede eh warnun awn dis LOL, aifinkso
oops…tu layt!
an myolz to go befoar ai sleep. . . .
Rohbut Frost ref!
Fluffy bunneh orders da garden salad fer lumch
I WANNA HUG IT, SO FUZZY @.@
I honestly wouldn’t care if it ate my entire garden.
no buddy speckts ceiling bunneh [insert ebil laffter here]
*inserts evil laffter*
*finds it won’t fit*
*gets a mallet*
“Ifn it doan’t fit, maykit fit. Ifn it steel doan’t fit, yooz uh biggurer hammer. Ifn it brakez, it kneadid riplaysin ennywaiz.”
“Muahhahahahaha!”
Dyabololikal lafter!
jus may kind of DYI!!!
hai GP! Happee Caturday Eve.
ohai! Happee Caturdai Ebe tu yu tu!
EEEEEEZ IT HAPPY HOUR YET DANG IT??????
* lukks at glass ob red whyne *
* shrug * eet muss be fybe o’clock sumware!
ai am gonna haf a dubble of somefin wehn ai gets out of dis Pleh werkity place. I will hoist a mug in ur direction GP!
It’s bin Happi Owr fur teh larst 4 owrs an 42 minnits heer!
Yay! It’s happy owr!
*Passes out reuben samichies an beer to ebreyone*
Take a pickol an some extra dippin saws!
Would you like a “ranch” with that salad?!?
Sorry…
no but Iz will take feeld greens
pleze nawt tu bii feelun mai grenes!
Kthxbai
They’re green?!?!
en certun lite…
U shud see Dr. Tinycat for taht, mebbe.
I haz a garden for u to visit bunny!
Aww!
a babeh bunneh………
pinkee nose kwiverinz………
pinkee toewsis diggenz….
pinkee sowft, floofee earz flikernz……..
oh noes…….
SPLORT!!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up wb’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
fankee anni,
mai purrtektib googles wer nawt set tu sheeld bunneh kewtniss
dey iz now awn fuul spektrum pretectibniss
I can tell wiff a 98% certanty, dat dis iz a direct decendant ov da REAL Easter Bunny.
Bunway airways is taking a refueling brake
watch owt for teh eggsawst trayl…
If u plant it, he will nom.
Fields of Dream FTW. Dat iz dah mostest sweetest bunny!
It’s the guardian of the cave of Kyre Banorg! That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
that sweet bunneh?!?
I donu believe u – it’s not possiblol!
*goes into cave….*
Nenne! Can you hear me…me…meeee?
laoud an kleer Q!
I’ll be rite back – just gonna pet the bunneh…
hmm – somwun shud taek him to the V E T to get his fangs cut…
FANGS!!!
Oh the huge mannatee!
*runs back out*
♫♫♫
Nenne, can you hear me?
Can you feel me near you?
Oooh, Nenne, Nenne, Nenne, Nenne…
♫♫♫
I give up – I’m hopeless at lyrics…
Sea meh, feal meh, tuch meh, heel meh
Oooooooh. Tommy FTW! ai noes taht Rock Opera by heart. (had a thing for Roger Daultry as a teen girl) oooh the blond curly hair. *sigh*
Ah – that would explayn why I donut know it… ooh – dots!
it was a wicked movie. late 70s I think. Ann Margaret, Tina Turner, Oliver Reed, Elton John, Eric Clapton, all the Who members were all in it. It is wild and it has a direct ref to ooh dots!
Tina Turner played the “Acid Queen” oh drat, ear worm now……
♫♫♫
Ebber sints I wuzza yung boi,
I’d reed da sillee LOL.
I’d “HoHo” n I laff at ‘em,
I musta red ‘em awl.
But I’z ayn’t red nuffin liek ‘em,
Da bestist uvvem awl.
Da LOLcatz awn ICHC
Shure mayke me ROFL!
♫♫♫
WIN!!!!
@@@@@
@@@@@@@@!!!!!!!!! superb-a-maus Aahz!
Toad Alley WUNDERBAR!!!
Run away!! Run away!!
hiiz got shawp, pointee teef!
Wut? Behind teh rabbit?
It IS the rabbit.
You twit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
Look, that rabbit’s got a vicious streak a mile wide, it’s a killer!
What’s he do? Nibble your bum?
He’s got huge, sharp — he can leap about — look at the bones!
*wishes she had watched the Holy Grail more recently*
*can’t remember…..is is “right! rabbit stew coming up!”?*
*wishes she had watched Fatal Attraction more recently*
*somthing about “nawt going to b ingnored”?*
Oh, go change your armour.
fur teh rekurd he’z nawt a rodint, he’z a lagomagorf or… um a lagymuffin or sumpfin.
*williboi bees thinkin*
“ai wantz da bunneh! ai wants dat kewt bunneh! wanna purty sawft babeh bunneh nowz! hymns floofy whytnis – WANTZ, WANTZ, WANTZ…”
*williboi haz a sad
noes kant haz a bunneh
*removes hat*
*pulls out bunneh*
*gives tew Willy*
fanks
ai spose da ebilbengalboi kant kil a verchool bunneh.
wut ells yu got unner dat hat aiwunners?
Aardvaarkzes
Bouncin babeh bunnehs
Creamsikle kittehs
D…
doggies
Elolphants
Flying skwirrls
G…
Dromedaries
Elolofants – the littlol pink wuns…
Flutterbies
G…
Gushifuds furr teh kittehs
Huuuge manatees
Ickle wickle glo werms
Jumpin jak bunnehs
K…
Kewt babehs uv awl tieps animlols
Lines n tiggerz n bares
Mausies
N….
nice liddol beetle bugs
orinj kitteh babehs
purple people eater
rhino-sauce-er-ouses
s..
silly Cheezfrends
tons of babeh bunnehs (ew no how they are)
vishus relatives of LCB and Mick
wunerful wacky lolruses
xtra large crickets
YNGs!
zebra babehs in blue and pink stripes
smazin hur highniss duzznt haz an
hedake wiff awl does critturs indere!
wheeeee..ai haz a bunneh111!!!
Her Hiness PM iz teh so very talented and strong necked!
eeeeew dose zebra babbehs are soooooooooo kyoot
*piks up pinknbloo babbeh zebera to snorggle*
wheew! made eet thru Caturday Eve. ai am off to my nearest pub and takin an assortment of pinknblu babeh zebras and extra large crickets for the snorgelment and amusement of other patrons. Happy Week week weekend eberybody! lub to awl the Cheezpeeps
dems pinknbloo zeebruhs en xtree larg crikits mite maek dems fink deys haz mush tew mush tew drinks
happi caturdai n sundae palsinsc!
Yoo can borrow my bunbun. Her naym is Pepper an she izza blak an wite loppy-eerd bun. She sleeps unner my bed, an luvs to choo on fonebuks.
ooh, her sownds liek a very yooseful bunbun!! not haz to bovver puttin teh old fonbuks in teh recyclol bin, just gib tehm to pepper! her recyclols tehm for yoo!
*Gaspy* It wuz U who’d ben eatin’ my brussl sprouts!
… U so luky u so kyoot.
Bruskull sprouts is teh pleh! The bunny can has all he wants!
Oh yesh, yesh plsthx mr bunneh, eats teh pleh brussle spraots! kthxpleh
ai think yoo ar purrrhaps just nawt cooking tehm rite!!
There IZ a way – an it izznt boyling!
Boylin teh brustle sprowts is fyn, juss nawt fur free dais!
Iffn dere iz still sum green, dey aern’t kukked!
heerz burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to ehannon an Sunnybunny an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bring tasty fudjy caek, spicy choowy carrit caek wif creemcheez frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle teh HAPPEE BURFDAY song wen tehy yoyo, floofy boblolhed bebbeh bunbun dollz (all proseeds blahblahblah giness piggeh blahblah bebbeh aminlols blahblahblah), kandees, an fuzzy bunneh stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
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Carrot caek – omnomnomnomnom… Tusen takk!!!
*takes fuzzy bunnehs stickers and stick on anywun passig by*
Carrit caek wif creemcheez frosting! Oh nomnomnom! Fankees burfday fairy!
Burfday fairy yu is teh bestest
happee burday ehannan an sunnnybunny
*noms sum carrit caek adn plays wif a wisslin yoyo*
hmmm iz nawt mai burfday butt ai lubs to joyne in teh burfday sillibrations
I can haz carrit caek wiff brusslsprout frostiing?
very cute bunneh, you lot iz all batshit crazy, keep up de good work makes me laruhgfff mi head off
Ai resemblol taht remark!
batshit crazy, ai luvz it!
Umm..fanx, I finx!
i gots it from a crazy person fink it iz a zommerset fing,
ai seems to member a rhyme to the tune of a Christmas song featuring Batman and Robin and someweres in it sad something about little balls of crazy batshit……ai donut know, ai too old to member now
Tu kyoot babbeh bunneh
Can somebody give dis little guy some dental floss?
Dat gonna b embarrassing, food stuck in ur teef like dat…
Have you ever followed the Eat To Live diet? It works very well, but some days you end up feeling like this little guy.
Awww!!!! That bunny is so cute!!!
And is perfectly white!!!!! So cute!!!! :3
O noes! A bunbun! I just gotted heer and….
SPLORT
Blarg. I r ded.
Kafleen!!!
Yoo hav bin lying heer awl splorted fur too DAIZE!!!! WAI, OH WAi wud yoo splort so layte awn a thred laik this!!
*cheks Dawnkee pulse*
*putz mirror undr noze to see iv Dawnkee iz breeting!
Whew!! Yoo reelee gave me a skeer!!
OK – heer goes.
*sweep, sweep, sweeep teh braniz into teh bukkit*
(ai’m akshoollee uzing DMarie’s yello pale – ai dont thing she will miss it!)
*CAREFuLLEE pour teh braynes bak in teh Dawnkee hed*
♫Pattee pattee pat. ♪ Pattee patteee pattee pat! ♫
♪Tuckee tuckee tuck!! ♫ Tuckitee tuk tuk tuk tuk tuk. ♪
THERE!! Awl bak in! Goes bedder wif a bit ov singing, dont yoo think??
*SNAPS an extree large CHRG(wdoi) awn teh littlol cyoot donkey hed*
Yoo ar looking bedder awlreddee.
Heer – ai will rap yoo up in this sawft blooo cheezpeeplmap blankee – an heer iz sum reelee taystee hawt chocolate.
Ai WUZ hopeing to see yoo – but NAWT laik this! PLEEZ bee moar caerful, OK??
{{{{{{{Dawnkee}}}}}}}}
♫ ♥ ♪ ♥ ♫ ♥ ♪ ♥
Oh, mai Lawd. Bunn Bunns is mai faborite fuzzie in teh hole, hole wurld, an dis widdo bunn bunn is teh vewee cutest and sweetest….I cants hardlee STAN it!!! I dants qwiklee an crazillee teh bunnee hop for birdaah befor mah head paplodes!!!
heerz burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to ehannon an Sunnybunny an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bring tasty fudjy caek, spicy choowy carrit caek wif creemcheez frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif yoyos taht wissle teh HAPPEE BURFDAY song wen tehy yoyo, floofy boblolhed bebbeh bunbun dollz (all proseeds blahblahblah giness piggeh blahblah bebbeh aminlols blahblahblah), kandees, an fuzzy bunneh stikkers wif googly eyes!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!!
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1 garden down, 47329175987598127598127598127598216598213759821740 to go.
Y is there a bunny in the lolcats section!?! In fact, it shouldn’t be anywhere in the i can has cheezburger series of websites!
since when is a bunny a cat???
they dont have one for any other animal, so they put it on the most popular one.
They have lolrus’ here too.
aww that bunny is so cute
lol it wud be fatter afta eatin a whole garden?!!!!