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*Yawn* Gud morning/afternoon/ebening peepz! I see anni iz in hur uzual tawp spawt!! It b gud tu wake up adn see deh whirrld iz still in itz proper order.
Conga ratz tu awl deh 4 uv u! Anni, jk2k, NS adn LCB!!
kum on ratz, git owt dere and dans ur liddlol footsez off!!
cong-ga, cong-ga, cong-ga!!!
cong-ga, cong-ga, cong-ga!!!
cong-ga, cong-ga, cong-ga!!!
Thx mai cween!
ai iz glad tew dans, iz daibefoar Caturdai!!
enny dai iz a gud dai tu dansing!!!
Dans on, jk2k!! Dans on!!
Congrats, Anni! Yoo is at teh tawp of teh heep!
Thx!
Ai can offers ebrybuddy nummie noms to celolebrate teh upcoming Caturdai? Wii has nachos wif whack-a-mole, and cheez curds, an barbekewed shrimps on stix, plus adult beberages!
Didz yu say shwimps? Nomnomnom!
Beautiful pictures of cats and dogs on your profile, mezzomom. I especially love the cat posing as a newel post finial.
*runs and looks* Oh yesh! A kalliko, a tuksee, a swimmin kitteh, a tabbeh, a goggie . . . Wayt, a SWIMMIN kitteh!!! Is that yor swimmin kitteh, mezzomom?
BC iz nawt ammuzzed.
Ai is nawt going to belleh snorgle dis kitteh, no waiz!
Nope nope nope. No waiz! No how!
Teh smushed-in-face kittehs kinda freek meh owt.
Espeshully iffin dey haz dat luuk in deir iis!
hee luks likee heem leggies ar two short … ??? …. *scratches hed in confooshun*
Who put that bee in ur bonnet, kitteh?
Iffn dere iz a bee in teh bonnit, noe wunder teh kitteh haz an angree!
Ai wud haz an angree if sumwun putted a bee in mah bonnit. *shudder*
mai hooman brudder once picked up a Mountin Dew and himz didn’t know dat a bee wuz in it. he took a drink and the mean bee, eet stungified him in his mouf! owee, owee, owee.
Wen ai wuz a liefgard, we had to haz sumwun airlifted to teh horse-spittal fur teh saem kind uv fing. Teh bee stingified teh insied uv teh laydee’s throat & she wuz a bit allerjik (wich made teh swelling eben werse).
*shudders again*
*czechz NSz bonnit fur Bz.*
Nope, no Bz in ur bonnet!! U b safe!
But… but… other things could be being in teh beeless bonnet other than beez!
Like whut? I’ll tells u like whut:
Angry aphids
Bee minuses
Creepy crawly critters
Daddy Long Legs with a short temper
Eartoupays
F…
Fleez
Gekkows
Haeree spydurz
I…
Ferocious ladybugs
Giant dust mites
Humongous hungry humbugs
Irritable inchworms
J…
Flee beatles (dey sing purty songs)
Grazhaupurs (grene wuns)
Harey skary SPIDURS
I…
Ickity lickin turantwolalalas
Just plain icky fings
Kick-butt beetols
L …
Longish inchwurms
Mooshy mealybugs
Narcotikuled pillbugs
O…
Ooodlez uv odiferus stinkee bugsez
Poofee CATapillurz
Quashee wormeez
R…
Silly millyum legged bugglies
Teeny Tiny gnats
Umbrelly bugs
verry teeny tiny mites
Wiggly squiigly worms
Xtra icky squisky beetols
Yeller belly spiderz
Zebra swipey beetols
Who put this bonnet on mine hed?
…and your little dog, too.
*snerk*
bwahahahahahahaha….
Yu cant stae awaek forevur.
An eye weel kno da sekkond ur ayes ar klosed ….
ai haz a mad at chu
Gezoontite!
and Gunny sacks tew ew tew Gremmie! ohai awl ew wunerful happytayl Cheezfrends! Happy Caturday Eve!! {{{{{{awl Cheezpeeps eberyware}}}}}
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Pour Kitteh! Iz nawt bwames hem… hur? Iz nawt bwames dem.
Wuld be justihfybul homeeside, aifinko. No juree wuld convikt kitteh!
Sum sez ther ar bawdees in teh basement! I finkso is troo . . .
Ohai cheezfrendz. Ai jus red teh sad sad saddest stawree evvur!!! Ai noes it iz jus a stawree, but dat stawree iz reel in sow menny menny plaisis. Mai iis r awl leeky adn mai hart iz awl borkt jus tu fink uf it, but iz gud tu heer teh stawree, coz den ai aprishiyate awl mai cheezfrendz wif ur luv fur teh furry wuns sow mutch moar!
h t t p : / / w w w.kittycat.co.za/Funpages/HowCouldYou.asp
Ur welkum tu reed it, jus b warnd dat it’s sad.
Izza goggeh stawree, but it cud eezilee b a kitteh oar enny uvvur animlol stawree.
That really hits home with anyone who has worked the
receiving end of animal rescue. Makes me more angry than sad.
Noe wun messes wit bazement cat!
O hai, guise, I can make a announcification?
Plz to remember not to forget that this coming Monday, August 31 is teh Cheezstock! concert to benefit those stricken with Stoopy Pleh Real Life Syndrome.
There will be musics, foods, mud, muddy foods, and all kines of grooviness! We has invited our FailBlog frenz to join us, too. Peeps whut sayed they wanted to preform will be contacted today (I hope) wif instructions, but basically if u wanna does a song, be sure to post it in a new comment instead of as a reply to a previous song. A link to a YouTube video of teh original song is always good, or at least put teh name of teh original song for teh musical-identification-challenged Cheezfrenz. We may spread teh fun over several lols, so if u join us late u can still preform.
Teh fun starts on teh 3nd lol of teh day — see shedyule below for teh time convertifier chart. Be there or be squared!
*6am Cheeztime (Hawaii)
*9am West Coast Merica tiem
*10am Mountain time
*11am Central
*NOON East Coast Merica tiem
*5pm TTI time
*6pm Rest of Yerp time
*7pm Riyadh
*2am Sydney (teh next day)
*4am Auckland (teh next day)
Ahem…
Yes, does u need a koff drop?
* narrows eyes *
AI had a nownsmint… AI wus gunna yoose fyrewerks adn bebbeh animlols adn layzurs adn lip creem adn OLUs…
Harumph.
* taeks coff drop adn frows eet at LCB *
OIC. First u get mad at me when I doesn’t does a nouncement, then u gets mad at me when I does. I has a IRL stoopy boss like that; I don’t need that from u, kthxhmph.
But u can still does ur fireworks and stuffs. I didn’t see u here and then I dubble-checked before posting mine and still no other mention of Cheezstock.
Better to has 2 announifications than none a-tall, rite?
hmm… well… teh bebbeh animlols is teh grumpeh abowt putting awn teh lip creem adn teh OLUs adn dey keeps gnawing dere ropes awf wen ai tyes dem tu teh fyrewerks adn yur nownsmints is teh bestest tu…
* hedbats LCBs IRL stoopy boss *
bebbeh aanimols tied to da fyrewerks? Iz you a cwazy piggeh???
umm… err… umm… whut ai mented wus… umm… err…
* holds up rokkit powered bebbeh otter *
* lukks arownd nerbussly *
Piggeh, has u checked on teh consert venue today? Wasn’t they gonna deliver teh Port-O-Flanniks today? And wans’t u sposed to supervise that?
* lukks up frum cullering bukk *
huh? whut? o, yesh ai lefted Mick in charge ob dose… ai towld heem tu lyne dem up neckst tu yur boodwahr windoe, k?
*hedbats piggeh*
Whut? U mean u ordered teh Hovering Port-O-Flanniks? I hope u didn’t put a food stand right underneath them.
Awww, LCB — u interruptified GP’s cullering tiem.
Poar littlol piggeh.
Ob corse nawt!!! dey is stakked awn tawp ob yur trayler… teh fud stands is awl ober bai mai trayler awn teh otter syde ob teh park.
O, taht remindyfies me… deed yu ordur teh shampers adn slawberrehs?
O, didn’t u get teh memo? We has to switch trailers. They gived u mines on mistake. Teh one wif teh j’accusey, bowling alley, entertainments system and full gourmay kitchen is mines. Teh one wif teh piece of bored for a door, leaky roof and rust everywhares is teh urs.
uh huh… is taht rite??? inneressing… well, as AI deed nawt get teh memo aifinkso ai wheel juss stai in MAI traylur fur nao… yu is teh welcum tu yoose eet tu, iffn yu wants but but but Fronk has awl mai costooms hanged up so yu wheel has tu keep yur OLUs sumware else… k?
Seeing as how they already maded teh switch while u was collering, I guess u doesn’t mind being in that stanky trailer.
but but but mai tasslols wheel get gunk awl ober dem!!!
pfft… mebbeh ai wheel go see iffn tessm has anee ruum in hur trayler…
Ohai der littlol piggeh! Iz yer name L… EL-SEE… nevermind, Im shore it muss be you. You haz won teh pimp-muh-trayler contest!!
*Luks at trayler*
Eeps, u certanly need it too. Leeky roof, rustified metals… is dat eben a door?! Anywayz, we’z gonna pimp dis traylor!
Yer new traylor iz gonna have an indoor pool wif ginormus waterslide, an inflatlolble bouncy castle, game room, five-star cuk to serbe any fud needs, and a one-year supply ob guiness beer!
* has a shokked *
OMCC!!! Ai has nebber bin pimped before!!! (witch is a gud fing, aifinkso)
wut aboot the flanniks onna da topz?? ar dey gonna be mooved so ders a place to pee??
An ifinkso dat wee needz da rebisit deez rocket powered babbeh otters. Didid der mommiez sign a conscent form?? I donut finkso dat eeneebuddy wnats mad mommy otters loose inna da partee
O, whut a lucky piggeh!
And u knoes… teh watterslide and bouncy castlol and swimmy pool would be just teh thing to entertains teh deff chillrens I read to and teh blind chillrens I take on sight-seeing tours. So u won’t mind if they all stay wif u, rite?
*Motions for YNGs to start offloading chillrens from teh ginormous motor coaches*
Dun wurry, EM; dey is teh orphling bebbeh otturs so dere is no mommehs tu wurry abowt
sydes, ai wud nebber bii teh crool tu dem – dey is mai bebbehs!!! ai donut no whut ai wud du wibowt dem! (prolly get sum sleep at nite!)
O, adn LCB ai wheel has tu sea signed consent forms fur awl dose orphlings frum dere parunts before ai lets dem in, k?
I donnut fink dat is such a gud idear for the chillren.
The chloreen in the wimmypool could damage the blind-chillrens’ ayes an the noiz fror da motor, that blows air into the castlol, could damage def-chillrens’ ears.
*hedbats piggeh*
Is u blind? Didn’t u hear me say that they is teh blind and/or teh deff, NOT teh orphlings?
And is u deff? Can’t u see all teh parents over there in teh parents waiting area, drinking up a years supply of Guinness?
Fyremenz?!?!?! WANT!!! *re-reedz commint” oh, sry, u sed “fyrewerkz” nebbermind.
Wif teh piggeh at teh firewerks controls, u can be certain that there will be firemans involved eventually.
butt we nawt wanna da babbeh aminols too bee needin da fryemenz…. sumwun hasta stopz dat cwazy piggeh!! Jest becuz hee likes ta bee shot inta da sky donut meen he kin doo it two udderz!!!
Butt – fyrewerks ar GRATE!!! Ai luvs teh Pyreferks!! Ar tehy going to be nao??? Oar at the consert??
I must go practiss mai number!!!
Adn git mai costume reddy!!!
I needz a phunquaiz!! oar tu!! oar free!!!!
*peez in flannik*
Aifink u mite need a dry flannik azwell…
* walks by brandishing needul an thred*
Woould u liek sum halp mi queen? Shall i call in a squad of YNGs? or call the flannik removers?
*poors small shot of brandy*
heer start by drinking this then we will go tew werk!
Au can halp!
Ai ar a so so sewer!
But reelee gud wif just ten needlol an thred.
Iz reddy! * bownses a littlol wif eksite mint*
Waydaminnit, ai gota finds maai leerick sheetz….dotz….adn mai beeds adn mai bell bawtums adn mai Janis sunglassis!
Haz sum moar shrimps – U needs to keep yur strengf up for rehursuls!
* extends tray to mezzomom, cweenmj and her phlonqias *
*runs throo, swipes sum shwimps, runsawayfast*
Ohai, LCB. I wuz thinkin of doin a sawng, but I hazzint decyded yet which wun so I kant tell yoo that yet. I wuz gunna wurk on it over teh week week weekend. Duz yoo has a list sumwher yoo culd sending me of teh sawngs alreddy spoken for? Yoo has mah emayl . . .
Yes I does, and yes I will.
Songs don’t has to be pre-approved or anything. But a few peeps put their hands up for teh same couple of songs so it’s halpful to check first like u is doing.
OTOH, it will be such a far-out, groovy and psychadelic eggsperience that I doubt most peeps won’t mind or even notice different versions of teh same songs.
Ai wuz thinking ov traiing to do a sawng az well – an wuz going to ask if there wuz a sawng liszt ov “alreddee spoken fur” sawngs. Tath wud be VERREE useful, ai think.
I has a busee in IRL, Iz ar mooving again, so will not be able to come
Has funs on mah behalf k..
I hope is a easy move, not like cross-country or anything.
We will has a crew of flimmakers on hand to capture all teh fun for teh eventual DVD box set of teh event, to be selled by fine merchants and fishmongers everywhare. Only elebenty moneys!
nope only Iz ar mooving, to start skool, so is partial moove and is only an cuppla hours awai from where we iz now.
Iz dere any cheezpeeps in western massachusetts?
I’m from western Massachusetts. Are you going to one of the Five Colleges?
I iz
* goes off to wurk furriusslee on mai sekkund song *
oh oh oh, haz teh faylblog frends been remindifyed taht tehy needs to moderayshun-proof tehmselfs by making tehms nawt-sekkund posts well ahed ob time (if tehy haz not postinged heer before) an taht tehy must maek tehms advanse posts wif teh egg sack same name tehy plans to yooze at teh ebent? also names taht culd in anyway be interpreted by teh moderificators az being atawl sugjestib will need to be chaynjed, to portekting teh morals ob Cheezland.
Morals ob Cheezland?
Datz jus crayzee talk..
Morels? Izzn’t taht mushyroomz? Spostabee tastee, ai heer.
Aifinkso mushyrooms doan’t cair abaot sugjestib stuffs.
Dat iz wun “pissy pussy”…taeks self to NB…
=^..^=
My kitteh is just the right size to wear my daughter’s little tank top t-shirts, which amuses her tremendously. As for kitteh? He is not so amused. But he does look cute in pink tank tops!
Plz someone call PETA, this is an affront to my digniteh
Ohai, 2K! Yor dignity – it has bin affronticayted! Here, I givs yoo myne:
*hands 2K sum dignity; starts to sing to teh toon of R-E-S-P-E-C-T*
D-I-G-N-I-T-E; fynd owt whut it meenz to meh!
MAWM Gremlin is making fun of meh,
don’t mess wid deh kitteh, her has sharp pointeh enz
I WUZ NAWT!!!!
Wuz 2
MAWM!!!!
MAWM, don’t listen to herz.
**sticks out tongue at Gremlin**
yew toos jes stawp dis nonsinse rite nao!
pley nise oar ai will tel yur dadkat bowt dis wen hee gits hoam
*luks innocent* Hoo meh?
**has a wide eyed innocent luk on her fayce**
I iz a gud kitteh, no trubble at awl
**gibs gremlin a hug, to further prove her innocense**
**pulls grem’s tayl an runs awai when mawm is gone**
*chazes 2K akross teh room, laffing awl teh way*
Hey, 2K! Look owt for that LAMP!!!!!! Oh noes! Luks lyke she BORKT IT!!!!
*runsawayfast; practisses further innocent luks*
Ur innocent luks is not fooling anyone
I sowwy kitteh — nawt to call PETA – dey finks dat yous berry existence iz a affont to da dignity ub awl aminols.
Da PETA nawt wants der ta bee any pet aminols — onlee wildee wuns liben wifout hoomanz …
PETAs iz naztee, naztee peeps eben
– ai wil NAWT gievs dem mai munies oar mai thyme.
ai wil cawl da ASPCA fur yew kitteh sew dis owtrage wil nawt goe unpunnished
Hmmm… wull ai getz in troble ifn ai say dats jus STOOPY? petas doe gud wurk butt den dey alienates peeps bai sayin an doin stoopy stuffs.
w w w.petakillspets.com
PETA duz sum stuff ta makee you fink dey bee gudz and too getz yer munniez —
butt inna da long run dey wantz awl pet animals to bee gone — Wun generation an out is what dey want – spay or neuter ALL pet animals — so der weel bee no morez ub dem. Sames wif cows an sheeps and horses an awl aminals libben wif hoomanz.
Ye s– pweeze too hab a disallusions and pass dat disallusion on two eeny peeps who fink da PETA bee wanting ta help aminols — dey wantz ta halp dem to extinshun!!
ai fink dey mai hab starded owt wiff gud intensions butt sumwhere long da whey dey winted wai offcorz an offda clif ov sanity. dey iz awlso linked tu domeztik (USA) terrorists lyk ELF.
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iz berri dislusionink … ai jus foun dis owt dis sumer wen dey wuz prowteztin da fische trowin guise atda Pike Plais Marquet hear in Skeedadol. ai haz a glads ai nebbur gibes dem ani munies.
dere seems to beez lotsa crazeh peeplols running around dese daiz, frum PETA to deh ones who show up wid guns at purrisidenshul ebents.
Dey iz STOOPY folkz. Ai haz NOO reespeck fur demz. Tehy alwaiz picks awn owld laydeez wif furry coatz. Wenn ai seez tehm hangeeng araond teh BYKUR barz and hurr-ass-sing DEM fur wearyngz teh leathur, DEN ai mebbe haz a tinee bitz ub reespeck fur dem.
=^..^=
ok den cawl FCLU is Feline Cibil liberties Union, is to purrtekt feline diginiteh from the affronts of hairless monkeh boiz an grrls
lubs da Buckaroo ref
Yea furr da FCLU!!!
Yep….dey are sum reeley strange peeps at PETA…sumwun sed teh acronim stand four “peeple euthanizing tame animols”…an from what I haf red, it are tru!
I not knoz mush bout PETA, I wuz jus going bai whut deh acronym stands fur.
tehy iz very sneeky bass turds, tehy foolz us into finking tehy cares abowt teh aminlols. but wen yoo lerns tehms durty liddle sekrits, turnz owt tehy not carez abowt teh aminlols at all!!!!
tehy maynly cares abowt impozing a surtin soshul-pollytickle vyoo on evreewun else. but tehy foolz many peeples into finking tehy reely duz kare. teh “peeple for ethikal treetment ob animals” iz a lie wif wich tehy iz lying to us all.
I has seen demz dress like cows an purrtest at a local McDees
I thot demz wuz silleh but harmless
sad fing iz, a lot ob peeples hoo supports tehm finks tehy duz gud fings. tehy iz very sneeky an gud at fooling peeples. i yoosed to finking tehy wuz okay too, a liddle wakky mebbee but harts in teh rite place. but tehn i finded owt iz not so. iz sad, teh aminlols need all teh helps tehy kan getting, but wif frends liek PETA, hoo needs enemieez? (donut feel bad {{{{{two_kittehs}}}}} most peeples dont kno, in fakt i haz just putted a link to teh petakillsanimals site on teh “doing good” sekshun ob my links page on my website, so more peeples will kno)
why am i being moderayted!?!?! hmmpf.
O hai, COL!!!1! I misses u. How u is?
Aifinkso itz a scam fur getting lawtz ub munnees! Adn NObuddee canz maek meh be a vee-gan, sew tehre! Wenebber ai seez sum “expurt” saying meet oar fisch oar milk iz poizin ai wunner hoo payd fur teh “research”. PETA, ai susspeckt.
It’s Carlos Muffin!!!
no matter what you do to dress up a persian cat, they are still ugly and look like gremlins.
Hey!
We gremlins has felines too . . .
“ugly cat”? wut is dis ov wut yu speek?
‘ugly cat’ is an oxymoron
I confessez, even tho I tries hard to lurve all lifes, I has trubl makin frends with push-fase kittehs. They alwaes luk cross, an has runny eies and nosies. An i noe its not beeing ther falt!!! Is hyoomins who breed tehm to have distorted heds an givs tehm constunt borked helth. *sigh* I dont get “fashin,” I gess.
U & meh boaf.
Stoopee humans is stoopee
mai cheezburgers tu yew @@@@@!
peeps du lawts uv stoopy tings tu beeutimus kittehs
Kittehs – dey iz awl purrfekt da wai naichoor maids dem an doan needs sow much hoomins “help” aifinkso.
Kittehs is bootiful, STN!!!
They are! but this wun is a tad grumpeh… an it’s not his best side…
Ai beeleef Ceiling Cat, nawt nachoor, maid teh kittehs in His imadj. But U iz raitt: stoopid hoomins shuud nawt b allowd 2 mess wif purrfect!
Purrfect iz purring awn mai lap rite nao…..*sighs wif a happee*
Roscoe’s evil plan to steal all the milk from the kids at day care was starting out purrfectly
No jury would convict you kitty!
i think thats a little off color on the caption because of that model that was murdered recently
Sadly, she’s not the first person to be found in a Dumpster and won’t be the last, hence the caption, which is drawn on that fact. If one were to be overly sensitive, one could be offended by half the captions.
kalu♪ haw arr yu ? ai thin ku U hav strannge expressionnn..ai miss sommethiing?
PAHAHAH
thats terrible
but i <3 it
YAY
i think the human has a death wish.