iz not addicted to caffeine i juz needs it to function
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Ai noe teh feline!
Ohai Anni. Kawfee adn caek tu sillibrate?
ues, please. lotsa coffee, please.
*Upfi brings tray wif freshly brood cawfee and sum almond cukkees*
Ohai Upfi! I not meant to copy u… Too much tiredness too type quickly, I has it! Nao we has looooots of cawfee! Nawt bad, Ifinkso.
So is ai… tu teh KITTEHS!!!
Ohai Upfi. Yu ar moast jenarus!
* Finushes instent koffi adn halp salf tu brood cawfee. *
* Poors cusps forr awl *
Cheez!
*wonders why the cawfee is broody… whats rong?*
Iz itt broodening bowt HCR’s weddingage adn hurz driss.
* ai gess? Ai donut noe az teh guize donut hab deze problumz. *
Yiss plz! Ai haz awlreddee bean owt 2dai an Ai aer reddee fur lunch, but haz 2 wate anuvver 2 owerz.
* Hanz Anni a niec hot cup on a sorcer wiht paypa napken *
Thx, juss wat Ai need!
whiskers teh coffeeeeee zombee sez, may ai join yu?? Plz??
Ohai whiskers Ai juss maed sum fresh filter coffee. Hab a big mug!
Hello what is the deal with all these comments?
Hai Fred! We ar just having fun! An teh langwidge wee speek heer iz LOLspeek – Oar Lolcat.
BUTT – we awl speek teh plain Ingerlish, too – and menne odder langwiges az well.
So- soot yurself! An feel free to joyne it. Yoo can speak just plain English if you like. Some do, and it’s perfectly all right! After you get to know us, you may want to speak our language – it’s fun in ways most people can’t imagine until they do it.
so do I! Congrats on teh top spot, annipus and PoussinBoi!
I does teh slooow happy hoppy dans 2day cos Iz berry tired.
*step – step – step to teh left*
*littlol pause*
*t -w -i -r -l*
*step – step – step to teh right*
*littlol pause*
*t -w -i -r -l*
*hop*
*breathe*
*hop*
*breathe*
*courtsey*
*offurs sum kofi selekshuns: Café latte, Latte macchiato, Espresso, Moccha, Cappuchino*
pwease halp urselfs!
*takes extry large Café latte*
*sipsipsip*
hope dis halps!
Ohai HCR !
Iz plezsha tu wotch u dans. Furry intatayning az evva.
Ai hab drnuck mai nawt-sekkond cup adn nao ai vill try yur Café latte, plzthx.
fanku, PB!
I awlways has a big happy about cheezpeeps liking ma dansing. 
Clappety cloappety clappetye!
yay – wondermous dancing!
I’ll have a caffe mocha to go with the wonderful allmond cukkies from Upfi!
Ai wil bee yur wayter tudai !
* Surves Nennepus a caffe mocha wiht too cukkies on a sorca *
Injoy !!
ohai Nennepus! Iz so happy u likes my dansing although it not soo hoppy 2day!
*whispurrs*
if u want 2 c a nawtsogud pikshure (self timer in small flat…) of teh dress, u kin find it awn my purrfile.
*runstopikshurwiffakwikness*
Where? Where?
I can’t see it
The profile says there are not pikshurs…
*runsbackfrompikshurwiffakwikness*
Can’t find it either, HCR
Sorree foar teh delay, jest hadded lunch.
I tried agin. Mebbe werks nao?
found it – under LOLz!
O.o – is sooooo beautiful!!
Miss ArwenHoneycakerabbit – your groom is going to faint of the effect of this dress!
fanku!!! fankufankufanku!
Iz moar teh Eowyn type, Ifinkso.
It’s awlso supposed to b under pics, butt it doesn’t show up. I has a confuzzled…
ArwenHoneycakerabbit?
I hoap teh groom not b fainting! He 2 tall foar me to carry…
or even Galadriel
U haz killded teh wychking ob Angnor!?
Fear teh killer rabbit!
Iz a guid fink, killin teh leedur of teh dark rydirz ahfinkso.
Yes, it is under LOLz! Is byootimuss dress, u is a good seamstress, honey! Honigkuchenhase …. *giggles*
fanku Upfi!
I suppose u know teh term Honigkuchenpferd? Dat’s where it cums from…
Ai thought so! Is lubberlee associashun. And bunnehs be most welkum on dis site, yesh yesh.
HCR! You made that dress? I haz a ginormous impressed
Yesh, I did. someone halped wif teh length of teh skirt (diffclolt 2 make aloan), butt I maded teh ‘rest’. Iz veeery picky about dresses. I no lieks most of teh ones I see. So I maded my own. I has a pattern, though. I only changed it a littlol.
Dat’s berry eligunt! Ai maed mai own weddin dress too (cudn’t fyned teh munnee 2 bye wun!) 46 yeerz ago.
annipuss, dat b great 2 hear!!! u is teh nawtsekkund one I meet! Eggsept my mom
I admit monnees were awlso in my mind… and nawt so much in my pockit…
Woot woot! Beeyutifl dans, HCR!!! Applaws!
fanku!
Juz lyk my owner!
Too mutch java makes yoor hairs stand on end!
tweak kittah
I can stop drinking it whenever I want
*nodding ferosiously*
yes – I can!
Of kors wii can… wii jus doan want tu.
dey wil take mai coffee cup wen dey pry it frum mai col ded hand. *mmmmrrrrrreeerrrr ffffffftttt*
Anom tu dat!
Ai gno teh feeline, 2. Ai’b stikkin 2 awnlee oen cuppa kawfee a dai, butt (!) iz a bigg-un.
*runswifakwikness2clikkytehfaboritbuttun*
ELEBENTY TROO!!!!
Ai haftu start mai dai wif a cawfee, els ai’m awl bleghy!
Adn wun in mid moarnin…
Adn wun wif lunch…
Adn wun insted uf tee fur teh affernuun tee wif rusks…
Adn wun affur dinnur…
Adn ai can stawp aniitym! Ai jus doan wanna.
Ai lyke wot u sed!
* tihnkx uv hiz yufe *
Wen ai wuz 19 ai hadz 19 cawfeez a dai. Mai hanz wud shayk.
Nao ai onli haz 18 adn donut shayshayshayshayshayshayshayshayk at orl !!
Wow! Soe yu is nao 18 yeers owld?
* wundaz wot taht iz in kitteh yeers *
18+ ai lyks tu thynkz.
Nose ! Ai noes mai limuts. Choklit afeks mi moar. Ai muzt nawt tutch teh choklit oar ai gits teh choklit hi on mah bwayne !
my dicshun is tee – get heeakes on saturday morning if I wayt to long to drink a huge mug
Twai teh dark choklit. It haz teh gud 4 yew.
*whispers lawdlee* iz mai durg ob choyse 2!! Ooo, did ai sai dat owt lawd? ……. oooo dotz!!
*snerk*
Naythun Foard Kitteh
waytz 4 himz croo so dayz canz
pullz awff a beeg skam!
Naythun Foard Kitteh
knoez himz Hewminz will yooz Beeg
Cheezburgr Masheen
Naythun Foard Kitteh
will habz Soafee andz Pawrkurr
Kittehz in hydeeng
Soaffee Kitteh willz
slyde betweenz Hewminz legz wyle
Pawrkurr Kitteh leepz!
Hardisunn Kitteh
willz cayrfullee nawkz ober
t3h Lowdz Sawnng Bawkz
Ellee~utt Kitteh
willz distrakkt t3h Hewminz wyle
Kittehz sneekz awayz!
‘Lebburrijj’ Kittehz
will habz lawtza Nommee snakz
andz plumpz Cheezburgrz!!!
Jack.
Yea! Ewe mek meh wan be kitteh ina poem. Kthx, Jack Deth!
Ai fink dat Jack Deth’s poems needz a favrit buttin! Ai wants tu add awl himz poems tu mai favrits!
Ai finkso, awlsew! Des cheezpeeps leaf tingz ai wan keep fureber. Ai lub jennybookseller poem bout her kitteh, awlsew.
Oeh, yesh yesh yesh! Dat wuz a beli beautimous poem, tu!
*nods hed in agreemint wifakwikniss*
*CRACK!!!*
Ouch, mai nek! Ai fink ai borkt it!
Stoopy tense musslolz.
I’m not an addict. Addicts go to rehab.
‘zatctly. ai do nawt suffr frum mai addiction…ai enjoy evree sekond of it. An thurds ifn yur comin round wif teh coffee pot.
Ai’z nawt in rehab eevur. Prolly coz dey haz nawt cawt mii yet…
II nnaawwtt iinn wwiiffddrraauull!
My hooman uses decaffinated corfees and brings dis upstars to hiz study to wurks on computah. Ruby kitteh in owr howsehold likez to sit on hiz desk and taste it just once to see him go bananas. Now hiz shamful sekret iz he duz not bodder to makez fresh cup. Hooman sez “how dat, Ruby”? and she sez “OK hooman but try Colombian blend nex time, ydoncha”.
ha ha ha
“n makes sures its fare trades”
ha ha ha
I nebber kared muhc fer de cawfee til we getz dis esprezzo mashine thingy – it mayks mine milk hot an phoamys an when i puts de karmel sirrups in it not lyke cawfee at all but mine whiskers stikks out and vybrates! Now I tink mebee de cawfee is Noms of the Godz!
“mine whiskers stikks out and vybrates!”
ROFL!
Glarp glarp glarp
mii babbeh kittehz eeted der furst meecees last nite!! (de eet a raw diet) dey eetid awl butt da tale!! ha ha …
I nose — no nommin da rodintz – butt deez rodints wuz nawt frenz….
taht sowndz taste an nutrissus fur teh kittehz… lucky liddle wuns aifinkso!
Dis akshully kinda scaree. Caffeine can kill a kitteh.
k why do people put iz i hate that word
Reemines me of Fritz Leiber’s wonderful story, “Spacetime for Springers,” about Gummitch, the kitteh who wanted to grow up to be a human, and thought that drinking coffee would do the trick. leiber said, “Some people think that for a cat to go from here to there, it must cross the intervening space. This is not so.”
Wen ai wuz a bebekitteh (yus, wuz menee yeerz ‘go, aifinkso,) I hadz teh cawfee frum mai grammakitteh’s mug wen she lef fur wurk. Wuz urrlie aties, aifink. Mai mamakitteh tole mii dat mai furst wurd wuz “kawfee”!!
-coffee splort-