i prefur 2 ride mah vacooms. (ICHC video)
Click to see All Kittehs | Captions Only | Videos Only
« Previous cant reach | IT KNOWS UR ALONEZ Next »
» 107 comments
Leave a Reply
Popular Videos
-
Who be Talkin'
plasticfroggy on Cheezburger Is Getting a … annipuss on Challenge Accepted Nennepus on Challenge Accepted 'Niser on Challenge Accepted plasticfroggy on Cheezburger Is Getting a … Nennepus on Challenge Accepted annipuss on Challenge Accepted Catladeee on Challenge Accepted Catladeee on Challenge Accepted Catladeee on Challenge Accepted susannah1 on Challenge Accepted siobhan on My parents did it catena on Challenge Accepted annipuss on Challenge Accepted Calico325 on VIDEO: Nylah Sleeps Every… 
Cheezburger Company Blog
More I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?
I Has A Hotdog - Loldogs n Cute Puppies
The wheels
Just Capshunz - All of the Internet. Captioned
Battery Life Down to 11%
Animal Videos - Cute and Hilarious Animal Videos
Tub Regrets
Animal Gifs - Cute and Hilarious Animal Gifs
GOZLINGZ
Daily Squee - So cute your brain might explode.
Camouflage Cuddles
Historic LOLs - Captioned Portraits of Yore
It's An Old Story
My Food Looks Funny - Funny Food Photos
McFuhrer
So Much Pun - Visual Puns and Jokes
Seafood in Paris
ROFLrazzi - Lol Celebs and All That's Fab Funny in Showbiz
NEVER GIVE UP
Totally Looks Like - Stuff That Looks Like Other Stuff
Johnny Galecki + Sara Gilbert Totally Looks Like Skrillex
Must Have Cute - See. Want. Must Have!
Solid Gold Sparrow
If Style Could Kill - OMG Style!
Half of My Heart
Dat’s wun wai 2 pet !
Ohai Annipuss. Congarats agen.
Thx PB. We haz a tye, so less see wat teh tye booteek haz 2dai.
Ai nede a nyoo beenie furr teh klod wethur. Purrhapz a sunhatt furr yu?
Aifink it wud hab 2 be a wadderprufe wun 2dai!
Vacuums ar Funnn
Wel, unles itz howswruk tym !
An dat’s wat it iz fur me – Ai haz a mowntin uv irnin 2 do an nawt a YNG 2 be fownd!
Tahtz a mowntin yu muz conker on yor own den.
Tym tu sillybrate wen yu ar dun, ifinkso.
A littlol left…
Oeh, yah…
Nao a littlol moar rite…
Yah, yah dat’s teh spawt…
Um careful there — that nozzle has enough power to pull an eyeball from a socket if fluffy nuzzles it just at the right angle.
I am in complete agreement. I actually jumped in my seat when that happened. It’s neat that the kitty allows itself to be cleaned with the vacuum, but please don’t go near the face!
I was horrified to see this, if the owner thought the cat was doing this for enjoyment think again, the cat was obviously looking for attn, and any attn would have done. The vac by the way is NO way to clean a cat not only can it suck out a cat’s eye it also may have dust mites and other parasites in it.
Yah, the eyeball thing was my fear, too!
Yes, unless you want a cyclops kitteh, stay away from the eyes.
Nearly cruel right there, for shame!
Agreed, and I’d hate to see what it did to an eardrum too.
Wow. Talk about a blowjob.
Depends on the vaccuum, really… I’ve known some that didn’t have enough suction to even clean the carpet. *headdesk* Cheap piece of crap… Though I’d still worry about it next to the face, yeah…. not a chance I’d want to take.
The torso, though, no worries on that. We used to have a longhair that would come running to get vaccuumed. Pulled off the dead fur I guess. Odd way to keep the shedding down but she loved it. Only cat I’ve ever had that didn’t run from it…
yeah that cat will be eyeless in no time if that goes near his face
How strange. But if teh kittteh is happee, that’s what counts, eh?
Does the dans of the newly awake to celebrate Anni and PB’s tie:
*Rub eyes, scratch top of head
*Stretch arms and legs
*Hop hop hop
Ohai Q. Datz a nyoo dans ai nawt seened bifoar.
Ai haz! Mai huzbing did dat ebbri mornin!
Be carefulls! Dat cud be a FLOWBEE!
Mai kitteh wud be givn me his pointy ends if I did that, Ai tink.
Dat wun seamz 2 be injoyin it oar him wud moob awai, Aifink.
Mai kittehs hate lowd flor monstur
Tukkseedo Kitteh
needz 2 luukz himz bessstest 4
dayt wiff Callee~ko
Tukkseedo Kitteh
amz beeg fan ubz Dry Cleeneeng
insteddz ubz ‘Pleh!’ baffz!
Tukkseedo Kitteh
saybz lawtza Munneez dis way,
butz no habz pawkittz
Jack.
*clappity clappity*
I wish ai could get my kitteh to be a beeg fan ubz Dry Cleeneeng
Luff the way he wubs it. One wai to defurr your house.
that sux
*rimshot*
omg, that kitty is a remarkable exeption
I’ve known at least one other… never seen a shorthair that liked it though. We used to have a maine coon mix that loved it – took off the shedding hair.
Hmmm – Cute, but not smart . . At least put the brush on the hose so that you don’t risk injury the cats eyes but getting the hose “stuck” over an eye.
I had a cat who loved the brush attachment. We called it “cutting out the middleman” – vacuuming the stray fur directly off the perp.
Furminator’s got nothing on dirt devil. lol
Luv that teh kitteh lubs it, but the hooman needs practice.
How bout brushing the proper way, nose to tail? No one likes to be brushed backwards. No eyeballs either, do not want!
dis is uginst all laws of naytur.
oof right on his eye socket
I saw that too – and winced… but, kitteh seems unfased about it, so I guess he’s allright!
Still wishing my long-haired furrshedder ekstraordinayr would like the vacuum cleaner…
looks like he almost got his eye sucked out at the end!! could be dangerous!
Couldn’t agree with you more!!
Ai wush OP wood ackt lik dis kitteh. Kno mo harbaughz!
Must be an disciple of basement cat, because my cat refers the vacuum as “The Thing From Hell”
Fleas beware
I red an arcticle..it kils da fleeezies!! Dats why da kitteh lubs it. Vakyooms kils da fleezies. I had a kitteh that lubbed it and I neber new why. Now it all makes senss.
I haz known a cupple kittehs who lubbed the bakyoom, eben wifout fleezies. Kittehs wif lots ov floof get itchy when it gets loose — feels good to get rid ov excess floof!
Yur right, it musta been da itchy floof!!
Mai kitteh wud be givn me his pointy ends if I did that, Ai tink.
Hylee unyewzual! My Kitteh duz not lyk teh vackyoom!
vaccum vaccumm♪ uhnnn …. its exaculli ai imaginn♪ sii?
MORON!
I guess there’s a first for everything!
Dat kitteh must beh tiyurd uf awl deh furz in deh hawse, too!
Is automatik pettin masheen!
Naw, kitteh no like vacum. Kitteh’s just curious…
While the cat doesn’t seem to completely mind the vacuuming, it is incredibly unsafe and stupid. 1) the vacuum was going against the cat’s natural direction of fur 2) the vacuum appeared to narrowly miss sucking out the cat’s eyeball 3) the vacuum could have sucked off the cat’s wiskers, which it needs for direction. Most of the videos on this site are humorous and harmless but this is not. Please don’t vacuum cats!?
Depend on the vacuum you’re using. I’d never take a Dyson anywhere near a cat, but one of the cheapo models that doesn’t have a ton of suction? I had a cat who loved it. Didn’t hurt her a bit, though we never got it near her face. As far as against the natural grain of the fur – there are plenty of grooming tips out there that involve backbrushing. Unless the cat has very sensitive skin it shouldn’t be that big an issue. *shrugs* It only pulls off the dead hair if you’re not psychotic enough to use one of the heavy duty cleaners.
I recognize that vacuum cleaner. It’s an Electrolux that’s probably at least 30 years old. At this point, the suction on it is so weak that it’s no wonder it’s not freaking out the cat. I know because I had one just like up until two years ago.
Kitteh has deff? ai ar keriuss abowt wie lowd noyzies not skerr it.
Aifinkso teh trik iz habsin central vac nawt lowd vac.
Oh please, my cat loves it far more. Have a look at:
Doze belleh rubz suk!
oh noes – no woarning!!!
SPLORT!
Dun worry, Nennepus, I halp
Dingdingding dribing teh CCC wif a expertize bezzer than doublol o’ sebens James Bond
*sweep up branes an rinse wiv exra low carb lemonlime sumpin’ wet*
*pakk dem carbully (get bakk bakk bakk) into teh hedd an replaces teh bonked bonez*
*winds winds winds wiv dekaratib dukky dukky dukky taeps *
*shnaps awn fresh CHRG(wif installnation of xtra protecshun whalefatblubers)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inn soft cheezfrenz blanket an gib sum hawt chonklit an a chonklit raccacoon*
Dare, now pleze to rest a while, an doan luk at teh bebbeh kittehs for two whole minutes. Ok?
That’s FAR safer than the first vid – Brush on the end and stay away from the face!
what a goofball kitty! cute!
Warning, if you suck at her face, her eye might pop out. or her sinuses blood vessels might burst, etc. This thing is more dangerous for a cat than you think!
If you don’t believe me, put a big vacuum cleaner on full power, and put it on your eye! If you then still have one, imagine it much much stronger!
I wish my dog would let me do that – would cut down on ALOT of shedding!!!!
I’ve seen the Kitty Rides A Roomba vid and wondered if maybe Kitty was deaf, and that’s why the noise doesn’t bother her. Maybe that’s one thing that’s going on here too (I’m watching without sound so I don’t know if kitty is responding to noises). It may also work if, as someone mentioned, it’s a central vac, or if the hose is very long and the unit itself is in another room.
I think it can be done safely if it’s in the hands of a responsible hyooman handling it carefully and it seems like a great solution to shedding if you can get Kitty to cooperate. I would *not* try this with a Dyson, but maybe with an old machine or one that has chronically low suction.
You could put an old stocking over the hose end, that would add safety, muffle the suction even more and be even gentler to the cat. But then you’d have to have a piece of newspaper or something on hand when you shut off the vacuum, to catch all the hairs that will fall off because they aren’t actually being sucked into the machine.
My old Siamese loved to get vacuumed, but only after she was stone deaf.. so yeah, the noise is more than likely the big thing to them.
The cat we had when I was a kid could hear perfectly well – he came running when the vacuum was switched on and demanded his cleanup! I think it just depends on the cat. Maybe it reminds them of a mumcat’s rough cleanup
On safety – don’t know about the eyeballs but I’d never hoover around the ears for fear of damaging the eardrum. Oh and we used the brush attachment cos it was better at dislodging loose fur than just the nozzle
The cat we had who loved to be vaccuumed could hear just fine. I think some cats are just weird and not scared of loud noises.
My boyfriend used to have a cat who would RIDE on the vaccuum. O.o
omg i swear that’s my neighbor’s cat, Spit! Looks just like him & he loves the vacuum too.
OMCC!
I used to have a cat that loved being vacuumed, she would purr like crazy.
My mom used to vacuum all four of our kittehs- now my kidz can see I wasn’t lyin’!
I use the brush attachment on my cleaner so it’s not directly sucking on his loose skin areas, eye balls, etc. I can see how open hose without an attachment could be dangerous with a higher powered, newish vac. My kitty cautiously enjoys it.
Yeah this is true… I think even on our old vac in the 80s my folks used the brush on the end.
mai kitteh HATES teh vacuum (or ‘teh blak beest’ as wees callin it). She kreepies bai on her tippieest tohsies an does nebber taek her ais off ov it. We teeses her bai maykin a loud kissie noyse as she goes bai an watches her jumpin *hai in teh ayer*!!1! We laffs an laffs an nebber gets taiered ob dis joek.
Must make for interesting cleaning of the vacuum cleaner bag, I would think.
Our kitteh (RIP) used to really love being brushed with the broom.
Hey, it’s gonna get cat hair in it anyway. Why not right from the source? lol
My mom’s cat likes the broom too. He’s a strange animal… mom will be sweeping and he’ll run right in the way of it.
What a stupid, irresponsible act. No doubt it will be perpetuated by other irresponsible, stupid pet owners. You should take your cat to the nearest animal welfare center as you are too stupid and irresponsible to own pets. And you should be reported to the relevant authorities for cruelty to animals. It won’t be very funny or amusing when your cat loses an eye or sustains internal damage because you think it’s clever to vacuum it. And for all of you who gave this video the ‘thumbs up’ vote – you’re just as irresponsible and stupid. You don’t really care about your pets do you?
ya know,this is an accepted grooming method… h ttp://www.nextag.com/pet-grooming-vacuum/stores-html and h ttp://www.1seenontvstore.com/pet-buddy.html
i googled ‘cat’s eye sucked out by vacuum’, and aside from people doing it to themselves, the top search responses led back to this lol!
.
GITCHER CAIK HERE!!!
This is hideously irresponsible.
What kind of an idiot runs a vacuum next to their pet’s face? Do you not care about it’s eyes or ears? You should have a vacuum suck at your eyes for a while.
LOL! XD! It nearly got the eye and sucked it out! woops that would have ended badly. poor kitteh
Lol i bet that prevents a lot of shedding
Be extremely careful if you ever do this, coz the suction can remove eyes. I imagine the person on the video had their vaccuum cleaner on a very low setting.
Ohhhhhhhh My God I winced so hard. ANY VACUUM with a hose like that created enormous suction. Some models have “safety vents” on the sides of the hose/tube to prevent 100% suction but this was still a bad idea.
Doesn’t matter if the kitty loves it or NOT, this is not safe. DO NOT get a vacuum tube or hose that close to ANY living beings eyes.
My cat love the vacuum too!
That last couple seconds, where the cat gets it’s eye socket sucked by the vacuum was scary. I would hope the owner would be more careful not to let that happen again. Other than that, this was really funny! This cat is obviously a dog born in a cat’s body. I’ve known dogs who enjoy being vacuumed, but never a cat!
OMG hiz aiball wuz almost suked owt! ….at leest u don hafta worry abowt harballz.
wai yuns tink dat wuz a tye
tye meenz et saim tyme an yunz wuz elebenty minitz apart…12:01` an 12:11. tenn minitz ekshully but elebenty iz moor fun to lolcatspeak. no tyz fur yunz.
mai kittehs doan lyk vacoom. dey arnt skeerd ob it but taint der eyedeer ob fun. nowh da ridink mowr owtsyde or peeps preshur-washink? datz da debil enkarnayt
please don’t suck out kitty’s eyeball!!!
cute kitty, *steals and snuggles*
ifs i ternd de vacooms on, me cat wuldz be out teh dor and n da nxt state bfor i gots ner em.
OMG!!! U Idiot The Cat Dosn’t Like it!!
OMG!!! U Idiot The Cat Dosn’t Like it!!Don’t u see it Gee………………….
OHH!!! My cat tinker loves this..its crazy. cats are spost to hate the vacum but hey I guess its good to have the wierdos. PLUS its a great way to get rid of that hair in the hotter seasons. the cat lovesit. LOVES IT. you move and he goes to it..if the catno like the vaccy. It run awayhahahah GREAT!!!
Darling! But *ouch*, be careful of the baby’s eyes.
Just be careful you don’t give kitteh vacuum hickeys
Oh god, I actually winced when the vacuum was near it’s eye. That could’ve ended so badly.
It really DOESN’T like the vacoom
The cat doesnt like it, its just spreading its scent thats all and didnt u hear it meowing! =( poor kitty
iz better than a bath
Lol i bet that prevents a lot of shedding