
OOOW! Dammit Bob!! “Bite me” is just an expression!
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OOOW! Dammit Bob!! “Bite me” is just an expression!
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: DillyRat via Our LOL Builder
Gnafs!!!
congratulashlions!
but, gnafs?
is a norwegian omo… umoe… soundliek word – for chewing into sumfin… thought it was moast propreeat!!!
I guess “chomp” would be the english vershun…
Kitteh vershun would b “nom”
Hey that is not nice!
Is berree cleber; cos it sez “(s)Fang!” bakwerds!
ha ha – hadden’t thought of that!!!
Fangs furr notissin taht Ambercat
Onomatopoetikon, din tulling:P Not that I’d nom another lion’s arse if I were one. That’s just wrong.
Conga rats nennepus on bein tawp ov teh tawps – fancy sum sparkloly wytewyne?
oo – yes plees!
Skål!!
*wanders froo teh fred wiv tray of chilld wytewyne adn cripsy veg cut in fin slyces wiv a yunion adn garlik dip furr dippin tehm into*
Oh, mmm! You the best!
*Takes lovely crystal glass of wine from tray, tosses it back in one, and looks around hopefully for more*
*kwikly fills up Q’s glarse wiv more sparklolly wytewyne*
Cheeeez Q!
fankies
OOO purfect! *nom* *sip* fankies!
gnafs: i likes et!
U aern’t spozed 2 do it!
oooooowwwwwwwch!
adn aiz eggspressen mai displeshuyr!
Cheezes Twice! Itz a lionZZ get in da car.
Cheezes wonce, iz two lionzz…. etc. etc.
Cheeziz twies twies! It’s 2 lyuns get in 2 cars!
it wuz a dahrk an stoarmee nyte, wen 2 cars puhlled up. Suddinlee, a shot raang owt…
a door slammd, a lyon rrrrroarrrd….
anothor lion picked fur out of his teeth
Adn ai won’t take tihs line down.
yu nawt be lyin!
ar yu reeding between teh lyons?
Dere’s a thin line between silly and not
And we’re on the sillee side
wez lyen awn wot siyd?
“Alwais luk on teh sillee sied”
ov lyfe..
Monty Python FTW
dis lion must be getting mad nao. Aw well. Da biting lion probably suddenly realized dat.
Der aiin’t no way to hyde yer lien ice.
heden fur teh bitin siyd awf town?
win! eguls ref!
Iz dat teh eek-waiter? A managery lion running around teh middlol ub teh earf…
Hey! I iz nawt teh mangy!
(Butt)!! I manage ok.
Bob iz a pane in teh u-noe-wat!
snerk!
ai wannt 2 exteenn mai perrsonnal apologii 4 ” javai fann ” aa yu ok?
Leo: Doan let go Bob. Ai yam tellin’ya, ai kin reach wun ob doez hyoominz awn duh udder sied ob teh fens iffn yew jes hang awn.
Bob: Moh kaymmpht, hurby umph mawlrebby – PHEW!
“I hope my courage holds out.”
“WE hope your TAIL holds out.”
here’z teh burfday fairy to wish HAPPEE BURFDAY to Kitteh_Kat_Celia
and DubbLE_TaiLZ an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!1 i seed kitteh_kat_celia wuz on a erlier lol habbing a burfday party, hope her comes bakk for sum burfday fairy goodies!! i haz bringedtasty fudjy caek an tasty wite caek wif fluffy lemmin frosting, iskreem, sparkly party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms on top, an goodie bags filled wif bownsy balls taht lite up wen tehy bownse, fansee fevver boas an sparkly haircombs an spiffy sekrit ajint hats an sunglasses (a la NC66) for dressing-up fun, yoo kan mix an match! kandee, an colur-it-yorself junlol aminlol stikkers wif elebenty-nine colured crayns wif bilded-in sharperner!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Yay!! Happy burfday everywun!
* wraps a boa around nek, struts about looking glamorous*
Oboi! Fankees, Burfday fairy! *Puts spiffy sekrit ajint hat on balding head, adjusts sunglasses for optimal effekt, adn rolls up fevver boa to take home for playing wif kittehs*
Othx Burfday fairy, ai lubs teh bownse bawls…lawts ub fun at nite
Hey! Dat mah brudders!
uh oh, hope leo (teh wun getting bited, see NC66 abuv) not gets a infekshun an haz to going to teh V-E-T!! i had to take shiro to teh dr. tinyvet dis morning (agin), him haz bad owie on himz bakk paw, vet sed it luks like sumfing (liek a caktus thorn) impaled throo teh pad an came owt higher up, like a sewing needle going in an owt throo teh clof. tehy shaved himz footsie
an taked xrayz an gibbed him medisins. an now i haz to soak himz foot 3-4 times a day in bloo stuff (after trying wunse, my qwestion iz, how to doing dis wifowt getting kitteh an me an teh flor soking wet?!?!?) an gibs him medisins. an him haz to wer a collar (i callz it a bonnet cawz iz tyed on wif a bow, lol) wen i can’t be watching him. so i taked teh bonnet off to do teh fut soke an let him eets, tehn suddenly him ranned away an hided under teh bed before i culd putting teh bonnet bakk on!! oh deer, i may not be ablol to do dis eggsakly teh way dr. tinyvet sed, but i will doing my best. at leest her gibbed him a trim ob himz poynty endz, so my flesh iz not in shreds, anyway.
{{{{{{LM & Shiro}}}}}}
All we can do is our bestest – and thats what ur doing! I’m sure he’ll be quite fine with the meds and the bloo bath!
Good luck LM! I’m sure u are dewing ur best!
{{{nennepus}}}
{{{princessmu}}}
Can u put teh bloo baff in teh hoomin baff tub? Dat wud cut doun teh splashing awl ober teh plaes.
ooh, thats a gud idea, annipuss!! him wuld still splash arownd (him hates being held an restrained in any way) but teh splashes wuld be contayned!
Pur Shiro! teh meddsins adn teh footsie baffs adn teh bonnet! Duz Nawt Want! {{{{LM and Shiro}}}}
{{{mezzomom}}} nope, iz no fun atawl!
{{{{{lunarmommy and Shiro}}}}} poor widdlol kitteh paw.
{{{palinsc}}}
Poor Shiro an poor LM. Sounz like him runz okai.
nope teh hoppin arownd on three legs didnt slow him down at all!
typikal kitteh
ai hopez hims gets bedder supr kwick!
{{{kerri-luv-wif-u}}}
O pooooor fing! Butt nao himz gonna be fine wiv teh medsins adn bloo footsie stuff, adn teh TLC from himz mummee. Himz gonna hayte teh bonnet at nawt sekund, butt they manij ok after a wile – mebbee get stukt unner teh bed tho
{{{{{{shiro adn lm}}}}}}
ohai miniminsmum, glad yoo haz a blooness an we kan be frends!! evreewun go be frends wif miniminsmum!!
Yai ai has a happee to bee habbin cheezfrenz. Ai got teh blooness wiv much halp adn advyce from cheeztowncryer – ai eben manijed to uplowd sum fotos.
Mai ‘pewter litturacy lemme sho yu it!
tu layt
i knowd i wuld find gud advice an moral support frum my cheezfrends!! pore kitteh, iz a bad infekshun an will needing lots ob care. shuld be okay, speshuly if i kan gets teh auntie biotiks down him (last time tehy gibbed me a pill-shooter fing taht pops teh pill right in, eezy az pi, sort ob, i still hab it). iz sad, but i had to laffing a liddle at teh bonnet wif teh liddle gawz bow arownd teh nekk opening. iz very pritty!
oh, an him haz to yooze speshul cat litter made ob recyclold noozpapers, so him not gets liddle bits of clay litter in himz owie
an cannot go owt at all for a cupple ob weekweekweeks. mr. dont-fense-me-in iznt gonna like taht, nope, not at all.
Iz hard, but YOU CAN DO IT! lunarmommy! I haz TOTAL faith in yu!.\Schmoo!
{{{booklion}}}
You can’t hiiiiiiide, your lion arse…
hahaha!
*snerk*
Oh Teho! Gud to see yu! An LuvBJones was on a cupple ob LOLs bak. AND Bubbyscranky has been posting! It’s lyk teh old gang is bak tugevver agin – let’s do teh sho ryt heer in teh barn!
And your smiiiiiiiile, is a thin… uhhh… discarse?
Ambercat and Teho! I didn’t see you standing there! Yes, let’s do a sho – an I’ll b teh hat check gurl!
Okay, that was brilliant! the lion arse part…
King of the Jungle-sized pimp slap in 3-2-1…
Maurice! What’s a little bite on the buttocks among friends? …go on…give it a nibble…
Keeng Joolian
Wee awl iz stake!
Do ai luk lyke a stake to yu?
well, dis bitez…
So, THAT’S how you play tag when you don’t possess opposable thumbs…
…At least that’s how my dog plays tag with the little rodents that wander into the back yard…
hahah i was there
that was @ the san diego zoo
wow
i was there thatday
i feel unknow-e-bly
FAMOUS
lolcatz