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The shower door is all fogged up…
conga rats, Maus fur leden teh ty parayd!
adn anni, carosue, PB, adn Nenne!
Fankee Catena.
* taht sowdns funnee *
Conga Ratz Maus !
Fanks!
Shall we all go to Noms and see what they can offer? brunshie afternun tea with a side of midnite snack mebbeh?!?
Going to NOM fur a brunch soiundz GRATE!!
Itz reelee COLD an rainee here – an annipuss sed it wuz rayning in the TTI – but teh sun iz shining heer! We cud awl sit outside in teh garden. Princess Mu did a wunderful job wif awl the plantz an flowers an bowerz.
An NOM iz so versa tile!! Brunch/tea/midnite snak – peese 0′Caek fur them!
Ohai every wun! I think I’ll order teh maryland crab cake
I think I’ll have the Ohai afternuun tea – wif champers – will du my produkshun of engaging elearning a wirreld of gud!
everything tastes bettur wiff champers!
lHmmmm. . . . Ai think ai’ll hav teh -
Mickee Maus pancaeks wif sum crispee bakon. Wif raizins fur teh aiez an noze an mouth, pleez. An blooberree syrup.
an sum ov taht fresh brood cawfee! Ai can smell it frum heer!
Gremlin wuz coming ovter, too. Iz she heer yet?
Maus pancakes??
Ummmm. . .EWWWEWEWEWWEEEEWWWWW!!! NAWT maed frum reel Mauses!! :SHOCK:
Just – SHAYPED laik a MikeeMaus hed! Wif teh big rownd eerz!
Oar – wun can haz kitteh pancaeks, oar skwrillllr pancaeks (hav to careful wehn turning teh tayle), oar goggie pancaeks. . .
“Turning teh Tayle” – wud maek a gud buk titlol, doht yoo think??
At least dey have good water pressure here at the Bates Hotel
an it’s kummin 2 hawnt u!
Anni, mai ai hang this heer pleez?? Thanks!
A hare off Toe Pick, az Ambercat wud say –
Ai just saw, in teh 24Aug09 edishun ov TiME magazeen – Awn paige 40!
“I Can Has Media Empire?”
“Ben Huh’s silly websites are doing what many powerhouses can’t: making money online.”
A TOO paeig spred – wif sum pickchoors. An it tawks moastlee about Failblog an us.
It sez – “. . . Huh seems to have a knack ffor nailing teh zeitgeist.”
HA!! We can haz a nayled zeitgeist?? COOL!!
We ar silly?? Hmmmmm – ai dont THINK so!
cool!
*puts “bying the time-magazeen” on shopping list*
eetz awnliyn. linkee wuz postud las weke sumtyem, bawt eet shud bii easee enuff tu fin awn teh time.com siyt
;( Ai wuzn’t heer, so ai dint see it! But ov corse, this iz last weeks magazeen, so sumwun wud hav poasted it fer shur!
Yay! I found it. Just go to time dot com and search for Ben Huh. Teh artickle coems rite up. Here is a paragraff:
So what’s the secret of Huh’s success? Part of the charm of his sites is that they appear to be put together by rank amateurs. “It’s on purpose,” says Huh. Actually, they’re carefully cultivated by 20 staffers, mostly Seattle-based, including a lapsed lawyer and a former investment banker. The company is hiring roughly one staffer a month and gets some 100 applications for every position. Applicants should not offend easily and must have held a job they hated, says Huh, to better appreciate the joys of spending their days perusing funny photos. Plus, he says, “we want them to have spent serious time goofing off on the Internet.”
*starts putting togethur rezoomay*
They also sez: “We really wanted to explore this holy grail that is a cheeseburger.”
I mite humbly sujjest that whut we ar tawking abowt here is teh kwest for teh holy . . . grill!
yesh, ai iz pretty shur ai iz over-kwalified.
but but but but ….silly iz gud!
an will come cuddle wif yu!
BC or CC. witch iz it?
mai Joe awlwaiz triiun tu get eentu teh showr. Hii likz tu lick teh skankee watah…
hm – yes, when the shower’s turned off!!!
but this kitteh luks liek his going into the showr with the water turned on!!!
Mah Dexter has dun that menneh tymes. He lubbs teh water. I gitz in teh shower and luks down and sees mah kitteh walkin arownd in teh waters. He has a stranje! (His gramma wuz part Maine coon – they is famuss for luvving water.) Nawt upset or nuthin, just wawkin arownd lukking interested.
Mah Grem used to attak teh shower curtin with hiz poyntee enz whyl I wuz in ther (SLASH! SLASH! SLASH!), but he never akshuly caym in teh shower when teh water wuz on. Fur much of his yung life, I kawled heem: “Gremlin Bates.”
Gremlin Bates – snikr – would be skeree if it wasn’t a kitteh!
YIKES!!
Sumthing SLASH! SLASH! SLASHING! at yur shower kertins?? Wehn yoo ar taeking a shower??? EEEEEEEEEEEEKK!!!
An tehn – itz just – cyoot liddlol gremlin!!
Enuf to maek enewun smyol.
adn mai Meggie waytz awtsiyd teh showa waitun fur her scritches frum mai toez. see vid:
Meg luffs mai fete!
oh – how sweet!
*stands in line to bellyrub Meggi*
That is yor kitteh? Those ar yor feets? What a fabyulus video! Yor Meggie has very similar cullering to mah Dexter. Teh golden tabbeh with whyt paws and whyt belleh, FTW. So kyoot, so kyoot!
And it has a hongree . . .
We cud invite it to NOM wif us!!
Ai heer there iz sum nice sole awn teh menyoo!
Ohai, J4K! I has nawt seeinged yoo for a bit! Is gud to see yoo! And I has to admit I has a hongree too. See yoo awl at NOM for a snak!
Wot kitteh goez dere?
Bii yu fren oar bii yu fo?
Awl katz grey een fogg.
Ai noes yur sekretz
Teh tingz yu kepe frum teh whirrld
Ai see, bawt tellz nawt
Teh fogg komz een awn littul cat fete…
or teh cat comes in on littlol fog feets…..
TWICE mai commint heer haz been EETED!!! Bai teh FogWP???
*tries again*
an teh feet comz in awn littlol fog catz . . .
win!
Dah Fog
one hundred years after their death zombie kittahs return from the dead for revenge Luckily they iz ezlee distracted by purty feathers tied to string and the curtains and bedspreads and toilet paper are saved! But mah shoes are squishy. o.o
It noez ur awone…
It sitz on ur lap…
Den, it eetz ur soul!
*Luks at awl teh shooz awn hur shoo rack*
OK!! HOO ate awl mai soles???
Teh Goggie, obcors
az a kittehgog ai resembles ai means resents taht remark
* Cawlz owt *
Sumwum opin teh dore, plzthx!
Teh kat’s watign on teh windah legde to ‘scayp teh wethur!
*opens door, closes windo*
open door – close door – open windo – close windo – it’s alway an eggsersize i footilitee wen kittehs are involvid!!!
them kittehs not only keeps u companee -them awlso keeps u fit! berry considerate, ifinkso
hi hi – that’s why we have a kattflapp!!!
wunt hav enny of this eggsersizing…
so teh poor kittehs efforts r in vein… tststs.
btw eggsercice, I haz it! put dress on – dress off – dress on – dress off – dress on – dress off. some foot eggsercice in between from teh sewing machine peddel… and…. and…
…
…
voilà, I has a dress!!!
I awlso has an eggsausted and a berryberry tired. Teh tomcat wil b here awn Caturday so I has to b done and hides ebbryfing by den… lack of time, I has it 2!
…and I awlso has a littlol proud…
Ai bet itz very preddy
ifinkso it is. butt eberyone has diffrunt taste! i hopes tomcat likes it.
ooh – it is!
There’s a link to it on the party at NOM-lol a week or so back…
HCR – you are the bestest – you have all reasons in the wurld to be proud!!!
ooh, fanku nennepus! {{nennepus}}
*happy earflap*
*bigbigbig honeycakesmilol*
teh linkee is ownly troo for teh skirt. i changed teh top part. Put teh sleeves up on teh shulders. Iz trying to take a pikshure 2day and put it in my ICHC purrfile.
Late one night while in the shower
Thought I heard a spook-ghost mew
There she was, my little flower
Remindin’ me to give her food
clapety clapety!
W00t, w00t! Byootimus poem!
OHAI Jenny!
(extendz floofy paw of friendship)
Nice tew meet ewe! Is ewe gnu here?
Berry gud Poe- a – tree!
*Greets and bows*
Been hangin round for a long time. Shy of commenting. Left a poem a while back, too, though.
*shakes catslave’s floofy paw back*
OHAI, jennybookseller!
Taht wuz indeed a moast charming pome!! If oo hav bin lurking, then yoo know taht wee reelee luv teh Poe-a-tree heer!
*awlso extendz paw of frenship* Nice too meet yoo.
Ai’ve bin prittee much goan fur sum taim – traviiling about – so ai think ai mist yur uther pome? Do yoo member where an wehn it wuz??
Ohai jenny iz niec tu meets yu
Ai lubs gud poetree iz bery kyoot wun tu
Encore of your earlier poem, plz. Thnx.
Here is the poem and the reason I posted it last month:
Cricket passed away and we buried him this morning. Here is a poem I wrote for him a few years ago. He was nearly 20, but young at heart to the end.
This cat has comments coming in through the window
he’s curved and connected
imagines snakes wriggling under the bed sheet
he’s fluffy and fresh from the outdoor night
nuzzling up under my chin with intensity
he has much to tell me using only purrs.
What have you seen out there, Cricket?
Were there things ferocious you’ve barely escaped?
Flying monsters in the trees
bugs that made you leap?
Shadows of mysterious dog-like creatures
trailing ropes or chains that clanked?
He pushes his nose further up to my ear
He tells me more and sighs
and I understand I have it all wrong.
There were soft, wet weeds
flowers closed up for the evening
neighbor-cats calling hellos from their porches
Moonlight and fireflies dancing across fields
breezes catching in whiskers and tail
good air for running
and running back home
To find me now waiting to hear of it all.
ohai jenny! Dis b a very beautimus poem! *wipes leeky eyes*
fanku for sharing it!
*extends fluffy paw (yesh, rabbits has tem 2!) of friendship*
Oh Mai!!
Taht iz teh byootiful!!! An so sad.
Nao ai haz teh leekee aiez fur shur!
But thanks so much fur bringing it heer. Ai wud nawt hav wanted to hav misst it.
so sorree fur taht yur wunderful Cricket went ober teh bridge. But dont furget, yoo can awlwaiz bring him to teh Princess Mu Meddow – an we can awl meet him there!
ai has eh hapi nauw!
thx, Jenny!
Oh my, oh my! *wipes leaky eyz* That is just beyootifful! I lubs it! Thank yoo for posting – I must hav misst it teh furst time. {{Jenny}} {{Cricket}} I am sorree I did nawt see it! I wuld hav ritten yoo a note.
I givs yoo awl mah burgers:
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Oh, jbs! Teh poem tutchis deepurr den u kin evur fink! Iz sutch a beautimous poem!!! Fankyew fur shairing dis intimate part uf ur laif wif us.
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*asso wipes leeky iis adn blows nows lowdlee*
*washis paws adn den extends a paw uf frenship tu jbs*
Sawree, ware r mai mannurz! Izza pleshur tu meet u!
*teery smile*
Thanks for all the lovely notes! We buried a copy of this poem with Cricket under his favorite bush. Hugs to all of you in return!!
Wut a beautimous poem. An wut a lucky kitteh to have bin yurs!
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dat menz eh 5-cheezburger voyt fur yur lufflee adn cleva poym!
Purred teh kitten, “Ever moar.”
Tu mai amaisment, dere stuud eh kitteh
Wif his paw beneath teh door
@@@@@@ tew Duffy & Catena!
IT?!
*runsawaiwifak-*
Wate a minit!
*stawps adn pondirz*
Izzit It teh klawn oar It teh kitteh? ‘Coz ai doan remembur teh klawn hazzing eers laik dat.
Kitteh iz kummin 2 reskew u frum teh foggee foggee dyoo!
it’s my doom frowm basmwnt cat…..
whutz sew speshul abawt dis san phransiko?
u kant c nuffin cuz ob teh phog!1!
I fur one, welcomes our kitteh overlords
HEY! YU OKEH IN DERE?? I NO CAN SEE YU!! WUT YU DOIN?? YU SHUD COM OWT!! I WANTS MAH BREKFUST!! COMES OWWT NAOWW!! I WAKED YU UP TO GETS MAH BREKFUST!!! OWT!!! COM OWT!!!
“It knows ur alonez…..”
…an wants tu keep u compny!
souns lik Santa Cat
“hii noes wen yu awr sleepun
hii noes wen yur ahwayk
hii noes eef yuff been bad oar gud
soe bii gud fur gudnuss sayk”
Santee Claws is comming tu toooooown!
Ack! tu earlee – tu earlee!
christmas eerwurm – donut wunt!!!
O Hai Africat! Dey noes u ar watshing!!1! Bwahahahahahahaaaaa!!1!
are you sure? For some reason I keep hearing the music from “Jaws.”
I heer teh music frum sycko showr sene!…a kyoot vershun tho.
“REEK! REEEK! REEEK! DAAWwwwwww :3″
Candy-gram
I’m not falling for that one again.
um … cheesburger delivery
It awl starts in teh shower….an teh water draynes down…..*suspensful moosic* an den, an den……!!!!!1!
Bwhahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!1!! *alwuvasuddenpoyntyfingsappeer*
Howzaaat…..for Siameseez twinnss…….well buk end guards anyways…
These are not PUSSY cats… temper not unlike that of Ezyies…FIESTY OR WOT……………PHEW n SQUEEEZZZEE————……….
*
wun, tew, kitteh comz fur yoo!
free, for, is at teh dor!
fiev, six, is playin tricx!
*sawng, “sumbuddy’s watching me* It’s gonna cum an gets u!
Sykokitteh…kes-kah-sai
a-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah
bettr runrunrun awai
ok ai haz a weerded owt…sekkunz aftur ai postd dis, mah mp3 playur startd playn dis sawng! *Twylyz Zon moozik*
Hoo noez wut ebil lurkz n teh hartz ov hoominz? ONLEE TEH SHADOKITTEH NOEZ!
… an it wantz yer cheezburger …
OH NOEZ! I IZ SHOWERIN! Peeky no likey D:
iz zear a “tha rite waai “nea hia ?
Looks like the cover for the movie “Let The Right One In”
AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! Pleez don killz meh, Basement Cat!!!1!1!!1
Very funny.
No “why so serious” references? O_O