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animlol channul pleez
yesh pwees! Big Cat Diaree is on!
I don like the goggie channel
wan da wun wiff fisches n burdies
an kummershuls bout gushifuds
wee bee tyed carosue!
dans, dans, dans!
Oft herd in my howse: “Here’s yor majik wand oh mitey wizard.”
rillee? ai awlwais thot a guis majik wand was… um…. nebermind.
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*heads to nawty barn*
ai will haff tu joyn yu….woz tinken saym ting
*whispaz* akshullee, dat tayl….
I kinda fot “mitey wizard sounded lyke a youf euthan …a nother werrds for…um ….
*Joins da others at nawty barn*
LMAO!!!!! I wuld join yu in da NB, howebber I iz tu tyred tu walk obber dere, or ebben think naughty thots fur dat matter.
*Waves to PJ, catena, an BDM* Haz fun!
Nite, 3km, hazza piecful sleep…we’ll think nawty thots for you!
I nawt kan haz bed yet.
Must direct boi tu git showers an dew momkat stuffs. Haz fun obber at da NB tho.
:devil:
Canz o fliann beerz tew folow. Ewe wan sum friiz wit dat?
Accio teevee riimote!
Harry Potter ref FTW!
Must change channel…Bring me popcorms! Gogg whisperer is on!
ai iz nawt fat, ai iz teh FLOOFIE!! naow tew han mii teh reemoat, plzktnx
Dis nawt appeers tew beh boi kitteh… hmmm, wif dis kapshuns.
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*FOTOSHAWPT!*
onoes – yew haz sharp eyes BDM!
well, it were kinda ovbehus
chees reeli duein krunchez tu deh eggersize videeo
da reemote was shopped inn laitur afinkso
Butt, butt…teh girll kittehs canz bi teh layzee tu!
Reejeckt teh stereeo tipes!
Dis kitteh iz naught lazi. Hur haz turrible dizeez. Hoominkiddopous.
Ai wuz finkz dat mebbe teh kitteh wuz innf invec infe contaminated wif human lazinesss.
sitawpz….yur doin it rong!
Must bii a boi kitteh.
**snikkurs**
Ohai, 3km! Howz teh famblee?
Daddikat wented bak tu ER diz mornin. Changed da pakking an sended hyme home. Hii hazza big ol’ headach an iz tyred. Ifinkso hii bii okay inna few days.
Wut did Dr Tinycat suggist?
How u feline?
Still sayin iz dry air an allergies, hyme gotsa pointment wif Dr Headnoseanthroatkat awn Mundai. I iz worn owt, I runned hole front end uf store all mornin an part uf afternoon bymyneself. Thank CC wii wuz kinda slow tudai.
Yew gotta hand it tew cowch potayto kitteh
Wif teh amownt ob enerjee hii spends, hiz carbon footprint mus bii ity bity
**hands eet tew cowch potayto kitteh**
*click*
House Hunters
*click*
Bachlorette
*click*
Fried Green Tomatoes
*click*
Lethal Weapon
*coma*
elebenty-seben channulz adn nuttin awn….
Teh Boss!
Eben if I cud reach da remot, an an an der waz somfin on, I still hab no fumbs.
My kittehs do a prettee gud job of turning awf teh power strip to my pewter!
Myne Lucy kat walked cross da laptop Sundai an lil black box pops up awn screen wif commands I wuld nebber unnerstand wif a “Save Changes?” button
*gigglols* did yu ebber sii teh cartuen caawled “Freakazoid”? Teh premmis wuz tehre wuz a noo pooter chip wif a flaw….dis kid gotted wun fer Catmas, putted it in himz pooter, den himz cat wokked awn teh keebored adn wen teh kid hit delete him gotz sukked intu teh innertoobs adn becaem a Freakazoid! kewl.
muzt b a boi kat
Wuz wun pix wif capshun leiek “Preventin kitteh-butt (!!) logout since …”
Ai can’t count hao many tiems ai do dis in teh pikchur!
extry note: Mai noo kitteh Jewell has finally come down frum hers purch awn teh kitchen cabinetses….ownly tu go inna sleeproom and hied awn teh upper shelf uf teh clawset. She did let me pets hers furr, and she maeked teh purring!!
well ai dids it, mai lawg locks ar awl gone an iz beins sent tu locks uv luv tomrrowz
ifs yu wants tu see teh befur an abter pikiez jus klickie heer Iz purdy dramatik butt(!) iz gud cauz an mai neck iz tankin meh an ai cans blame mai phyzioterepist
Wow!!! Gud fur yu Kerri!!!! Ifinkso yu maded da rite choice! {{{{{KERRI}}}} Yu will make a child veri, veri happityle! BTW yur new harecut iz da CUTE!
klwu – good girl! this is a wonderful thing! (and your hairwashing in the shower will be much faster, as well as hair drying!)
Othx
iz a lot eezer tu style tu ai nawts hab tu bends mai neck tu braed it
heer iz a pikture ub mai hair abter it drieded
Ai tink mai hubbehcat iz gunna miss it a lawt moor tehn meh
Wat a cute liddol harecut! An such a good cause. You hazza berry happy?
oh yesh yest iz bein bery liet an bounceh naow:) Iz bery gladz ai cud do it an maeks meh feelz gud bowt loozin awl mai lawks. maebeh ai du its again in 2 yrs
Aifinkso iz a berry gud fing! Adn yu still gotz enuff hayrs tu play wif wen yu feelz liek beeing gurly butt (snerk) short enuff tu bi eezy
U is a byootimus cheezpeep, Kerri!
Othx Upfi yu iz bery sweet tu say so
Ai can has big hart, iz eezer tu kerri teh luv wif meh
Ai wuz tinkin bowt doins dis a while ago adn mai cuzin remindeds meh so ai am full ub glad hur did
Iz takins lawts uv ponytaylez tu maek wun wig sew ebery liddle bit halps.
Iz bored plus iz NOT FAT. Now u gets remote, cuz u slave.
Layzee kitteh iz layzee.
This has to stop. All this rediculous murmurs of ignorance have gotten me sick. I would have normally said nothing and moved on, but I, for some reason, felt that maybe I could reach someone. If there is a god, I do not blame him for wanting to end this world. Now, my foolish readers, retaliate against my stand, I don’t care, for you don’t seem very capable to do much else.
Sinareejo 1:
Kin nawt reech.
*stretch*
Kin.. nawt…
*stretch*
reech…
*stretch*
ammost…
*stretch*
deir…
*ominus sownd*
CRACK!!!
*!!!*
Ai doan fink ai’z s’powsd tu bend dat wai.
Aaaaaaeeeeeeee!!!!!
Sinareejo 2:Kin nawt reech.
Kin nawt reech.
*stretch*
Kin.. nawt…
*stretch*
reech…
*stretch*
ammost…
*stretch*
deir…
*fallz ovir*
Oh noes! Ai needz tu get up befoar it’z tu lat-
*NAP ATTAK*
Zzzzzzzzzzz
“…n bring me noms wile yur up ydoncha…”
Kitteh iz watching new show called the Cat Whisperer.
It feechus Cesar Millan n 25 kittehs laffing their *ss*s off at himz.
IM OFLINE
4 ME TIME
meoww. ……exxcuzu mi, bat aim lost. whaat tha naim of this chaaneel?
Oh, nevur mine handin it to me. I cant figgur owt all teh buttins ennyway. Jus change it to teh Nomnom channel an stan owt of teh way. Fanks.
How did that cat evenget that fat?!
That’s a Humax remote; best PVR out – I have two, one for Freeview, one for HD Freesat. That kitteh knows his gadgets!!
woa, awsum. i have de saem remote in mah howse.
omgz! i haz dat same remotz!
lulz
Eye 2 haz saym remoat!