It’s okay Hank…
It’s okay Hank… Barbara wasnt good for you anyway.
i cant believ she didz it over text message.
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ai’ll maek u feel beddur!
Congrats, jk2k
fank yew anni! wii shud awl goe tew teh ty bootik!
Conga-rats jk2kitteh!
Butt butt (!!) I lurved hurr!
U’ll gedd ober hur
U will find sumwun beddur!
Completely off topic:
PK — u haz emayo!!!
*hoping that PK comes bak & seez dis*
Ai seez! Ai also seez what yu rote there (in teh majishun kitteh thred). An nao ai going tu go seez what emeow ai haz.
ohai pk, is dat lol with elebenty bebbeh kittehs photographed at Ur haus?
LOL Nope, but Seanya axed me a minnit ago hao long it wud taek fur sumwun tu ax that oar sumfing lyk it!
Speeking uv elebenty kittehs, tho, iz time fur me tu feeding mine. An pawsiblee be feeding Seanya an ai. brb
wuz nawt-sekkund fing ai thot uv when ai seed it!
Dere’s lotts of odder fishies in teh sea.
Nom nom.
Ai lol’d
**Hands borked hart kitteh uh Hanky**
**ignores deh hanky, wipes tears an sniffles on nc66’s sleeve**
**narrow eyes**
Dats SNOT phunny.
Ai has a bweakup. *sniffle*
Btw, I can has her number?
She gabe her number tew Jenny.
And she lost it.
Ate-sicks-sebben, fibe-free-ow-nien!
**whispers tew Red**
867-5309
wow….misd rhsb’z kahment. ai wuz een reellee badd shayp las nite!
She had the morals of an alley cat
Your are better off, without that hussy
won awf dose lettaz iz rong…
She wuz a hissy hussy.
*snerk*
In teh naem of Jebus…
Yoo is heeled!
Nao walks away an sins no moer…
I no sings but can Iz danse?
Sins… SINS!
*sings* sins ai don haff yu!
♫♫♫
I don’t want nobody baby…
♫♫♫
eef ai kent haff yu!
ah, ah ah!
**suspicishus ob teh BeeGees sawgwriting abilities**
**NC luks up lyrics to anudder BeeGee sawng**
See? Right there.
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Stayin’ alive, stayin alive.
adn
I doan want nobawdee baybee
Eef ai kent half yew.
AaaAAAh Ah, Ah!
haff yu sene mai wif, Mista Joynz?
♪ Tra la la la la la la trilllllllll ♫ la aaaaa ♪ aaaa aaaaaa laaa ♪ laaaaaaaaaah ♫
Ai can sins reel gud!!
Sin! SIN!!!
*RassinFrassinStoopyMumble*
Sinsabilitees, JanetCanHasThem aifinkso! (Sins, nawnsins, wotebber….)
now gibs me sum munnies fur mah colleckshun playte
*butt wigglol uv doom*
*runs and pownces on Maus, bowling him ober in teh prawsess*
*sits on top uv Maus & gibs him a *BOOP* on teh noez*
Maus! Long tiem, no see! Hao u iz?
Put yur hands on the radio!
Put your hands in the light socket! Do you feeeel the power? BZZZZT!
put ur handz in ur pokkits! and pull owt sum munnies!
Hipokrit kitteh
Konsoles yu her leaffen
Sii-en her awn syde.
Teh Vulkin kitteh
Putz enemez to slepe wif
Pinch awn teh sholda
Forget… Forget…
sitee awn teh edj awf forevah refrense FTW!
Um… no. “Requiem for Methuselah”.
don noe dat won….wii talkun Stah Trek epeesoydz heer?
Yup. Season 3 of TOS. Google is yer fren’
OKai….googul, ai has eet!
thx fur settun mii strayt!
YW!
yup, he’s ded, Jim. or …mostly dead…while we go thru da pokkits, go with your strengths, Hank. don’t cha thinkso is time fur a country song, Hank?
*Hank sobs adn nods*
she hadda cold,cold heart, left me, took my neww pikkup i just got in teh carz fur klonkers, but worst of All: didn’t taek herz stoopy houwn goggie with her!!!.yup, time fur da country song…
youtube.com/watch?v=1pYTOHernds
eets liyf, Jim, bawt nawt as wii noe eet
bawt nawt as wii noe eet
eets liyt FIm, bawt nawt as wii noe eet
nawt as wii noe eet, Jim
♪ Star Trekkin akross teh uniberse ♫
♪ Awlwaiz goin forwerd ♪
♫ Cuz we cant find reverse. . . ♪
Yiekz….jus notused dat typo
Hipokrit kitteh
Konsoles yu AWN her leaffen
Sii-en her awn syde.
datz tu mistaekz awn won LOL!
betta goe awt adn runn adn nawt stahp triun tu bii cleva!
Mayk dat tree!
adn stahp triun!!!!
OMCC tis wun iz bein soooo funneh! ai lubs it!
Interagation kitteh, getz u 2 confess.
whut does differentiation kitteh do?
poyntz awt diffrunsehz…
Yew doan unnerstand. She took my David Catsidy records wif hur.
And gud riddance to them!
who is David Catsidy?
It muss be grate 2 be dat yung!
Ai shur dont mrmembur…… eben mai kidz nawt lissunz tu debid Catsidy
wow….nauw ai has en awld…
I dunno 2K, butt(!) borked hart kitteh sez, “I fink I lub yew.”
♫♫♫
I think I love you so what am I so afraid of
I’m afraid that I’m not sure of a love there is no cure for
♫♫♫
O grate. thx.
bad song loop een hede, ai has won….
We call it an “earworm”. You has it!
**lips quivers**
**tears well up**
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Okeh. You can has Mrs. Maus’ David Cassidy records. PLEASE!!??
*snerk*
Now I’m wondering where my old Shaun Cassidy records are. *gigglol*
I only want to make you happy
And if you say,
“Hey, go away,” I will, but I think better still
I’d better stay around and love you.
…..:twisted:
ohdarn motikahn fail
Aww NC iz okaidokee…. doan cri lyk dat nao…
*williboi rummages aroun in clawset fur minuet*
Crash…tinkle….krunch….oops……Ah ha!
Hear NC yew can haz mai Shaun Catsidy postur!
*Shudder*
**puts Maus awn teh windoze**
Ai herd thar izza storm awn teh way.
**Red comez in, flops awn cowch an kikks awf shooz**
I am SO glad teh werk day iz ovur! I wuz reddy to throttlol sum of my co-irkers!
An admirable desire! It sounds like you might an Ebil Omelet. What say you, my Most Favorite Minion?
Ohai, Mastur! I has missded yoo!
**bowz deeplee**
Yesh, an Ebil Omelet mite be jes wut teh doktur ordurd! Oh, an I mite has to ware my “speshul boots” to werk, too.
I can has tekillya to warsh teh omelet down wif?
*whispurs tu rhsb*
wuts dis ebilomlet bee? bad fuds? dew nawt want……….
an speshul booties? iz dems lyk thihi blak ledder wiff 6inch spikee heals?
Ebil Maus maded me an omelet wunse, an long story short, I bekaym hiz ‘ridjinlol minyun.
Teh speshul boots iz a gift frum him. Dey iz butt-kikkin boots, wf sharp rusty spikes stikkin owt teh toes.
owowow – dat wud keap da kowurkers inna ordor fur chure
Yah, hoapfullee so.
Dey wuz a prezzie wen I wuz deelin wif teh ex an himz lolyer. Caem in kwite handee.
Sissturr Kitteh helpz
Beeg Bruvvurr Tawm Kitteh 2
foargettz wiff Mynd Meldz
Feelyne Mynd Melz wurkz
kindz ubz lyke Vullkin Mynd Meldz,
butz juss wiff Kittehz
Tawm Kitteh willz shoawz
dem all! Maykz planz goez owt andz
fyndz nyss Callee~ko!
Jack.
Yay, Jack!
Yah, wut boi kitteh needz iz beyootimus caliko. Dey iz teh bestest!
Jack! Yoo’ve just dun another grate wun!! LUV teh “Vulkin Mynd Meldz!!”
kitty haz a sad
Iz bored. I has a sad
Boohoo)
Cheer up Hank. Ai’ll tell yew uh joke.
Didja hear teh wun about teh wife dat cheeted awn hur husband 3 times?
Wunce tew git himz loan approved.
Wunce tew pay foar hiz surgery.
And wunce sew hii culd git the 17 votes hii needed for membership inna golf club.
Oh…yeah…right
Sawry Hank
♫♪♫
Ah, Ba Ba Ba Ba Barbara Ann
Ba Ba Ba Ba Barbara Ann
Oh Barbara Ann, take my hand
Barbara Ann
U got me rockin and a-rollin
Rockin and a-reelin
Barbara Ann
Ba Ba Ba Barbara Ann
♫♪♫
Hanks vows neber tew go tew uh danse lukin foar romanse eber again.
the pic makes me sad……
lol.Barbara broke up w/ Hank?
hey aim hiar♪ i lub ” rommannsu ” ouioui♪
iz cuz barbara cheetz:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/03/23/funny-pictures-hells-goin-on/
Waitur!! Bring me anuthur rownd, wif eckstra ‘nip dis time.
*sings woozily*
Iz qwarter t’tuuu
Derez nowun in teh plase
Ecksep me an yuuuuu.
Awww. The kitty is lonesome just like me.
Hank? Barbara? Could you have used any more annoying names?
Hey! My name is Hank…. meh