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Thx catena!
Itz Anni in deh tawp spawt!!
Ok, u dansin ratz, line up!! Leroy, git ur kostuum stratened owt!! No wun wantz tu seeing a rat wif hims pantz on himz hed!!
Musik, Miystro, plz!
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Teh Hunchkat awf Notre Dame!
GMTA
Quasi-mew-toes
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I ment to say this: WIN WIN WIN!!!!
*takez wun luk at noo LOL*
*runz skreeming frum room*
*tippy toez bak in and peekz at LOL agin*
OMG!!! itz still dhere!!!
I is a LION, okeh? No more funnee remarkz. An yu shud see teh ovver guy.
ya!
Erm…
Akshully, moar “Shaift Kitteh lookin fur lunch”, butt(!) dat’s purrty kloas, ai guess. 
… oar “Shaift Kitteh lookin at lunch” even.
oar “shaift kitteh ateted lunch n iz naow bout ta “decrarate “da post wif it”
momcat
Onlee a muvver cud lubs dis faice ….
Onlee a muvver wud shave a kitteh laik dat tu halp himz.
Lukz moar like a hairzcut deh big bruzzer wud give.
I kin seeing it now:
Little bruzzer: I’m hot!
Big bruzzer: Here, I fixing u so u b kewl.
An she wud hab 2 trie reelee hard!
*wispurrs* ai can has small hug, pleez. eyes still leeking frum teh Poem tu Cricket awn prebious lol. mah hart is brakin…
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*rapz AC in floofy Cheezpeepz map blankee *
*so hii kin feel deh lub frum awl deh Cheezpeepz*
noe….don bii sad. Crickett iz playun en teh meadow wif awl teh kittehs dat has goyn befour us. Tink awf awl teh tinks dey fine! Kan eggsployr, adn slepe en teh warm warm sun, adn chaiz teh fluttabaiz, adn nuzzul awp tu each udder warm at nite!
Thx tu all, yur teh bestest imajinarry frends (littlol smiol)
Hey! Ai aer nawt imajinree!
Yesh, hoo u calling imajunairy?!
*looks ashamed, rubs toe in durt* Thatz whut mah huzbing sumtiems sez abowt mah Internet frenz. Imaginary frenz, hmmph! But he duzzint hang owt online at awl; he duzzint reely understand at awl hao yoo kin be REAL frenz with peeplols yoo has never met yet. He has a reel F2F bias in his unnerstandings bowt relayshunsheeps.
But *I* beleev. I NOES yoo awl is reel. Just as I yam reel too. Yoo is just nawt rite heer in the room with meh, is awl. Yoo ar teh evidence of frenz hoped for but nawt yet seen. . .
Anom tu all of that – inkloodin teh disbelieving hubby… *sigh*
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Fortunitlee, mai huzbin haz metted Jamamama adn Janet adn KitKay sew him noez dat deh Cheezpeepz b “reeL.”
hazzing deh Cheezmeetz iz gud, yup, it iz.
we is like teh bebveteen rabbitz!!! we is real!!
Yah, jamamakitty! We iz reel!
Generally, by the time you are Real, most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in your joints and very shabby. But these things don’t matter at all, because once you are Real you can’t be ugly, except to people who don’t understand.”
Yep, u gawt dat rite, Babes!
Dis wz wun ob teh reedings at a wedding I attended resently. A gud remnder ov reality.
Teh Velveteen Jacket…Okay, my jacket didn’t haz eyes, but all teh rest applied, but I lurved that shabby red jacket….
Yu noes, ai din’t unnerstand taht furst tiem ai herd it. Butt (!) nao iz oaldder, adn lawts ub teh peeps ai lurved habs gawtted oald adn faded adn sum haz crosted teh bridj….iz bery bery troo. Yep, it is.
lil bit off topic…..ai can hazza sad bout teddy kennedy…not so much fur him but just how kinda iz symbolic of watchin a fambly go way……..
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Laik dey sai in Afrikaans – “So ‘n bek moet jam kry!” or in English – “A mouf laikl dat deserves jam!”
Hey, yr husbin has meetinged me! Duz he fink he just imaginated me?
*pinches self to find out if I am real*
Naw – he NOES yoo ar reel! As wuz teh wine and cheezes that day!
Is just teh idear of teh hole online fing that he duzzint has a familyar with yet. Mebbe sumdai tho . . .
naw…. i iz justa fig-mint ub mi own imagination!
momcat
Sum daiz at wurk I wishes I WUR imajinaree!!
ai amz imajinarry? kud beh, ai kneows ai iz unreal, iz bein same ting?
Heer’s a beeeeeeg hug…
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*hanz AC a bawks uf tishews adn stanz reddy wif teh dukky tayp tu fiks teh borkt hart*
*whispurrs* I has bin feline that way too. Teh part abowt teh kitteh runnin bak to tell her hooman awl abowt it – well, I wuz OK till then . . .
{{{{gremlin}}}{{{AfriCat}}}} mee tewww
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aifinkso ai iz reel, iffen nawt, sumwun gotz a reel strainge imaginashun!
@@@@@ bluesfan473!
aim prettee suyr aiz eemajinaree…
I iz a skareee kat!
((It b mah birfhdai today! I haz a hapee!
))
Oh, happeh happeh day! Hooray for Kitteh_Kat_Celia! I hopes yoo ar planning sumthing phun to do today?
*rolls in a hyooj burthday cayk, with candlols lit*
Pleez to mayk a wish!
Gremlin, plz tu not rolling in deh cayk!!!
u will git frosting in ur furrz!!!
Adn wif deh lit candlol, tew!!!
OMCC!!
u will setting ursef on fyrez!!!!
*brings in hose and towel*
Ohai, Gremlin, I ses yu are frostificated! Let me fixies that!
*spray spray spray twoel towel towel*
Awl bedder now?
*brings in fresh new cake for Kitteh_Kat_Celia*
Happy birday, KKC!
Oh! Teh funnies! I finked of Gremlin all cuverrd wif cake too! An deh I finked – wate, mebbee G was jus rollin teh caek in, but taht maed me fink of caek rollin liek a wheel leevin frostin-track on teh floor!!
Is too sillee. I hasta go lie down now.
Hey! Yoo awl is teh silleh frenz.
I yam OK – thanx for teh halps!
*eers perk up*
Reely?!
Well, in dat case…
HAPI HAPI HAPI BURFDAI KITTEH_KAT_CELIA!!!
Ai wish u menny menny menny blessings, cake adn good tyms!
*eers perk up*
Burfday! you said Burfday?
Hippo burds eyes tu u!
Hippo burds eyes tu u!
Hippo burds eyes deares Kitteh_Kat_Celiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Hippo burds eyes tu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Here – have sum burfday cuppiecaeks wif doblol chocklit frosting and hundreds and thousands on – an candlol on each cuppicaek!
Hapi burfdai! Ai hopz ewe gett wunerful shurprisez!
Hab no feer! Ai a skaredy kitteh too! Ai iz a devout coward an ai praktis it religiously!! *snerk* Happeetayle Burfday Kitteh_Kat_Celia!!!
happee birthdai KKC!!!!
*tosses daisy necklace over KKC’s hed*
Happee birfday, KittehCatCelia!
An menny moar…
O Tank u friends!
*sees awl the fuds and grins* Dun worree, AI sharez wif AWL of my friendzes!
*blows owt all teh candlez with a “Pfhh!” of airz*
lawn mower gives him a buzz cutz like my kitteh gotz. den ebbybody gigglin at summer furcut, poor puddy
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair,
Fuzzy wuzzy wuzn’t fuzzy,
Wuz he?
Fuzzee wuzzee wuz a baer
Wiv hayr upawn his tummee
He clymd into a hunnee pot
An maed his tummee gummee!
O hai, Ambercat! {{{{{Ambercat}}}}} *rolrolsrolsrols & bownsbownsbowns on Ambercat* Ai luv fuzzy…fuzzy floofy kittehs!!! Hao ar U?
Ohai KCT, Ai’m gud; hoem form werk an wundering if it’s beer o’clok yet!
is always beer-o’clock somewhere!!
purrsonally I’m going home to have some wine – 2 long workdays, but project is finnished and ready for demonstration!!!
*hopskiphopskipdance-jazzpaws!!!*
Awlways reddy foar beer! Liek nao! Gonna goes to owtpatshunt ferapy in a few minuts!
Cranky-panky had a mad
Cranky-panky luuked sew bad
Cranky-panky spent much time plotting revenge on the human with the clippers, bwahahahahahahaha!
Otay, it duzznt rime but kitteh shure luuks lyke hez plottin tew meh
Cranky kitteh iz cranky!! Hai bluesfan473!
ohai {{{{hon}}}}!!!
{{{{{sweetie}}}}} Ai gawta goes nao….goin 2 ferapy…torshur….ferapy…awl wun, rite, aifinso!
haz a fun tyme!
dat phunni! I no noes udder peplol dat noes dat song! I hadz a ratz nomed fuzzy wuzzy (I haz a dadcat wif a beeg sentz ub humor!)
momcat
dey caalz dat da line kut…uknows lahk simba. iffen u sez it lahk a sudener it suwnds raht.
Plz to tels pome bout Cricet?
hi MeeposMama! iffen u goes bak tew teh las pic ‘It knows you’re alone’ u cahn reed teh beyewtiful pome.
Fanks! Madz me leek at day eyz. Meepos goz tew hebben in 2007. *members herz smell n smylz*
{{{{Meepos an MeepsoMama}}}} teh pome maid mai eeyz leeky tew. Iz sew hard tew looze our furry frendz but ai dew luv teh thowt uv the Princess Mu meddow ware awl our hart kittehs an goggies an awl uvver companyons play an wait fer uz tew joyne tehm wen itz tyme.
FanX! {{{bluesfan471}}}
Uglee kittehs ned luv 2 dough
BAHAHAHAHA! Funneeeeeeee!
Ur kitteh is skarin meh….. Kyoot an Cweepee at da saim time! ._.
He He He He, that is FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg it looks extremely constipated!
wow that’s really weird cat. THe cat seems like its trying to scare a dog away . hahaha nice share…
Was goin on hear? I waz jes goin ta my home hear when da hole ting jus blew up in ma fase. Scuse me if ma lolguage aint tu awful clear
Holy sheets where can i order one? there always kids plain on ma lawn ^^