What? I’m not on the table.
doz it count if i danss on teh table?
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I’ll hab da big flooffy salad.
Ohai pj, we iz top of teh brayde aifinkso. Orlso, aifinsko we hazzint meeted proplee *egstends floofy paw of fwendship*
Wud yew lieks to kom wib me to teh ty bootik nd tehn to NOM for drinkering and dansdansdansing?
Ohai, Kim, iz nawt a brayd, just a tie. conga ratz tu yu nd pj. off tu tie booteek fur silly brashunz . nomz nd drinkeez. dans dans dans, sing nd dans nd twirl.
Ohai, kiwi, snice to meecha! *shakes floofy paws ob fwendship*
Yesh, let’s go…*singy singy dansdandans!
*Noms an sips on Dom an chips*
I’m hiding teh … wutever tihs tihng is.
Ooops, Kim, I red yer name as Kiwikiwi..hehe..*goes to get reading glasses*
Wat is dat hideous fing under da kitteh?
Fur sum strange reason, I LYKE da fuglee thing unner da kitteh.
*Checks side effects on scrip bottles*
I lyke it, an I kan’t hewlp it. Pleez nawt tu judge mii.
**Patpatpats 3km awn hur hed**
U has had lawng day. U be egg-skyoozed frum likin teh fing.
Yes, beri lawng dai. Daddikat’s nose haz qwit bleedin fur now. Hope, hope, hope stays dat wai. Hyme wuz feelin otay earlier wen I checked in an dey prowmised tu kawl iffen ennifing changes.
I still lyke da glass thingy tho.
Mii tu – luks liek teh beeg ‘splash’ frowzin in tiem.
Yesh, yesh, xactly wat I wuz finkin. Frozen “splash” Pleez come wif my an parrothead tu da wunnerful crazy glass bowl boutique!
Me tu , ai liekz it. ai can has wun drakur bloo nd talur up awn mai shlef wair da kittehz staiz down frum
Mebbe iz barry comfee…it iz juss da rite size an hassa smoove surfice. It is barry beautimous wiff me in it. Kitteh likes it 2.
Ai like teh fuglee fing tu!
Remynz me ov awld coke bottlol glass. Ebereebawdee got diffrent tayste. Yu sai tamata, ai sai tamaata, Yu sai fuglee, ai sai WANT! (wiff kitteh tu)
*Grabs PH’s wing an skips owf tu da glass bowl bowtiqu tu fynd purty poynty glass bowls*
**skips wif 3km awf tu glass bowl bowtiqu** We can haz awl teh gud stuff! Hao yu iz?
I iz gud now. Myne daddikat hadda horrid nose bleed dis morinin an wii hadded tu rush hyme tu ER. Scared mii tu deff. Hii iz otay now, an ER doc’s say they sii alowt uf that, this tyme uf year wif allergies, an nasal dryness an etc, etc. Nawt ebber want tu sii again!
Ai hazza glad himz ok nao. Mai dotter yewzed tu git the nose bleeds terrible, and we wint tu lawsta docturtinycats and docturtinyearnosefroatcats and docturtinyhemotawlagists, and dey nebber fownd innefing rawng. Hur jist grew out of it.
Hazza happi yur dotter growed owt uf it! Iz scary tu sii awl dat blood!
I glad I nawt alone in myne appreciation uf diz bowl. Fur sumreason, I’m membering sumfing similar frum myne childhood. Kannawt playce tho.
Ai dunawt has da nozebleed nawo ai taikz aunty his stamenz ebree nite. Tu stawp da nozebeled fastlee uze sum lemun oil, aroma feripy kined. putz a drawp awn a cowld wet cottun bawl nd put insied yur noze. Stings sum fur a minut but stawpz da bledines fast. Ai uze tu kepe da wet cotonz in da frigermatur.
Fankyu, ladymonde, I will suggest diz tu myne momkat-kaus her da wun tykes care uf daddikat, as usual in mostest fambilys. Da wimmuns dew it awl!
Dere’s sumfing cawled ‘ocean gel’ tu dat wurks gud, yu hab tu keep the knows moysh trized at all tymes.
My daughter went through a spell of getting nosebleeds every couple of nights (mostly when we had Santa Ana winds, which are extremely dry). We put a humidifier in her room & we run it every night. She’s only had a few nosebleeds since we put the humidifier in there. The change was instant when we started using it.
*knocks over several bowls but they miraculously bounce and spin*
I Likkes de splash bowl too. Is berry artystic and shows off pooufy kitty to bestest advantage.
U neber sed ai kuddint rekline in teh fugly glass fing.
teh giant clam … its gots mii!!! ai smuther it wif floof. That’ll teech it.
iz berri braev kitteh – holden down da fugly glaz klam til sumwun kin find an hammur.
OMCC, LUUKIT TEH FLOOF!!!!
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**SSSPPPLLOOORRRTTTTTT!!!!!**
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up rhsb’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum iced hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
feelz beddur rhsb?
Oh, fankyoo willy boy!
Teh floof…..it were too mutch foar me to handlol.
I can has dis kiteeh? I will lubs dis kitteh an nawt mayk him/hur lay awn ennyfing dis fuglee agin.
Teh kitteh looks an awful lot like mah Squeak. Ai wuddint haz dat fugly glass fing in mah howse.
Ohai, NS!
Duz Squeak has dis mutch floof? Ifn so, how do u keep frum constantlee splortin?
Plz to be givin ur kittehs lubbins frum me, ‘k?
Squeak iz a hugely floofee boy. Ai needz teh snorkel wen ai snorgles him (& he lieks himz belleh rubs). Sawftee thik luxurious floof. Heez kwite velvety. Derez pics uv him in mah profile. Clickee mah bloo naem to see dem!
We haz 3 floof-monsters. Tyler is the pure wite wun, Squeak iz teh cream-colored wun, and Skimble iz teh orinj (but nawt poyzin) wun. We awlso haz 3 short-hare kittehs (Timmy iz pure white; Spot is cream; Dusty iz grey tuxie kitteh).
**goez to luuk at NS’s pikshurs**
OMCC! Dem iz sum beyootimus kittehs!
Hazzin 3 floof-monsters maeks cleenup ravver challenging. Dey iz awlwaiz hazzin hairballs. Pleh. Dat & hazzin trubbul … er … cleenin demselves aftur using teh liddurbawks. Sumtiems we calls Squeak “Mr Stinky-Butt.”
*shudder*
OMCC! Ai cawls Buddy “Mr. Stinkee Butt” aftur him has yewsd liddor bawkks.
Can dee beh 2 Mr. Stinkee Butts!?
My mom’s cat, Ms. Abbey,da stinkee butt, hadda problem wiff da “dingleberrry’s”. She wood get a ahem… haircut once in a while. It halpt butt (butt) !! she nawt lyke !!!
iz kwite magniffiscent floofishnish indedee!
**nods**
Yesh, iz sum seeryus floofidj.
Dale Chihuly haz an gnu seriees
Floofz n glaz
Chihuly nevvur did ennyfing dis gud. lubz dat floof.
Thas wut Ai fout, Luks laik a Chee Hoolie 2 meh… cept mush floofier n wif pointy enz..
Vace ful ub kitteh, nao dat iz twu art.
Anom!
Dis iz wat happens wen “artwork” attacks.
Dis pikshur iz proof dat kittehs can git comfy ANYWARE!
Kitteh or dust mop? Hybrid!
**studeez pikshur**
Izzit jes me, oar duz dat glass fing luuk lyk sumfin dat mebbe shudda been in “Beetlejuice”?
ooh – ai hazzent scene dat inna lawng tiem.
*williboi maiks an kwik trip (owch…dat hurt!) tu da Netflix que*
ohboi – iz inn bloorae tu!!
Mebbe shudda bean in “Little Shop of Horrors”
nightmare b4 xmas?
*snerk* Ur rite, rhsb!
whai ! itts geniuus, ai dannsu in za eer♪ann duu torowa♯
Can’t getz mad, iz not touchin!
Iz purrfect katlogic!
Is floofy, nawt fat.
Kitteh preeshates funkshonal art.
Wun of my frenz sed hur wants to gibs me howse-warmin prezzie.
I finkso I will show hur dis pikshur an say, “Glass fingee, do nawt want. Kitteh, WANT!”
Wat if dey cannot seperate da pair..den wat…is it werf it…?
You must decide now.
Hay! I hadda go tawlk to teh parental yoonits. No fair!
Iffin her gibs yu da glass bowl wif kitteh, yu keep kitteh an gib mii da glass bowl.
NO! cannot seperate. You take too long to decide. *gives fuglee fingee to Parrothead along wiff da beautimous floofy bebbe.*
Ofankyu pjperry! Yu obveezlee berry wyze. {{{pjperry}}} {{{{gnu byootiful/fuglee glass bowl}}}} {{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{gnu floofy kitteh}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Queen Solomon..I am..da decider.
I demand a rekownt!
I will gib u a recap. Kitteh loves fuglee fingee. She who loves kitteh most wants kitteh to hab wat she loves. Da floof stays wiff PH.
**packs fings tu mewb in wif rhsb** Ai git dibs awnna snorglol furst!
Dis wuz nawt a boat, dis wuz a decree by teh wyze an awsum pjperry! STN!
**stiks tong owt at PH, pullz hur tayle-fevvers, an runs awf, sobbin**
Pfft! Yu haz stowld abowt elebenty hunnert kittehs ineeway, unner yur shirt! Yu shud shayre! Aifinkso ai report tu ebil maus yu iz teh minyun ob LCB nao. Yu will lewz yur benefitz! STN!
I iz teh ‘ridjinal Ebil Maus Minyun! Nawt wanna be LCB’s minyun.
Come back, Red! We can all share da fuglee fingee and da floofy bebbeh. We are all moving in wiff you on Caturday!
**Redz fayse iz awl red, poofy an teer-staynd**
U awl iz moovin in wif me awn Caturday?
Oh my. Dat’s gonna be wun crowded playse!
Why yu poofy faced? Yu dreadin kookin fur us awl?
Crowded, butt, well decorated.
Better bring yur sleepin bags, I gots dibs awn da spare room, altho I will share wif myne cheezefreends, kaus dey bii da bestes! Come bak heer red! I need a spare key, I awlready gots yur address! wii will just sits awn her porch til shii lets us in!
Oh my dog….
TEH CHEEZMENZ HAS TO STAY IN MY ROOM!
Yew haz sharon iss-yewz, aifinkso.
Az far az I am conserned yu kan haz awl da menz rite now. Dey driven mii nuts! Myne twu obviously didn’t git da memo dat I wuz da “moody hormonal” wun. why kan’t dey just play by da established rools?
Hey! Wat bout mii? I lyke da fuglee bowl tu!!!!! Oh, nebber mynd, I haz decided I kannawt take care uf wun moore heartbeat in diz howse.
I bow tu PH, yu git da bowl an da kitteh. Kiss da kitteh an dust da bowl fur mii. 
{{{{{{3km}}}}}} We kin shayre teh bowl an teh kitteh, aifinkso! Cents we onlee wuns hoo preeshayte teh bowl, we git kitteh tuu!
YAY!! I decided teh otter nite I kan nawt take kare uf anuther hartbeat full tyme, howebber da bowl an kitteh part-tyme will wurk.
I’ll take care ov teh kitteh if yu will dust!
Dusting: DO NAWT WANT!
Hmmm, who cud we get to do da ironing?
Suggestions? Anybody?
We kin haz myoot YNG’s?
Ohhai! I lub i-ron-ing! I dew lawndry tew…!
Hey!
All these pics would be only worth half without these funny captions! Keep up the good work!
Iz nize!
Hapi burfdai tew mai Mom!
Hapi burfai tu yur Mom! **brings in larj cayke tu shayre** **pulls partee fayburs owtta bag an passes dem owt**
Frenz, I hazza tyred an finkso I shud be goin to bed soon.
Has a gud nite/day/wutebber it iz ware u iz!
Gudnite red! Sleep tite! Sweet dreams! Ai lubs yu!
**runz in**
SCHMOOs teh burd
**runz owt**
**flies wifakwikwikness aftur teh floofy kitteh** **catchiz up** **SCHMOOS rhsb on hur floofy hed** Gudnite sweet angel!
Centurr peece Kitteh
habz t3h Jynoarmuss Floof ubz
sawfft Creem~Sikkill fur
Creem~Sikkill Kitteh
duz nawtz moobz arowndz mutch, cuz
hurz duz nawtz wawntz 2!
Creem~Sikkill Kitteh
wiffz lawtza Floof maykz ennee
playss a gud Napz playss
Jack.
**klappity klappity** Jack yu rawk! Creem-Sikkill Kitteh FTW!
Nite nite cheezfrenz. Aiz nawt habbin a gud nite. Aiz a sad parrot wifowt mai liddlol parrotkeet.
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awwwz i so sowwy!! i feelz bad fo yoooz…
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I iz teh comfy!
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*sits with the CC-hamper waiting for this epic splort to finnish – no use tayping evrything up before it’s done…*
R
R
T!!!!!!
O mai, a slo moshun splort! bery dangermus!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Glad you where there…. Wurk called me away – had to leave my sploartwatchduty!!!
thats teh prob wif doze slo moshun splorts, teh potenshul reskewers mite haz tew wander awf!
Guud nite frends!
Ai think that wuz teg slowest ebber splort we ebber had heer!
Nice ov yoo to be awn “splortwatchdoodee,” Nenneipus – eben if yoo di hav to go away! An – nice resque blusefan473! it’s so layte – oar urlee? ai’m off to bed again, too!
Nite to yoo bof!
*iis snap opin, sitz up strait*
Wha-? Wut hapint? Ai had teh weerdist dreem!
Ohai BF adn Nennepus! Fankyew fur teh halp adn teh watch, ai doan noes wut hapint! Wun momint ai wuz still waiting fur teh paig tu load adn fot ai still had tym tu adjust teh CHRG, adn teh neks momint BAM! it hit mii in teh fais… well, mebbe teh hed… adn den it awl went s-p-l-o-r-t frum deir!
Teh s-p-l-o-r-t wuz nawt ment tu hapin in slo mowshin, dough. Eevur teh stoopy pootir oar teh stoopy WP kept frowing mii adn mai commints awt adn den ai had tu try adn get bak in agin, but it wurkt awt purrty well, akshully.
it did! It was rather like watching one of those high speed cameras in slow moshun!
Lol!
Lolyer in trayning
hmm..ist thar fur on thar tabul?
squashy cat is squashy
You’s not fat, you’s fluffy.
I iz new centerpiece. When fud is done I kleen ur leftovers.
ai jus bein a pwetty warta dwop