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can maek fud banish 2!
Conga ratz tu yu anni adn carosue!
Anni, yew hav teh madgical internetts powurrs !
Thx PB!
conga rats Annie an ohai Pboi!
offurs tray ov sliced froot and assorted cheeses
Ohai PrincessMu.
* taiks sum sliced froot adn tastee cheeses *
* Offurs tall glassis of limonaid tu awl *
humm *sip sip* refreshing!
*whispers* Thx PM, but u leff owt carosue!
ohai carasue! sorry to leaf u out! has a cheese an froot?
fank yu! I haza hongry an mai chili is still cukin!
But kan yu guess?
ai gues der ar too kittehs…but is jus a gues. eifer dat or majik kitteh is majik!
iz wurm hole?
I wont if u wont!
Kitteh kan awlso mak fud dizapeer!
* Mor noms afta tihs nap, plzthx! *
Doh! Wuz sed nawt-sekkund bai annipuss. GMTA.
It’s a optiloptilopticlol illolusion…
Must be! Mirrors and strings and such! And Elmer’s gloo, mebbe?
ohai Gremlin an Maus! u has bin mist Maus. we had a wedding an sekond burfday party at NOM the otter day. but we cleaned everything up.
Ohai, Mu! Hao ar yoo this lubley late August day?
dewing well fanks
an urself? thank CC that werk is getting busy again!
Aym doing well, thanks. Mah huzbing and I tuk a day orf on Munday to go swimming in a kold mowntin pool. Temp was 56.7 degrees F. Wuz kwite refreshing! Nao it seems lyke mah refreshed feline is lasting awl week week week!
cool!
sum daiz ai kent tell eef aim komen oar goen!
watch me pull a kitteh out of mah hat!!
*sits down to watch*
That trick never works…
Okey, Bullwrinkle!
Wrong hat!
rong cat!
tu phat!
ITS A RAT!!
Prinses Mu! Yur missin teh cuddle puddle awn teh “I want my…” lol!
Now you’re thinking with portals!
win! x elebenty!
Apparuntly trik involvs majic poshun wif seasolt, sinnimun, an olivoil.
an teh reel makiklol ingreediunt is in taht boks at teh back of the cupboard…
Aim nawt shur haow, butt (!) aill bet dat pesky Shrodinger has sumfin tu doo wiv dis!
as in schrodingers cupboard?
Den teh uncertainty wuld be, did kitteh nom or nawt nom. Nawt so mutch uncertainty. Mebbe that why S. used box, and wuz a thot eggsperiment onnly.
hm, well, it IS a fud cabinet…. but luks liek opposable thumbs wud be needed….
ooh, speekun awf teh scientific kittehs:
won smart kitteh!
I luvs this! Fanks fr postin, catena.
Kitteh lyke Teller; he won’t talk.
Kitteh lurninin tu disappurrate an got splinched! Dis iz an emergincee peeps! Himz need halp rite awai! Qwik cawl Purrfessor Mcgonniegawl!
Transporter akksident! Dr. McCoy wz rite!
It wuz awl eye cood dew not tew mayke a tranzportur commentz! Eye went wif Haree Pottur cawz uff teh majic. Fank u booklion!
finallee somewun did a Star Trek-ref
and I can poast this!!!
Berri nize Nennepus. Eye will tri tew post moar ST ref. Eye alwayz haz a wurri dat peeps git tyred uff heerin it frum mee allla tyme.
Nebber! {{{{{Tribble}}}}}
Oh, p-k, Im so glad to see yu! I wz just wondering how fings r wif yu.
Ai hazza tired, an oftin a sad an angree, but sumtiems a big happeh like fur Gremlin teh byootimus tabby-an-whyte whu gunna be tutored tuday an tehn go be a barn cat, sted uv being killed fur getting aggresiv whyle playing (him just bored out uv furry skull, iz awl, him waz frenly an cuddly when him camed in!!!).
*points tu bottum uv thred fur more infos on resint ebents*
{{{{{prysma-kitteh}}}}}
Yu doing gud work, dear. Ihopes yu have ways to take care of yurself, and nurture yrself, and uzes them. I gno yu gnoes this, but we awl can yuse reminder, that to gib luv and care, yu haz to let yrseff receive love and care, too.
*gibs prysma anuvver prism fur her collkshun. Every colorful ray brings in anuvver kind of love and nurturing for yur body, mind, nd spirit*
Ai trai mai best tu luk after me. Aifinkso ai catching mai balanse nao an mebbe can du better. Ryte nao, ai haz 12 kittehs in teh howse (mai 4, 6 unSneezies, Beauty an her son Benny) an whyle iz moar wurk, iz alwayz a kitteh tu hug! Ai habing trubble wif riting, which be normully mai best coping fing — ai find self finking, “whai ai waste time riting fantasy stuffs wif reel kittehs suffring owt tehre?” but ai trai tu remind self taht ai needs tu keep self otay in order tu halp teh kittehs an teh riting duz taht.
Also, ai haz teh awsum frendz, yesh ai duz! Eben if ai stayed away fur a lil bit coz ai nawt wanted tu bring kwite so MUCH sad kitteh stuffs here, ai finked uv yu guys ebreeday. Speshullee when ai started finking human rayse be nawt deserbing tu live… ai remind self uv cheezpeeps taht be teh bestest in teh human rayse!
An ai haz mai Seanya taking gud care uv me.
Yu wants tu heer what ai been duing fur teh kittehs? Nawt want tu bore ennywun…
Oh yesh, yesh. Whut has yoo been doing? And mah eggsperience is that teh sad kitteh stuffs is miksed in with teh JOYFUL kitteh stuffs. Is no havvin wun without teh udder, as they sez . . .
FB peeps haz herd sum uv tihs alreddy…
We nawt spost tu put teh reel toys in teh admitting room cajes coz uv paqwsibul diseez transmishun, so ai devising teh toys taht can be useded wunce an tehn throwed owt. Ai makes teh finger-knitted string wif 2 rings frum toilet paper / paper towl tube crosst at end lyk a ball, an tie tu cage door… sum uv teh kittens just luvluvluv tehm! An ai finded playce online wif templates fur cardboard toys… marmaladepets.com/promo/mouse.html Ai gunna trai tehse nekst. Ai finded old plastik corking spool frum when ai waz little kid, an ai make short tube, stuff wif a lil bit uv pillo fluff, tehn close it off an add a tail befoar ai cut teh yarn… an eben tho tehy take me bowt 10-15 minnits, ai cannawt make enuff coz teh kittehs lyk so much! Ai wurking awn uvver fings, tu.
Also, want tu get kittehs noticed an adopted… speshullee teh black wuns an tuxie wuns, tehy haz teh lowest dopshun rate.
So ai wayting fur prooval awn tu ideeas so far. Ideea 1: give eech kitteh a prize ribbon. Frum email when ai proposed: “One who talks a lot could have a blue ribbon in public speaking. An acrobatic one could have a gold medal in gymnastics. A super-affectionate one could have a world-class purr. A gorgeous one could be the Calico Beauty Queen of 2009. An overweight one is a prize-winning gourmet. A huge one is first place in security. One who likes to curl in a ball is a champion pillow impersonator. A senior cat could have a lifetime achievement award. One who’s had a really rough time could have one for extraordinary courage.” Get kids an art groops an stuff (psych hospital haz art groop always lukking fur projekts) making ribbons an making tehm colurful an glittery an fansea an stuffs.
Idea #2: put posters up arownd town, berry simple text-onlee wuns, wif fings lyk, “Looking for a new special friend? Someone to cuddle up with? purrsonalskingston.info” an get tehm awl curious an stuffs so tehy go luuk. Yu iz curious? Go luuk, site be up, altho needs wurk still if ai gets prooval tu di this.
Plus, iz a groop starting a low-cost spay/neuter clinic heer. Ai sed ai will du kennel attendant oar reseption wurk az volunteer whyle it getting started, an Seanya an ai gonna make website fur it. Luv teh kittehs, but need less uv tehm!!!
*fawls ober eggzosted*
*puts a liddlol sawft blankee arownd P-K, hands her a kold drink* There there, P-K. Of korse yoo is tyred, doing awl these gud wurks! *tayks P-K’s paw jently, holds it in myne, looks kayrfully at teh lifelines and such on teh paw* OK, I tells yor forchun:
A creative mynd and a compassionate hart, yoo has them.
Yoo will never be lonely or lack things to do.
Luv – yoo will nawt has to go phar to fynd it.
Yor gud deeds will wun day be rewarded – if nawt in this wurld, in teh neggst.
Yoo kinnawt be letting teh hart-braykings stawp yoo frum yor important wurk; this meens yoo must tayk kayr of yorself too!
Taht iz awsum site PK ai lubs teh style uv teh purrsonals ads!
Fanks, guis.. luv an awsum frenz, ai haz em!
Happy to sayve yu frum yrseff. I fink Dr. McCoy regarded transporter az uncouf majik, so it still fits.
Aym in yor Internetz, messin with yor time-space kitttehnuum.
win!
I iz in Ur cabinet, messing wid Ur percepshuns
Ohai two-kittehs. Lukz lyke demz haz two-kittehs!
ohai Tribble, I has a busee an a stressed, so mush to do an so liddel tyme. I can has minions?
Yu can borro mai 6 unSneezy minions?
Tehy nawt so gud at fokusing awn wun fing, tho. Eksept gushifud. Yur “mush tu du” inbolbe gushifuds?
Uverwise, iz lyk herding cats tu get tehm tu du ennyfing…
Ohai, P-K. I wuz SO GLAD to hear yor gud noos abowt teh tabbeh-boi Gremlin gitting adoptified to become a barn cat. That was so FTW!!!!
Me tu! Az long az ai can halp sum uv teh kittehs, ai can deel wif teh momints taht be hard. An gnoing taht ai halped get Gremlin owt uv there intu awsum barn-home where him nawt eber gunna be bored-intu-aggreshun again, that be a BIG win.
And what will Gremlin teh Tabby Barn Cat be up to in hiz gnu jawb?
Advizing teh chikkins hao to lay eggz
Being teh boss of awl teh uther Barn Kittehs
Climbing teh ropes and ladders in teh barn to see whut teh burds ar doing . . .
D . . .
Dreeming up noo mischief in each nap
Eat eat eat eat eat
Forever live happileh – yay!
G…
Dragun-slayin, wen rekwired
Egg purrtektin, frum teh fawkses
F…
froliking merrilee
going fishin
happy tail chase games
I…
Investigating ebreefing
Just lying inna sunbeem (tu recharje!)
Keeping teh uvver barn kittehs in line
Lurking owtside mowseholes
M…
Moonbeems, lying dreemily in dem
Noms, eeting dem!
Oberlording ober awl
P…
Pawing at liddlol bugs krawling arownd on teh barn flor
Quantifying just hao menneh mauses ther is hyding in teh barns
Running fastfastfast throo teh barnyard!
S . . .
Staying awai frum teh horsies’ feets
Tumbling arownd wif teh odder kittehs
Udder fun stuffs
V…
Maeking shur teh mauses beehave
Nomnomnomnom
Offishul wellkumming kommittee
Perchin awn teh hoarsiees
Q…
Vying for “Best Barn Cat of 2009″ award
Wayting for noms, but not for verry long
Xercizing in teh barnyard (leg lifts! tayl stretches!)
Y . . .
Yarn toys – play wif them oftun
Zipp round the barn chasing “insekts”
Yay – happy days of a happy barnkitteh!
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray for Gremlin teh Barn Cat and awl of himz gnu adventchurs!
May he lib lawng, and prospurr. *holds paws up sumwhat in teh shayp of teh Vulcan V*
Ai alwayz sez, laws uv fizziks be purely sujestions fur kittehs… pawsiblee laws uv fizzy-ology tu!
*covers P-K in soft floofeh padding – tu prevent bruises frum all the “pownsing-on-hur-because-she-hassnt-been-heer-for-so-long”-actibitee sure to be coming frum dis poast*
an de laws of nanatomee tuu!
Fank yu fur teh padding — ai did nawt fink uv taht!
*sails thru teh air an bowlols PK ober* YUR BACK!!! Ohai, ohai, ohai! Wii misded yu, yesh wii did!
Mrrrrppp! *gets knocked intu nekst week* *purrs madlee ennyway*
Ohai! Ai misst yu tu! Hao yur howseful uv kittehs?
Ai nawt meend tu be nawt-heer fur a long time. Ai just hadda big tired, frum being at teh humayn sosietee duing mai wurk playsemint. An a big sad an angree, lots uv teh tiem, tu, an ai nawt wanted tu be heer ebreeday duing nuffing but awl teh skreeming ai cannawt du there.
Nao, ai haz been hyred there tu wurking part-tiem, so ai there less, an also, ai finding ways tu du lil gud fings lyk inventing disposabul toys fur teh kittehs whu nawt can haz reel wuns yet (infekshun risks) (bored kitteh = stressed kitteh = sick kitteh an we haz tu menny sick kittehs!!!) an stuffs. An finding uvver peeps wurking there whu wanting tu make fings better fur teh aminlols, tu. So, iz still hard, but ai ajusting, aifinkso!
*comes out of cleening and werking seclooshun*
*pounses on PK and knocks her into next month*
*sits down kwicklee and acts nonshalant*
OHAI!!!!!
*hollers back frum nekst munf*
OOHHAAII!!!!
Yoo can kum kleen mai hous plzkthx?
Mine tu? 12 kittehs — havok, tehy iz reeking it!!!
Soe happy yu gawts teh jawb, butt (!) sawree fur teh pleh! parts. Weneber yu feel lyke screemin, come heer tu vent, oar leev a messuge awn teh profiel page. Wii is heer fur yu. {{{{{PK, Sean an awl teh fur-kiddehs}}}}}
Yesh, wot AfriCat sedded!!!
*bites PK onna eer for being awai so long*
*tehn liklikliks her*
*ppuuuRRRRrrrRRrrrRRRRrrr*
*likliks bak*
Sowree. Just… sumtiems latelee, ai feeling lyk ai being a lil tu self-absorbed when ai heer, an ai nawt want tu abuse frenships bai posting tu much bad stuffs.
Mebbe went tu far.
Shud at leest be telling teh happeh stuffs! Like teh ginormus (nawt oberwait, just berry berry big) brown tabbeh, 6 yeers old, surrendered bai owners after 5 years coz tehy waz going on baycayshun (!). Him sooo eezygoing an relaksed an cuddly! Him gotted ‘dopted bai a mom an her lil son… last ai saw, teh son waz hugging teh kitteh, whu almost as big as him, an saying him be new bestest frend an can sleep awn hims bed. Ai gotted yelld at coz ai nawt finished cleening taht room awn tiem, ai waz tawking tu lady bowt what kitteh be gud fur tehm an getting taht boy’s record tu lukk fings up an stuff… nawt care, yelling waz wurf it!!!
Grrrrr… *has a nangree at teh fot ob ennewun yelling at owr PK*
*shrug* Ai getting yelled at almost ebree day fur taking tu lawng in teh kitteh rooms. In teh dopshun rooms, ai tawks tu peeps finking uv dopting, oar ai tawk tu bolunteers — wun sez her gonna cuddle black an tuxie kittehs speshul coz tehy gets so much less attenshun an her nawt gnoed that befoar. In teh admitting rooms, ai gives ekstra cuddles coz tehm sumtiems skared an sumtiems sick oar hurt an sometimes bored an unhappeh, an bolunteers nawt allowed back tehre.
Ai spost tu get thru 15 cages in 2 owrs… taht meen, move kittehs tu change cage, empty cage, note awn back uv cage card if kitteh eeted an used litter box, wash cage wif bleechy water, wipe cage owt wif cleen water, dry wif paper towl, newspaper bottum, set up wif litter box an fud an water (an toys, an towl, az propriate), put kitteh back in cage, wipe change cage wif bleechy water, wipe change cage wif cleen water, dry wif paper towl, an repeet fur nekst cage. 15 times. In 2 owrs. Mebbe 3, in teh dopshun rooms, coz innerupshuns happen.
What be teh point, if you nawt spending time akshullee SEEING teh kittehs? Ai finds fings like ticks (blech) an stuffs awn kittehs coz ai “slo”. Pffft. But iz wun cowurker whu nawt eben luk at kittehs naems… him “nawt du names”… him neber even blink when kittehs die. Ai nawt can be lyk taht…
Ai tink iz bein gud fur yu to tawk bout bads stuffs an gud fur us tu heer too {{{PK}}}
Aifinkso iz nawt eez fur sum peeplz tu luv, caer an looz kittehz. Tehy radder nawt gets attached tu dem. Taht iz liek mai moms, hur rader nawt habs pet den habs tu looz pet, iz bein bery sads.
Ai luvs pet an kneow dem will leebs meh an ai beh sads butt(!) iz soooooo wurf it neow madder whut happenz tu dem. Ai tinks maibeh yu iz beins liek taht tu. Aifinkso eberybunneh heer iz beins liek taht.
Iz bedder tu luvs an losteds den neber luvs at awl. Iz beins bery tru fraze ainfinkso!
Az fur teh bads, aifink yu nawt habs tu wurry bowt taht heer. Ai habs suspicionz eburybunneh heer has tu tu much luvs fur yu tu worriez. Ai kneow ai luvs tu heer teh bads, teh guds and teh uglez neo madder whut! Ai gibs yu much much luv PK fur awl yu does an much much thx fur sharinz it wif meh.
Aifinkso ai resurrect mai WP blog for teh purrsonal stuffs abowt wurk. Nawt want tu haz offishul link tu foster blog coz tehy mebbe object tu me saying ennyfing mebbe negativ bowt HS in taht. But mai WP blog, if ai nawt link tu it, ai use it just fur sharing wif cheezfrendz abowt what happin wif teh kitteh reskyuings. Tehn ennywun whu wanting moar uv teh detayls can luk there. But ai will stop avoiding ICHC coz uv nawt wanting tu be a downer.
Nicewitch has sed a fing a few times taht ai keeps remembering: it takes brave peeps tu love, knowing taht we will lose tehm becoz uv tehm having teh shorter lives. Iz wurf ebree bit uv teh pain, tho, fur teh mazing rewards.
PK — I hope you will see this since most people are posting on another lol … but please don’t limit yourself when you come here. We love to hear the good news — but we can help you work through the bad news stuff, too. From being part of this awesome ICHC community for quite some time now, I just KNOW that Cheezpeeps do a wonderful job of helping people through bad times.
Keeping the bad stuff bottled up inside of you doesn’t do anyone any good. Bottled-up stress is concentrated stress. When you come here and pour out the bad stuff, it gets diluted & isn’t nearly as toxic any more. We love you & we’re happy to take some of that stress away from you.
{{{{{{{{{{PK}}}}}}}}}}
This happeh ending brot to yoo by P-K!
Thanks for teh storeh! Is a majik momint when a kitteh gits its forever hoem. Teh majiks and teh happehs rubbings orf on awl hoo being ther, ifinkso . . .
It’s not magician cat, it’s just longcat!
Longcat is loooooooooooooooooooooooooong.
I’ve herd of benders, but tis is ridicolus!
that looks nice and coolz
yup dat iz wun cool majik kitteh “nods head” – hey smudgie why yoo no update yoor coolz blog – it berry funnie
Tanks tulipmouse – will tri and do this weekend if hooman don’t keep falling sleepies on keybord
hoorah!
“Tonight, on ‘Magic’s Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed…’ the Masked Magician pulls back the curtain, and exposes the secrets to: Making the same cat appear on two different shelves, then putting him back together…”
haf n haf kitty – ME OW!
and we all says
o well i nevar
wuz tehre evar a cat so clevar
az majikul mr mistoffelees
shrodinger cat
Yo i saw new moon and how does you do it??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????