… I want my
… I want my own room…
but kittehs awlwayz stik togither.
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An ai want mah MTV — teh way it wuz yeerz ago!
*WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP*
*SPLORT WARNING LEBEL ELEBENTY!!!!*
Dis iz NAWT a drill!!! Repeet — dis iz nawt a drill!!! Plz to fassen ur CHRG (or 50s style bavving cap or wutebber uvver fing u use to purrtektify ur braynes). Deez kittehs iz bery daynjerus!!!!
sew menni pinkee noeses…………….
sew menni pinkee towses………….
elebenty uv da pinkee mouthz …………………………..
oh carp1! dat wun onna taup iz snoarin………………………..
sawry
ai kant luk awai eben doe ai noes da konsekwinzes.
SP………L……OR………….TTTTTT!!!11!
Bee baw Bee Baw maek wai fur teh CCC
Screech! teh CCC Kums to a halt
*sweep up wb’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
oh noes! A cheezpeep is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Willy boy in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
There – u cant be splortid – Loki an Eva an de otters wuld prefer u whole an recubberd fankyu!
oh fanks nennepus N catslave
dat wuz wun messi splort – kneaded an doublol rezkew aifinkso
ooh donuts! williboi lubs donuts
conga rats, nightshayde, awn leedun teh parayde!
Iz teh nightshayde brayde parayde
*snerk*
adn start takun dese littul pillz…
Dere’z no rume 2 swing a cat heer
*snikr*
not even a kitten!!!
itsy bitsy knapp kommitee
Their meetings keep getting interrupted by the knapps…
deys sleepin onna jaub
Sleepin IZ teh job
Gonna moove out on mai own !
dorms ar always so crowdid…
Kitteh litter?
Heddesk ….
It’s teh Mummeh kitteh Ai feels sry fur!
An wear iz da bebbe daddies?
Cattin abowt!
Dey’s juss bein catty.
WHOOOT WHOOOT WHOOOT!!!LEBBEL ELENBTY SPLORT WARNING!!! SECURE UR CHRGS (W/DOI) AND MAIK SURE DAT EWE HAZ YOUR HGGS’ (HAPPY GOGGIE GOGGLES) IN PLACE !!1!!
O noes ai fink ai’m gonna s….p….l…..o….r…..tttttttttttt
oh noes! A cheezpeep is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Miniminsmum in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
There – u cant be splortid – Loki an Eva an de otters wuld prefer u whole an recubberd fankyu!
O fank yu Nennepus, ai juss didn’t see teh warnings in taim, adn couldn’t fine teh CHRG – ai no ai put it someware handee – adn awl dat floofeeness adn teenytiny pawses adn nozes woz too mush furr me!
*sits kwietly in recubbery room sippin teh hot chocklit adn nommin teh donuts*
hmm tihs splorting bizness iz nawt too bad ackshully
*pulls floofeh blankitt tyter adn wayts for majiklol eliksir to tayk iffect*
mmmm taht feels beddered aifinkso
skweeeee!!!!!!
*holds titely to CHRG and HGG*
(akshewally, teh kitteh in teh corner reminds me of me as a babee-kat. I wuld never take naps in preeskool. whish I culd take naps now!)
U can has ur own room kitteh….as long as I kin be in it wif u!!!
now THAT is a cuddle puddle!
Iz nawt cuddle puddle… is cuddle pond!!
yew shud linkee et fro da failbloggers
dis hao da lolkats due et rite!
Mite wan tu warne dem uv da splort riskez dough!
Care fur a dip?
Hand me taht snorgle snorkle: Ai’m goin in!
yesh pls i liek vinalla, two scoops?
aawwww taht iz wai tu kyoot skwirrlgrrl!!
We has a crowded
Butt we haz a warm!
Pinque nozes and pinque tozes! and widdle earz and tayles!
SPLORT!
oh noes! A cheezpeep is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Catslave in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
There – u cant be splortid – Loki an Eva an de otters wuld prefer u whole an recubberd fankyu!
I want my own room, with a door that closes. My own bed. My own window. Mine! Mine! Mine! I through with sharing. Grumblol.
Ooooh. I has a lonely!
Ahm NAWT sleepee! Ahm NAWT! Ahm NZZZZZZ
*tucks cheezmap blankee around BDM*
okay, burfdayfairy iz gonnahafta do do veryveryverywifakwiknessbeforei splorts…HAPPEEBURFDAY to Cyberkedi an Devon10 an evrewunelsehoohazaburfdaytoday!!! cuppiecakes in manyflavrs, frootypartypunch, iskreem, noyzmakers, an goodiebagsfilledwif fuzzykittehstikkers, liddleplushiekittehdollz, kandee, an extrystrengf extrystylish bavingcapswifcolurfulflowrsonthem *splort*
*weakly frum a puddle on teh flor* big swish ob teh burfday wand to make all yor wishes come troo*
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
Oh deer teh burfday fairy is doun….
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up her branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
ohai anni – yew iz sew speedie, afinkso
aiz goan bak tu da recubbery lounje miselfs nao…kneads tu lye doan fur a liddle moar..
ooh… moar donuts…..
phew, fank yoo annipuss! usully i kan being very profeshunal abowt dis, but dis baskit full ob bebbehs wuz just too much. heer, haz a extry cuppiecaek (i knowz yoo haz teh diabeetus, but theez are speshul not-bad-only-gud-for-yoo cheezland cuppiecakes!)
fank yoo too willy boy, yoo wuz also teh helpful calling for help!! heerz a extry cuppiecake for yoo too!
Aaaack HALP!!! da burfday Fairy iz DOWN!!!!!!
*williboi runz in circlols* *peas in a flannik*
HALP SUMBUDDY!
The 1 advantage of bein the only gurrl….I always got my own spot.
You no get yer own spot in cheezland! *Jumps on Chessie wiff a double snuggle*
Ai wuz teh ownlee gurl till mai sistur arribed – wen Ai wuz 14!
An den u habs 2 share?
Yep!
ahhh iz teh eerz ai cans nawt taek teh kyootness ub teh eerz *clozez aiz an triez tu tink ub blobfishie an tayepifiez hur CHRG wif lawts ub happiface duckie tayep!*
blobfishie, ugli ugli blobfishie *peakz wun aiy opun* oh teh kyootnezz uv teh foldeded eerz awn teh kitteh awn teh left… *tink ub teh blobfishie, teh anglerfishie, teh monkfishie* Aifinks awl teh reeely ugleh aminols aer fishies… teh oshunz iz bein kinda skeery pace.
Oh, man – eleben bebehs – maybee if I jus luks at one – I piks teh littul tigurry wun in teh top middul – no, waet, teh ornij wun at top left – no, teh wun snuggled into teh ornij wun – no, wait, the snorin wun – no no teh awakey one – no no no NO CAN PIK!!! I WANTS TEHM AAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!
*splort.*
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up Duffy’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
mmmph…aack..koff, koff………..
*williboy swallers cuppycaek n warshes et down wiff sumoar kokoe*
okai iz recubbered frum mai eerliar splort nao
oh noes! Duffy is down!!!
*runs in wif det portablol CCC hampur*
*skoops braynes up an rincies with passhun fruit sparkleh mineral water*
*playcis brayns back in cabbity and put headbone back*
*tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp tayp wif ducky taep – hello Kitty akshulleh*
*puts on multiplol CHRGs an moar tayp tayp tayp tayp*
*Puts Duffy in a floofeh blankitt, in de comfy chair in de recubbery room – wif a cup ob hot chocklit and som donuts an a glass ob Rosinas majiklol recubereh eliksir*
Bedder?
Oh fank yu, fankyu both. At tihs tiem of day majiklol elicksir an choklit are despritlee needed even wifout lookin at NO DONT LUK AGIN litterbocks litterbocks litterbocks litterbocks
*whew*–
wifowt lookin at — er, nise fings. I will jus luk at a chart of teh unbilled accownts for a while.
An hav sum majik eliqusir an choklit.
Ohai dayr, duffee!
Oapunnz CCC
andz pluggz in ‘Braynee~Ak~Vakk’
2 cleenz up t3h mess
Poarz braynz bakk. Den taykz
Buddurrfly~ Band~Aydz 2 maykz
ebbeefenngz prittee
Pullz daown ekkstra strengff
‘Noo Elebbentee Bebbeh
Prufe CHRG’!
U can haz Bunjee
Coardz oarz Ekkstra Wyde Dukkt Tayp
2 stawp t3h leekijj!
Rappz CHRG
wiff Bunjee Coardz. U can haz
Froazinn Millkee Wayz
Awllso habz Hurshee
Awllmundz Bawrz andz Iee Bryte Tee
2 fikkz blud shoogur
U gets sawfft floofee
blankitt 2 keeps U wawrm andz
2 feeleengz bettah!
Jack.
I is awed.
too cute belly rubz, did sumone fart in teh bed
CYOOT!!!!!ELEBENTY!!!1!!!!!
Kittehs no past gast…It was da goggie!
It’s possible to snorgle four kittens at once.
Hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug hug…
Whew.
Start again…
itty bitty kitteh cans hab mai rum, an Ai wil lib wif the comitteh!
I wants to put mah fayse in teh pile of kyootness and snuzzle all elebenty babeh kittehs at teh same time. Theys just too kyoot……cant takes it….looking away… are they gone yet? *looks back* ACK!! SPLORT!!! Thud.
Kurt! Yu saved me wunst! Is paybak time!!!
*carefilly brings CCC ovir, avoiding misc fings on flooor*
*sweep sweep sweeps up branium an cranium*
*sort sort sorts out bits*
*paks brayny bits into brayne-shape jello mold, after rinsing wif peach-flavur smart watur*
*puts brayne in fridje, rinses cranyum bits an shapes bak into bowl-shape*
*carefully shloops brayne bak into craniyum*
*tape tape tapes wif duk tape (wif duks on it)*
*attaches CHRG wif moar duks taep*
*takes Kurt by hand and leeds to Splort Recubery Lounje.
Heer, sit in dis nise beenbag chayre an has sum hot choklit an a choklit possum, an luk at this explanashun of teh helth care reform for at leest 2 minnits. Yu wantz blankie?
Is kinda warrum in here. Just LMK.
Im gonna go luk in teh frije for sum moar of taht smart wattur, but I’ll be cloase by.
Can’t say I blamez kitteh fur wantin’ himz own place.
waaaah! so cute kittens!!! reminds me of my cat and his medicine…:|
conga rats on ur nawt sekond
oh mhy guudness ish the kyootness! o.O kant….stawp….luukin…..EEEP! *splort* >.<!
awwwz ish so kyooote!
My word. I do hope all those adorable kittens aren’t from the same litter. The poor Mommy Cat!
(*Aside* They are adorable)
Two words: “Spay” and “Neuter”.
OMG its the itteh bitteh kitteh commiteh, and its newest member, the one how doest get the “cuddle puddle” consept