
part cat part stegasaurus
can i b in teh next jurassik park?
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part cat part stegasaurus
can i b in teh next jurassik park?
Picture by: Sarah. Caption by: r_is_for_rachel via Our LOL Builder
plz tu pet wib kawshun
Congrats, GP. Pork pyez an Ginniss fur sillibrayshuns?
Ob corse!!! * nom nom nom slurp slurp slurp *
Ohai, GP!
We hazza lawts uv pinnygigs ryte nao at humayn Sosietee, an tehy furebber be weekweekweeeking at me when ai gibing tehm teh fuds. Ai finks uv yu ebree tiem tehy duz.
prysma! Good to see you! I’ve been wunnering where/how you all are. {{{p-k}}}
Lukk awn last thred… ai gibed update stuffs.
{{{{{Q}}}}
Glad to see you, and to read the updates
Rawr an conga rats to awl!
congarats awnna very nice ty!
*sip ginnesses*
GP — clickie onna da “can i b in … ” unner da piktur. Iz zat u oar a reelashun ub yers???
EM Taht iz bein sooooo kyoot! tanks fur posteins it. Ai lub pinnygigz butt(!) ai neber hads wun…ai luv gigz ub awl kines aksully. Ai hab kwite a kollecksun ub giggybankz an fuzziez wunz tu an goggie toiz.
Wii had sumz as babeh kidz and der bee da noizie — as PK sez up der ^^ dey goes weeek weeek week weeeeek weeek awl da tymez!!! nawt dat der iz aneefink rong wif weekin’ ….
iz beins liek widdle chortlez rite? ai luvs teh sownd
Kittehasaur! “Plz tu pet wib kawshun”
Run!! It’s a hybrid!!!
Haff prehistorik!
and when flying, a terra dactLOL
heheheh!
A terra polly dactyl?
Prehysterick kitteh
Halloween cat is early…
but he’ll be takin dat candy anyway
uhm! furry stegosaurus?
who noo!!
Oh noes! Teh rare fuzzosauris kitteh-puss pilo-erekticus!
Hmmm… off to teh Nawty Barn wif yoo, aifinkso!
Hey! Teh nawtee wuz in whut yoo herd, nawt in whut I sed! *claims innocence* Pilo-erect is whut yoo kawls it when teh hayrs stands on end, is troo! *bats eyz innocently, luks away*
Don get two close two hiz Thagomizer.
* scamper scamper scamper *
* micrololfone fudbak *
Ahem! AHEM! Ai kin has yur tenshuns, plzthx??? Fankies!
Ai has herd taht a lawng, LAWNG thyme ago dere wus a musiclol festeebull taht lasted fur 3 hole dais adn dere wus lawts ob flowurs adn flaired jeens adn free lubb adn umm… otter fings tu…
Sadlee, ai is nawt as wrinkleh adn gray hared as sum ob us so ai donut member eet…
O, LCB… ai deed nawt sea yu ober dere…
Nao, iffn taht sownds liek teh phun tu yu adn yu weeshes yu wus dere, donut wurry!!!
Wii Can Has Beneefit Consert Fur Stoopy Pleh Reel Lyfe Syndrome??? O, Yesh Yesh Yesh!!!
Taht’s rite, cheezfrends!!! Awn Mundane teh 31nd Oargust, wii kin has “Cheezstock – 3 LOLs ob Cheez adn Mud”!!!
Dere wheel bii LAWTS ob sawngs frum awl ob yur fayborit singurs adn iffn yu wants tu rite a sawng ob yur own, yu kin du taht tu!!! LCB is ower Musiclol Misdirectifyer so iffn yu wants tu purrform, plz tu be riting tu LCB awn lolcatburglar at gmail dot com
Umm… lemme sea… whut else??? umm… prolly ai is forgotting lawts ob fings but but but taht’s eet fur nao!
Fankies!!!
Far out, man. Peace.
wut lol dus it start on?
* faispaw *
silleh me!!! eet startifies awn teh 6am Cheezthyme LOL
Fanks Piggeh! * hands ovur sum pork scraychins*
*hedbats piggeh for leaving out such important informations*
Here is teh start time shedyule:
*6am Cheeztime (Hawaii)
*9am West Coast Merica tiem
*10am Mountain time
*11am Central
*NOON East Coast Merica tiem
*5pm TTI time
*6pm Rest of Yerp time
*7pm Riyadh
*2am Sydney (teh next day)
*4am Auckland (teh next day)
wii didnt bekom eggstink…wii wuz ahbsorbed!
mai lousee bandwidth, let mii sho yu eet!
*gigglolz* butt(!) yur commint wuz full ob teh winz an awesum aifinkso!
Did u ferget to use da fabric sofener?
0.o. somebody mix’ed up da bleach n da fabric softeners…
hee hee — dis kitteh liks like mii BamBam!! BamBam haz mor blaky partz — butt (!) iz berry close!!
kittehsaurus!
An we saur kitteh!
lol Anni!!!!
saurkat?
Bottul brush kitteh!
Pls tu luk heer for a glance at the offishul attire of our cheezmen – all compleet wif matching ksessuries…
Lol! Love it!
*swoons* ai luvs a man in a kilt!
Kittehs do nawt need cloes. Dey lukk splendid enuff in dere fur.
and in this case – coloured furrr!
Ai still fink dat iz nawt nessessery, Kittehs aer byootimuss az dey aer. No nead 2 mess abowt wiv dem!
*whispurrs* – anni, ai agree wif u – butt it’s a man in kilt!!! wif matching kitteh!
*whispurrs som more…* u shud see the otter payntid kittehs in that email i got this from…
Pink wuns! green wuns – oh the huge mannatee – all the colurs of the rainboe!!!
Colurcoordinashuned kitteh, dis yeer’s moast sort-after fashun accis… axces….akses…. fing to match wot yur waring!
of course. nao I know – I shud paint mai kitteh daily so her fur will always match what I’m wearing!
*hedsmak*
Iz just lyke those matching muther-dawter owtfits frum teh 1950s. . . . onlee nawt reelly lyke that atall!
And yoo duzzint has to paynt teh kitteh. Yoo culd simply buy a smawl matching owtfit, in size K, for Kitteh.
*thinks abowt going owt after wurks to buy Dexter a teal T-shirt, teal patterned pants with seashells on them, and teal shooz to match what aym wayring*
*wisspurrz* Anni — doughnut worry – da kittehz iz nawt reelee paintified — iz jest a jest!! Iz speecial fotografiology – sew da kittehs lukee paintee, butt dey nawt!! da webbie site iz whypaintcats . com
*whispersback*
that’s a relief – mai MamaCass would scratch me to ribbons if I did that for real!
Dass ok den. Ai juss fink dat dressin kittehs oar messin abowt wiv dem iz an affrunt 2 dere dinnitee!
Merging kitteh DNA with dino DNA . . . oh noes!
Yor scientists were so preokkupied with whether or not they CULD; they didn’t stop to think if they SHULD!
Jurassic Park ref ftw!
Congratz to GP, Anni, Swee’pea, and mmm. Let’s eat in celebration!
Here’s some delicious corn salad with tomatoes, avocado, and jalapeno; and ripe black figs with some soft fresh goat cheese; grilled tuna steaks; bottlols of wine, pitchers of iced tea, and lots of cold water!
Nom, sip, nom. I’z starving
oooooo sownds wunnnnerful!
O nom nom nom, fank Q furr dis wundermus feest yu hav prepaired furr uz awl
Lemme joyne yu in kongrats to teh uvver tyers!
Thanks, Q! Hao jenrus of yoo! *nom nom nom!*
thankQ
Mebbe part Bos Taurus, tu?
Hoo aer u cawlin a cow?!
Part cow. And if teh shoo fits…
…
Jus kidding!
Sum has bad hare dai.
Ai wish ai wuz dat luckee.
Ai has bad hare liyf!
Mee two
dat wuz Ohairku!
Dubble
S’nawt troo! Ur hare (nawt bunneh) jus needz teh rite awtfit!
yeah…won dat enkludz eh skahf tu kova hare!
meoooRAAWWWWR!
Akshullee… sum kittens sownd lyk teh velosi… vilos… teh fast bad dinos in Jurassic Park when tehy yelling fur fuds oar fings!
Oooh! Speeking uv hairs, ai gots tu go owt fur a bit! Ai maked a ginormus (fur me) desishun: mai hair berry long, nawt been cutted in ober 10 yeers — iz waist-length an ai kinda haz a vanity abowt it. Howeber, iz becoming a berry large pain in teh tayl, habing tu get it confined ebree day fur wurks an awl. So… ai gunna gets it cut tu, lyk, shoulder lengf.
But, sinse kittehs fink mai hair iz gratist toy eber, ai gunna get tehm tu leeve a rat-tail full-lengf. Mai 80s growing-up, let me sho yu it!
Ai be back later! Ai DU need tu du sum howsewurks an londrees tuday, an make kitteh toys (awn prevyus thred), but ai miss mai frendz!!!
Schmoos!
PRYSMA!!1! OMG!
Here, has this shiny hair clip for ur new shiny hairdo.
Fanks, LCB! It wurk purrfektlee!!!
Willl you donate your hair to Locks of Love, who make wigs for cancer patients?
Q – GMTA!
See mah commint just below yors.
Ai givved 14 inches uv hayre to Locks of Love at teh beginning uv July. Sum playces will giv u a free hayrekut if u donates ur hair.
Ohai, mah sister has long curly blonde hairs to her waist and has decided to git it cut after her klass reunion in September. She is donating hers to Locks of Love, which givs teh hayrs to childrens hoo needings them due to losing hayrs bekaws of medikal treatmints.
Just google “Locks of Love” and there is info ther abowt how to donate, if yoo has an interest.
I also has teh long hayrs that is waist-length. Teh cullur is a dark blonde, and I has nawt had it cut for menneh yeers. I always wayrs it up – in a bun or a ponytayl. I tole mah huzbing abowt whut mah sister is doing, and he lukkt at mah hayrs in fear. No!!! He duzzint wunt them cut! And so I guess I keeps myne long . . .
Ai glad ai peeked back in, ai nawt finked uv taht! Ai will talking tu tehm abowt it, ai will! Whai wasting lots uv hairs intu garbije if iz gunna halp peeps? Ai gets tehm tu tu 2 ponytayls, eever side uv teh rat tail ai wants tu keep, so ai can donate it, if tehy cin du taht.
(Ai waz nawt ebber gunna get it cut… but iz dribing me crazee coz deeling wif critters ai haz tu keep it back an up an ebreefing, an it take fureber tu drai ebree nite, an an an… it just ekstra noyance rite nao. Mebbe sumdai ai lets it gro owt agen…)
tahtz wut ai iz goings tu du cuz mai phisyoterapist tells meh tu kuts sum ub it
mien iz nawt az longs az yurs iz but iz moer den 10 inchuz.
PK — wen u get it cut, be shur to tell teh purrrrsun dat u still needs to haz ur hayre long enuf to put in a ponytail. If ur used to hazzin it back, ai kin awlmoast guarantee it will drive u crayzee to nawt be able to put it back.
ai hopez ai habs enuff tu still du taht butt(!) eben if nawt ai still gunna du et. Mai hairz growz liek teh weedz enewai. Dids yu hab tu sends it yurself NS?
I did — this is the first time I had to send it myself (I’ve donated four or five times now, I think).
I love the heart on the side of the kitteh. So cute!
Stattikk Cow Kitteh
billdeeng upz jynoarmuss chawrjj
2 ‘Zap!’ t3h Doggeh
Stattikk Cow Kitteh
can sneekz up awn disstrakktid
Doggeh andz habz ‘Phunn!’
Stattikk Cow Kitteh
coodz awllso leepz frum Beeg Lawng
Chayr andz getz rebenjj!
Jack.
hey hey! stattikk kitteh ai lubs it!
lekrik kitty eek
Y i neber seez da LOLs I makify onna da votin pajiz????
It is wun ob teh Grate Miss Terries ob teh yoonivurse – lyk hao snoplow drybers get to werk an wy is tehre oenlee wun monopollies commishun?
Harfumpf!!! Well i noze likee dat purrsun!! Ifinklso Miss Terri shud finee owt da ansurz oar wii shud firez her frum dat job — maebee wii shud firez hur frum GP’s canon!!
Yeah yeah, pweeze letz fire Miss Terri frum a canon!!
Mebbe cud be a event at Cheezstock?!
jus dun gets confuzzled Kerri wif Terri plzkthx!
aifinkso iz trick tu maeks tonz and tonz ub dem
ifin yu oberwhelmz dem wif teh lols tehn dey haz neo ezkaps frum yu =^-^=
Yesh the Grate Miss Terries -
lyke wii iz’t phonetic spelt teh wai it sounds?
adn wii is dyslexia such a hard wurd to spell?
Rubbin teh paws on teh kowch to mayk lektric furz . . . nawt so grayt akshuly.
Butt tehn yu can stik kitteh to teh ceeling!
Hmmm nawt so grayt eivver!
Kitteh luks liek he has a mad or a skared, but his eers don luk mad or skared. Hmmm… mebee tehy jus lef owt tef dryer sheet.
floofy kitteh iz beins uberfloofy!
♫ Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur!
Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur!♫
bery obskure eer wurm aneewun?
ack! mega eerwurm!
mai wurk heer iz dun! *skampurrs awf gigglolin madlee*
Was-Not-Was is Schrodinger refrins, mebbe?
aifinkso kitteh be sneekin up awn nappin hooman an den…*tuch* ZZZAP!!!
or Dimetrodon?
cata sauras!
Wutebber got teh bak haf uv teh kitteh awl fluffified apparently diddin’t bovver teh frunt hav uv teh kitteh.
Eever dat or teh frunt calmed down befoar teh bak did. Kinda like a mullet — business in teh frunt, partee in teh bak.
CATOSAURUS REX escapes Jurassic Park in search of nom
That’s my cat! I can’t believe she made the front page!! I am loving all the comments and other captions, thank you!
congrrrates awn teh frunt paeg
iz grate pikture. Iz kitteh skeered oar jus statiky? Inquirin minds want tu kneow
Thanks! Her name is Sushi, she was scared by her big brother and not happy with him at all.
taht maeks cents
iz luk ub revenge in hurs aiz, ai can sees it.
I liek dinos. LOL. It’s a Patelafelinosaurus. Plate Cat Lizard. LOL