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O fank yu Anni, GMTA furr teh sleepee sownds! Kong-rats to yu adn carosue two
*gigglolz* hey taht iz tu eez
Ebun dis “sleep aid” duzznt wurk fur meh, ai haz teh somina purdy bads butt(!) ony tu fallz azleep
don’t mind the sleepy-time drool on the book, pweez
Ai agreezzzzzzzzz
Awlwais gud to sleeps onna problem.
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****MEWS**UPDATE****
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Iffen yu rememmer, I menshuned a frend wib a sik kitteh, adn I gawt donayshuns tu helps wib her cayr. (Adn again, a big fank yew for dat.) Well, “little miss” (she refoozes to be named wib hoomin names) iz improoving. Hur bloodwork is mush better naw.
{{{{little miss}}}}Yeah!
naw wif fur!
muss… studdee… foar… beeg… testtt….
zzzzz……
dis bee harde ai needs naps
Kitteh mite need reeding glasses.
tu sleep? No, wut dis kitteh needs is a snorgle. Is a wunderful lukkin kitteh! Sawft!
Hoamwurk. I will haz it beginnin in Janyooaree.
yu will need kitteh help?
Kittehs awlways halps wen yu iz triing tu reed.
werk werk has teh same effect!
Speshully teh stoopy marathon narcolmeetings. – zzzzzzzz
Ai veri mush agrii….ai juss gotz hoom frum firs dai bak, lukli tehy dedent gib uz homerwerk
Um, guiez….I jes luuked at teh “Nap Attack” pikshur…
SSSPPPLLLOOORRRRTTTTT!!!
Mirrur, signul, manoober….
Nee-naw nee-naw maek wai fur teh CCC
*sweep up red’s branes an rinse dem wiv saline solushun*
*pakk dem caerfullee bakk in teh hedd an replaes hed bonez*
*fassen wiv dekratib dukky taep *
*snap awn a nyoo CHRG(wdoi)*
*Leed bictim to teh splort recubbery lownj and wrap inna floofy cheezpeepl map blankie an gib sum hawt choklit an a choklit possum*
Dere, rest a while an doan’t luk at teh pikchoor wivout ur purrtektib gogglez.
o anni yu arribed juss in teh nikoftyme
O noes rhsb is down, hoo can drive the CCC, aiz too noo adn don’t hab mai lisense, HALP HALP
maidai maidai
To sleap, perchanse to dreem…
butt wot cud kitteh be dreeming of?
A furrever home
Bundles of wool furr tangling
Comfy playces to sleap
Dishes filled wiv gushifuds
E…
Enticin spawts uv sunshyne tu snooz en
Floofiniss uv da kitteh self
Gushifuds, gushifuds & moar gushifuds
H….
Happitaylz
Icey creemz (but nawt chokolit)
Jumpinz frum comfy spawt to comfy spawt
K…
Eternally-automatically-refilled bowls of noms and sips
Famous Amos cookies
Gushifud (uv kors)
H…
Hugh bugz 2 watch an playwiff
Icky bugZ 2 nom an crunch
Juciee bugz fer rehydrations
K…
Kaopectate tew warsh awl doez bugz down wif
Liddlol stuffed mausez tew bat arownd
Milk ringz unner teh fridge
N…
Kreepin bugz tu pley wiff et nite
Largist uv bugz tu skare da hoomins wiff
Moastlee bugz
N…
New can ob food; New toys; New box to sleep in
Other places to sunbathe belleh
Pi to multiply wiff
Qweztion – how yu maik pi multeply?
Rollin awn warm pateow
Singin fur mai suppah
T…
Too nanner pis times free blooobrei pis makes…nom nom nom.
Up hi in a big window
Velveeta cobered nachos
W…
Wun ob ebrey kinda peepol fud
Y nawt chocklit eyescreams?
Zzzzzz
Ai wants fuzzee bukmark!
Kitteh is cramming foar final in himz eeteeng class.
No, ai didn say cookeeng. Ai sed eeteeng.
Textbook title: Anyone Can Nom
Deh Joy uv Nomming
Happitaylz uv om nom nom
30 minute noms
How to Nom Ebereeting.
Was kitteh in collij wit me?
kitteh woz yur teecha!!
Myne science teecher in 8th grade wuld come in awn Mondai (nawt sekkund hour) gib us a chapter tu read, say “sshhhh” an promply lay hyme head down an take a nap. Wii awlwais teezed hyme bout havin a hangobber, which hii nebber denied.
Diz lukked lyke mii after wurkz! I comed home, layed awn da couch, an prompltly taked a lil nap.
Skwigglee lyne buuk amz
gud sleepz ayd. Wawrm reedeeng lamp
reelee duz t3h trikk!
Skwigglee lyne buuk feelz
wunndurrfull undurr Kitteh’z
floof. No wun knoez wye
Ekkstra floof Kitteh
will tryz nawtz 2 shedd awn dis
brandz noo Speshshull Playss!
Jack.
CUTE! I LOVE it! Same for Cats AND Humans.
I finxo da catz enjoy a variety of temps. an textures. Paper is da law of dis cats howse!
yesh yesh yesh. speshully teh paper i’m reedin, and not teh decoy paper on teh floor!
OMG! That kitteh looks just liek mah Daphne!
Top ten excuses kitteh can use for nawt getting himz hoamwurk dun.
10. Animal planet had gnu Iron Chef style show awn.
9. The police finally gawt wise to that
niporegano excuse.8. He had uh tummy ache frum eating tew menee bugs.
7. He saw uh guy wif uh sign dat sed, “The end is near.” No wun duz hoamwurk on teh eve ob teh pawkyclypse.
6. He is uh member ob the Green Party and culdn’t find N-E recyclold papur.
5. He duzn hab posablol fumbs
4. The Kool-Aide wuzn’t mixed rite. He didn’ think he wuz gunna make it tew class. “Ai’ll mail it frum heven tumorrow, sinner!”
3. He had tew reskyoo himself frum uh tree. Fyrefighters awr lousy wif direkshuns
2. WordPress nommed it.
1. He deebided by zero adn teh paper burst intew flamez.
:LOL:
OMG theese looks leik mah kitteh! Nd she akts leik her too
De kitty sez: Iz 2 bootiful fur da studiez. And shez riit
Yu dont wanna study; yu wanna pat teh kitteh. Oh, an bring teh brush ovur tu.
That is so true! You know, I should get a social studies book from high school, so that anytime I can’t sleep I’ll read it and…zzzz
I have a kitty that looks JUST like this. Exactly (except her tail is bobbed) and she does the same thing when I’m reading. Or on the computer. She’l lay on anything I’m doing, really.) I wonder if it’s a Main Coon thing?
Ai dun tink so, mai blak and mai tux kittehs dids teh same fing
Ai hads wun taht luved sleepins awn teh shelf under mai monitur tu.
=’( this lolcat brought tears to my eyes…. this lovely fluffball looks EXACTLY like my lovely fluffball who passed away in November 2002. Hooman who lives with this kitty, please hug it tight for me. *sniffle*