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  1. carosue says:

    and then run!

  2. pj perry says:

    Did dis kitteh splort?

  3. nativeca66 says:

    Nao dats wut ai cawl uh sticky sichyooayshun.

  4. willy boy says:

    ai finks yew knead tew fynd ah gnu made

  5. gammacat says:

    *spits on kercheef an tries to kleen kitteh*

  6. jerseybarb says:

    ewwww cobwebs!

  7. Jack Deth says:

    Midnyte Kitteh shoodz
    knoez bettah den chayss afturrz
    kwikk liddill spydee

    Kwikk liddill spydee
    coodz habz been bayt 2 catchez
    t3h Midnyte Kitteh

    Midnyte Kitteh willz
    habz himz reebenjj! afturr himz
    getz awll skweekee cleen! :-)

    Jack.

  8. 3kittymomma says:

    Umm, Ifinkso kitteh haz been sumware da vacuum nawt knows about!

  9. raingods says:

    That snot going to be funz to clean up.

  10. lunarmommy says:

    dis LOL iz being appropryut for teh FREEKIN HYOOJ TARANTOOLA i seed on teh bakk patio last nite:

    dude, dat spider wuz huge

    am still freeked owt, an still don’t know wher it iz lurking now :shock: at leest bofe my kittehs are akkownted for, teh tarantoola wuz so big it culd hab EETED wun ob tehm, almost!!!11!!!

    • lunarmommy says:

      ooh, taht iz also teh thred wif teh story ob stagehanddan an teh camlols!

      • lunarmommy says:

        ha ha ha, tahts a reely gud thred, also haz teh story ob davecanhazdrtinycat an teh three-inch spider in flolrida.

        • Elsa_Mama says:

          Iz awlwaes herd dat da bestest conbersashuns kin bee wif yerslef — Ifinkso dat LM has herd dis two!! :)

          • *affectionately hedbats E_M*

            Teh other nite I was reading in teh bed and feeled something on my arm. I looked and it was a spider! *nearly faints at teh memry*

            I was able to skwishify it (sry, spider-loving peeps, but it was IN MY BED!) and calm down enough to get to sleeps, but teh next day I was thinking bout it and it was not like teh itty bitty yellow-y spiders we usually get here when we get them. Was reddish brown, small, and hadda rounded abdoment. OMG! Maybe was a brown reckless spider! I had gived it a burial at sea so i couldn’t check its ID, but I looked up on teh innernets and while I is not a hunnert percents sure it was, I found nothing to rule it out.

            If it was, I was teh very lucky. It touched my arm but didnot bite. But if it was, whare did it come from? I is in teh northern Virginia, not teh usual area for them. But then they say u can find them anywhares cause they travels in shipping boxes. Now, my pillow was teh new, had been delibbered just a few days before. Mabye it was from teh pillow-shipping factory and only just comed out from inside teh pillow. Otherwise, yikes!

            I has fogged teh room and am hoping it was a isolated insident in any event, even if it was a happy fun non-poisonous spider.

            • booklion says:

              Oh! Spider storeez.
              Wen I libbed in Washington state, I had the gianty wolf spiders. Eben tho my cat had been feerless spider hunter in teh midwest, he pretended he didnot see these monsters. They were so big you kuld almost hear their spidery feets going tromptromptromptromptromptroptromptrop ober teh floor.
              Az skeery az they were, they were gud because they hunted down nd eated teh hobo spiders, who haz a bery bery nasty bite.

            • lunarmommy says:

              ooh ooh nasty!! teh big spiders, teh small spiders, i hates tehm!! teh only wuns i haz a mild tolerunse for is teh wuff spiders, bekawz tehy eets teh nasty fings liek the blakk widders, cokkieroches, an skorpions. we offen haz wun libbing on teh kitchen ceeling. az long az it stays up tehr an hunts for teh ikky fings an DUZNT GETTING ON ME!!! iz okay, az booklion sez.

              bedderer safe tahn sorry, LCB. tehm brown rekklesses iz teh nasty bad!!! i dontfinkso we haz tehm heer, but i iz afeerd ob tehm anywayz.

              oh, an my kittehs had no intrest in chasing taht tarantoola, kthxyikes. wuz az big az tehr heds.

          • lunarmommy says:

            tahts troo for me – all day long i talks mostly to myself an teh kittehs! iz taht gud qwalifikayshun for being crazy cat lady?

  11. rhsb says:

    I can has biziblol?

  12. rhsb says:

    Wuz kitteh cawt in teh crossfyre of a Silleh String fite?

  13. jk2kitteh says:

    eff u laff, u iz ded.

  14. seethrusoul says:

    Basement kitteh’s nachooral prey is spyders nd dust bunnehs!

  15. erik teh lolcat says:

    spideycat, spideycat~
    duz wutever a spidey kitteh can
    he iz cyoot, he is tuff~
    cat-ching bad guys iz nawt enuff.
    Look Awt (BC)!
    Heer comes the spideycatttt~ :D

  16. ivory_bill says:

    It’s not.

  17. teh person says:

    are we sure that’s a sneeze… and not something else?

  18. OptiMiss Prime says:

    Basement kitteh steel ur sol for dis

  19. christina_s says:

    poore kitteh…nawt funn eckspeerence….

  20. Nennepus says:

    This shud be of inturest to moast cheezland wimmins aifink:


    QI Fact of the Day

    Kilts were invented by the Irish. The word ‘kilt’ is Danish.
    QI Quote of the Day

    “A kilt is an unrivalled garment for fornication and diarrhoea.”

    JOHN MASTERS

    :-)

  21. FluffyB says:

    *dormint germ fobia kiks in* :shock:
    AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
    *runsarowndlaikcrazywifakwikniss*
    Get it awf! Get It Awf!! GET IT AWF!!!!

  22. CATholic says:

    Ai iz Basement Cat! Feer mee! Mai vengeans shall bee terribol! Ai shall taik yer sol an shredd it 2 peaces fer dis!

    Nao ai wud appreeshiait if ud stop laffing…

  23. Duffy says:

    Wud yu mind runnin a dus-buster arownd mah dominion okashunally? I mite gib yu a rebate on teh soul-tormentin in eckschanje.
    Maybee.

  24. Michael says:

    This is a gross picture and not funny. I hope someone didn’t mess this poor kitty up just to get a “funny” picture.

  25. Domenic says:

    oh, dude that is so uncool, who mess up cats for fun

  26. MiaowOrNever says:

    I spitz cofie on scrnz I laff so hrd. My miztake. Not to read LOLcats wif cofie. Nao to clen laptup….


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