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TONIGHT on Animal Planet… XTREME PATTYCAKE CHALLENGE
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Gimme a huuuug!
Congrats, mmm!
Thnx Anni, conga rats to yu too, adn mary0 adn carosue who joyne teh conga lyne to teh tybooteek
wat kynd ohv praiz u wants?
O mai, o mai, o mai, we juss hadz teh pow-wer kut, no lites, no tb, no oben, adn NO ‘PEWTER. Ai can nawt hab ICHC for one hole our
Berri romantikal wiv teh kandels tho, ai muss say
ruh roh. pow’r ouwtaj. i duzn’t know nuffing bout dat, nuh uh, nope.
hmmmm nawt so shure, yu hav far-reeching tendrils aifinkso, eben putting lites owt in Fronschland
O fanks furr offring, ai wud lyke sum sented kandels furr putting arownd teh howse wen teh next pow-wer kut comes.
congrrratz miniminsmum adn awl teh uters who gots nawt sekund
Ai’ll beh bak lader tu reeds teh commints cuz ai iz beezy RL pleh kthxbai
o fanks kerri, see yu lader
Wiv pointee ends
anni! we iz funni!
Cattie cakes cattie cakes baker’s man…
bake us a troll cake as fast as you can.
Mix it up, stir it up just as fastasyoucan
Meet me in the breakroom , goin there, i yam.
That wuz very funnee!
lolllum up, lollemup adn trow dem in da pan
verse da sekkind, Fur Igor:
♪paddy caek, paddy caek, Igor’s da man
baek me a caek jest azfastasyoucan
mixit up, stir it up , thro it in da pan.
d’Beaker’s Igor, mixing brains whif da Spam.
Throw teh switch, Igor!
*ringringringtone of blindedmewifsighenss*
ohai, Igor . Yew say you need assistense? You say yr Hans are full 0 gushiness adn u neads da halp?
ok, I halp you, Igor
*tendrilstrip switch*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzapBOOM!
*lights dim to brwon*
Wy iz Hans Logo full? Oh, dat’s right, he’d jus’ eeten at teh canteen.
*looks around threw brownish gloom 0 Major Pow’routaj*
ohai, jd! i hazn’t seen you in a whiles. um, i didn’t has anything to do with this brown out.
*innocent look*
*tessla coil sounds in background*
uh ohes. is dazha voo all over agin, just like 2003 adn 1977…
*jacob’s ladder sounds increasing*
*schmell 0 overheat’d electrimakal wiers n ekwipmint*
Wat haz happind 2 sweetpea? Haz her gon boom?
*leg tricity be owt all over da place*
*sshmoudlering ashes from leg trickle fyre*
*tiny tendril slowly rises from ashes, slightly singj’d*
Speek 2 me SP, Aer u alibe?
*feeble tendrill waves above ashes*
Ware duz it hert? Shall Ai cawl teh paramediks, fyremens oar ur lolyer so dat u can rite ur Will?
*feeble whishper*
yesh.
wif pointy ends!
GMTA!
I wuv yu
Ai fink wwe nead sum moar caek in teh brakerume…
Mary O’S has ordered a loverly one…
bat it
and pat it
an mark it wif a ‘B’
an put it in teh Brakeroom for all teh cheezpeeps an me!
DERE CAN BEES ONLY ONES !!!!!11!!!!elevebenty
Wun wrd foe dis lol, CUTE!
Practisin for teh Harpo Marx mirror sketch…needs mor wurk.
Heehee! Duck Soupz FTW! Just needz hatz adn long nite-shirts aifinkso.
Oooh, Lungdoc! Ai has a nydeer fur a sawng fur Cheezstok – butt(!) is abowt to go beddybyes ( a sertin ginny pig *forsed* me to go cykling fur myls an myls an myls an pik applols an cuk an baek an jenrully feed him awl weekend!!!). Can yu emayol me – is mai IRL naem, wiv mai middle inn ishul (is a “a” but yu has to gess wot it stands fur) at yahooooo dot co dot uk
I has an intrigued! Left you a messaj on your profile page.
lol
good wun
Later, on “Nap Time,” Fluffy finds out whether your human friend’s sneakers really make comfy sleep spots; and on “Snack Fest,” Jojo samples cheese curls, pretzels, a jelly sandwich and everything else in the house.
Such a hansum ornj kitteh!!! ♥ I lubz him. ♥
Ai lubs orinj wuns too! Sunny iz orinj an awl teh fizzical ferapists cawled himz Lubber Boi cawse he iz so sweet!
Hai CweenMJ! Hai KCT! Mebbe he’s sweet, butt dont tastes him… teh orinj ones are, well, you know…
Pattee caek, pattee caek, baykers man…bayke meh sumfin nao! Ai hongree!
ohai KCT!! i hoep yoo are feeling gud today an did not oberdo it too much at teh efnik festibal yesterday!! so glad yoo kan getting owt an abowt agin!
ohai evreewun! heers teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to Rhokit, CheshireKittehKat, an Masquerade an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today! i haz bringed tasty fudjy burfday caeks, lemmin cakes wif orinj icing, iskreem, frooty party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms, an goodie bags filled wif mini wakk-a-trol games, spring-loded jumping kitteh akshun figyurs, kandee, an x-treem kitteh card game collektiblol game cards!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
———-***¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭*******¤¤¤¤жжжж٭٭****
ooh hai Burfday fairy
Ai lubs teh Cheshire kitteh, ai can has Cheshire spring-loded jumpin kitteh aksun figyur? 
Ai haz a sad, ai wanted tu join da picknick but (!) cuddnt find eet.
*takes bom_momme by teh floofy pawz* aw, tahts too bad, heer, i will taking yoo to teh burfday party insted! *leedz bom_momme up teh thred*
Aft kitteh: Ai hab wun dis fing dis manee tiems. Hoo beelebs me?
Fore kitteh: I do.
o cheezfrenz, last nite owt on teh bakk patio i seed a FREEKING HYOOJ TARANTOOLA!!!!! waz very floofy, but not at all kyoot. luked almost big enuff to carry off wun ob teh kittehs! dont kno wher it wented; i’m afeerd it’s lurking on teh patio wayting to jump owt at me!!
EEEEEK! And I really mean the yelling out loud part.
*grabs cayne ans stawmps awn taranootula butt misses* *chayses tarantoola an scayres it too deff* Sawry lunarmommy, Ai twied. Ai wanned 2 go 2 teh piknik too butt….Ai doan noes.
Oh, KCT … when I had to walk with a cane several years ago (am still supposed to, but am laaaaazzzzeeeeee), I had a cane-naming contest at work. The winner: Bill Withers for his song, “Lean on Me.” Runner up: Citizen Cane. So, my cane is called Bill!
Mebbe dese kittehs wuld come ober and SMACK dat spider fur yu!
*Ka-Whapp!*
Ize soe stoopy! Trying to make linkee work but, but furgawt tu change “xxx” to “sunnyhuckle”
*runs awai an hydez unner teh cubbers*
*gently pulls cover off*
{{{{{{{Sunny}}}}}}}
You’re not stoopy!!! Is just one of those things that happen when wun is trying to do noo fings!!!
an sumtimes theez fings happen eben to thoze ob us hoo are not noo!
Fankee, LM. Gawna go werk on mai profile nao.
♥♥♥♪♣♠♥♥♥♪♪♪
Fankee, nennepus. Ai noe it will be eezier apter ai doo it sum moar, jus gitz soe fustimicated!
{{{{{{{nennepus}}}}}}}
♥♥♪♥♥♪
Dere, DAT werked!
*reaches out with slightly sinjed tendril, damj’d in leg trickle fyre in Igor’s egg spearmintal caek baeking*
ohai, adn welolcome, sunnyhuckle! we lovely vining plantz hasto stick togetter, i finkso, yesh!
pea ess: wachout for da cweenmj adn herz Herb E. Side…
are ew teh okee dokee? dew ew need sum miracle gross to soak in?
Fankee fur dat welcum. But, um, er, why iz tu naemz wit dat saem abater? (If iz OK tu axs)
Sum peeps hear in cheeztown are to beeg for juss on nom du plume. Dey suffer frum DID (double identity). You will meetz dem, I fink you meeted Maus yesterdae? Him is Maus an Ebil Maus his twin bruvver. Is to keep you on your rootz er toes.
hai sunnyhuckle. kyoot name. teh quilty chekcerboardee patterns ar wut us peeps daht donut haz a kool abatar get. some luk beary similar, but tehy iz awl different.
Ohai palinsc. I node abowt the kwilteez, ai yoosed tu be habbing wun on wurdpress, but wen ai gawt mai abater it changed my old kwiltees into my flowery ting. wuz tawkin bowt MaryOspokn an sweetpea
Dey aer teh saem purrsun – sum peepl haz moar dan wun naem heer but teh kwilty fing staiz teh saem.
Teh efnic enrishmint festival wuz gud an nao ai am paying foar it! Todai iz mai furst dai uv full werk! Happetayles! Fank u lunarmommy! {{{{lunarmommy}}}}
yoo iz feeling owchie today? o deer! *orders up a cupple ob YNGs wif massajes an heet pakks an ice pakks* (but sownds liek it wuz wurf it, tho!) hab a happytayl day at wurk!
Awlmost tiem 2 goes hoem! Schmoooo, lunarmommy! BTW, dere ar taranoolas in KS/MO to….ugly tipes! No fuzzies!
Hey, LM – yu live in teh Hairyzonas? Or Calolfornia?
I rememburs teh floofy spiders. Mark Twain wunst was writing in Calolifornia and commented calmly of teh siez of teh spiders, sumfin liek, “Ah, here is one now. I will set the spitoon on it.” I alwaes fot dat was teh funnees.
They have a great and rightous anger,
for they only recently discovered there is ice cream for crow!!!!!!!
Paw paw Kitty Kat loves ice cream too!!!
The ice cream disparity has not resulted in hilarity
Which kitteh’s name iz Patty, and why duz teh udder kitteh wanna make cake owta him? I didn gno dat AP had Iron Chef type show awn it.
Well, NC66. Teh orinje kitteh iz Patty, ob course. an teh Paul kitteh wants to bake her a cake, not make her wun. see, eets her burfday an she is deh big wig at teh AP. eets awls surprizy and unnercober. Ooops
Ohai Pal! I fink ai still habz uh cormfuzzle.
Awrn’t orinje kittehz yooshully boi kittehz?
Hao kin she be deh AP big wig?
Adn hooz Paul?
Dis go up thar ↑
eets awl a beeg cuber up, see. reely, while orinje kitteh had der bak turned, we shwished der gender anna are experimentating wif teh APs execs. deh awl tink deh are “teh big Goggies” so we are seekretly subbing sum kittehs to see who does the better job uv producing an directifying an cuming up wif teh new shows. ****huh, taht donut eben make cents tew me, ai tink ai been at teh Pleh werkity too long today**** bows out an askes NC66 to kindly furgive me
an ai didn’t know kulor meant gender in kittehs. ai has only had grey anna black and white kittehs. maybe ai iz missing sumthink
I googled it and found owt dat the orinje gene iz related tew teh X chromisome. Sew 75% ob orinje cats awr male. Yay! I lurned sumfing today!!!
Alsew, caleez awr awlwayz female unless dey hab XXY chromisomes.
Orinje kittehs can be eithur. I has had wun of eech jender – Kilkenny Kat wuz a boi and Bekka wuz a gurl an tehy was bofe marmalades wif white foots.
LOL
Yew had me at teh gender shwishing.
hee hee. ai had to go bak and reed taht agin. taht is purty funnee. ***waves grey floofy paw inna way ober der across the us way***
WTH!!!
**installs hydrololic jacks unner cawmint**
**adn tries to lift it up where it belawngs**
NOOOOOO!!!!! earwurm.
ai jes heard taht sappy syruppy song on a “sof rok” station at the werkity. ai cant have teh jams on what ai liak to lissen tew pleh pleh
All calicos b female; butt! nawt all females b calico.
Ai bees femail
Caolicos bees femail
Ergo ai bees a calico?
Um, eh, gud poynt
Ansers on a post-kard pls to 4p5k.
Fallacee of illicit major, we has it? Any logicians arownd?
Nope, der be mail calikoz, but dey are sreamlee rare, an usuallee nawt da really striking collourz.
After dey had de genders shwished!
A+B=C.:(therfore) C-B=A?
A ♪
Oh god, it’s a live version of the two cats from Kilkenney
This is scary. But, funny !