whre gravity going?
whre gravity going?
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I can stand on 1 hand.
Conga rats on nawt sekund, PJ!
way tu go PJ, yu managed tu nawt splort adn beh nawt sekund… tat iz sum feet aifinkso!
I am doubley wrappt in protextion tonite!
wuz gud tinking, ai blu mai CHRG rite off wif dis wun yup ai did.
Hallo! Is enyone hear? I cud use some HALP! I’m floteing away!
Conga rats! hat would u like to drinkee? Mebbeh sumtin fizzi? An teh kake!
Ohai! Cheezfrenz, lets hab some fizzi shampers an cheezkake! Wat kinda frute wood you lyke? We habs fresh stormberries bluezberries an som orinj nawt boysenberries.
Ai liks da “orinj nawt boysenberries”
Orinj nawt poysenberries? Ai wants sum!
Hovercat training acadamy.
Darrkwolff????? Yoo ar bak??? Itz bin – a yeer?????
SOOO nice to see yoo! Waht hav yoo bin doing???
Oh hai JCH4K! Lawng tiem noah seez! I iz gud, fenk yew fur axing!
I haz a happee cuz I haz a fee-yawn-say!
*happy wolfie dance*
best post
Fenk yew!
KAAASPLORT
Oh noes! Kerri-luv-wif-u is daon! Halp!
*sweeps together the brains*
*picks them up carefully*
*rinses them in sparkly spring water*
*puts them back in Kerri’s head*
*replaces headbones carefully*
*puts CHRG on head*
*wraps ducky tape awl around*
*hands Kerri a chocklit armadillo and a cup of cawfee*
*puts Kerri in a nice armchair in the splort recovery ward overlooking the Princess Mu meadow*
There, rest a bit, k? Don’t look again before you’ve eaten your armadillo!
Ohai Upfi! GMTA, eh? Dublol res que
Better than lying around splorted and nobody is coming to rescue you! Trust the cheezfrenz to come in leaps and bounds!
an yu gets teh dawbl treetz tu!
Oh noes! Kerri luv wif u is down!
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*wheeeoooooo wheeeeeooooo wheeeeooooo*
Cyoot Crash Cart cummin fru!
*sweepee sweeppeee sweeepppee up da braynz”
*washes da braynse in warm wadders tew make dem cleen again*
*gives up…figures KLWU will just spend moar thyme inna NB*
*pat patt patt da braynz bak intew da brayn bawks*
*adjust, pattee patt*
dere
*puts head bonez bak awn tew cober da braynz*
Usez lite purplol duck tayp tew hold da braynbawks tegevver*
QWAK!
Fangs Ms. Duck.
*puts a CHRG on KLWU*
*carefullee lifts up KLWU, wrapps KLWU inna cheezpeeps blankie*
Here, KLWU here beh sum margareeetahs an nummy chokit brownies, fresh baked and still warm. An dont beh lukin at da cyoot til yew beh feline beddur!
A dubble reskue! Gud job Upfi and BDM!
tanks…the kyootnez uv the kitteh an teh kyootnezz uv teh caption… ai hads no chance
blu rite trough mai CHRG *kuddlez in teh nice warm blankis wif browniez in wun hand an armadilly in teh oder* Ai tink ai will hav teh margareeetah nawt sekund an den teh coffee tu warm meh bak up 
2 much heeleeumz! Nuffings 2 grab ontu!
Hey! Who turned off Teh Grabbity Bachine!
Maus! Ai haven’t scene u in ages! how u be? *boop*
*runswifakwikness*
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*BOOP* da Maus noes
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*runswifakwikness*
*Catches BDM by the tail*
*BOOPBOOPBOOP*
Howdy!
*runsinwifakwikness*
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Ohai Maus! Ai haz mist yew, and yr Ebil brudder Maus. Ai hoeps IRL nawt keep yew frum Cheezland mush longer.
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*schmoo* Maus nose
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*runsowtwifakwikniss*
Grabbitee iz no guud heer, kuzz cyootnuss FLOATZ!
=^..^=
Oh Rly…?
Stand aside, brother. Let a Pro handle this. Go take your DID meds…
Wow. *leans back to wotch teh show*
DID meds? Not sure what that’s supposed to mean, but I don’t really care what your trip is…
=^..^=
Double Identity = DID. Maus and his ebil twin are really nice peeps.
Hewlp da lil kitteh!
*BOOP!* I be semi-gud, I gess. How u be?
Why only semi? Ai is only semi, too …
IRL stuff. I dinna wanna bum anybuddy up…
Whatchoo dooin’ up at early-thirty inna morning?
{{{maus}}}
wotever teh IRL junk is, wish ai cud bunny-kik it for u!
Me too. Fanks fer the wishes. Hoepfully dissle all werks owt in a few daze…
Ohai has we mets yet Maus? *offerz teh floofy sawft paw ub frenship*
Hi Kerri. I izza “Old Timer” who hazzint been postin’ much teh last 6 weeks er so. Gud t’meetcha!
yup yup ai hurd nofin butts(!) teh gud (an liddle evil) tings boutcha awn teh cheez town cryer
iz niec tu finally meets yu
Well… Don’t believe everything you read…
Garsh Darnit! Dis ’sposed to be fer Upfi! Stoopy WeirdPretzel! *RassinFrasasinEtc*
Calm down, dear Maus, I got it. I’m still up, haven’t gone to sleep yet and might not do so at all. My anti-depression drugs and I are at war.
Ah! Sownds liek Mrs. Maus and her Cocktail of Amazing And Possibly Conflicting Drugs. She hasta go to bed fer teh nawt-secund day of teecher-fingy werls 2morrow.
…werks…
*RassinFrassinEtc*
My “out of practice”-ness. Let me show you it…
You always make me smile, Maus. How is her borg accessory?
Doin’ OK. No hole inna hed anymore, but taht duzzint mean I don’ remind her ’bout it. She still has teh EarBra too, azza pimento iguess…
Pimento? *puzzled luk*
*Whispers*
Memento. It’s an old Three Stooges joke…
Nao iffn u cud sums up in 3 sentences who and wot and why teh stooges where, dat wud halp a German cheezpeep no end!
Um… er… um…
Dey wuz Three or Four Funny Guys. They did werd-play stuff, too. So “memento” becomes “pimento”. “Canapes” becomes “Can o’ Peas”. Clear as mud?
On a local tv station hear, dey hab a stooges marathon ebry Sat. nite called “Stoogapolooza”
They started as a vaudeville act around 1925, and the “original” 3 were Moe Howard, Shemp Howard and Larry Fine. Later, Moe and Shemp’s brother, Curly, replaced Shemp in the act, but Curly had a severe stroke in 1946, and Shemp came back. Shemp died in 1955 and was replaced by Joe Besser, who was later replaced by “Curly-Joe” DeRita.
They were a comedy team, made a lot of films in the 1930’s and 1940’s. Classic slapstick and vaudeville-type humor. Most women don’t like them, as the gags were a bit violent, but I LOVE ‘em!
=^..^=
Fank for the informashun. Ai had heard about them, but can’t figure em out, really. The cheezpeeps are the win!
Da three stooges, Slap stick comedy in the 1930, 40’s and 50’s. They would get into strange situations and end up hitting each other. Also known as Larry, Moe and Shemp or later as Larry, Moe and Curly Joe.
The names ring a bell! They are menshuned in a Meat Laf song. Makes more sense now. Get yourself an eddicashun on ICHC!
Mr. TheMaus, wha happind tu ur pikkeez? RL been messin wiff lotz ob peeps. (Handz TheMaus a beer an leans on bar like tender an wipez glass) tellz mii ur problums.
Pikkeez? Whatcha meen?
Ai wented tu luk at da pikkees on ur profyle. Der R no der.
Quoi? I still hazza bunch of pics and lols. At leest, I cans see tehm. You canna?
Nope, when ai goes dere da pic count iz 0 and onlee 6lolz. Well, iz time to put da goggie to bed. Fibe AM cums earlier each mundane.
Smooz an niteios cheezpeeps.
wurked ok fur me, iz bery kyoot mousy pikture
Ai can onlee see ur profile pic. The picshures are only visiblol when freshly uploaded, aifinkso.
Stale pics?
*Harumph!*
I put one there about 5 weeks ago!
*Harumph!*
*Harumph!*
*CoughHackCough*
Well… Too tired to do anything about it now. G’nite all!
yu means peoplz nawt be seein mai pikturez?
*has a sad* tahts terriblz… ai wan peoplz tu see dem sew dey canz maek lolz of tehm an ai luvs seein uder peplz so ai can maek lolz ov mai frens pikturez
@Kerri: I can see you has a buncha pics an’ lolz. So… it must be dems, an’ not us…
Does yu habs pikture Maus? Ai nawt can sees tem. Jus yur profile pik an lolz
AIEEEEE! Look at the white fur! the cute little paws! the tiny little kitty! the eyes! the nose!the tongue!tbfxdb!GBIDABGOW *SPLORT*
*Raysis to teh splortage scene in teh CCC-RV*
*Vakyoomz teh braynez into tank uv warm, sparklee watur*
*Runz braynez froo teh jentull sykull*
*Putz braynez bakk in brayne-bawks*
*Replayses teh hedd-boanez*
*Wrappz in fab-yoo-luss glitturree purpull ducky tayp*
*Cubbers w/CHRG w/DOI*
*Wrappz Grantski inna floofee Cheezpeeps Map Blankee*
*Setz Grantski awn cumfee reclynnur in teh RV*
*Gibbz Grantski brandee-fylleded chawklitt chikkunz and hawt Eye-rish kawfee*
Dere! Mush beddurer!
=^..^=
*luks ober frum her cozy chair in teh recubery* Gots yu tu didns it… iz dangermus lol it iz
Holy crap that’s a well-timed shot!
iz eet jus mii, oar iz tudai eggspeshullee SPLORTadelic?
Aifinkso ai maed it throu teh odder wunz but nawt dis wun.. teh caption iz tu kyoot fur meh butt(!) ai naow haz niec floofy blankie an chokolat..ai’z all gud naow
Iz nawt a grabbity problum. Kitteh jes lite awn himz feetz.
Berry lite.
RED!
*DipAndMassiveWetSmooch*
Howdy!
**iz dizzee**
Wow, Maus, I nebber been greetid lyk DAT befoar!
U gibs lessuns?
getz eh rum!
I purrfurrs teh tekillya.
Caer to join me inna shot oar elebenty, Maus?
*Grabs a bottlol of Patron*
Off to The Nawty Barn, Red!
U nawt has to tayle me twise! Leed teh way.
**follows Maus to teh Nawty Barn**
Hey! Don’t wrinkle my ironing!
Beetch, mone, complayne….
“Work, work, work. Work, work, work. Work, work, work. Hello boys, have a good night’s rest? I missed you…”
“I want you to send a wire to the main office, and tell them I said (*CLANG*) OW!”
=^..^=
Nawty Barn? *Grabz big bottlol ub Ey-rish whyskee* Let’s go…
=^..^=
noebuddee evah tole mii abawt teh nawty barn…
*has a sad adn lonelee*
Come here, mai dear. A long tyme ago, when ICH was really young, dere was a cheezpeep called teho. He was bery funny and made lots of commints dat cud be understood in moar than wun way. He was often told to stand in the corner for being naughty.
But as it turned out, menny cheezpeeps liked teho so mush, tehy wanted to be in the naughtee corner wif him. So the corner soon wasn’t big enuff for all the naughtee cheezpeeps.
That’s when JanetCanHas4Kittehs offured a barn in hur neighborhood. And since then we can has teh naughty barn. You wanna go?
JUST DON’T WRINKLE MY IRONING!!!
**luuks closelee at teh YNG**
No, u nawt teh wun dat wuz in my dreem last nite.
Too bad, I wuz RELEE luukin forwerd to seein him aagin!
Calm daon, ai won’t wrinkle ur ironing. In fact, I brought a basket full of mai own. Nao get on wif it!
hao yu nede ironen iffen yur a YNG???
Upfi? Care to ’splain?
Ai will gib it a go, Maus. Catena, sins dis be a pretty “famblee frenlee” syt, sum ub da more “gorwn up” aktibiteez iz nawt jenrlee diskussd eggsplisitlee… sew teh YNG due the ironin, radder dan teh afourmenshuned nawt discussed tawpix. Sew, wii goes tew da nawty barn tew haz the YNG duz the ironing. Duz dis halp maek sens?
also, IIRC, Sj, aka martoonie, simply liked the idea of having the ironing done by a YNG. Sometimes ironing is just ironing. Or naught.
O….ai see. aifink.
Oyez, pleas. ai tink dat sort awf plais manee peeps mite sen mii tu….
Upfi did get it awlmoast rite – except teh Nawty Barn iz nawt in mai neighborhood – it iz akshoolee mai barn. Ai groo up awn a farm – an teh barn wuz – IZ – there.
An – az teh Nawty Barn wuz where yoo gotted sent wehn yoo had bin just a bit nawty. . . Ai think it iz a bit too hard to exsplayne rite nao! Itz verree layte fur mee an ai am kwite sleepy.
But teh YNG wuz there to serve teh martoonies – and – do teh ironing. So he wudn’t get boared. Mary0Spockn had it rite – sumtaimes ironing iz reelee just – ironing!
Just lyke mii!!
Yah, me too.
An yoo finkso I gots munnies?
BWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!
Nope, I just runnin tu yur howse, “they” don’t now where yu live an “they” kan’t find mii there. I bring myne own sleepin bag an sleep awn da floor an ebberyfing.
U can run to mahm an dad’z. “Dey” mite has my address heer, butt ifn dey iz lyk 99% of the popyoolayshun, dey nawt be ablol to find it!
Dere’s an extry bedroom here an eberyfing…
I’m nawt even dere yet!
Yoo iz welkom to bisit. Howebber, ifn I has “companee” den u gots to go.
Just remember to hang a necktie on the doorknob…
Wut if its “in yoose”?
I just playin! Da oven at myne howse iz tryin tu burn my howse down, so I kannawt leeb an intrust “DUH, men” heer wiffin it.
U finkso teh Swedish Chikkin Man borked it?
YEP!
Teh encredabul
Liteness awf beink kitteh!
Eet litenz mai hart.
awww ai liek taht wun catena.
Othx
Yes!! VERREE nice!! @@@@@!!!
oh noez!! tehrs anovver kitteh going to get stukked to teh ceeling!! mebbee tehy kan haz party up ther!
*finking hard… party on teh ceeling… party on teh ceeling… wher haz i seed taht before?*
(hee hee, dis wuz my favritest moovie wen i wuz little kittlet
)
Me, I wuz finking of teh Lionel Ritchie song.
Teenadjur in teh aighties, I wuz!
We did it wunz rite heer!
Ai think we were awl waring teh anti-grabbittee boots an sere dansing awn teh ceeling! We cud do it again sumtaim.
Ohyeshyeshyesh!! elebenty! Minez tu!
“I once knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith”
“Oh, and what was the name of his other leg?”
*floats to the ceiling , giggloling*
Mary Poopins FTW!
dats a luvly kitteh Iz luvs teh color uv its hed an tehl
Newton’s Law of Gravity. Moer of a guideline, ai finkso.
nawt so mush asa guideline, but asa sugestion.
Fur kittehs, fizix is “sugjeshun”, aifinkso!
oh.sank ju for correcitin mee. ai meen “sugjeshun”.
Wingardium Leviosa!
Harry Potter ref, FTW!
:>D
Lack of grabbity increeses risk of Splorts
BLARG
I ar ded
Ohai dayr, D.R.
U arz nawtz ded! Pullz
CHRG tyte andz rappz wiff
lawtza Bunjee Coardz
Turnz awn and fikkzez
Awxeejen Mask snugz ober
D.R. noaz andz mowff
Dokkturr TyneeCat
floatz ober D.R.’z chesst 4
heed 2 toe Cat Skann
Habz Iee Bryte Tee andz
Froazinn Millkee Wayz andz lawtz
Hurshee Awllmundz bawrz
Awllso habz floofee
blankitt 2 rapz rowndz andz rowndz
tilz U getz bettah!
Jack.
Thank u so much, Jack. I are sayfe nao!
Oh D.R.!!
A Jack Deth reskew!! Oh wow oh wow oh WOW!!!
Dis shulds bee puts inna hall uv fames for teh “Jack Deth’s Infamouse Reskews” and den we can collects tem awl!!
Kitty needs an anti-anti gravity spell! LAVATE LAS MANOS!
Creem~Sikkill Kitteh
ekkspayrimentz wiff furst stayjj
ubs ‘Kitteh Floateeng’
Kitteh Floateeng canz
oanlee happenz wen Hewminz
arz nawtz dayr 2 seez!
Distuntssez cubburred
wen Kitteh Floateeng vayree
awn syze ub Kitteh
Kitteh Flaoteeng canz
saybz Munneez awn Prittee Wun’z
fayburritt bloo jeenz!
Jack.
Yaayy Jack! U has done it again! “Creem~Sikkill Kitteh” – taht is awe-sum.
Popcat!
LONGtaiim since we had a “popcat” ref!! YAY!!!
Long taim since I bin hear 2 commint. Nice to c evvybuddy.
gravitie be on his vaction plz calz bak laterz kthxbye
akshully – flying is not a problem, all you have to do, is to forget to land…
Yesh yesh! Teh old “frowing yurself at teh grownd adn missing” trik, aifinkso, if Ai merember mai D. Adamz correctlee…
Yes! it’s him – when Arthur misses the ground after spending lots of time inna cave with a spider that wants to killifye him….
Oyesh! Agrajag! (Voiced, in teh audiobook version, by Adams himself!) Happi memrees of teh Hitchhiker series, we has them!
The absence of air does nt make gravity go away.
I just sent an adorable little rescue kitty that I picked up off the top of someone’s tire in a piggly wiggly parking lot, and this looks a lot like his reaction to the dogs in the house who, I think, were surprised as well to see that there actually are critters smaller than them.
That was supposed to say I sent adorable baby rescue kitten to his forever home.
u forgot 2 pay gravity billz!