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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Ai’ll ownlee slo u doun
Hay, congrats, anni! Haff a brownee to celubrate?
Hoo eeted teh uvver haff?
*gilty look*
Kwaletii kontrol.
Sumwun kneeded tu maik shur it wuzzint teh poyzund.
yu has fas fingaz!
wai tu go annipuss fur nawt sekund
an its kyoot tu! Dids teh pinny gig tai wif yu? Congrrratz pinny gig tu (ai lubs sain pinny gig)
pleh real lief iz maekins meh buzy rite neao sew ai has tu be comings bak lader tu reeded awl teh comintz
but, bring me sunfing nyce bakk, k?
Sumfing eetibul, Ai spoze!
Ob corse!!! Sumfing wib… nao, lemme sea… whut does ai want… ooo sumfing wib cocomonut awn eet, plzthx!
Ware is taht skwirrl aneewai?
*Bringz GP a pile uv pork skratchingz *
*wif a lubblee kokonut sitting prowdlee on tawp.*
Heer ya go, pal! Enjoy!!
* eyes deelishus but deadleh snack *
hmm… tihs wheel taek a mowst deleecut tutch… ai kneads tu karefullee rermoobe teh cocomonut so ai kin get tu teh deelishus adn nootrishus pork scratchings WIBOWT getting hit awn teh hed bai teh ebil cocomonut… hmm…
* scribbles diagram in littlol notebukk *
* scampers awf tu get sayftee kwipmunt *
Whiyle GP iz gone, i will addifying a nuzzer kokonut tu deh stak. I noez he lubbz dem so!!
*dropz koko nut negzt tu original wun*
Dhere, dat lukkz lubblee, Ifinso.
* arribes waring littlol karate suit adn Guinness Piggeh (c) FCHRG(wdoi) adn Hunnert Dollar Towel Caype *
* czechs sighuntifik drawing karefullee *
otay… karefull… karefull… nawt tu mush wind… rite anglol… uh huh… uh huh… reddy??? STAND BACK!
*Standz on GPZ Bak*
HAIIIIYAAAA!!!
* flying kicks teh ebil cocomonut *
* ebil cocomonut bownces awf wall adn hits GP awn hims hed *
*wunders wich kokomonut was da ebil wun, an how pinny gig kan tall*
*Swingz sord uf rite chuss ness *
*adn splitifyingz deh ebil koko nut*
*kokonut milk sprayz ebbreewair*
*slow sad headshake*
that piggeh will NEVER lern!
*wanders in*
O, THERE u is, piggeh. Wait, whut? U is napping on teh job? And using one of my good hunnert dollar towels as a blankie?
*removes towel*
And whut’s this? U is still in ur pajamas? Whut is ur major malfunkshun? Doesn’t we has a press conference today about teh Cheezstock thingy? Honestly.
“Gimme yur blankie” yu sed
“Yu is tu old fur eet nao” yu sed
“No. Mick has nawt dun teh londree” yu sed
“Ware yur jamas insted” yu sed
*wunders of teh littlol karate soot incloods a
hedbathedband**faynts frum teh kyootness*
oh, pinny gig! Yew is sew KYOOT in yr lidlol kartea soot and wundermus kape1!!
butt butt ai thot taht ew wanted teh cocomonut? why it be ebil?
Aifink him juss wantid teh meet, nawt teh hole nut!
Well, cwap!! I iz beeing moderatingifyed. I tryz a gin.
U shud chekking owt deh Lore adn Legendz page. It haz linkz tu Leeza adn GPz adven chewerz wif coconutz in deh True Life Storeez. It b berry funneh!!
Haow daer dey moderifikate u!
I usinged deh wurd ’section’ wif an X in it!! mai bad!!
Dere iz sumfing cawld Lundun Cheezcaek – iz an iised bun wiv loss uv sweetind cocmonut shreds awn tawp. Ai nebber tryed it, but it lukks berry nommy!
conga rats, yu tu!
Thx, catena!
gudai, krewel whirrld!
oops….gudbai!
:snerk: I kinda like “gudai, krewel whirrld!” Soundz like an Auzzee farewell.
Gudbai? What yu haz against teh needling arts?
at lees dey is mad at cwostich, nawt niting.
Nawt tu bi imbroydring teh trufs nao, plzthx
Needloless tew say, iz a gud yarn…
((moan))
Dont go embroidering deh fakz.
Iz dis a thred thred?
* has a ree reed, givez layde liyke snort uv amoozmint*
Savez yerself!
Don’t worry about me (cough, cough)
OK den.
Takz rele skillz tu swim
In the drii durt, nawt watah.
Talentz, ai has dem!
Dezertswimmer ohaiku FTW!
just go on…even though i stood by you when:
Awfulness attacked
Brain borke’dness
Catastrophies crash’d
Darncats destruct’d
Emergencies emerge’d
F…
Fail succeded in fail
Goshdarnit wasn’t the right curse
H*fire wans’t either
I …
Ise creem got awl melty
Jumpin beenz wudnt jump
Killer koalas attaked
Lightnin bugz zapped uz
M…..
Inbiziblol ninjaz attakkt
Junyoor mintz meltifyed in ur hairz
Krazed Kaniblolz Kameded
L……
Ise cubbered yur eers
Jyant spydurs tryd tu eet yu
Krokodyles snapt at ur botom
L…
instant gratification didn’t
jokes were on me
kill the messanger
lol the kittehs and goggies
m..
Mom scoldid yu
Nowun pikd you at red-rover
Other rodints calld you pinkie
R…
P, I meant P…
NO NOT HERE!!!!
pea inna flannik
quart low ain’t ew
rose to teh ok ok okashun
said wat ai ment, dang it
t
Mud got awn hour furz
New shoos skweeked
Oprah wuddnt interbew uz
Pop dint let uz hop awn hims
Qwiet tyme wen awn tew lawng
Radishis felawn uz
Spanish Inkwizishun shoud up uneggspektdlee
T…..
Trowzerz wuz tu lawng
Unclol Fred gawtz madd at yu
Vacyewus braynez can’t fink ub nuffin!
W…
washin machine oberflowed
xray found a coin in mai belly
you lookin at me
zoo keepers smell fhunnee
Noooo! No rodints leff behynd! *throws fuzzie frend ober showlder inna fyremans carrie*
GMTA BF473
Luks lyk stew dent, hoapin (nawt) tew beh cawld on…
Tell Lolra I luv hur…
Lolra lubs ew tew
Oooh, an oldie!
Tell Lolra I luv her
Tell Lolra I neeeeeeed her
Tell Lolra not to cry
My love for her
(dum dum dum)
Will never dieeeeee
Ai lyk teh larst korus bastest; wen it’s awl ekooey cos hims in singing form hims coffin!
((sighz uv ree membrence))
Billie! Dun’t bee a heero!
Donot beh a fool wif yr lyf
Billie Donot beh a hero
Korms bax an maiks meh yr wyf…
EAR WURM AI haz one !!1!!
Billie cum bak an maek meh yur wife!
*bangin hed 2 get eerwurm owt*
Ai stills gawt it.
As Billie started to go
She sed keep ur pretty hed low…
*bangin hed harder 2 get eerwurm owt!*
No reallies go on wifouts me. I onlee gibbed birf to you, after elebenty seben hours. Save urselfs, realee, go.
I’ll jus stay here… solitary.. on mah own, is not dat cold.
*sigh*
An teh grownd isn’t reely dat hard an lumpee…I can manidge. I — I’ll be fine. Don wurry.
an freezin cold, an teh sun is boilin mai hed…
but i’ll be fine
Bubbyscranky!!1! OMG! How u is? It’s been too many whiles since I last sawr u.
Wif nachrl chile birf, adn ruumin in, adn brssfeedin u, adn wawkin teh flore awl nite, nite after nite.
but i must beee a heeero! i must!
Goes awn wifowt me….mai eyes….o mai, dey ar going dark! *fawls ober in a faynt* *luks wif wun eye 2 see if ennywun fawled foar it*
O noooo! *throws KCT ober teh uvver showlder inna fyremans carrie*
*luuks rownd hoepfullee fer akshul fyremens tew hep wif awl dis carryin awl*
WARNING!!!! SPLORT LEBEL ELEBENTY!!!!
Ai finally haz nu kitteh!! Ai finik if ewe click awn my blue name linkie, ewe will see teh pikchur ai haz of her!! Ai weel maek moar pikchurs when she comes down. And now, a splort uf sheer happeeness!!!!
*SPLORT*
*rises weakly from teh splort* Ai promis…ai hassa pikchur….nawt know how to do blu linkie….. *splorts again*
Tu making ur name a linkee, see avatarz and bloo namez tu put a linkee in deh commint see posting a linkee
Ai fownd ur profiel, but no spolrtashus pikchoor. Waaaaah!
drama kween…ai iz wun
Plees wayt at teh gayts ob hevvun fur me, Teeeeerrreeee!
Lemme see if dis works….
Yay!!! Et workded….ai know es onlee one pikchoor, butt(!) ai will gets moar.
/lolspeak off
She’s a calico, just turned 5 years old this June, and she’s very sweet. She even has a heart-shaped design in her fur on one side. I can’t tell if it’s right or left though ’cause she’s hiding on top of the kitchen cabinets.
/lolspeak on
Yaaaay! *dans dans dans*
yay! wat a sweet kitteh! an ai haz sented u a frend rekwest
Ditto!!
a byootimous fluffyCat!
Well Done Jeremy!!! Yu is Pwned!
am i to old to understand wot the heck of all monkey cheese is going on in these strange pages, or is this this a sub world of crazys
Yes.
no, it’s teh pensills up teh noes taht gibs yu awai!
wut? dats jus hiz lolrus impreshun!
oh – I thought it was the…
Applol pie on ur face
Briefs on the outsied of yur clothes
Cazillion cats living with u
D…
Dagger in mai teef
Extra layers of closes in the middol of summer
Funnie propellor beanie
Gooffee smyle
Hairee bloo wig
Iez crawst
Jam smeered rownd mouf
K….
Kitteh jammies on bakwurd
Laffin suddenly to self
Mumbling abowt alyien inbashuns
N…
There’s cake in the brakeruum!! chocklit- doblol fudje with toffee frosting
*krosses paws that this wurks!!!*
well done, nennepuss. *noms cake wif fudje adn frosting and awl*
(Silent LOL. Amazed an amuzed at whut teh “undrscor” duz!!
Kleber uv U, nenne!)
got it from stumbuling so cute and i put i liked it omg wered u get this
Ohai DIana wii mai bee crazy butt ( giglol) wii iz fremly!
dramatik prayre dawg sez
Is this a dagger which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.
*sits doun to watch the prairee dawg production of the danish play*
*nomming pork rinds and sipping tuborg beer*
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? Or art thou but(45)
A dagger of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?
*nod nod nod – dramatik prayre dawg is gud!!!*
Dramatik prayre dawg iz dramatik! Shakespeer no less?
Butt (!) aifinkso iz teh skottish play
it is – butt (!!) I donut liek whiskee an haggis…
Haggis is nawt wut reel peeps eet butt wiskee….nao dat is reel! Ai cud yoose sum nao!
Beggin ur pardin, but Ai aer reel an Ai has eeted haggis an it wuz nawt az bad az Ai feerd!
Butt (mmph!) you are ecksepshunally brave, anni. I doona thinks I could handle it…
MaiB KCT meens teh reel “Scawtish peeplz”, Aifinkso. Aifink u got sumfin tehre, KCT. MaiB tehm has nawt eatin it tehmselfs, jush grossin aowt teh 2 wrists.
Dramatic prayre dawg takez up acting
But sof – whut lite frum yondur burrow brakes?
It is teh yeast, and Juloliet is teh sun!
Romeo, romeo, where four artz thou romeoz?
“You only think I guessed wrong! That’s what’s so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha…” THUD
*floofy paws applaws*
Genius! Master Thespian!
{{{{{bluesfan473}}}}}} Hitnmissed tudai! Hao ar U?
this creature is certainly trained in the theatrical arts…probably received training where the Geico gecko went to school.
Wut izzat bebbeh kreecher, eenywon no?
Iz teh kyoot!
Pritty shyoor it bees a prayree goggie.
ok, prayree goggie wuz in mai myns, butt wuz knot sher. Fankyoosewmuch, Duffy!
i wanf sumfting wif kiwees’s incluudid in et :3 i wuv catnipz *snifz catnip* aaaahhhh my bewuved catnip. NOOO NO GIVING IT TOO U!!!
Letz go on wiz mi ♪
{{{{{capitain}}}}}}mais ohh!
:l Will not leefz yew.
Iz Ai gunna be bloo? I copeed Nto the “website” sapyce.
Hot Dog!
Thatz deh UZZER webby site! :snerk:
*Duz a liddlol happee dans fur Angelwaitz.*
dansity, dans dans,
spin, hop, dans jump, dans dans!!
Fankies.
Um, Ai shudda picked sum otter site? Ai nawt haz site fur blog an stuff, an nawt wants wun rite nao.
Diz will du, woan it?
Yay! in honnor uv ur noo blooness ai gibs u teh grate Buddy Guy singin Feel Like Rain
an ai sented u a frend rekwest tew!
Poor thing. ;_;
pwarie dog es gonna be weft behind
“…been in too many pictures…”
Can this picture deserve this much comments
wowow!!! very cute…..