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Sleepy Rays!
Congrats Maus. Ware u bean? – we haz mist u.
Massive IRL interference. In fact, I have to leave soon. “Hello, I must be going”…
I fot teh IRL had remerjd wif teh Chumpkarz?
Maus, I mist yu, too. AI hopes stoopy RL lets yu be here moar often!
*Offurs clafouti, mayde to Maus’s own resippy, in hoaps it will kyur teh RL nd bring him bakk moar oten.*
Conga rats an weklum bax, Maus! (an congarats anni an cantena)
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Dis LOL beh the troo… ai wented tew bed befoar midnyt last nite, got up to gib Bud his insoolin, and woked up a few minutes ago! AN ai cud go lii bak down an be asleep agian. Nap attax, ai haz dem!
Sleepy Rays are emitted by sleeping pets and babys. No known defense to this invidious weapon…
omcc!
*pounces on Maus, hedbats him for being gone for so long, then gives him a schmoo*
ware has u bin??
See my reply to Anni above. Good to see you, gurl!
hare today, gone tomorrows…. *sigh*
Well if u ever gets back teh skwirrlz have a speshul pi waiting for u!
Nd yu, MZ Skwrll, hazzn’t ben here musch lately, eever. Or mebbe yu haz, but I hazzn.t. Anyway, ohai to yu. Enny elderberry pi at teh pie stawl? To eet, nawt to fro.
ohai Booklion! beenawile – hao yu are? things r ok in the lower NYS …
ohai, cSmall! I fink sommar will end tis week, nd gloriosus fall will come in! How fings wif yu?
heh – still sticky. summar don’t end in The City until Oktober. Werk is gud, but mai contract ends in two wks. pleh.
Oluk! Eh Maus!
Conga rats.
Hapi skwirrlz (jus continuen teh rodent teme…)
an can striek at ennee tiem
mornen, anni, adn conga rats awn teh tree-wai ty!
Thx, an congrats 2 u 2!
congrats to annipuss, maus and catena! Iz sorree, I no can do teh happidans today -nap attacks, I haz them! Shud go get my afterlunchkofi.
ai luffs mai daddee!!!
daddeh luffs hims binki, too!
awwww! Hao sweettt!
I can has eerplugs?
du ai spii eh littul orinj gui bii teh arm?
aifinkso ur rite! ai see a paw er sumfin furrie aneewai.
Iz burrpin hiz babee adn haz teh sleepz!!
Wow a free way tie fur nawt second! Congarats tu all 3 uv yew!
Thx!
Othx!
whaaa……….ohh mi darlinn..!
ackshully teh kitteh almost luks liek a fashion accessorie!
real fur IS accseptable, as long as it’s still on teh kitteh!
Ub corse we doan want a nekid kitteh! snerk!
er… no!
altho… teh newest stray kitteh at mah house is a littlol calico that must have had a nekkid parent, cause she has almost no fur!
poor babeh awlmos nakid kitteh. Iz it pleh sick wif mange oar sumfin, oar jus looks lyke bornded dat way? I wanna snuggle an keeps it warm!!
no, she has just has reely short fur.. luks liek she was borned that way!
wish there was some kind of repellent for kittehs!
poor thing, teh skeeters are really feesting on her too….
Pooooor babeh! Now ai hazza sad! Tew bad u canna find a foreber insyde hoam for tey poor fing.
Ai googled eet. “feline mosquito repellent” manee sites an manee types for products.
Bee beree kareful wit hur; kittehz kan haz sunburnz 2, and sunburnded kitteh – DOES NAWT WANTZ!!!11!
Okay kittehs, tyme tew wach teh beeg gaim! Wii got hour snaks, hour cumfy pillolows, hour zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
oooh. dat nap attack happend to me yesturday! eet wuz such a luberly nap tew!
did yu has kitteh binkie with your nap attack?
my titer tater wuz sweepin on my feets keeping dem warm frum teh air kundishiner
rly? oar was titer tater’s human’s feets being a comfy pillow for him? xP
was kitteh therapy no matter who started it!
u no teh only tyme tew lay on teh humans is win tey r sleepin, sew tey b layen still fur teh kitteh nap.
this picshur is making me sleepy. no fair!!!
Ohai Sir d’Beaker! I hazn’t metchu yet, butt Iz pleased to meet teh famous syantist of teh cheezland! Her majustee teh cweenmj ses u wants to b told when someone’s nooly bloo. Iz noo, Iz bloo even nooer. I no haza cloo, either.
Ohai honeycakerabbit, ai doan fink weev met! Welkom! Jus inn cais fleep duzznt git bak ai cellybrates ur blooness wif a bideo frum the grate Robert Cray an Keb Mo!
Great choys, bluesfan! For peeps wif limited time, mewsik starts about 1:10 into teh video.
yesh, sorree, shud haz menshuned taht
Fanksalot, bluesfan!
Ohai, HCR! ai awfas teh furree paw awf frensheep (wil kom frum ‘azevedan’…Kthxbai!)
ohai HCR … pleased 2 meechew. I see just below that the esteemed bluesfan473 has provided an outstanding bloo toon to help celebrate yer newly bloo name.
Awl ar innoesynt
Ai sii sof sleepun faises
Awl iz furgiffun
An Ai lubz teh haik haikk hjaik ooos!! *sweepz hayrbawl behind hurself wif surry paw*
Moar liek a “furry” paw!
iz dat wun ob dem boneless kittehs, lyke dem boneless chickies? Jush wunderin.
Aifink awl kittehs aer awlmoast boenliss!
afink dey has a catalepsy
… and dey may needs sum kind of tonic
( oops … nao i see Duffy is already on teh case ↓ )
Grate minds fink alike, fuzz!
Catatonik.
(PS is there a norange bebbeh down by the hyoomin’s side?)
eet luks more laek a goggie paw to me. hair luks too wirey to be a sof kitteh
My hooman says if he waz a proffesur – he cood write a paper on kitteh sleepies pozitshuns n patturns in howse. He says we three kittehs each haz diffrent day sleepies pozishuns and nite sleepies pozishons and we changes them every 6 weeks.
Hmmm he says three kittehs meanz 3 pares of kitteh sleepies positions, 3 solo sleepies pozishuns, 1 treble pozishun and den multiply that by number of places to sleep in day and nite and ….uh …
Hooman say he thinks Albert Eynsteyn wuz working on kitteh sleepies pozishuns but changez to Unifyed Field Theoriez coz it wuz easier….
xxx
Wat kitteh dreem about…
Anchovees
Bebbeh Fishies
Catnip….
Dede meeses
Eeten teh gushee fud
Figthtun wif udder kittehs
Goin tu teh vet (dats eh skaree nitemayr!)
H…
Hunting littlol critters
Implike behabior in teh house
Jumping on teh kitchen counter
Kavorting
L….
Living lyke LIONS! (RAWR!!!!!)
Meeting meeces in dark mazes
Neatly nibbling “nip”
O….
Outsmarting goggies (not too hard)
Pownsing on prey
Quietly watsching hyoomins out window
R…
Running around house at 2am
Stomping madlee on teh floor
Teeth, use as pointee ends on hoomin
Unsuspecting feetses, attack
V…
Viewing water run out the tap
Willing treat bag to open
Xtracting treats from bag with pointy ends wen Willing don werk
Yowling at outside cats from inside
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzs
Violintz attakkz awn tois
Wild kitteh partees
Xtry nip
Yellow burdees
Zipping aot teh doar!
Tah dah!
Bo-n ne nui fee t boo reev ♪
Awwww. This picture makes me want to close my eyes and take nappy! Sadly, I am at work.
You could hide under your desk, maybe?
Is wot mai boss does. He claims he has to recable his pjooter.
Bestest idee I evur hurd was to scatter papurklips on floor an stretch owt, wif feets cloes to door. So when sumwun comes tehy bump your feets an you can say, “Hol on – I jus dropd a buncha paprkilps – ” and be all ruffled lukin liek yu wuz pickin tehm up.
*tee hee*
Nap tiem is sakred….awlways sakred. Dat’s wy u seez CC in dis pikshur! Daddy awlways noo dat as troo!
lyke duh swine floo but jus a liddle teeneh weeneh bit worse. I bet it wos the goggiez folt.
swine flu?
*gigglolz*
Ai wants a nap tiem….NAO!
Okay, KCT, here iz a comfy chair, a cup ov chamomile tee, n eyeshade, nd a “Do Not Disturb” sine… soft mewsik gently playing, and floofy kittehs to lul yu to sleep wif thair purrings… everyfing yu need fur happy nappins…
Ohai KCT! Hao yu ar?
“we wuz sayling along on Kitteh Bay…..”
Ohai smudgie! Ai klikkified awn yer bloo naym adn faond free, caont ‘em, free lubberly jellicle cats! Happitayl dans!
Fanks mezzomom. the utther two iz vry nice but tey iz not adorable. Aifinkso.
Yu (an Bella an Ruby) is adorabubble butt(!) mebbe juss a lidl too eezilly distraktifyd – yu hasn’t rittun awn yur blog fur 4 hole munfs!!! Mor Smudgie blog, plees!
tanks ambercat – smudgie will try and konsentrayte
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Aifinkso kittehs makeses teh bESTEST piwwows! Sew warms and fuzzeh…zzzzzzzzz……
ahhh, cats…so healing, they can be so loving and helpful to humans. a very relaxed cat and human here…
Sleepeeng Hewmin maykz
ekksellent pillo 4 lawwwwwnnng
strrrretcht owt Kitteh
Sleepeeng Hewmin woant’z
cayrz if strrrrrretcht owtz Kitteh leebz
sumz sawfft fur beehynd
Sleepeeng Hewmin canz
Napz enneetyme himz wantz in
Kitteh’z faybritt spawt
Jack.
Is it… It can’t be… It’s… It’s… LONGCAT! THE LONGEST OF CATS HAS RETURNED AND IS GRACING US WITH HIS NAPPLINESS! THANK CEILING CAT!
would that be contagious or catagious?
This is what we call a cat bomb. Your chances of unintentional sleep rise precipitously along with the length of time a sleepy cat has lain upon you.
omfg, iz das longcat!