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why you has a hide?
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Kum owt an feed me
Concatshoelaces, Anni, u leeding teh brayde agayne! Ai goes and hieds nao, u seeks mee?
Ai wuz nebber enny gud at hiedyseek – I yoost 2 get board an gib up an reed a bukk insted uv lukkin!
And what did the person who’d hidden do? Problee tooked a nap while waiting to be found…
Oh, goodee!!! A free-wai ty!
Congrats tu annipuss, KayKitteh adn bluesfan473 awn ur shairt nawt sekkund! 
Ai hazza plait wif sortid muffins wif jam, cheez adn creme awn teh syd, alawng wif kawfee, sortid tees adn sortid joos tu choos frum. Pleez tu halp urselfs.
Thx FluffyB Ai need lossa strawng cawfee dis mornin – din’t wanna wayk up!
So u cud finds mee
an giv hugs {{{{KayKitteh}}}} when ai did!
Ai finded u, ai win! Naow gimme cheezburger prize!
I has a hide so you can has a seek!
Behbeh kitn iz intreegd bai dis noo kawnsept uv “hyde” an “seek.”
Ai founded yoo…TAG…nao yoo iz IT!
=^..^=
Cuz ai hazza skaird uf teh boo gay man!

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*wispurrz*
Did u heer dat?!
…
Oh noes!!! Him fowndz mii!!!
Eeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhrrrrrgggggg!!!!!!!!
*runsawaiwifakwikniss*
Hay! Boogity man! U leev FluffyB alown!!
*batbatbatbatbatbatbat* *boogity man pees inna flannik*
Ohai bluesfan473! Fankees fur halping mii adn chaising awai teh beeg bad boo gay man! Pleez tu eggsept dis plait uf hoam maedid choc chip muffins adn a cup uf kawfee as a tokin uf mai hapitaylniss.
yummy! fank u!
an naow ai haz tew leev fer teh pleh lawndrymat, haz fun cheezfrends!
Luk intu mai eiz. Donut bee scayrd!
Therapist kitteh iz beeing theraputik.
Theripast kitteh missiz hur mummee.
Hab u sceen hur, plzthx?
I needs a kissee. U plz distribewt?
Ai hazza sniffle, izza hug okai?
ai giv kitteh kiss *lik lik lik lik lik lik lik lik lik*
Ohai ebberywun. Kin ai arks yew to let orl yore kittehs and goggies hoo be ober teh bridj to go and plae wib Mitzie, teh litlol gray poodle hoo blonged to mai mumkitteh and dadkitteh fore 17 yeers. Tehy hads to send hur ober teh bridj on Fried Egg Dae (butt tolled me tewniet). Mai dadkitteh hazzint stoppd teh kraink sinse tehn.
Fankies.
Tihs iz teh sad nyooz jus nao forr yu nd yor fambily butt yu noez Mitzie woz luvd nd brott luv tu yu awl.

Sew be brayv nd member teh happee timz ob hur lyfe throo teh teerz.
* squeeze forr kimkiwi nd hur kiwi fambily *
Yes.
i has a sorrie nd wil aks Sandy (my ole goggie, oer teh bridj) tu luk out for Mitzie!!!
ai has a sawree, two, kk an mum an dad. ai tells Maxie, owr dalmation from when ai wuz yung tew go play wiff her, he wuz berree playfuls befoar he gots old an hadda go ober teh brij
Awf cours! Mai simpatheez tu yu adn yur famlee.
Kimkiwi, my heart dog is looking for Mitzie and running to playing and chasing and barking and eating treats. He is teh huge dog and will make sure Mitzie gets to know the ropes in the Meadow.
{{{{kimkiwi and all her family}}}
{{{{{Kimkiwi and fambly}}}}}
{{{{{{{kimkiwi}}}}}}}} {{{{{{kimkiwis mawmz an dadz}}}}}}}}
{{{Kimkiwi}}} Oh noe teh sad
I haz mehnee animlolz et teh Bridj an I iz shor dey wil welkom Mitzie wif opin pawziz.
Akshulee, mah beegul Pal nebbur much laikd uddur goggeez wail we had himz, but mehbee he’z chaynjd hiz maind bai nao.
Mehnee simpufeez tu yu an yr famblee.
My Casey, Misha, Michelle, Lenny, and Salem will all be there to greet Mitzie
{{{{{Kimkiwi and fambly}}}}}
Mai Eubie adn Babeh googies will plai wif miss Mitzi adn show her arown. UB beed teh Yorkii Terror adn Babeh wuz a terror mix (but nebber actid lak a terror) taht wud b a gud size 2 b playin wif Mitzi. Tehy wuz so luvin adn gud–tehy will be teh gud frenz.
{{{{{{{{{{kimkiwi an famblee}}}}}}}}}}
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Ower hart goggie, Sadie, is in teh meddow too. She will b happee to welkum Mitzie.
Izzit jus mii oar is dis a berry splortalisious bebbeh?
Hmmm, lets mii see…
SPLORT!!!
Nope, ur ryte, berry splortalishus!!!
Uh-oh! Hoald awn dere KitKatsMom! Teh CCC is awn eets way.
Here comes the CCC, with sirens blaring and lights flasheding
*Sweeps up all the splorted braynes
*Rinses in room temperature fizzy water
*Gently, yet very thoroughly pax braynes bake into braynium cavity
*Places head bonez back into place
*Taypity taypity taypity with ducky tape wiv pictures of summer vegetables on it
*Snaps on a fresh CHRG/wdoi
*Leads catena to the splort recovery lounge
*Here’s a lovely little mimosa in a pretty glass. Enjoy!
*DO NOT look at teh kitteh until you feel stronger. K?
(Fanks to Q)
*whew* Fang kew, AfriCat! Dat wuz a kloas wun! Ai hoaps teh brayns am awl bak inna ryte plays acos, hoo noes? Ai myte needs dem sumdae!!
*relackses in SRL*
*sips teh yummy mimosa*
(plaintively) Ennybuddy gots sum chawklit?
Choklit on teh spot!
Herez a choklit possum for
Yu to munch upon.
Fang kew, Lungdoc! NOMNOMNOM…
Doan bi lukkin inta hur ize!
Consentrayte onn yur taxx formm!
* Daz wadey bee dune *
Onoes…..ai has jus gawt awp! Aiz nawt prepearrud! Argh!!!
S
P
L
O
RT!!!!!!
Oh nose! Hold on, catena!
Here comes the CCC, with sirens blaring and lights flasheding
*Sweeps up all the splorted braynes
*Rinses in room temperature fizzy water
*Gently, yet very thoroughly pax braynes bake into braynium cavity
*Places head bonez back into place
*Taypity taypity taypity with ducky tape wiv pictures of summer vegetables on it
*Snaps on a fresh CHRG/wdoi
*Leads catena to the splort recovery lounge
*Here’s a lovely little mimosa in a pretty glass. Enjoy!
*DO NOT look at teh kitteh until you feel stronger. K?
hunnh…..wot…wot…ai wuz jus settun down tu luk awt teh LOLz….dats las tink ai remembuh…
thxQ!
(bawt ai wuz led tu beleff dered bii choklit pos-SPLORT….)
Here some choklit iz
Even tho ai drops it off
Day an’ haff too late…
o hai! iz wus trying tew hydes frum yur cyootness…
errmm.. uh oh.. tew laet!! heer it goezzzzz
**Ka-SPLORTttt! **
Fourtuynutlee, teh CCC wuz stil lingahren, aroun mai proen bodee…
*Swepes awp erik’s splorted braynes
*Rinses in teh saline
*Gently, yet very thoroughly pax braynes bake into braynium cavity
(hey! wate! datz eh pies awf catena’s braynes!…..)
*Places head bonez back into place
*Taypity taypity taypity with ducky tape
*Snaps on a fresh CHRG/wdoi
*Leads erik to the splort recovery lounge; rite nex tu catena
(who grabz her braynebit bak adn stuffz eet eensid cuet ducky tape)
*Here’s sum CHOKLIT! Enjoy!
O noze!
Whoop whoop whoop heer coms the CCC!
Sweep sweep ur braynes inno a tydee pyle
Rinse rinse wif sparklee lemmum wadder
Tuck tuck pat pat bak inno braynium cabity
Snap snap awn the eggstra strenff CHRG (wdoi)
Taype taype wif rainbo cullered ducky taype
Leeds the wai tew the splort recovery lounge
Snuggle snuggle u inno a cheezfrends mappie blankie
Handz ober stoofed bebeh pengwin tew cuddle
Offerz trai uv hawt chokklit an sordid pastrees.
Naow, u jus rest a minnit an doan luuk at anee cayute pixures fer a wile, kay?
Yay! A dubble reskew maiks u feel twict az guud!
Eeeerrrriiiikkkk iiiizzz ddddooowwwnnn!
OK,OK,OK.
Mirrur, Signol, Manoober,
Wooop, Wooop, Wooop
CCC come skreemin in, wiht sirens blaring and lights flasheding
*Sweeps up all Erikz splorted braynes
*Rinses in mowtain spring watter
*Uzez kleen funnel to por teh braynes bake into braynium cavity
*Places head bonez back into place
*Taypity taypity taypity with ducky tape wiv pictures of summer holidaz on it
*Snaps on a fresh CHRG/wdoi
*Leads Erik to the splort recovery lounge adn sitz himz down wiht a Cheezepeeps blankket.
*Here’s a lovely martoony nd a choklit possim
*DO NOT look at teh kyoot until you feeline bettur.
Mayke myne a tripple wun, bartendah!
sweet! ah’ll haz a tripple wif a umbrelly innit pleez!
* Hanz BF473 a larg glas wid lotz of ic nd berry litlol alkehol *
Taht il bee elebenty monees furr teh dwrink
nd elebenty mor furr teh umbrelly.
Njoy!
Kewt liddill Kitteh
amz mayd ubz Creem~Sikkill furr
andz pressshuss bloo ieez
Creem~Sikkill Kitteh
nawtz wawntz play “Hydee~Seekee’
wen itz tyme 4 Nomz!
Creem~Sikkill Kitteh
willz letz Liddill Prittee Wun
snorgillz hurz layturrz!
Jack.
awww, ai ♥ creem~sikkil kitteh, awsum Jack, az alwais!
Onoes! teh sweet Ohaikus iz gunna mak mii SPLORT ehgen!
*closez eeyz titelee adn tinks adn startz reciten teh peeriotuk tabul*
Ohai, catena!
Standeengz bye wiff noo
CHRG andz awrmmfull
ubz snugz Bunjee Coardz
“Let’z mii knoez wen U
getz 2 ‘SeeZee~umm’, okay?
Dat gibz lawtza tyme!”
Handz catena brandz
noo payr ubz kewl sunglaasez
wiff Dukkeez insyde
Jack.
**Red comez staggerin in, yawnin an haff-awayk, still warin hur pee-jayz**
Ohai, frenz!
I’m kinda sad to be awayk. Dat dreem I wuz havvin wuz kwite nyse.
Did teh Fyremenz kumz tu sabez yu form teh YNGs?
No, dere wuz no fyremenz in bolbed, butt dere wuz wun YNG in bolbed.
**grinz dreemilee**
Dun be fooleded by teh kyootness!
Din yoo C wat he did to teh doggie dwn teh street?!
He haz a litesaeb…a litsabb…a glowie sord! Taht slasheses!
RUN!!!!1!oNe!!
*maeks mistaik an lookz intu kitteh I’s*
UH NU!! Kyoooooot….
*cuddles*
*Cs glowie sord*
UH NU!!
*runrunrun*
oooh ai hads tu faborite taht wun… teh kyoot iz awf teh skale *snapz awn xtra strength CHRG(wdoi)*
Peek-Ka-Booh!
Mundane is Korming, kitteh!
lil kitteh has a kyoot!