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Burbon St. Balcony Kitteh Is shocked at your behavior
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CC sees wat u did!
Ai gawt teh beedz didn ai?
frow meh sumfing mistrrrrrrr!!!!!!!
BTW – Cormgratyoolayshuns PJP – Letz sillybrate!
**hands PJP uh mint joolip and sum cheezy crackers.
♪♫NC Puts awn HC Jr. musik♪♫
Gud song choyse, NC! Iz a fabrit.
I can has hurrycain drinkee? I finkso Noo Orleenz iz faymus foar dem, rite?
Naw, dat’s nawt too soon. Nawt at awl.
Gets owt ingredients:
1 oz vodka
1/4 oz grenadine syrup
1 oz gin
1 oz light rum
1/2 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
1 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1 oz triple sec
grapefruit juice
pineapple juice
**pours intew curvayshus glass**
**adds ice**
**hands tew Red**
Cheerz!!!
Hay! I nawt meen no disprespektin!
U nawt heerd of Pat Obriens?
My ignorance, let me show it tew yew.
Wii yoosed to hab uh place cawled Carlos O’Brians ’round here.
Best mexican fud eber.
Ooo fanxies, u guys! Let’s drinks an danse!! Great fun dis mucik is.
Also, a hurrican iz a gr8 drinkie unless yer da bartender dat hazzta make um all nite.
**drinks hurricane**
**dansdansdans – twirls and twirls and twirls**
**fawls awn teh payvmint**
*THUNK*
Oooh luk, beads.
My faborite
Jes coz ai new yew wer dyin’ tew gno.
Iz Steevee Wundur reemayk!
Nyse. I lyks it.
(I putted my fabrit wun down thred…)
Or iz abowt tew pyook.
Hoap u gots bumburshoot!
Ai do, and it’s red and yella.
Wun of mine has……KITTEHS awn it!
(Sirpryze, sirpryze)
Mine tew!
Butt, I wantz beeds!
Ai nawt say show us yur DAT! EEsh! Cubber it up!
I sed, “SHOW ME UR KITTEHS!”
Geez peeplol, get ur eerz czeched….
In awl fairness Red, yoo sed, “SHOW ME YOUR KITS.”
Eh, u jes wanted to flash me an u kno it.
**cowntz numbur of beedz hur still haz, to see ifn hur can werk owt deel wif NC**
Ai doan care how mush ai luk liek Einstein today. *fixes hare*
Ai yam nawt showing yew my genius.
Oh, NOW u playin hard to git?
**tayks beeds an goez luukin foar moar Cheezmenz**
I haz lotsa beads, I just wented tu da bead store awn Fridai!
**Hires talent agent foar Einstein**
**Agent promised him lots ob exposure**
Smart guies be secksee!
**pawnders Mardi Gras tradishuns**
Izzit tew see their secks?
**hazza confuzzlold**
Yew sed secksee
**finally getz it**
**Faispaw**
They mayke a kit fur dat? Nawt sekkund aid kit, snayke byte kit, mana-kyoor kit, an nao dis? O teh hyoog manatee!
PH – Gess wat I had foar lunsch teh uthur day.
WINGZ!
Dey wuz nommy.
**narrows eyes at rhsb**
Well, gess wut ai had fur a snak toodai? A wite (choklit) kit-kat! It wuz nom-lishus!
**applyz wrinklol creem to PH**
Nobodee lyks crowz feet awn a parrot.
**Cranes himz neck tew see crows feet**
Owl bet doez awr cozd by worry-wren tew mush.
Donut go borryin trubllol.
Nawt to be robin it, eithur!
Ai nawt haz crowz feet! Ai haz LAFF LINEZ! **sobs, crowz feet git deeper**
**hanz PH a ShamWow**
Heer, dry ur teerz, my fren.
U kno I lubs u an wuz onlee joakin. {{{PH}}}
Jes wait ’till Hershey komz owt wif calico candy bar.
Dat wud be kool!
Whyte choklit, milk choklit an dark choklit!
Wif jes uh liddlol bit ob oranj swirled in.
Yesh yesh, the hyoog man-a-tease
awr wut the Mardri Gras boyz wanna see, aifinkso.
**wunners ifn hur man-a-teases iz hyooj enuff**
**applies motorboat test**
Yew git an A+
**Fawlz awf bed frum teh shokk**
KA-THUNK!
Gud CC, yu haz elektricitee in yur bed nao?
Duzzint eberywun?
Dats jes her purrsonalitee showing.
Iffn ai libed in KY, I wuld own stock in utility kompany aifinkso.
Show me your………beads?!?!?
It seems like Ralph is about 1 hurl some “insults”
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Whut yoo meen, “shawkked”….yoo FREW teh beedz wenn dey dood it!
=^..^=
Dis pikshur wuz taykin inna daytiem.
Kitteh wud bee REEL shokked at nite!
OH EM GEE!!!!!
Iz Harry Connick Jr.
I lubs him!
Red: “Harry! Leev dat formur Biktoria’z Sekrit modlol an marry me!”
Harry: “Yah, RITE!” **Harry walks awf laffin himz butt awf**
**suddenly Harry hears…**
*put put put*
*p-p-p-p-puh*
*brrrrrrmmmmmmm*
**Harry turnz around wif a startlol**
**Harry and Red lock eyez**
♪♫Theme song frum Here tew Eternity♪♫
Heer be wun of my fabrit Harry songz.
Duz cheezland seem extra cheezee tonite?
nawt taht ai notisd
mebbe ebrybudy is hitn teh ‘nip a litlol hard biicuz its Caturdai nite.
Ai kin haz sum nip?
**nipz PH**
*covrs hur eyez* iz teh kitteh frum teh Grudge mobie *has a skeered*
**uncovrz KLWU’s eyez** Du nawt be skeered! Ewww! Diz kitteh tu kyoot fur dat! Dis nyce kitteh, bad kamra anglol. **pats klwu awnna bak**
Is troo…look at dat liddle cyute dot nose…an an an da dot toes!
SPLORT!
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer*
*It b battree operated.*
*Turnz it on adn deh braynez iz sukked up, kleened *
*adn returnded 2 deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz* * PJP is rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.* ♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥ *flyz owt agin*
Ohai, pj perree!
Oapuunz t3h CCC
den turnz awn ‘Braynee~Ak~Vakk’
andz cleenz ups t3h mess
Poarz braynz bakk insyde.
Den Buddurr~Fly~Band Aydz maykz
pj’z hedd prittee
Fyndz CHRG
andz pullz TYTE! Habz Bunjee Coardz
oarz lawtz Dukkee Tayp
Bunjee Coardz holadz t3h
CHRG in playss. Habz
Iee Bryte Tee 4 U
Awllso habz Froazinn
Millkee Wayz andz Hurshee Bawrz
wiff Nommee Awllmundz!
Awllso habz Flooffee
Blankittz 2 keepz pj warm
untilz hurz bettah
Jack.
Offankies , Jack, an Bon-Momme, I feelz much bedder now.
wow, iz taht an ohaiku resku? *iz impressed*
Othx PH, ai du luv a gud skeery movie tho
*Flyz in wif deh majickle de-splortifyer* *It b battree operated.* *Turnz it on adn deh braynez iz sukked up, kleened *adn returnded 2 deh kraniul kabitee.*
*A CHRG (wdoi) iz installed 2 protekting frum fucheer splortz*
* PJP is rappt in floofee blankee, a kumferting bevridge iz put in wun hand*
*Adn a nummy chokklit possum in tuther hand.* ♥ Schmooz 2 yooz! ♥ *flyz owt agin*
WOW, who waz dat maskt momme? An I didnin eben git a chans to fanx hers.
Nitey nite cheezfrenz, ai hittin teh sak, ai hadda lawng coupla dayz. Dotter safelee (ai hope) in kollidge, ai safelee hoam, gonna go nawt cry in my pillolow. NAWT crine. Nawt crine. Datz me. Nawt crine. *sniff*
**Tosses shamwow**
G’nite PH
‘Nite, PH.
{{{PH}}}
Put yur shirt bak awn or dere will bii no beads fur yu!
Oooohhh….I jes finded “Rapid Fire” awn tee-vee!
Brandon Lee……. Oh, my dog….
**starts droollin**
Wii iz watchin Ice Road Truckers! Oh, an myne obbern dat just decided tu go frum 200degrees tu Clean at bout 500degrees. FREAKY!
I haz uvin storee.
I tryed to mayk my own birfday cayk (at adj 13, I finkso) an almoast burnded down teh howse!
I member yu tellin mii bout that. Wen obbens go bad! Oh da horror!
Dats wunna my faborite shows.
Lisa iz teh hawt! Ai gno, beeg surprise ai fink dat.
But, ai bin watchin eet foar free seasons. Gawt is scheduled awn the DVR. New episode doan kom awn ’til tumorrow in my area.
Ai wuz awn pin and needlolz wen Hugh’s jake brake wuldn’t engage.
A fwend and ai were tryin’ tew ‘member the curmudjin’s name dat left Alex wen hii culd nawt git hiz chaynes awn.
I nawt watched it dis seezun, butt watched teh nawt-sekkund an sekkund seezunz.
Donut kno why I nawt gettid in2 it dis yeer. **shrugs**
Oh! Dis yeer wuz eggsiteeng.
Hugh and Alex bii teh rookies.
GF finks Jack is dreamy coz hii iz fearless.
Lisa is teh smart. She figured owt howta fool hur enjin intew nawt slowing down awn tretchurus hill. Wun tiem, her fule line borked, and seberal teh menz truckers stawped tew halp her. There is chivalree in Alaska aifinkso.
I lyk Alex. Himz my fabrit. Himz got elebenty kidlets!
Iz gud to see dat chivalree nawt completelee ded.
What has been seen cannot be unseen
Wat DID u see? O nose, wait don’t tell me.
**pullz 2_k’s tayle an runswifakwikness**
**chases aftah red and butt wigglol of doom and lands on herz**
Cat fight!
**grabz 2_k an gibs hur bunneh kikk of deth**
ouchie dat hurtz, I takes Ur one bunny kikk of deth and gibes U 2 in returnz
**plops in a heap an goes to sleep exhausted**
Good nite
Balcony kitteh sez: Git yor kix nao Aaron Neville, coz yor giving up that overwrought vibrato foar lent.
**NC pawnders if A.N. vibrato can substitute for motorboat test**
STDLTBBB
Wut? Huh? Dis nawt go here. Teh space/time continyooum still borked aifinkso.
Frenz, I haz a sleepy an am goin to bed.
Haz a gud nite/day/wutebber!
See y’all laytur.
STDLTBBB, butt lettem motorboat iffn dey wanna.
*snerk* Gud wun!
Uuugh! WP eetin my cawmints.
**sez eet uh liddlol diffurntlee**
YRU scritchin yor cranium PJP?
Yep…
STDLTBBB
S T D LTBB
Neuw Owrleenz kitteh:
Laysey ley bon tempz ruelay!
Kum awn awp heer, nauw!
Yay for teh Lolfronsch bilungwil ohaiku!
Balcony kitteh luks liek uh singer.
♪♫ Oh say can yew see…
…rite down dat gurl’s shirt?
dem bii bodashush tatas, kittehfinkso!
doez were sum awesum *censored*
*faints*
ahem…bofem eben
*gigglolz wif glee and doez a liddle happitayl dans*
Mai loldog maeds it tu teh frunt paeg.. ai didn’t ebun see it in teh votin paeg
Cogratz, Klwu! Is da funnies an cyute!
Othx pj *has a proud*
Iz guitaraddict’s pikture adn iz wun uv mai most poplar wuns. Close sekund iz mai simulated canonball which iz anuder wun uzin sumwun elses *Tu Kyoot!* pikture an taht maeks dem eez tu maek. Ai hopes sumday wun uv mai pikturez will maeks it (eben if iz nawt my lol caption)
Dat wass hisster…histori…berry berry funi!
is so kyoot puppeh izn it? Iz splort wurthy puppeh pikture
Burbin st kitteh is jus jellis
hoopu hoopu ♪ fight kitteh.
Um, did an e boddy hab a problem wiff ICHC ? Is it jus me?
Ohai, aney boddy der?
*sawft vois inna dark* Nope, no wun heer… just us dustbunnies…
“The website is too busy to show the webpage.” …???!!!??? I BEG YOUR PARDON? Don mak mii come ober dere an ruff yu oop, misturr! Yur too busy fur mii? O, ai auta… PFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEEE *steam comes outta teh eers*
Ohai AfriCat! Hoo be gibin u trublol?! Ai hazza baisbawl bat iffin u need wun…
what were they doing anyway?
so it’s nawt juss me.
not u, soz but i mean the cat in the pic seeing what he ppl are doing.
shokked an apawled!
Teh kittehs iz shocked by teh tittehs?
“SHOW UZ UR KITS!!!!”
>:O Yew has high expextatunzz? Sowwie.
Kitteh, you is looking the RONG way…
Look UP at de balcony for de human ladee boobs.
Looks like he saw the funneh dancing man from the movie The Out of Towners.
8o