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So feed me nao!
Congrats mmm. We seam 2 be bakk awn an eben keel agane!
Yay! congarats miniminsmum, u leed teh brayd! shal wii conga awf tew teh ty booteek wif a short stawp at teh pi stall awn teh wai?
thnx anni adn bluesfan, an conga rats to yuz too, and pj.
Yum gud idear, ai juss feel lyke a lemming merang-utang pi, wiv teh wippy creme on.
Pleez to be habbing sum frooty sangrea wiv orinjis adn peechis in.
I’ll go along wiff ebreyon habbin da lemming merang-utang-clang pi!
*Jumps off da counter*
oooo, teh sangrea sownds yummie! ai can haz umbrelly innit? pleeeeeeez?
*raizez glass* salud, amor y pesetas, y tiempo para disfrutarlos! *clinkee*
Heerz teh sparklolly yello umbrelly, adn kitteh-paw shaped swivvel stik witch lites up, furr stirrin teh sangrea adn spy king teh froots (multi yoosage yootensils ai haz tehm).
*clinkee glars wiv bluesfan* santé
Doan’t meen much to WP eever!
Alls ai kno iz…itz FEEDIN tyme!
I can haz snooz button?
there is no snooz button on a hungry kitteh
ZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzz HUH? wut thyme uz ur? OH CARP! uz teh middlol ub teh nite!
kitteh sez ‘an ur poynt iz?’
Ai woke up wonce in teh nite at EE E. Butt (!) tehn ai saw taht teh clok woz upsyde down
Random factoid about NC:
If ai see teh clock sez 12:34, ai hab tew wait and stare at eet until it changes to 12:35. Dat way ai is looking at it wen it goes past 12:34:56. Udderwise iz bad luck.
Mai sooperstishin (ai maded it up in collije) iz iffn yu look at teh clock at 11:11, yu can maeks a wish. No can luk at 11:10 an staer at eet. Sposed tu be randum.
Aiiiiiiii likeit!
Sorta like uh indoor shooting star type ob fing.
**pawders stealing 2minions’ sooperstishin**
*pawnders
No needs to steel. Can has for free.
Sides, 2minions is steeling yurz. Eggsalad sooperstishin!
Fanky 2M.
Mai nawt sekkund wish will bii dat awl yor wishes kum troo.
Aww.
I seems tu awlwais luk at da clock at 1:23. Awlmost nebber a weekend goes by dat it duzzn’t happen atleast wunce. Iz nawt gud luk or ennifing I nawt think so kause I still poor, just amusing.
Mebbe iz idnicashun of yur bein in toon wif unibers or sumfink. AND amusin – ai hadded to smover teh LOLs at teh offis wen yu caem bak from teh kitchen ware teh DH wuz makin peetsa an ebbryfing wuz cobbered in flour. Still grinnin aobut it…
Oh yesh, wuz beri adventerous nite wif da peetza man! *Makes mental note tu hyde da yeast an flour*
“An Adventerous Nite Wif Da Peetza Man”
Sounds like the begging ob wun ob doez nawty moobies.
NAWT that kind uf adventure! Wuz inneresting tu sii how many surfaces in da kitchen kuld git cubbered in flour.
Hmmm…it shur soundz liek teh moobie ai
seenherd ’bout.*giggles* Um, what kinda moobie iz yu tawlkin bout?
Foar sum reezun 1:23 doan bother me.
*shrugs*
Butt(!) sumtiemz ai gigglol when 8:00 shows up.
Teh digital font maiks it look like the clock haz gotta ghostie init trying tew scare me.
**hands kitteh uh convenience store cormdog**
Nao kitteh gits gas from Arco stayshun.
*heddesk*
“Will snorgle for fud”
Tehre is oenlee wun “2.46″ in teh dai an it happuns in the arfternoony wiv a cupovtee anna stikky bun!
Dat’s mai upinyun 2!
Dang. Ai mist it nd ai’m frexh owt ub da stikee bunz ennywaiz. cud problee manij cupatee. oh, aifinkso iz 2 crumpitz ina frezer. joi! but lemun crud went bad wif a haf ful jar .Stromberry jam iz maibe.
mmmmmm, crumpitz wiv teh meltee butter adn hunneh
Sownds betterer tahn lemun crud!
Awnlee care fur hoomin fud. An fact dat u haz apposabul fumbs to open dah canz o gooshie fud.
Lucy Kat finkso 4a.m. purrrfect tyme tu bii petted an rubbed an play milkring game.
Ohai, 3km:
Millk Reeng Gaym amz t3h
besstest gaym ebbur! Kitteh
canz nawtz waytz 2 playz!
Wenz Millk Reeng fawllz awn
floarr, “Gaym Awn!” Kitteh pownssez
andz attakkz Millk Reeng
Batz Millk Reeng beetween
Heminz feetz. Den chayss t3h Reeeng
undurr Beeg Coaldz Bawkkz!
Den gaym amz ober.
Untillz Hewminz getz t3h Reeng
frumz undurr t3h Bawkkz
Jack.
Jack – can yu has moonliting job as refferrerree fur Milkring Gaems? Yu certinly knoes teh rools!
Ossim pome!
OH CLAPPITY, CLAPPITY!!! Yes, milk ring game bii veri fun fur da kitteh. Nawt so fun wen it gits dropped in yur bed an yur leg gits da ruff syde uf da milk ring.
Nooooo! Nawt to be tawlkin abowt teh milk ringz in bed!
**gigglols an runzwifakwikness**
*Luks intu da gutter* Um, red, Ifinkso yur mynd bii down there, pleez tu git it owt!
ME inna gutter? U iz teh wun wif teh milk ringz inna bed!
Hay! Red an NC an ai iz heer in tihs gutter fur teh screening ov “Adventerus Nite Wif Teh Peetza Man”! Dis a whirled premeer an a importint moment in cinema histry!
Oh YES!! Watch how hii “forgets” tu wash da mixing bowl an just replaces it bak intu da stand mixer, an then just leeves it there dirty an neglected.
Critics said: The butt prints in teh flour were reminisant ob footsteps in the sand. Beautiful!
ROFLMAO!!!11!!!!1!!!!!
**Red comez staggerin in, warin wrinkloled cloze an a seryus case of bed-hed**
YAWN!
Ohai, frenz. Wuzzup?
**applies wrinklol creem tew Red’s cloze**
Sangrea, tiem travel, sooperstishin, an a Adventurus Nite wif teh Peetza Man – awl upfred!
An a gud afternoon fur naps in KY, sownds liek. Hows teh moove prep goin?
Wii moved lotsa stuff dis moarnin, witch iz why I tuuk a nap dist afturnoon.
I has a bed at teh noo playse, an a lub-seet iz comin awn Thurzday. Teh “beeg moov” iz nexst Caturday.
Oh, an gess wat wuz in my naybur’z winnow – a kitteh! Beeg purty tuxie. Mahm an dad bofe laffed wen dey saw it, finkin “dis is purrfeck playse foar Red to be movin to”!
Red can has gud omen.
Itsa sine! Kitteh oberlords approve yur moove!
Yur makin progriss, too. Happi yu fownded teh rite lub-seet fur teh noo spayce.
Yah, teh lub-seet iz purty, too.
I wuz gonna buy el cheepo lub-seet, butt mahm insisted awn goin to luuk at furnichur stoar. I finded lub-seet I relee lyked butt wuz nawt in teh budjit.
Wii go to stoar to get bed (mattriss, bocks springz, an frayme) an el cheepo lub-seet butt mahm sed hur nawt lyk el cheepo lub-seet. I say, “iz in budjit.”
Wii werked owt deel – I get niser lub-seet an mahm & dad pay haff az part of my Krissmiss prezzie.
Fambly eek-a-nom-eeks – tehre teh best!
Sumfin kinda bad did happen 2day, tho.
I hitted my shin awn teh trailolr hitch awn dad’s twuk!
Dat hurtid. Bad.
I almoast hololured owt sum obsenitees, butt did nawt.
Gud fur yu! Yu is gud dotter, nawt to maek dad’s eers turn bloo!
Hoep teh shin is just banged, nawt broke.
An gud luk on teh rest of tihs weekens movin! Ai has to go nao to feed teh minions (an teh washer, an teh dryer…)
So niec taht teh kitteh wuz warins a tux fur yu tu… and ai dun taht a few timz with teh trailer hitch… ai feels yur pain
Yah, an at leest nuffin wuz hangin awf teh hitch!
**pondurs hoo minnee peeps hur kud axe hoo iz yoo an wut haz yoo dun wif red**
**flies wiffa kwikness tu NB**
HAY!
It nawt be dat menny. Moast haz been ethur swored to sekresee……oar blakmayled in2 kwietness.
I wuz in frunt of BOFE parental yoonits at teh tiem!
I know wat I gitten yu fur Catmus. I bringin yu elebenty hunnert milk rings!
Alrite, butt I nawt has dem inna bed, unlyk SUM weerdoez I kno!
Yu just wait til yu gits yur kitteh! I bringin Lucy obber tu train her!
I can’t eben hazzerd a gess as 2 how many green monopoly howses r under my fridge.
Me either. If the canon piece eber aksidentally goes under there, player will owe elebentee munnies…tew kitteh.
My kittehs prefer 2 b payed in yummies radder dan munnies.
Jes by chance ai iz makin’ skwimps foar dinnur.
**maiks plate foar PJP’s kittehs**
Couldn’t agree more with the kitteh. My life is just like that, although I’m not that furry.
Ai has a envius ov teh niteowls – hoomin and kitteh. Ai awlwais miss teh fun!
Iz nawt fun in da mornin tho. I hazza day job wiffa nite tyme body clock. I nawt kan sleep before 11 or 12, makes da mornin da pleh!
Ai can sypatize. Ai haz bads insomnia an ai nawt find anyfing taht wurked tillz a few yrs ago. Lief iz much bedder naow taht ai finded sumfin taht wurks taht duzznt maek meh feel drugged an groggeh in teh mornins
Pls 2 share—spose adm maisef bofe has teh in som knee uh sum
taims. Urge 2 kill at 2 a m win wun of us can snoring adn teh uvver wun is a wake.
who carz ifn its wekendz.