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nawt teh One!
Congrats catena u seam 2 haz a solo!
tanks! wuz suer dat wuld nawt happun! typped won, den chanjd eet!
Ai neerlee mist it awl2gever – Ai wuz nawt payin `tenshun!
*whispaz secrut*
ai has granfadda klok dat ringz teh our erlee…
Ai wuz playin solitaire!
i didnt know being first was PROMOTED on ichc.
Own lii win u can make humerus comment (or at leest relebent wun). Jush “firsh” nawt cownt.
Oar epic mattriss jump?
Teh dansen kittehz
Performz teh struggul awf lief
Inturpratiflee
gud wun catena
Who terned off da grabbity!
donchya bii gettun awl grabbity…
Twin #1: Wii awr gettin de-grabbitated.
Twin #2: Yesh, wii awr.
♪♫ Eggsirsize, eggsirsize,
c’mon eberybawdy dew yor eggsirsize…
adn FREEZE ♪♫
Ai duz mai eggsirsiziz ebbry mornin – Up, doun, up, doun ….. den teh uvver iilid.
ii see. Dats why yew iz sew observant ob wen teh gnu lolz show up.
ii eegsirsizes awr gud iidea iifinkso. No wrinklol creem foar yew den.
Lebitayshun kitteh iz sew gud at wut himz duz, hii kin do eet standing awn wun tippy toe.
I thot demz wuz deh dansing kossack kittehz
TEH FLOOR IS LAVA!!!11!1!!
I C, I C. An teh brown 1s ar sakirafisin teh oranj 1, cuz teh oranj 1s ar poisin anywae.
Poor oranjy.
ohai ilove2learn, are yoo noo heer? *ekstends floofy paw ob frendship* yup, ifinkso taht orinj kitteh better start jumping hiyer an faster!
Orinj kitteh dansin lahk MCHammer—–du du du du du du du iss hammer tahm.
owowowow
owowowowow
owwwowowowowowowwwoowwoww
ai has eh buisee ehgen. seez yu lata!
All deh kittehz wuz kungfu fiting
Doez cats wer fas az litening
N fax eet wuz a liddlol bit fry ten in…
Butt(!) dey fawt wif eggspert tieming
Kitteh awn teh right: Has-SAAAAN chop!
Loonee Toonz refz iz awlweyz FTW!!!1!!!1!
Ah knowed kittehs cud lebbitake! O.o
Is dis haow dey majiklolly appearz rite behind U, even tho tehy wuznt there a sekund ago?
Zacklee.
Or how u leave one room in teh house and go strate to a nother room in teh house and don’t see anybuddy in between but when u get to teh sekkond room there is a kitteh there that looks just like teh kitteh that was in teh room u just leaved?
*whispurrs* dey kan wok thru walls… Robert Hyn lyn sez sew!
Well, that certainly makes some senses. *nods*
But when they is teh running, teh walls seem to jump out and get in their way. When my Esme was a littlol kitten, her nickname was “Crash”.
Buddy was triin tew ambush meh, an watchin mah feets rader dan where him was going… him crashed intew da wall, and akwired the “Ditzmore” part of him naem den.
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Mahbeh the running makes kitteh mololcules crash intew walls, sins they isnawt finkin bowt going fru da walls?
Heh! Hav yu red wut Terry Pratchet says abowt kittehs? *read The Unadulterated Cat*
Ai lurbs Terry Pratchett, and Ai has nawt red that! thnx fur teh tip!
tehy better beez kareful, or tehy will end up stukked to teh ceeling liek taht kitteh teh ovver day!
heerz teh burfday fairy to say HAPPEE BURFDAY to J-me an evreewun else hoo haz a burfday today!! i haz bringd tasty fudjy burfday cake, rich ‘n’ buttery yello cakes wif crunchy topping an fresh froot and wippy kreem, iskreem, sparkly party punch, poynty shiny party hats wif pompoms, an teh tradishunal sunnyday game ob trol-hed crokay!! teh wooden ballz are paynted to luking liek trol heds, an tehy make funny trolly noyzes wen yoo wakk tehm wif the crokay mallets!! also goodie bags filled wif frizbeez taht make raynbows wen tehy fly, ittybitty sekrit diareez wif sekrit decoder mood rings, kandee, an colur-it-yorself kitteh stikkers wif bokses ob elebenty-six crayns (wif bilded-in sharperner) so yoo kan coluring tehm any colur yoo wants!! an a big swish ob teh burfday wand to making all yor burfday wishes come troo!
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Ohai burfday fairy! Nawt too mani ov us at teh parti yet, aifinkso. Fankees for teh yummi tasty fudjy cake! *nom nom nom*
*Runz off chasin teh raynbow frizbee across teh piknik grownd*
*chases Lungdoc chasin raynbow frizbee*
Ohai! *Gives kvnsgrrl a kitteh stikker dekorated wif yello sunflowrz*
*Haz much funz whakin da troll bolls wif kroak quay mallit…*
Trollhed boll rollz fru hoops, saying “fotoshopt! fotoshopt!”
*ofurs Lungdoc an BDM an J-me trai ob party punch wif just a splassh ob bubblee*
Ohay, BDM, didnt U start teeching? How is going?
Ohai kevnsgrrl! Yesh, ai has a teechifyin jawb… dere beh the opin haws onna Toozdai, and start porfeshinal debelopmint on Oargust 31, and stew dints shoz up onna Sebtimber ate. Sew… ai will beh the teechifyin, butt (!) nawt axuallee dewin it yet.
Happi Burday Cheezpepz!!!
an thx Burday Fairy fur teh stickerz *getz owt her gell penz an colurz teh kittehz in raynbow colorz*
Dis vershun lukz a lawt moar n-treeging den teh wun wif hoominz innit.
♫ Ah, might as well jump (jump)
Go ahead and jump
Get in and jump (jump)
Go ahead and jump ♫
Hay! Who said that?
Baby, how you been?
Go ahed jump! Van Halen FTW!!!
=・ェ・=
“Whoa. I know kung-fu.”
*kicks the crap out of the other two kittehs*
pwnd
Dere iz no spoon!
Russian dance troupe! Huzzah!
Books tickets to Kittehs of Win
Careful Matrix Kittehs, the orange one is poyson!
Ice cream for crow!!
It’s an old fashion hoe down!
“karate kittens” i saw that movie! lol.
Dat iz juz epik.
I haz tooks da Red Catnip!
i cantz be stopz , i gotz skillige
It’s him.
The anomaly.
Do we proceed?
Yes. He is still… only feline…
the time has come to destroy mankind.
FORWARD CATS OF LOLZ!!!!