I am the almighty!
I am the almighty! Fear the fuzzy! Fear it!
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Bow doun b4 me!
GATA
Yep berry neerly GMTA!
no i won’t
wurshup mii!!!
If ai mus, ur catness!
iz awnlee maii du…
Nd NO Larffing!
adn conga rats tu yu, tu!
*singz*
werrrrrrrr awf tu teh ty butik
teh wunnerful fy butik!
Bow doun b4 me
* Bowwz tu kepz Anni hapy *
Thx mai minyun!
Datz OK! * Oh, mai aking neez. Oh, mai akin bak *
Noww, Hott orr kawld drinx? Wot abbowt sum fud?
It’s hawt heer 2dai, so Aifink iiskreem and sum fresh orinj (but nawt poyzin) joos pls!
Heer yu r.
* Hanz anni larj glars uv fresh orinj (butt(!) nawt poyzin) juse *
* adn a shooguh kone ob boyz.n.berri iiskreme *
Gud helf!
Thx!
Tymz fur bed fur me. Iz leight.
* Afta ai finnush mai snaks *
* Wundaz wot teh fuzbawl relli iz? *
G’nite (mornin, aftarnune, ect)
G’nite PB, sleep tite!
BUT….but…ewe haz teh webbed feetz!
haow deed u kno? er…..ai meen noe ai donut!
awwww whoozafuzzywuzzy?
whoozacutseytootseyskareeburdie?
U r! yes, u r!
fuzzee wuzzee wuz eh bare
fuzzee wuzzee had noe hare
fuzzee wuzzee wuzn’t fuzzee, wuz he?
Fuzzee Wuzzee wuzza duck
Fuzzee Wuzzee hads some pluck
*tinkz awf repli; desydz betta nawt tu pos….aifinkso!*
Chicken.
Fuzzee Wuzzee is NAWT a cluk!
Fuzzy wuzzy wuz a tern.
Fuzzy wuzzy fear did earn.
Fuzzy wuzzy wuzn wussy wuz hii.
@@@@@@@@NC66!!!
teh mottoe awf teh U awf Merreelan iz
Feer teh turtul!
turtuls bee pritty skarree awl rite, butt (!) aifinkso eben ai cud owtrun wun.
Okai…ai has eh buizee dis mornen….seez yu lata!
Thnk CC, ai cann stan upz agin.
Or ah will stun u with mah floof!
Bebbeh Fuzzee Lump
amz feeleengz brayv andz boald. Canz
nawtz eeben flyz yet
Bebbeh Fuzzee Lump
habz Seekritt Weppun. Ekkstra
Kewtness awn Deemandz
Bebbeh Fuzzee Lump
nawtz eeben habz weengz yet. Dayz
willz groawz owtz in tyme.
Jack.
Fiyr adn brimstoen burd
Flize awl aroun teh kountree
Yu foun ceiling cat?
*giggle*
Ok, birdie. I’ll *chuckle* has a *moar giggles* big skared.
Just as soon as I take ur picshur.
Aifink u aer nawt taykin him srslee!
I am SO!
*srsly puts a cutesy-wootsy bebbeh bonnet on teh feerce duckie*
U aer mokkin him!
“Mokkin’”? I donot think so. I is teh respectifying him. Look at that widdle biddle hed! It could get sunburnt.
*puts ginormous pair of sunglasses on duckie also*
Noe wai iz dat eh mokkenburd.
Annipuss seems to think it is a mokkedbird. But is not a mokkenbuglar! STN
I iz fearin dat lil Fuzzee Lump….I iz fearin him.
Whoa! That is one freaky deaky birdee!
I bowed befours yous…yous almighty heiness!!
Aifink dis burdee iz sumwayhow relateded too Hennry, da Shickenhock. Dat Foggyhorn Leggyhorn am quakering in hiz bootzes.
O hai, Ivory Bill! Hasn’t seen u in lotsa whiles. How u is?
*gives IB a ginormous pair of sunglasses*
Feerceness: It mus run in teh family.
“Are you coming quietly, or do I have to muss ya up?” – HH
yop.♪ Yees..foor oolmity kitth.
tern chick
So, whut u’r saying is that u advocates teh gender reassignments?
@@@@@@@@LCB!!! Iz roffling adn lmao-ing tew!
Srsly (gigglesnort) mebbe it’s sum kinda plover. Dunno.
“Plover”?
*finds self in cave*
Oooh! look! A emerald teh size of a plover’s egg!
*takes emerald*
green…sparkly….mezzomom duzz nawt rekkinize dis cave.
“U are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike”
*Wunders if dis meens dat dere beh plover igg emeralds ebereewares…*
*en fron awf yu iz eh dore en teh stoen*
XYZZX!! Or whatebber teh heck it waz…
Apparently I mean XYZZY. Ai has a forgetful, adn Colossal Cave waz a long tyme ago…
HAHAHAH LOOOVVEEE ITTTT I got LOL owned by it
Donot werree, burdee. Mah boifren sez ai am nawt skerree, butt (!) ai noes ai iz.
RAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRRRpeep
Eee!
*dies of cyoot*
Ohes Noes! Wii haz a daownened peep heer!!!
*hurriedly applies the cardy-ack stimulolator*
CLEEEEEEER!!! *brZZZZt*
Ar yoo alrite jessica? ar yoo? AR YOOO?!?!
*opns brane tew repair splort damages*
Uh. Dis is okay doh, wii can handlol eet at da splort klinik!! *rushes Jessica awai veriverifast*
*bow*hee hee yah down until i am de almitey!mwuahahaha!
That may very well be the cutest thing I have ever seen. Ever.
Dr.tinycat says” taht waz funne. dat littul birdie tinks he iz all powrful! NOT!”
Dis 1 makme LOL n gigglz sew ai coffs. Ai fearz da Fuzzy!
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?!?!?
I belive and i fear
best.lolchick.ever.
all birds are chickens…that’s how i look at ‘em.
O meh gawd, howe cuteh!
XD it wants to get us…….
HAHAHAHA Love it: FEAR IT!!
LOL! Fear fuzzi!!
Fear meh or faces da wath of the chicki!!!
hehehezz i ish wanting of cheeeezzzbugggerrr!
if i ish to may bow do 2 youz den i must arguez, unlesssh i getz ma CHEEZZZ BUGURRRR!!!!!
looool so funneh
It’s not funny! I IZ SCARDZ!!! :{
Aaaaahhhhh! *faint* owe wate ie forgot mie ise kreem
OMG he gonna eat us!
OHNO NOT THE FUZZ!!!
Bewear of teh birdie!
no bow b4 me
lol good one….
“I’m da king….u must BoW!!!
The evilest are always te cutest.
fear the almighty fuzzy, for u never know when he will sneak into youre house one day and steal all of ur cheezburgers!!!!!!! or u can make him even madder by saying, “awwww, so cute!!!!” and then he will sneak into ur house and kil you in ur sleep!, and steel all of ur cheezburgrs. and the worst thing you can do is laugh at the almighty fuzzy, if you do this then he shall call upon all of his fuzzy legions, and they will hunt u down, steel ur credit cardz, ur wallet, and ur cheezburgers, and leave u for dead
no wai dood there iz liek no wai U can be the almighty wen i haz already claimed it!
For those of you who are wondering, that’s a Plover chick, most likely a Killdeer.
ONLY I am the almighty
I almost cried!! Thats how cute it is!
So CUTE!
FEAR IT!
i bow to you!
awwwww sooo cute x3
LOL I like the fuzzy more than fear it!
hey this was hilarious. can i have your permission to post this on deviantart? i already did, but they need the permission of the original author so yeah.
its so cute